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Guys I have an interview coming up with Deloitte for an entry level audit position, any pro tips?

>> No.932328

>>932304

tell them to go fuck themselves

working 60 hours/week for 55k salary and no overtime is shit

>> No.932331

>>932304
Bring a tube of lube for the assrape of 65 hour work weeks

>> No.932334

>>932304
Do it and instantly look for a new job. Resumes man ...

>> No.932340

>>932304

Try to surreptitiously identify vacant office space during the interview. You can use those spaces to squat when they don't hire you.

Next you'll want to identify break rooms, dumpsters, staff refrigerators. You can forage on a diet of birthday cakes, employee lunches and the occasional potlock.

>> No.932368
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932368

>>932328
>>932331
>>932334
>>932340

I love you guys.

>> No.932371

>>932304
Don't be autistic.

>> No.932416

Why the fuck would you want to be an entry level consultant?

Go be a fucking teacher or something. It pays the same with better hours.

>> No.932443

If you want the job, just say you'll work like crazy because you love crunching numbers and that you won't ever ask for vacation or sick days because you would miss the fun.

>> No.932484

>>932443

This. I work there currently. This is pretty accurate. Also you want to stress how independent you are. They don't like babysitting.

>> No.932501

Is consulting for Deloitte just as bad as audit?

>> No.932505

>>932501
wouldn't think so. Deloitte while not as prestigious as bain or BCG etc is the best out of the big 4 ps to all those complaining about audit, just stick it out for 10 years and make partner then you will be rolling in the dosh.

>> No.932515

>>932304

Be an attractive white girl with big tits.

That's how one of my friends got hired there.

>> No.932577

>>932304

When asked about how to handle a challenge, open your fly and stick your right hand into your trousers and allow your index finger to stick out of your zipper. In your left hand have some loose change. Let the index finger of your right hand dig around in the loose change being held in your left hand. Then state, "This is how a one-armed Deloitte accountant counts his change...."

>> No.932595

>>932515
Well your friend should have been hired anywhere

>> No.932892

>>932304
i used to contract for Wellcare Healthplans and I never saw the Deloitte people leave.
I once came in early (4AM) and they had just started work.
they didnt leave until 8PM
i was told by several employees that this was considered normal as they ALWAYS worked that shift with a 10 hour shift on Sat.


basically get a sams club membership and stock up on some lubricants.

>> No.932915

>>932304

school is the only thing you are good at: EY/Deliotte
you are good at nothing: pwc/kpmg

>remember to talk about how good you were at school

>> No.932991

>>932892

Same experience with the local Deloitte office here. Sometimes I go past it at midnight while walking my dog and every time I see a bunch of kids, probably not older than 21-22, sitting at their desks working.

>>932505
>just stick it out for 10 years and make partner

They will kick you out in 3 and get in some new suckers to replace your overpaid ass.

>> No.933001

>>932328
Dont listen to these fucks, I have an upcoming interview with EY after declining my marine corps commission. Try working literally 20 hours a day and living in a squad bay. Big 4 aint so bad.

>> No.933052

My wife almost took a position as an auditor at Deloitte but I knew a middle-level manager at Leo Burnett who was a good friend.

After she got hired at Leo Burnett she found out all the horror stories at Deloitte. Close call.

>> No.934062

>>933001
>Dont listen to these fucks, I have an upcoming interview with EY after declining my marine corps commission. Try working literally 20 hours a day and living in a squad bay. Big 4 aint so bad.
Do tell, I'd like to work in the Big 4.