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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu May 3 01:40:13 2018 No.9220353 [Reply] [Original]

After-After Hours Edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

previous thread: >>9210139

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 01:56:25 2018 No.9220524 bump

Anonymous Thu May 3 01:59:11 2018 No.9220550
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I've been doing good with the stock market vs the manic depression of crypto, and I see myself as fully independent for life within 10 years. Still though, since I'll be around 40 then, I can't shake that I'll still never be _truly_ happy. Who here is doing very well but still feels empty inside?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:05:35 2018 No.9220623 >>9220550 How much are you working with?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:07:27 2018 No.9220638 >>9220550 Me too m8. My life getting easier after made profit with crypto ad stock market but i still empty :(( IT'S A FUCKING LIE WHEN THEY SAID MONEY WILL MAKE Y HAPPY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:17:12 2018 No.9220745 >>9220353 >Reminder 1 If you use robinhood to be stingy and to save money on the broker fee you probably shouldn't be trading stocks >Reminder 2 Holy fucking shit after holding WTI from bottom its finally going somewhere. Thank fucking God.

Anonymous Thu May 3 02:24:27 2018 No.9220831

>>9220623
I have fucked up work experience, always managed to shit the bed with all my past jobs. Helped a landlord near me last summer and made $500, rode the crypto wave for fun and cashed out on new year's with $25,000 with and addition $5,000 in gold bullion on delivery. I've been averaging ~$3,000 a month which is more than enough for me being single. What's ominous is I'm set to inherit a $800,000 basket of assets and ~$100,000 cash + property from a rich uncle and ... other than travel and trying to get rich as a game while getting drunk all the time, for what is it all? I won't be married. No kids. No frivilous cars and shit I don't need. Maybe a cabin far away from civilization. I feel like the Ted Kaczynski of investors

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:41:44 2018 No.9220998 >>9220745 Why else would you use Robinhood?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:46:40 2018 No.9221051 File: 68 KB, 800x445, 1525294360788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is it time to go long on rope? or are we still hitting 3000 S&P end of year

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 02:54:55 2018 No.9221147 >>9220998 >>9220745 Is there something wrong with Robinhood? I use for convenience

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:07:47 2018 No.9221883 bumping your thread for you stockfriends :)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 04:23:30 2018 No.9222051 Cashed out Orange at +10% on opening. Feels good man. Also, finally bought a flat last friday. Now I can stop renting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:09:19 2018 No.9222521 File: 13 KB, 500x500, uvxy_logo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9221051

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:11:32 2018 No.9222548 >>9222051 Congratulation You now have a liability generating capex and taxes (especially in France) I would have kept renting and keep investing until I get decent passive income

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:25:48 2018 No.9222688 >>9222548 Housing tax is set to disappear at the end of year. Also the price was 20% under the district's average, and I got a very low and fixed rate loan due to my good job situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:32:31 2018 No.9222761 >>9222688 >Housing tax is set to disappear at the end of year. You are in France m8 You can be sure another tax somewhere has or will be created to counterbalance it Also, I really hope you did a good deal and not in a value trap.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 05:53:06 2018 No.9222973 >previous thread link not updated since Feb You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:11:32 2018 No.9223152 >>9222761 I live in the most dynamic city in France for job growth, the flat is renovated, not far from the rail station in a good area. Plus, I will litterally pay less for the surface than what I rent now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:18:05 2018 No.9223214 >>9223152 I am just a real estate skeptic I hope you enjoy your flat and made a good acquisition

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 06:20:18 2018 No.9223241 >>9223214 I'd consider one thing : if real estate pops, then everything else would have popped before, especially stocks.

>>	Dividend faggot Thu May 3 06:58:10 2018 No.9223654 >>9223241 I'm looking at SLVO, LIT, and CCJ for non-REIT holds. Plus a little GMO as a long shot. If real estate and precious metals both shit the bed, my plan is to develop a taut and supple asshole for the Humungus's soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:00:17 2018 No.9223690 >>9223654 lol We are talking abot owning physical real estate, which I am quote negative on.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:01:00 2018 No.9223697 Whats on the menu today bois?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:05:09 2018 No.9223745 >>9223697 Buy the TSLA dip GILD dead cat bounce

>>	Dividend faggot Thu May 3 07:15:25 2018 No.9223865 >>9223690 Yeah, we're due another bubble pop sooner rather than later. I'm seeing 2 bed/1 bath shacks going for six figures, and I live in the fucking sticks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:22:59 2018 No.9223953 >>9223865 >>9223654 Question for ameribros : how far from a major city centre do you consider some place to be suburbia or proper countryside ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:24:10 2018 No.9223966 >>9221147 No, the charting just sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:33:59 2018 No.9224077 >>9223953 For the average city, prolly 45 minutes to 2 hours' drive. I couldn't imagine how long it'd take in a place like NYC to find peace.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:36:43 2018 No.9224098 >>9224077 Damn, a 1h drive would be considered well into proper countryside here. I don't think people would consider having a 4h commute every day.

Anonymous Thu May 3 07:43:31 2018 No.9224160

>>9224098
I'm on the outskirts of suburbia (away from the niggers and refugees). I work in the heart of the city and that's a 45-60 minute commute based on traffic.

If I went the other way, I'd be well in the country within 45-60 minutes.
Idk how people do those 4 hour commutes. I have to stop and get a road beer for the drive home most days.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 07:49:00 2018 No.9224229 >>9224160 My commute is a bit longer than that (1h10) because I currently work in another city and have to take the train every day. However it's a comfy train and my company refunds me the train tickets.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:04:45 2018 No.9224398 File: 2.46 MB, 3840x2160, DSC_0243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning /smg/! How did you sleep? I picked up a comfy BKS put yesterday but I missed the Fed shitpost due to shit going down. Rates staying the same for now?

