/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9257648]

>third round interview

[Anonymous No.9257666]

>third and final interview
>they give you the worst interviewer

[Anonymous No.9257672]

What kind of job has so many interviews? I've held a few relatively high level jobs requiring various kinds of clearances, but I never in my life had to submit to more than one interview.

[Anonymous No.9257696]

Tell them to cut the bull shit OP. Either hire you or don't. Tell them you're tired of jumping through hoops and "I don't need this shit I'm crypto rich."

[Anonymous No.9257830]

>>9257672
This.
Trying to get a job these days is pure torture.

[kneepad girl No.9257920]

>>9257672
Video Game Designer
Friend of me got job @ Big 3 but only after literal months soul crushing interviews

When you fail interview @ Big 3 they not even tell you, everyone just walk out

[Anonymous No.9258034]

>tfw every interview I get I'm hired on the spot because I am a handsome devil

[Anonymous No.9258125]

>>9257672
I wouldnt consider McDonalds manager a 'high level' job

[Anonymous No.9258127]

>>9258034
This is /larp/ country now

[Anonymous No.9258145]

>>9257648
>group interview

[Anonymous No.9258175]

>>9258127
Not even kidding then I get fired within 6 months because boomers are no fun allowed faggots who cry if you aren't being productive every minute of the day

[Anonymous No.9258181]

>>9258034
That's because every job you're applying for is some minimum wage garbage that is desperate to fill the hole due to the previous employee hanging themselve.

[Anonymous No.9258198]

>>9257648
pft thats nothing
>phone screening
>phone interview
>in person interview
>in person interview with director

[Anonymous No.9258205]

>never even get an interview
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? I CANT EVEN GET A JOB FOR TEENAGERS!!

[Anonymous No.9258225]

>>9258205
just walk in and give them a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.9258238]

>>9257648
Fuck begging for a job.

[Anonymous No.9258239]

>>9258181
Nice projection gramps. 23 and every job I have had was between $18-25/hr current job is 20/hr with fuck loads of OT

[Anonymous No.9258251]

>>9257648
>Working for the man
>Not becoming a tradesman who can do his own jobs when it comes down to it.

I work away alot as an electrician on minesites on construction gigs, there are no interviews bar some questions on the phone. When you have a skillset you can afford to tell people that if you dont get flown within a week i got another job waiting for me. Also its pretty sick to do jobs for cash when you come back to town on your week off.

[Anonymous No.9258261]

>>9258225
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9258292]

>>9258225
>just walk in and give them a firm dick

[Anonymous No.9258306]

you have to clearly state in your Cover letter that you're a homosexual tranny refugee from Syria, and that you also believe in Muslim Allah = god.

that way they will hire you to fulfill their quota. also get a tan. go to your local tanning salon, and get as dark as you can so you can pass as some sort of mexican/latam taconigger.

consider this FREE advice...my attempt to help you. from one /biz/bro to another.

[Anonymous No.9258319]

>>9257666
>It's an unmarried woman in her late 30's
Guess I'm not getting this job

[Anonymous No.9258355]

>>9258306
decent advice, although its much better to be a woman, so start transitioning. The only way to get an engineering job in Australia is to be female.

[Anonymous No.9258470]

>>9258355
did you fall for the engineering meme? I see tonnes of newly graduated engineers that just get used up (interns) then thrown out they tend to keep the minority ones (muslim women, also they earn way less that a tradesmen then on construction they might be on 90k a year with benefits while im on 200-300k a year on construction wages ( have to jump around though, good construction gig usually last a year +)

[Anonymous No.9258508]

>>9257672
I have a Trading Internship interview for Akuna Capital and I just finished my 4th round out of 5, this shit is hell.

[Anonymous No.9258748]

>>9258470
sort of, I never really planned to use it. I just chose the most general degree I could think of (mech eng) in case I want to wagecuck one day.

[Anonymous No.9258795]

>>9258470
Better off targeting an industrial technologist role like instrumentation. Engineering background and you rise the ranks fast, 200k+.

[Anonymous No.9258864]

>>9258508
Impressive. I guess I'm lucky to be in a field where they can just test you and have a good idea if they want you or not even before the lone interview. I don't think I'd manage to pass five.

[Anonymous No.9258872]

>>9258125
Nor does it require "security clearance"

[Anonymous No.9258874]

>>9258508
Also, good luck for your fifth interview, hope you get it.

[Anonymous No.9258880]

>>9258225
The ultimate state of 4chan autists

[Anonymous No.9258907]

>>9258872
I let this slide because he will have the codes to the vault in the managers office.

[Anonymous No.9258985]

>>9257648
I'm almost 22 and I live in NW UK, can't even get an interview

[Anonymous No.9258996]

>>9258251

>working at all
>not letting your bot AKA GUTENBERG PRINTING PRESS make fat stacks for you everyday while you jerk off

[Anonymous No.9259244]

>>9258874
Thanks dawg

[Anonymous No.9259449]

>>9258034
I kinda know that feel

if I get a woman interviewer it's fucking game over. which is funny because I can't talk to women at all except in certain contexts where iit's appropriate

[Anonymous No.9259576]

>>9259449
>being socially inept around women in a 1v1 circumstance
>wondering why you fail evry tim

[Anonymous No.9259594]

>>9257920
Have you ever considered that video game designers are actual fucking niggers? You pathetic fucker.

[Anonymous No.9259636]

>>9257648
Go in a give them the CIA Power Stance™
>Mr. Interviewer, I'm John Smith.

[Anonymous No.9260181]

>interview

lol, enjoy