Bedtime Story

[Anonymous No.9296002]

We are creating a Video for Pic related.
It is already narrated, we only need a few People to Voice the different characters.

>Discord Link can be found here:
www.thepinkwojak.com

>How do i record?
https://vocaroo.com/

>What do i say?
See next post.

Note: Please don't give me that "i have to be quiet so mum and dad dont hear me". We need EMOTION.

[Anonymous No.9296006]

Manager
“Mr. Wojak! You better stop right now.”
“Mr. Wojak! You better unhand that customer right now or you’re fired!”
“Mr. Wojak I’m going to have to report you to the police. You are clearly a danger to yourself.”

Cashier
“I’m sorry sir we don’t sell alcohol after 11:00pm.”

NoLinker#1
“What is that?”

NoLinker#2
“It’s the green dildo!”

NoLinker#3
“It’s come!”

NoLinker#4
“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”

Stacey
“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!”
“What’s going on? Let me in!”

Pajeet
“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently.

NoLinker#5
“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”

NoLinker#6
“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”

NoLinker#7
“The exchanges are crashing!”

NoLinker8
“$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”

Link-Marine#1
“It’s Sergey!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#2
“He’s come to take us to Lamboland!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#3
“It’s the pilot!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#4
“1000 EOY!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#5
“We’re not selling!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

Link-Marine#6
“Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”

[Anonymous No.9296014]

sad. cultists would rather make memes than make money

[Main Cast No.9296018]

BigMac
“Working late on New Years Eve?”
“It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,”
“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,”

Sergey
“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.”
“Strap in, boys.”

Wojak
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,”
“How?”
“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!”
“My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”
“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!”
“Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!”
“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”
“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!”
“That won’t be necessary,”
“They told me I was delusional,”
“I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”
“Okay.”
“Who are you?”
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“What’s going on?”
“But she’s my oneitis!”
“Big Mac!”
“Do you forgive me for punching you?”
“Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”

General
“Get in Marine!”
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.”
“Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
“Take no one with you,”
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.”
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,”
“You can’t be tempted.”
“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”

[Anonymous No.9296737]

Ill do this when i wake up. Plox leave a character for me. I've been in since the beginning and I'm gonna see it to the end so id like to leave a little something. Idc who's left just let there be someone

[Anonymous No.9296759]

>>9296737
Just go for anyone; we will decide on the best one via vote if there are multiple people for one role

[Anonymous No.9296767]

How do we digitally record a chorus?
I think it would be super cool if all the marines sent in their voice of “tonight, tonight”

[Anonymous No.9296783]

>>9296759
Lit. Will prob do all then

[Anonymous No.9296835]

You are doing God's work OP.

Here's my Pajeet recording for you: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09J5vJFjOE9

[Anonymous No.9296856]

i did the general

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHSfu2uk5x

[Anonymous No.9296868]

>>9296767
im just putting the different tonights over each other

[Anonymous No.9296878]

>>9296835
OMG.

[Anonymous No.9296890]

I once participated in /tv/ and /a/ . Wondering if I should do it now

[Anonymous No.9296898]

>>9296835
this one is good

>>9296890
go for it
bizonacci is on board too

[Anonymous No.9296920]

>>9296898
>>9296856
should i retry the general or not bother

[Anonymous No.9296940]

>>9296920
i think for the main cast a better micro would be good, but feel free to submit anything you want, we will vote on everyone who submits a general voice

[Anonymous No.9297119]

Adding the rest here for the record:
Link-Marine #1 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bZUPuTnDiI
NoLinker #1 https://vocaroo.com/i/s185BDC7JUfH
NoLinker #8 https://vocaroo.com/i/s18HsuyCl2ez
NoLinker #7 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TEKpOn98iE
NoLinker #7 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBvtp78Rq8
NoLinker#3 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p5n5FSB7k7

all for teh lulz

[Anonymous No.9297198]

>>9297119
nice

[Anonymous No.9297293]

As Stacey:
>Wojak, it's me, Stacey! What's going on? Let me in!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19z8j9CsbFD

As Market-buyer
>Market buying LINK! Market buy! Oh God, please let my buy go through!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehhX4HUtUl

[Anonymous No.9297319]

>>9297119
these are fantastic