ITT WE SUMMON ASSBLASTER

[Anonymous No.9234556]

Pls come out of the shadows and give us your input on Ropsten and where Chainlink stands, Mr. Assblaster

[Anonymous No.9234577]

>>9234556

AYO ASSBLASTER GETCHO ASS IN HERE NIGGA

[Anonymous No.9234588]

The fud recently has been really strong

[Anonymous No.9234590]

>>9234556
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

OOOOOOOOO
ASSBLASTER
OOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.9234601]

>>9234556
pretty sure @creatine isn't assblaster fyi

[Anonymous No.9234687]

>>9234556
Assblaster was fired because the autistic fucks here doxxed him.
I don't think he's ever coming back.

[Anonymous No.9234770]

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[Anonymous No.9234795]

>>9234601
Why?

[Abbsblanster No.9234852]

>>9234556
Hurr guys it me ansblanter
Can't talk am in an important meeting with the president.
One thing though, if coinmetro is what I've been told it is you will need a whole new lexicon to describe how much it moons.
$3 by may screeencap this

[AssBlaster !9NuWyJmoHw No.9234880]

You do realise i forgot my tripcode ?

[AssBlaster !!amnemJ5Wu6e No.9234890]

check them

[AssBlaster !X9jTcGG.Yk No.9234902]

ITT we now guess my old Trip
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[Anonymous No.9234905]

Monsieur Cul Blaster venez ici!! Nous avons besoin de toi

[Anonymous No.9234908]

>>9234880
Stop larping fakenigger

[AssBlaster !!amnemJ5Wu6e No.9234911]

>>9234890
goddammit

[Anonymous No.9234915]

>>9234880

THERE HE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[AssBlaster !byehY7qaX6 No.9234919]

test

[Anonymous No.9234922]

AssBlaster, I wrote this the other day and it was Insta buried.

ASSBLASTER... I Don't know if you are still here or not. I'm sorry that these faggots weaponized their autism and doxxed you. You didn't deserve that.

I want to thank you. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you for what you've done. You've risked your very livelihood to bring us insider information, in a completely selfless act that didn't only not benefit you at all, but put you at risk, and for what? A bunch of thankless neckbeards on a Chinese basket weaving forum.

I am a humble man. I live in the American Midwest and work hard 60+ hours a week. But through your insight and information you have shared with us, know that I have managed to accumulate 26,060 LINK as of now, sitting comfy on my trezor until the time id right, making this stack of seemingly useless internet monopoly money the second largest investment of my life behind my home. And its all thanks to you.

Everything that you have told us has come to pass. And I believe that trend will continue, and that some day, I will be able to break these chains of wage enslavement and experience true freedom, and there is no one else on earth that I can thank for that other than you.

I hope you read this. I hope you know that we're not all the rabid autists who hunted you down and doxxed you. I hope you know that by the time this is all over I believe you will have made a huge difference in a lot of people's lives. And I hope you know that your legacy will never die. The pink wojaks will flow thru the biz board carried along by the tears of the salty no-linkers, the very group you tried to help, while those of us who heeded your advice and wisdom will cheer loudly, "ASSBLASTER! ASSBLASTER! ASSBLASTER!" ... What a glorious day it will be.

Again, know that I'm a nobody. Just a guy with a small stack of LINK and a dream, but some day, I hope to buy you a beer and shake your hand.

Thank you, ASSBLASTER

[Anonymous No.9234933]

assblaster here
you linkies are fucking retarded this shitcoin is never going anywhere check those dubs

[Anonymous No.9234937]

>>9234880
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.9234938]

>>9234880
>>9234902

post a pic of a receipt from an upscale belgian restaurant to prove it

[Anonymous No.9234939]

>>9234880
Dammit there must be some way to prove you’re AssBlaster
What’s your portfolio? I know AB’s three biggest coins.

[Anonymous No.9234943]

>>9234933
Thanks, just sold 100k assblasters

[AssBlaster !byehY7qaX6 No.9234946]

test2

[AssBlaster !byehY7qaX6 No.9234967]

>>9234938
Im at home nigger

[AbbsblansterMBPenmwX43G No.9234972]

>>9234922
THANKS FAGOLA LMAO
>>9234933
fuk u am the real abmpsblanter
>>9234939
What do ya wanna know, kid? ;)

[AssBlaster !nNI6rasWHg No.9234983]

>>9234939
That wouldnt prove who I am when someone fake can go back and look at archives. Im trying to figure out my old trip, give me a sec

[Anonymous No.9234994]

>>9234880
Where are you AssBlastoid ?
C'm'ere nigger so I show you a serious pump !
Imma pump yo' ass till $3eoMay mofo !
C'm'ere nigger so I give you a hard pump !
Motherfucker !

[AssBlaster !KwKibfA0RI No.9235003]

test3

[AbbsblansterMBPenmwX43G No.9235011]

>>9234994
fuck your mother if u want fuk

[Anonymous No.9235018]

>>9234983
That’s true. I went through all ~600 pages of the archives.

[AssBlaster hitlerdidnothingwro(...) No.9235025]

test4

[AssBlaster !2TF4uCCbVI No.9235039]

>>9235025
>whoops
Test 4

[AssFucker !xi8/JKFwzo No.9235050]

>>9234556
wassap guys

[AssBlaster !nbbP/UO/wM No.9235057]

last try.

