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the mutts arent even awake yet

>> No.9297421

>>9297386
Fuck you the gooks and stinky Europeans sold like a bunch of cunts

>> No.9297432

>>9297386
Kek

>> No.9297434
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9297434

Whiter than you poohamad

>> No.9297438

>>9297421
oooh look, this one's up early :^)

>> No.9297456

>>9297438
>early
You lazy shit nugget it 6:55 am

>> No.9297726

>>9297386
Annnnnnnnd the price is rising. You're welcome Europoors, we just saved your asses again

>> No.9297738

>>9297386
Jokes on you I get up at 4 to lift and then wageslave 6-230

>> No.9297752

>>9297386
>>9297438
stupid fucks.
america is what runs this market.
without us you poor pieces of shit would dump constantly and there would be nothing left.
THANK AMERICA.
DO IT.
THANK US.

>> No.9297815
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>>9297752
>runs market
>cannot into ICO

all that delusion. all that cope

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9297816

>>9297752
>tfw be eternal Anglo
>wake up at 7am to short the market
>close short 1h before la creatura wakes up
Feels good to be beady

>> No.9297978
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9297978

It's nice to be Russian, we have no money, so when we wake up, the market not reacts at all.

>> No.9298888

>>9297434
kek, who makes these?

>> No.9298939

>>9297816
Americans are eternal anglos too.

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>>9298939
Not anymore el goblino, you've been corrupted by dark forces

>> No.9299225
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9299225

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

>> No.9299436

>>9297752
thank you based mutt