Anonymous Thu May 3 08:06:14 2018 No.9224413

>>9220550
>>9220638

The reason is because you are not happy is because you don't real achive happiness. Money is only tools for achiving your happiness goal and investing for more money.

Don't focus on being rich but rather what you REAL WANT to do with your life, use money to achive your dreams and being free.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 08:18:45 2018 No.9224543

>>9220550
>Who here is doing very well but still feels empty inside?
The keys to happiness are drugs, alcohol and mindless sex. Anything anybody else tells you is a lie.

Looks like we are in for a big sell off today. I hope my UVXY calls and SPY puts fucken moon.

Anonymous Thu May 3 08:18:50 2018 No.9224545

>>9223697
ACLS is going up by at least 5% today. Didnt suffer too much from the semiconductor woes and are confident of getting new customers with their latest product.

t. hodler who's down 15% on this stock but hopes the market stops being mean after the earnings report yesterday

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 08:20:21 2018 No.9224558 Morning all

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 08:32:47 2018 No.9224718 >>9224558 Morning Texas anon. So no shit lettuce then? You are alive and well?

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 08:35:42 2018 No.9224748 >>9224718 Alive, not so well, but better than yesterday. I think it was a big going around though. Friend of mine is sick with the exact same symptoms.

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 08:36:15 2018 No.9224756 >>9224748 *bug

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 08:37:27 2018 No.9224773 >>9224756 Go shoot big guns and literally knock the snot out of you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:38:11 2018 No.9224781 >>9224756 Filtered

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:41:00 2018 No.9224810 File: 19 KB, 263x395, 7aa2192ae2ea7d29c5ea9581f9f6a446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less than 50 minutes until open, who's ready for money?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 08:44:40 2018 No.9224864 File: 2.00 MB, 242x343, 1524661013610.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9224810 I want to see a solid 2% drop on the SPY.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:47:13 2018 No.9224908 >>9224398 Taking a little break from work before a meeting. Looking forwards cashing out Schneider EL at +10% in a few days if all goes well.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 08:47:48 2018 No.9224919 >>9222521 c'est tres bon !

>>	Leaf Thu May 3 08:48:01 2018 No.9224922 File: 31 KB, 584x413, card bateman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Current Holdings: ARKW ACB BIR BB BBD.B WEED HSE MG PDL SHOP TSGI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:51:20 2018 No.9224965 IPDN

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 08:53:30 2018 No.9224987 >>9224748 FUCK my roommate just drove back from texas and is sick as shit. youve poisoned me! its a fookin conspiracy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:55:00 2018 No.9225004 File: 237 KB, 600x532, laughing_bogdanoff_and_sminem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9224919 thx m8

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:59:28 2018 No.9225053 File: 161 KB, 743x983, aieBJRY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9224781

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 08:59:59 2018 No.9225061 >>9223697 sell my FitBit puts, take all that cash, buy GoPro puts

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 09:00:35 2018 No.9225067 All this red into close is making my bear dick hard. Banks falling pretty hard

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:01:44 2018 No.9225086

why do white people go so apeshit for mexican independence day? i used to work at a taco joint as a kid and it was BY FAR the busiest day of the year. is it just another reason to drink margaritas?

and to further my line of inquiry, do mexicans celebrate 4th of july by drinking busch and eating burgers?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:02:23 2018 No.9225095 >>9225086 Drunks.

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 09:02:28 2018 No.9225097 >>9225067 Into open* ... I think I need to go get my coffee

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:04:11 2018 No.9225114 btw can someone find an audio recording of elons earnings call? i want to edit it together with some other audio

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:05:41 2018 No.9225133 >>9225114 kek I wanted to find that too, just for the Musk tantrum part

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:07:08 2018 No.9225147 >>9225133 >>9225114 this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-dyiASgGkk

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:08:19 2018 No.9225164 anybody ever go to sleep for 8 hours, wake up without alarm and still tired?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:08:31 2018 No.9225168 File: 116 KB, 630x625, absolute_state_of_smg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225147 Based Big5Guy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:09:11 2018 No.9225174 File: 40 KB, 731x386, Screen Shot 2018-05-03 at 8.06.44 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:10:51 2018 No.9225196

>>9221147
Nothing wrong at all. The people who bitch about it are already sucked into another broker's margin matrix and wish they could escape. Anyone who complains about the execution or extremely autistic options features should probably just go down to a casino instead.

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:13:19 2018 No.9225242 >>9224987 You’re welcome >>9225086 Any reason to drink white people will celebrate. Next time you see somebody celebrating Mardis Gras ask them what it’s about.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:13:22 2018 No.9225243 >>9225164 Yeah when I wank too much

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:13:28 2018 No.9225246

>>9225147
noice thx anon
>>9225133
those answers were so flippant and vague. they have great memetic potential

its funny. my roommate (the one who just drove back from texas) was ALMOST about to drop his whole life here and move out to NV and go get a job with TSLA (hes really good at building batteries and has been building his own models for a while. sharp guy). he decided not to (they work you like 80s/wk and you dont really get paid much) and moved into one of my empty rooms and like 3 days later, the collapse began.

now hes short TSLA kek!!

dude just barely managed to avoid being ENRON'd.

