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China Fears 2: The Squequel edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>> No.9228782

>>9228762
this fucking SPY flash crash wiped out all the gains I got from FIT puts

>> No.9228930
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9228930

What up broskis? Been a solid month since I've posted because I got a job. Dividend broski here, up to 90k portfolio yielding 11.9%. How did April treat yall? I'm gaining with the market losing, so I'm pretty happy haha.

Also monthly reminder that I created the name /smg/ because I said I'd remind yall forever.

>> No.9228938

So whats the status

>> No.9228980

Should I buy weed stocks? What about etfs like mjx and hmlsf?

>> No.9229142

Why this comic have lines like that? What does it say?

>> No.9229159

THERES ANOTHER THREAD UP but that faggot bear forgot to put a subject
>>9227835
>>9227835
>>9227835

>> No.9229216

>>9229159
it didn't come up in the catalog search because "smg" isn't in the op.

fucking stupid bear, time to buy SPY calls

>> No.9229429

>>9229216
based

>> No.9229493

what small cap ETFs should I buy if I'm so poor I can only buy like one share of something

>> No.9229516

>>9229493
Berkshire Hathaway class A

>> No.9229740

First

>> No.9229794

this gay market is entirely predictable you buy this bitch when it hits the MA

>> No.9229987

>>9229142
I was too lazy to mspaint the Alibaba logo into it

original is a Chinese political cartoon about school funding

>> No.9230185

bears in absolute shambles