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itt we talk about our autistic super powers

Mines the ability to determine if its a man or woman behind an avatar in games just by watching how they play. Your turn anon

>> No.9239564

>>9239549
guessing the age of an artist within a year

>> No.9239585

>>9239564
thats a cool super power anon

>> No.9239587

My autistic superpower is being retarded

>> No.9239599

>>9239587
Autism is my autistic superpowheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr

>> No.9239633

>>9239549
I have an exceptional ability to gauge the length of time that has passed.

>> No.9239646

>>9239633
I have no concept of time at all. Time flys

>> No.9239657
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9239657

I got constant deja vu and am beginning to believe I can predict the future.

Bitcoin goes to $13k in June, $9.5k in July, $18k in September, $22k in December, and $36k in January.

>> No.9239676

You do know what savants are, don't you?

Oh who am I kidding...

>> No.9239709

>>9239676
4chan is just an accumulation of autistic savants of useless skills.

>> No.9239755

I make chicks cum buckets. I love sucking the female dick.

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>>9239755
This is a serious discussion about our autistic super powers irl anon.

>> No.9239781

sometimes the supreme being speaks through me

it only likes to come out when I hit some dank

>> No.9239805

I have the impressive ability to make people want to give me free crypto

>> No.9239822

>>9239549
i can lick my armpits

>> No.9239824

I can tell political opinion and gender by how people are typing and phrasing their sentences

>> No.9239843

>>9239549
I don't remember mine because I hide most of my thoughts and memories to prevent anxiety. It might have something to do with how obsessed I am with society.

>> No.9239867

I can predict the result of a coin flip with accuracy of 85% as long as you use an American quarter made after 1964.

It doesn't matter whether I'm flipping it or someone else, and I can do it before you even flip it.

>> No.9240540
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9240540

i can piss in the shower as much as i want and mom will never find out ;)

>> No.9240554

>>9239767
i can tell she has a penis

>> No.9240557

>>9239549
I can tell whether or not a person is a piece of shit with 90+% accuracy within an hour of meeting them.

>> No.9240564

I have the power to crash the value of any coin just by buying in.

>> No.9240569

>>9240540
that would be hot af if you weren't a dude.

>> No.9241198

>>9239549

have the ability to cause a coin to dump or moon depending if I long or short it

>> No.9241236

>>9240564
>>9241198
you two should team up and fight crime

>> No.9241284

I can smell a woman's mood. That scent, that musk from up close tells what shes thinking or feeling usually before she realises.
Good for knowing when its time to make a move or gtfo if shes going to blow up over something.
Also can tell usually when their on the rags or ovulating.

>> No.9241441

>>9239646
You must be the autist that threw the clock out he window

>> No.9241516

I can set an internal alarm clock for any time and anywhere. I will always wake up minutes before the actual alarm goes off.

>> No.9241534

>>9239657
My dubs can confirm

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>>9241284

You're one creepy motherfucker. I bet you get the bitches real wet when you tell them that....

>> No.9241625

>>9241441
Not I, but src?

>> No.9241778

Can recognize movies by their camera/filter alone
Can recognize radio stations by their static

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>>9239549
i can predict the future through weird dreams (though it's usually not that obvious). also, while awake, i can connect the dots between world events n shit. i sometimes get visions of ancient times and i can feel as if i've lived in different places and times before. ancient crafts come naturally to me. when i was a kid, i could make bows (hunting bows) exactly like some ancient tribes, without ever researching about their crafting method. i can see through the mind's eyes of the elite who rule over this world. i know what they know. i feel what they feel. there's no stopping what is coming. why am i on this planet? i never asked for this. bitcoin is not decentralized. it was created by intelligence agencies. i can feel it. then again... maybe i am just playing with ya n i really kno nothing. lol

>> No.9241946

>>9239657
deja vu is an error in your memory synapses and continuously experiencing it is a sign something is wrong.

>> No.9242150

I laugh everytime I see someone baneposting.
I don’t know why.
It even leaks into real life when I hear the word ‘you’ and ‘for’ or ‘four’ next to each other.
Also ‘big guy’ is one trigger, or seeing or hearing a plane.

>> No.9242210

>>9241946
The problem is that I'm developing mental attributes man was not meant to have. Watch this stock https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/riot

In the next week or two it's going to go up to $20 (but the closing price is going to be much lower), have a closing price around $5.75 on a Friday, the following Monday will have a 22% drop down to $4.5 (but close much higher), and then it'll have a massive spike before the end of the month (this one's a lot more fuzzy, it's going to be something in the $60 range) I think it's going to happen on the 23rd. Seriously, screenshot this shit and check it at the end of May. Just make sure to use candle charts and not just closing prices, so you can see the full range of movement. Also, I don't even get to make money off this shit, I fuck it up despite knowing these numbers and the fact that I fuck up. I also die sometime around February 2019 and can't avoid it.

>> No.9242316

My autistic superpower is licking the clitoris for many hours with a blank mind

>> No.9242420

>>9239549
collecting debts based on pure threats

>> No.9242989

>>9242210
Any crypto predictions anon?

You seem to be gifted

>> No.9243730 [DELETED] 

>>9239564
Fantastic if real. Like if you could guess the age of the op pic artist that’s real cool

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>>9240554
you'd be wrong

my autistic superpower is telling traps from girls

>> No.9243860

Autist here. I have the autistic super power to recognize that this thread is autistic. Not a single one of you has these super powers. Y’all just dumb and falsely attributing bullshit to stupid bullshit. God autistic people are so autistic

>> No.9244735

I have quite a few of these, it's a bit spooky.

>> No.9244786

Im basically Saitama. One punch heads off

>> No.9244990

Taste the difference from different waters

>> No.9245058

>>9242210
You might be retarded.

Get help.

>> No.9245327

>>9239549
I can gauge the length or distance of something fairly accuratly by eye.

>> No.9246158

>>9239549
Mine is to detect the newfags like you.

>> No.9246183

>>9239549
Ability to know if the artist draws porn by looking at the art. And ability to know if artist is male or female from their drawing.

>> No.9246261

>>9239549
Writing memes that actually spread my autism to those who consume them. They then produce similar memes that have the same effect.

>> No.9246328

I'm highly motivated to do illegal things.

>never got caught