>>9225164
i do not know the last time i slept over 6 hours (im usually around 4).
but yeah that happens all the time. apparently if you take benzos/drink alcohol/smoke pot etc it greatly interrupts REM sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:14:19 2018 No.9225262 >>9225086 It's an excuse to get drunk AND eat delicious tacos Don't take this away from me, it's been too long since St. Paddy's day and anyone who doesn't celebrate the 4th by getting drunk and grilling hamburgers should start doing that

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:18:00 2018 No.9225314

>>9225262
getting stoned and shooting roman candles at each other is my favorite way to celebrate. this one time me and my buddys were out on our boats (little 14ft cocksuckers) and we all had roman candles and were whipping around shooting them at each other. shit was so cash.

i miss ma boat :'(

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 09:18:59 2018 No.9225327 >>9225164 I haven't slept in 2 days. I forgot what it's like to be tired.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:19:51 2018 No.9225338 >>9224965 is there a way to find these poump and doumps before they happen instead of after?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:20:37 2018 No.9225350 >>9225338 scanners for volume on microcaps? idk its not really my thing

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 09:21:19 2018 No.9225364 >>9225174 that is what happens when you post record losses & shit on '''analysts''' and reports who ask important questions during your ER call. The man absolutely lost it when all the flamethrower shit was being thrown around.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:21:46 2018 No.9225367 >>9225338 Be an institutional investor who can can meet the ceo and other major players in the industry and ask them about business before any news reports show up.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 09:22:53 2018 No.9225391 >>9225242 >French carnival

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:23:11 2018 No.9225395 I feel a crash is immiment. Don't ask why. I just feel it in my gut. Can someone please give a couple black wojaks so I can prepare to shitpost for the worst?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:23:27 2018 No.9225400 File: 53 KB, 480x384, elon buy bonds pl0x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225364 kek on the real, i dont know how cheery id be able to be if my company lost $700M in a quarter

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:24:12 2018 No.9225409 PAYC calls getting obliterated since yesterday SOXL dropping like a rock before open so that will fuck my calls on it too JUST

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 09:24:27 2018 No.9225412 >>9225327 4 u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpGtgZw5Z_U

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:24:51 2018 No.9225422 >>9225391 les français sont notre meilleur allié !

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:25:41 2018 No.9225431 >>9225422 OMELETTE DU FORMAGE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:27:44 2018 No.9225449 File: 27 KB, 337x450, old-town.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREE MINUTES BOYS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:28:50 2018 No.9225467 My 10 shares of SPOT are not happy

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:29:09 2018 No.9225473 >>9225314 Used to work at a firework stand during peak hours and the lady would pay me in fireworks. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:29:44 2018 No.9225483 Feeling so sick today. Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:29:48 2018 No.9225485 >>9225449 I wonder what TSLA will open at

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:30:52 2018 No.9225497 >>9225485 A halt :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:31:13 2018 No.9225506 >>9224987 >>9224748 what are the symptoms?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:32:11 2018 No.9225522 File: 19 KB, 607x498, imte.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >missed the crypto bubble >missed the 2 day x1000 random 3D tech company moon mission JUST

Texas anon Thu May 3 09:32:43 2018 No.9225532

>>9225400
>"Really, the problem is like people get too focused on like what's happening in the space of a few weeks or a few months," Musk said during a tense call with analysts. "This is -- maximum of investing should not be focused on short-term things. You should be focused on long-term things."

"We have no interest in satisfying the desires of day traders, like we couldn't care less," he insisted. "Please sell our stock and don't buy it."
There’s something so triggering about a CEO using “like” during a business meeting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:32:44 2018 No.9225534 SEII is where the action is at!

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 09:33:55 2018 No.9225550 File: 773 KB, 1020x1020, 1525342745416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kekekekek Me have no plan today Sold shorts on market open for Sick 5%

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 09:34:48 2018 No.9225563 200MA1D break & it is all ogre. 261.21

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:34:49 2018 No.9225564 File: 7 KB, 200x197, Slime_(Dragon_Quest).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes MU recovery starts NOW.

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:35:25 2018 No.9225574 >>9225506 Stuffed up, sneezing, cough, soar throat, muscle aches, just all around feeling like shit

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:35:48 2018 No.9225581 >>9225327 just make sure to drink water or you'll fry your brain.. i mean.. like if you haven't fried it already

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:38:09 2018 No.9225621 >>9225574 So we are both dying. Snow is finally gone here and snow mold allergies kick in. Hasn't rained yet to knock down that shit either. >>9225550 Good for you. Happy for you. At least someone is doing ok. Saved your pic too. It's fucking awesome!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:38:29 2018 No.9225629 >>9225581 I was awake for 6 days straight once (without sleeping and eating) .. Though I used a combo of meth and crack cocaine.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 09:39:04 2018 No.9225640 >>9225581 I'm drinking coors light right now. That's like water. When is oil going back up. This falling price is keking me.

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:41:25 2018 No.9225671 >>9225621 I think it’s mold n shit from the flood. We also had a really harsh winter. It’s extremely dry here but I need a week of no rain so the roofer can come and fix the roof at work.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:41:53 2018 No.9225672 File: 108 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-064105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DRUUUUUUMPF

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:44:32 2018 No.9225715
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So much rage behind those eyes and half smile...

>>9225671
-40 is -40 on either scale. Trust me, I'm a canuck. -40 for a week is pretty harsh. Haven't had a flood here in over 35 years, so you got me there.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:44:41 2018 No.9225717

>>9225574
oh.. shitty

>>9225640
>I'm drinking coors light right now. That's like water.
i have an alcoholic friend that drinks vodka, water and then splashes crystal light in it.. thats where he gets his water.