[Anonymous No.9235064]

I AM ASSBLASTER

[AbbsblansterMBPenmwX43G No.9235065]

>>9235057
>last try
Looks like you fucked it son. Better luck next life

[AssBlaster !MvF3xJw3T. No.9235069]

Igiveup

[AnnLanders No.9235077]

Hey guys I'm back. I meant $3 by the end of May. Totes what I meant.

[AssFucker !xi8/JKFwzo No.9235085]

I AM THE TRU

[AssFucker !xi8/JKFwzo No.9235110]

I AM THE REL

[AssBlaster !SGqfBoSrNY No.9235131]

:D

[Anonymous No.9235145]

>>9234556
who disturbs my slumber...

[Anonymous No.9235210]

Do you have this file on your computer? Would it be enough to just show that the date created was earlier than your post?

[MassPlaster !aaWI/nsBfU No.9235214]

MY LINKY STAYS STINKY $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.9235222]

or recreate this pic

[Anonymous No.9235256]

>>9234922
100% this

Fucking incel autists

[Anonymous No.9235280]

>>9234880
No fucking way you forgot your tripcode, nigger. AB has had the same tripcode for years and years.

[Anonymous No.9235289]

>>9235222
trips leading the way to build trust to a new tripcode

[AssBlaster !BWx.aNtf1k No.9235292]

>>9235222
I moved apartments and i shaved my head off so i cant prove with a pic.

[Anonymous No.9235338]

>>9235292
Go away you cunt, nobody cares about your larp.

[Anonymous No.9235355]

>>9235210
2nd way to prove its him,
this is the first instance of the image on /biz/ ( on warosu.org, if you click "view same" you see all the images posted that are the same of it )

[Anonymous No.9235374]

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>>9235338
i hate all of you

[Anonymous No.9235385]

>>9235292
what about the blue/black object at the edge of the right side of the image? Is it your computer?

[Anonymous No.9235398]

>>9235292
Just tell us something juicy. Idc if you are the real AB or not. Come on faggot.

[Anonymous No.9235409]

>>9234556
A classic

[Anonymous No.9235423]

>>9235409
I'm honestly not convinced that these weird tripcode AB posts are not a larp...if any of them are fake, these ones are it.

[Anonymous No.9235426]

What would you like to hear from AssBlaster? Are you still insecure regarding the future of chainlink?

[Anonymous No.9235435]

>>9235409
One thing for sure, if a LARP he was a damn good one. Dude could lay it down.

[Anonymous No.9235437]

>>9235426
We all want bed time stories until the singularity. We want more building blocks for our rich dreams.

[AssBlaster !e8YxCBsZxw No.9235481]

>>9235385
My nan is borrowing my computer at the moment. sorry.

[Anonymous No.9235520]

>>9235385
AB IS blonde lmao dyor

[Anonymous No.9235543]

>>9235423
AB had two trip codes, the one used on the attachment with the first post of this thread, and the one I previously attached. All the rest were bogus imposters, and they were not very good at it either.

[Anonymous No.9235741]

Assblaster will never return
You faggots should be grateful for what he has done for /biz/

[Anonymous No.9236162]

>>9235741
Let's now deal with 5 million larpers pretending to be AB, who might have been a larper himself.
Number 1:
>>9236078

[Anonymous No.9236240]

>>9234588
Only for brainlets who are easily fudded and obviously only bought cl for the memes.

[Anonymous No.9236289]

>>9235481
retard

[Anonymous No.9236398]

>>9234556
Damn, I made this picture awhile ago. The memories.

[Anonymous No.9236501]

>>9236398
great

[Anonymous No.9236595]

Assblaster still hasn't given me the 100 LINK for correctly guessing the origin of his name. A good way to prove his identity would be to send me the 100 LINK he promised :)

The address should be somewhere in the old thread archive, but here it is again:

0x734282E02729Da01D5b5220C72C92070ef9EbD38

[Anonymous No.9236703]

>>9236595
You know if his sent address has over 400k LINK it could be him (and if he’s determined enough, moves all the LINK to that address if he has more than one wallet.)

[Anonymous No.9236746]

>>9236595
This is the biggest proof to me that ab is not only a larper but also an asshole
He tricked all of /biz/ though which is fantastic

[AssBlaster No.9236932]

>>9234556
.

[VagBlaster No.9236941]

>>9234556
I'm Assblaster's cousin. I am so sick of all of your exclusivity and demeening chovanistic behavior. First, you drive the only voice of sanity around here away, then you demean women with your constant lewd images in new thread.
At the current point on our crypto timeline, women have no place in this "boy's club" called biz. This will not stand. I will have you know that I am actively working with top scientists to engineer a temporary hair dye that allows us girls to trade 10x better than you white straight males. The preliminary trials have already been a great success, as we have all invested in trx and have seen greater gains than any of you vile bigots have ever seen. You can all eat shit.

[Anonymous No.9237097]

Based AB is here, I can feel his presence. He’ll never show himself again, but he walks amongst us

[Anonymous No.9237171]

>>9234852
Fuckign kek lol i'm drunk and 13.6 years old. LINK to the moon XDD

[Anonymous No.9237657]

Is there a link to all assblaster posts or could someone dump