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2 days until vitalik will be wanted by US government, have your shorts ready.

>> No.9272046

>>9272035
kek all ETH is going to IOTA

>> No.9272076
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>>9272035

>> No.9272100

where can i find info about this alleged May 7th congress meeting

>> No.9272127

>>9272035
they wont give him the zuck treatment that's for damn sure.

>> No.9272174

>>9272127
uh, lol, vitalik would destroy these moron congressdudes
you burgers realize what kind of money-hungry idiots you shuffle into power, right? you know it's not based on anything they're qualified to do, right?
vitalik is like, a fucking autty genius. he knows more than these dudes do by far. he isn't going to get caught in some trap.

>> No.9272184

I’ve told my mum, my dad and everyone at work about this and I showed them all how to short ETH. Making money shorting ETH is easy. I opened a ETH short for my grandma on poloniex and one for myself.

>> No.9272205

>>9272174
Unless he starts defending child porn on national TV that is

>> No.9272217

Just do the opposite of what BIZ says, thank me later

>> No.9272250

BREAKING NEWS, VITALIK INJURED IN A CAR CRASH IN SINGAPORE

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.9272864

>>9272035
it will be the first time he has ever been wanted. Hopefully he doesn't nut too fast.

>> No.9273023
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Do you think this pic related would allow that. These mega corporations owns the SEC and congress.

Lubin and Consensys and their supreme team of well connected lawyers/lobbyists have this taken care of. Just look at the 20% price surge for proof. ETH will be $1500 in a week or so.

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>>9272035
So when should I sell my ETH? Today, Tomorrow or the next?

>> No.9273708

>>9272174
>defended having possession of child porn

Hes not as bright as you think

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>>9273023
intredasting

>> No.9274468

>>9272127
Skeleton would not give THEM the zuck treatment.
He would ridicule them with one of his one hour monologues.

>> No.9274776

How do i set a stop limit on Binance?

>> No.9274816

>>9274776

inb4 your stop limit is taken out before a 100% rise

>> No.9274829

>>9272205
you'd have to be literally retarded or a burger to have that be the takeaway from the twitter post you're referencing
and let's be honest, most of you roastie-loathing, purity-seeking, failure-to-thrive neet fags are low-key unpeeling .onions and getting juicy weird when the lights go out

>> No.9274836

>>9274829
Newfag here. What's a roastie and why shouldn't i love them?

>> No.9274842

Which is why again u need holochain. They are about the only guys in crypto that are avoiding all the security laws.

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>2 days until the flippening

>> No.9274867

>>9274836
girls that have a lot of sex with guys that aren't inside-type socially awkward guys, and thus get a lot of resentment thrown at them by the neets here
the neets like their girls PURE and unblemished by the (most likely larger and thicker) hands of other men

>> No.9274930

>>9274867
Sounds to me like roasties would have more experience and give better head.

>> No.9274948

>>9274930
yar, but that doesn't matter much when you never leave your battlestation long enough to get your dick sucked

>> No.9275001

To me eth seems like a utility. How are those affected by regulations?

>> No.9275033

>eos brainlets on suicide watch
>spreading shit fud
*BREATHES IN*