>When is oil going back up.
imo it'll go up for the next few years

>>9225574
shitty, i just had watery diahrea just making sure its not the same thing

>>9225168
>>9225246
wow this is the first time i heard it and i'm only in 6 min and confused.. his answer is so off topic imo lol

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:47:04 2018 No.9225745 >>9225715 Kek we had snow. Three times. About an inch each time. Schools were shutdown. We haven’t had that much snow in one winter since the 70s lol

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:47:55 2018 No.9225762 Bulls are still trying to catch the SNAP knife, I'm going with a deep ITM call to scrape a couple bucks out of their suicide pump

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:48:14 2018 No.9225767 >>9225532 thats that entitled silicon valley thing. he sounds like a highschool gril

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:48:44 2018 No.9225777 File: 5 KB, 205x246, cryingwojack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will the suffering end? Looks like the S&P is breaking below long term support as well. Time to get rekt, I guess.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 09:49:42 2018 No.9225798 >>9225745 Global warming amirite. >>9225563 Seems to be bouncing up off of that 261.21 The UVXY corporation is up almost 5% Something is going on, is it that that porn star is causing the markets to go down?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:50:07 2018 No.9225805 >>9225532 >There’s something so triggering about a CEO using “like” during a business meeting. idk man.. i like to relate to people, i don't mind CEOs that do drugs and talk with slang, it's easy to understand

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:50:30 2018 No.9225812 File: 87 KB, 646x720, 462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225777 Always darkest before the dawn anon. Don't give up hope, HE'S still on our side.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:51:05 2018 No.9225817 >>9225550 can you draw a chart anyways please?

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:53:22 2018 No.9225849

Told you all the party is at SEII. $1.04 per share profit. Exactly $500.01 profit.

Though my new 4 week bonds are shitting the bed. Looks like I've got $2500 frozen for the next 28 days.

>>9225745
>>9225798
I can deal with feet of snow and industrial freezer temps, but I think I'd lose my shit in quakes and hurricanes. Texas is nice, but too many hurricanes near the coast.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 09:54:11 2018 No.9225856 >>9225621 >mfw T-thank you... >>9225777 !!! Me might reopen short on a bounce!! We hitting 257 maybe !!! >>9225817 Uhhh maybe around lunch Right now only rational choice shorting

Anonymous Thu May 3 09:54:14 2018 No.9225859

>>9223953
>>9224077
Guess it depends on what you consider a major city. The closest "major city" to me is an hour away. But you could drive 15 minutes away be considered living in the suburbs.

>>9225327
If you're being serious, are you hallucinating yet? That's supposed to happen.

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 09:54:22 2018 No.9225861 >>9225805 I like down to earth people to but I feel everyone needs a “secretary voice” to use at important meeting and interviews.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 09:55:15 2018 No.9225876 File: 73 KB, 408x397, 20180425_084837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225856 Forget for add inappropriate mfw >.<

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:55:42 2018 No.9225890 >>9225861 Filtered

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:55:47 2018 No.9225891 man i cant find anything worth trading. im just gonna go outside. its like 80 and sunny out. ill come back to scalp close i guess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:56:13 2018 No.9225896 File: 717 KB, 1000x581, BG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225777 The bogs are out in force today. Predicted at least 5% gain on ACLS. Instead it dropped -5% right at the open. Someone dumped 40k shares at the bell and now its struggling.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 09:56:26 2018 No.9225900

>>9225861
>I feel everyone needs a “secretary voice”
why though? in life i noticed that the people that get the most done get straight to the point with whatever language they want. They don't beat around the bush with useless language.. can all talk proper but why not let things flow naturally? i mean of course not talk like a fucking retard but should talk naturally imo.

Interviews maybe..

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 09:57:09 2018 No.9225914 >>9225891 Dear God man SPY call put swapping is ripe for the taking

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:57:16 2018 No.9225916 File: 150 KB, 646x700, 1522194319317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ASX HEADING BACK TO 10 YEAR HIGH

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 09:57:16 2018 No.9225917 >>9225876 Kill yourself

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 09:58:32 2018 No.9225939 >>9225914 yeah idk. i have the feeling its gonna be flat till this china stuff becomes more clear. when is that supposed to happen anyways?

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 09:58:59 2018 No.9225950 >>9225777 It bounced off 200MA... It has touched it so many damn times after failing to break resistance it is sad. If you see a failure to break resistance open a put with a strike of the 200MA

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 09:59:25 2018 No.9225960 >>9225859 I must be hallucinating, Spy appears to has a green candle on it.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 09:59:34 2018 No.9225963 >>9225861 True Me have 3 voices >normal girl voice >stoner cool / sexy girl voice >Deep Black Man Voice Guess which one get me whatever me want in phone calls?

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 10:00:36 2018 No.9225991 >>9225960 It just bouncing back to open Me reopen short here 257 inc

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:02:06 2018 No.9226013 >>9225914 ok maybe just one put. but i wanna go ride my bike. we went from winter to summer in two days

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:02:40 2018 No.9226032 >>9225991 No, 263.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:03:52 2018 No.9226053 >>9226013 Where you at? You must be in the northeast?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:04:01 2018 No.9226057 b-b-b-ased Musk r-r-right?

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:04:21 2018 No.9226069 >>9225963 >Guess which one get me whatever me want in phone calls? anything with a girl voice.. but how often you call the police?

Texas anon Thu May 3 10:06:30 2018 No.9226108

>>9225900
I’m not saying you have to speak like a robotic normie ceo all the time but people who like use like like all the time when they like speak are like annoying. We all do it normally but it’s good to be able to control it for important stuff. Would you speak like a valley girl during a job interview?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:08:01 2018 No.9226137 >>9226053 indeed. its a frozen hellhole 3/4ths of the year. but the summer is tits

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 10:08:49 2018 No.9226156 >>9226069 Big Black Man Voice Mostly me call banks & health insurance guys (Me stutters mess when talk to police, help take officers off edge)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:09:32 2018 No.9226171 Poor snap some whale gunna lose all those sheckles

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 10:09:39 2018 No.9226173 >>9225849 I couldn’t imagine cold like that. No real tornados here. Been through three hurricanes and they aren’t that bad as long as you prepare. Floods are the worst. Death by a thousand cuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:10:31 2018 No.9226191 File: 101 KB, 705x415, 1524747045214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SIT COMFY BULLS

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:12:13 2018 No.9226216

>>9226108
i guess i like people to be real and not fake. Some people talk real proper all the time.. some people don't. It doesn't matter to me if they talk proper all the time or if they talk with slang, as long as they are being real.. if that makes sense

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:12:48 2018 No.9226227 >>9225950 It might break today.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:13:03 2018 No.9226232 kek some guy on CNBC just said you should be viewing TSLA as a "15yo startup". holy fuck, i might get some puts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:13:46 2018 No.9226247 File: 38 KB, 1170x1061, 1523352069637.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9225422 >>9225431 Hon hon hon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:13:46 2018 No.9226248 >Elon having a Hitler bunker moment Is it over? Is Tesla finished?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:15:59 2018 No.9226292 >>9226248 nah Just wait when Musk announces their new bicycle and electric bike

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:16:27 2018 No.9226304

>>9226173
Winters up here are great though. Everybody just stays indoors and drinks scotch by the fire. It's quite comfy.

>>9226227
It's definitely trying, we've bounced off 261.20 twice already.

>>9226232
You still short bonds? I'm getting Just'd

>>	Texas anon Thu May 3 10:16:34 2018 No.9226307 >>9226216 >if that makes sense Yes...yes it does

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:17:03 2018 No.9226317 >>9226171 Hoping he pumps it enough for me to make money on my call so I can flip puts, I might just have to abandon ship though it wants down

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:17:35 2018 No.9226324 >>9225629 >patrician choices

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:18:15 2018 No.9226332 >>9226304 yeah but ive found a new way to hedge. buy a shorter term call at closing bell, sell at open the next day.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:19:06 2018 No.9226351 >>9226292 >Just wait when Musk announces their new bicycle and electric bike i think that could be a good idea for cities..

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:19:07 2018 No.9226352 File: 109 KB, 901x883, 1470422611246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All red so far. JUST.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:19:17 2018 No.9226355 >>9226332 How deep ITM do you have to go to make money?

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 10:20:02 2018 No.9226370 I can't tell whether MTCH is doing a dead cat bounce/bear trap or is recovering from market over-reaction

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:20:04 2018 No.9226373 >>9226351 The market for bikes and electric bikes is pretty saturated IMO.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:20:48 2018 No.9226385 >>9226355 ive usually been doing ATM or 1 strike ITM. lets me keep some leverage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:21:24 2018 No.9226394 >>9226304 REDALERT its 262.00

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:21:39 2018 No.9226402 >>9226373 true

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:21:57 2018 No.9226408 What's the short of the day?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:22:00 2018 No.9226409 sweet jesus did SPY just lose the 200MA?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:22:03 2018 No.9226410 File: 27 KB, 953x578, 1521551503819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your captain speaking. I've turned off the no smoking sign, so feel free to light 'em up because we're going down.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:22:04 2018 No.9226412 >>9226351 compact cars compact crossover electric scooter electric skateboards electric strollers Anything with wheels will do

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:22:08 2018 No.9226413 FUCK THIS GAY MARKET

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:22:09 2018 No.9226416 200MA BREAK SELL SELL SELL BUY PUTS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:22:28 2018 No.9226431 >>9226385 Interesting, never even thought about doing that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:22:31 2018 No.9226433 >>9226394 Sorry meant 260.00. Algos gunna flip to bear theme soon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:23:03 2018 No.9226446 File: 60 KB, 800x440, _20180420_114908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226410 INCOMING

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:23:11 2018 No.9226449 >>9226408 SPY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:23:13 2018 No.9226450 File: 68 KB, 960x544, s11289371023871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 10:23:54 2018 No.9226462 Also, why did SPY still dump despite the feds failing to hike rates yesterday? Is it just a market sell-off regardless of what the fuck the feds say?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:24:14 2018 No.9226469 File: 183 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180503-102305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I gotta hand it to AMRS, they keep pulling these out.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:24:44 2018 No.9226481 >>9226431 yeah they move slow, but some of these bond ETFs are really pricey so a move of .25% will get you like $15 a ontract. and its easy to hedge, like i said you buy a call at close and sell at open

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:25:35 2018 No.9226492 >>9226412 >electric strollers i can picture it now, there would be a platform off the back for the "driver" to stand on

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:25:37 2018 No.9226493 Its been a pleasure shitposting with you all. We go down with the ship.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:25:45 2018 No.9226495 >>9226462 S E L L T H E R A L L Y E L L T H E R A L L Y

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:26:09 2018 No.9226503 why can't this bitch just crash normally the one fucking time and not do this gay slow death torture shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:26:13 2018 No.9226504 Why the sudden bearfag hysterics?

Dividend faggot Thu May 3 10:26:14 2018 No.9226505
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Anyone in CNSL? I was thinking about getting into it, but they just posted losses of -0.07/share. Maybe having been around since 1894 isn't really an asset for a tech company.

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:26:51 2018 No.9226520 >>9226469 you don't think that final thought guy is a paid pumper? he gets info before anyone else, i remember at one point he had current O/S count before any other site was updated and before their filings... kinda strange..

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:27:03 2018 No.9226524 File: 324 KB, 1280x1556, A1650307-4F80-4CDD-86FB-42371150292C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s all over goys.

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:27:11 2018 No.9226528

>>9226462
The market was in a downtrend, and if the Fed wanted to reverse it they needed to decrease rates & not mention inflation. The market confirmed it's downtrend by dumping EOD yesterday. It would have dumped hard with a rate hike.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:27:14 2018 No.9226530 File: 130 KB, 494x411, 1512711181059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226503 your punishment must be more severe

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 10:27:18 2018 No.9226532 >>9226409 >>9226394 >>9226462 Why the fuck did it fall? Kim is giving up his rockets, Syria is winding down, and the feds didn't hike rates yesterday Things are going so well that even CNN is fallen back to talking about Russian collusion

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:27:34 2018 No.9226537 File: 27 KB, 400x388, REEEEEEEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226450 My day change went from -0.25% to -1% is minutes! JESUS CHRIST!!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:27:35 2018 No.9226538 I was on a meeting with some STM guys and I heard some pretty bad news about one of their big contracts. Now I'm conflicted, if I sell now I'd be at +4%.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:28:29 2018 No.9226545 >>9226520 ive thought that myself i dont know where he gets that stuff for such a small company without being some sort of insider. its good DD, but he does sometimes sidestep a lot of key issues about the debt

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:24 2018 No.9226564 >>9226532 We fell below 200sma, nothing else matters. Not iphones, not ads, nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:25 2018 No.9226565 >>9226538 INSIDER INFO Enjoy your van Also, I heard a French anon who said STM got a pretty big contract with AAPL and just upgraded their equipment But I guess it was not such a good move from STM management No regret, sell

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:36 2018 No.9226570 File: 147 KB, 1000x1001, 1523522081879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:55 2018 No.9226578 >>9226537 >>9226524 >>9226446 >>9226433 >>9226416 I-Is this it? Are we finally going off the cliff we've danced the edge of which we've so long danced?!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:29:56 2018 No.9226579 >>9226528 >It would have dumped hard with a rate hike. Ok. This makes the most sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:30:08 2018 No.9226584 Jesus, the price on SPY puts is moving so fast I can't even buy any.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:30:22 2018 No.9226587 >>9226520 I can care less, as long as what he says is true. does a great job explaining financials, and hes a chemistry expert who explains shit in laymans terms. One of the only useful guys on ST.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 10:31:05 2018 No.9226597

>>9226545
he's an obvious paid pumper imo.. you see that kind of thing on ihub alot.

Everytime someone post bearish comments he'll flood the stream with some random news article or slides from the slide show.. he seems to know so much about that one company.. it's just very odd

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:31:12 2018 No.9226599 >>9226565 >Also, I heard a French anon who said STM got a pretty big contract with AAPL and just upgraded their equipment Yeah, they upgraded, but AAPL is cancelling their next fruit apparently. May be speculations tho, nothing is official there.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:31:27 2018 No.9226604 >>9226505 I’m in. Their shit looks legit going forward.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:31:46 2018 No.9226609 >>9226587 a true example of what good DD should be

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:32:17 2018 No.9226618 >>9226416 THE PUTS HAVE ALREADY SKYROCKETED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THESE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:33:13 2018 No.9226632 THIS IS THE BIG GAY

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:33:15 2018 No.9226634 >>9226618 Yeah I'm just going to sit this one out, as I'm trying to buy a put it goes up $10.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:33:25 2018 No.9226638 >>9226618 buy ~251 puts, sell them tomorrow or EOD w/ Expire tomorrow or next two weeks. It is likely to be next support

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:00 2018 No.9226648 File: 103 KB, 640x640, no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >comcast

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:08 2018 No.9226649 File: 214 KB, 471x403, 1491281548802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everything on sale BUY

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:34:19 2018 No.9226655 SPY puts up over 100% UVXY calls up over 150%. I'm all fucked up right now and loving every minute of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:34:49 2018 No.9226661 >>9226638 Ive been bagholding some 154 puts for a few weeks. They are now up. This is crazy

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:35:08 2018 No.9226667

What are we all expecting for "Jobs Friday"? VIX is at 17.8 and 10 year is at 2.935%. I want another 52 VIX and 3.05% 10 year. I need my new 4 weeks to hit 1.64% today before going toward 1.75% tomorrow morning so I can buy more after dumping at 1.64%.

>>9226173
>>9226304
The cold isn't even that bad. It's the depression from the sun setting before 5 pm.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:35:49 2018 No.9226677 File: 85 KB, 601x601, 1425343954999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226649 >Buy low >Goes lower

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:36:44 2018 No.9226699 FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:37:36 2018 No.9226721

>>9226532
>Syria is winding down
i ASSURE you. syria is NOT winding down. bibi is gonna glass iran and try and get us involved. geopolitics is slow moving.
>Kim is giving up his rockets
again, slow moving stuff
>Things are going so well that even CNN is fallen back to talking about Russian collusion
they have to. did you read what gohmert put out? they sure aint gonna run that

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:37:57 2018 No.9226727 oh fucking cool i got paid today! can add to positions on the cheap

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:38:21 2018 No.9226734 >>9226505 >>9226604 Also, check PBCT. Shorts are pumping the yield.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:38:34 2018 No.9226737 >>9226667 4 week is at 1.66%. Only 2 more bp's. I guess I'll have to start calling around to banks to dump them.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:38:35 2018 No.9226738 >>9226649 not yet anon, wait to hit support.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:39:37 2018 No.9226761 >>9226655 this is what weve been waiting months for cheers lad

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 10:40:10 2018 No.9226767 Whew Closed my second short Huge profit today ^_^ It still might 257 But me not be too greedy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:40:32 2018 No.9226774 >>9226638 When the fuck is my trade going to execute?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:41:35 2018 No.9226791 >>9226767 Kill yourself

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:41:58 2018 No.9226802 >>9226774 set your limit for .01 over the going rate, insta fill.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:42:29 2018 No.9226813 File: 6 KB, 250x240, 1501167398672s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VVPR how do they keep getting away with this

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:42:30 2018 No.9226815 Green dildo forming, will it save our ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:42:56 2018 No.9226825 >>9226570 That's what I've been doing for 2 days. Now I'm going to go buy a shotgun. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:42:56 2018 No.9226826 File: 122 KB, 834x737, 564128452899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You winning, dad?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:44:46 2018 No.9226855 >Buy BABA at 200 >225 and 240 price targets everywhere >Constant news about how Alibaba is expanding faster then Amazon. >Incredible earnings growth rate YoY. >Does nothing but crash since I bought it.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 10:45:04 2018 No.9226857 >>9226826 oh yea holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:45:22 2018 No.9226863 File: 19 KB, 394x297, just_fuck_my_shit_up_fam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226826 SO MUCH WINNING

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:45:54 2018 No.9226872 >>9226826 I'm up 77% on the day already.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:46:00 2018 No.9226874 >>9226855 This is me. Invested a ton of money at the top or near top, including into BABA at about 180. Pretty infuriating.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 10:46:19 2018 No.9226879 File: 717 KB, 722x720, 1524998164744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226791 >happy see what some one replied >it just tell me kill self T_T Pls not

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:46:41 2018 No.9226882 >>9226667 >It's the depression from the sun setting before 5 pm. That's the best part. The sun sucks bro. >>9226738 Where is the support? I don't want to cut these winners short.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:46:50 2018 No.9226884 >>9226855 welcome to the market buy high sell low

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:48:09 2018 No.9226909 >>9226855 I told you to buy it a year ago at 85 youre way late to the party

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:48:16 2018 No.9226911

>>9226855
BABA (and Tencent while we are at it) is giant Chink scam company
It is only solvent because it keeps IPOing its subsidiaries after swapping its toxic assets into them and pocketing investors' money (who are too stupid and hyped because it is backed by the mighty BABA).

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:48:41 2018 No.9226917 I have 3 GS calls due to expire on 8/17. Did i fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:49:31 2018 No.9226936 >>9226917 youll be fine this is just sell in may bullshit dont worry, we will have june swoon soon

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:49:33 2018 No.9226938 File: 213 KB, 1920x1080, 2018-05-03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9226882 see pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:49:45 2018 No.9226941 >>9226565 >No regret, sell Did it, pocketed my gains, the CAC was at all-time high yesterday, I'm expecting a correction.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:51:02 2018 No.9226960 >>9226936 >A whole month of losses. I cant wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:52:07 2018 No.9226983 >>9226960 you dont have what it takes for this game kid go back to playing poker

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:52:20 2018 No.9226987

>>9226911
Chink stock scam companies only care about their share value when they are selling to raise capital. Never trust the Chinese, they're fucking us in trade and the biggest currency manipulators on the planet. They also eat dogs, and the vast majority of them can't speak English.

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:52:44 2018 No.9227000

>No 4 week yield movement in an hour
Just fucking go to 1.64% already!!!!11!!

>>9226879
Just fucking jealous you're winning. That's all. Ignore him.

>>9226882
I actually like nice weather. I can't wait to start gardening in a few weeks. Need to go get new garlic and onion bulbs now that I'm reminded. I like having the sun out until 10:30 in the summer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:52:50 2018 No.9227002 >>9226936 Too bad Powell will raise rates again in June. Plebs can’t be getting rich in the stock market brah. Best get into crypto instead or gbtc if you’re lazy

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 10:54:36 2018 No.9227025 >>9227002 not sure how closely related, but BTC has mooned since market open. I wonder if it is being used as a safe-haven.

Anonymous Thu May 3 10:54:40 2018 No.9227026

>>9226941
>the CAC was at all-time high yesterday
Nah
It was a 1 year high
If you look at a longer term chart, you will see KEK40 is actually getting lower lows and lower highs
French industry and the Euro are raping French competitivity. The only edge is on luxury, tourism and maybe artificial entertainment content creation (but that is threatened by the chinks and the gooks)

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 10:54:54 2018 No.9227030 200% on UVXY calls! I forgot what it feels like to be a winner after feeling like a sober loser. FUCK YES DOWN DOW DOWN!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:57:17 2018 No.9227070 Even BGFV is down. This is the real deal, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:57:21 2018 No.9227073 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1521765768481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We haven't hit the bottom yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:57:26 2018 No.9227076 File: 24 KB, 710x588, 1524492677872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:57:48 2018 No.9227083 File: 8 KB, 1052x74, itsatarp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227002 there's no guarantees in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:58:08 2018 No.9227090 you need to be buying right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:58:08 2018 No.9227091 >>9227073 We will hit rock bottom 3 years from now, after the recession hits its climax.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:58:56 2018 No.9227104 >>9227091 what recession?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:17 2018 No.9227108 VVPR

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:44 2018 No.9227119 >>9227090 you need to shut the fuck up faggot before I come over there and smack your faggot face

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:56 2018 No.9227123 >>9227026 >French industry I mean "french legislation regarding business and labour" >>9227025 BTC is following the USD strength imo I see BTC as a way for third worlders to move their capital out of their socialist shitholes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 10:59:57 2018 No.9227125 fuck this market, I'm going all in on CORN like some tripfag was shilling a few weeks ago

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 11:00:27 2018 No.9227140

Anybody advocating we buy the dip is insane. We're currently watching capitalization of the market at it's finest. We have to be greedy right now and sell the slide with everybody so that we can have the shekels to buy once everybody is in despair.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:00:56 2018 No.9227152 >>9227125 >Not already on the cocoa moon mission.,

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:15 2018 No.9227155 File: 233 KB, 808x805, 1500157490748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry guys, just tripped all my stop losses for a 11% loss which means there's gonna be a turnaround any second now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:22 2018 No.9227156 >>9227083 You got some balls to still hodl after such a haircut. :tips fedora:

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:27 2018 No.9227160 >>9227140 i'm buying hard today. despair ain't comin this is just chop

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:33 2018 No.9227161 >>9227152 I'm a robinhood babby. Is there a cocoa fund I can trade?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:35 2018 No.9227163 >>9227104 Soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:01:54 2018 No.9227170 File: 38 KB, 362x346, 1506358659792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227119 the moment i posted that was literally the bottom of the day sorry youre such a retard anon

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:02:27 2018 No.9227183 >>9227123 Interesting, I haven't thought about that outside of money laundering aka cartel cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:02:53 2018 No.9227187 >>9227125 WEAT fuck corn

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:03:03 2018 No.9227192 File: 37 KB, 700x394, 9395538-16x9-700x394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on UVXY puts?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:03:19 2018 No.9227195 >>9227170 > the bottom of the day HAHAHA LAUGH AT THIS QUEER

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:03:24 2018 No.9227199 >>9227170 Markets been open for an hour and a half.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:03:44 2018 No.9227207

>>9227026
>>9227123
I know that our laws right now are fucking the industry, that's why our president is currently relaxing the regulations and lowering the taxes (and expenses). That's why I'm focusing on companies with valuable IP. Right now I've cashed nearly everything out, waiting for a dip.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 11:03:51 2018 No.9227210 >>9227160 Measure the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:03:53 2018 No.9227211 >>9227199 >>9227195 screenshot it then and we can check back with each other end of day

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:04:37 2018 No.9227224 File: 11 KB, 576x100, 2018-05-03 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy trips on glorious TVIX

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:04:58 2018 No.9227228 >>9227211 ok the DJIA is -1.39 S&P is -1.39 NASDAQ is -1.47

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 11:05:39 2018 No.9227237 File: 159 KB, 639x642, IncludeInAllScreenCaps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227195 >>9227211 You know the drill.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:05:40 2018 No.9227240 when is this announcement on china coming? i definitely wanna hold my shorts till then

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:05:43 2018 No.9227243 File: 43 KB, 650x650, 1522089651266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > buy the dip!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:05:44 2018 No.9227244 >>9227224 14 when? Also you all now realize that tuesday was one of the greatest bulltraps of all time.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:05:52 2018 No.9227246

>>9227183
For emerging market, a strong USD is bad news because that make their borrowing cost more expensive. And their enlightened government is surely enforcing some kind of control on USDS supply. People may resort to BTC to hedge their wealth

Or I may be retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:07:50 2018 No.9227281 >>9227207 Despite of what I think of the president, the thing is he is pushing (some) things into the right direction.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:09:43 2018 No.9227310 >>9226879 Ur good pads, ur dick charts make me kek hard :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:09:52 2018 No.9227312 How big a dip does it take to trigger all the stop loss algos and cause a flash crash? Indices are already bouncing so I guess we aren't there yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:10:02 2018 No.9227315 >>9227161 I think theres an ETN called NIB. Your're better off trading the futures directly though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:11:02 2018 No.9227335 >>9227312 >Implying the institutions would allow a flash crash It's gonna be a slow bleed.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:11:13 2018 No.9227338
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>>9227281
I think his policy of slashing spending, taxes for the middle and upper middle class and work regulations is fine. Not agreeing on the strikes on Syria but it gives my former colleagues at MBDA some work at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:12:26 2018 No.9227355 >>9227312 they already were triggered today

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 11:12:45 2018 No.9227361 We just crossed the 200 thing again, does this mean the golden bull is back and alive and well?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:12:59 2018 No.9227364 >>9227240 fuck it. im closing shorts and leaving my vol call on

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:13:19 2018 No.9227365 can you guys explain why i should not be longing UVXY and longing the indices on leverage, I should be able to profit no matter how the market moves right? say 1 part UVXY and 1 part indices on 15x leverage

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:13:33 2018 No.9227373 >>9227364 IRON HANDS PROFIT IRON HANDS >>9227361 261.21 is the 200MA, we have not crossed it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:14:00 2018 No.9227384 >>9227160 It’s game Man. Jews are upset yellen didn’t get renominated. Goys gonna pay.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:14:03 2018 No.9227385 >>9227361 yeah thats why i closed out you ever used PSAR? that and itchy clouds together might be my new jam

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:15:04 2018 No.9227396 >>9227373 eh i dont like leaving these short term contracts on while i walk away. like i said, i got vol calls. itll be fine. ill be back for close

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:15:06 2018 No.9227398 >>9227365 UVXY decays over time. The VIX is literally a measure of how many calls are OTM

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:08 2018 No.9227399 >>9226879 KNeepads, post that chart you had with the korean peace summits in relation to crashes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:13 2018 No.9227400 >>9227365 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:15:15 2018 No.9227401 >>9227384 >Jews are upset yellen didn’t get renominated are you retarded

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:16:07 2018 No.9227415 >>9227398 excuse me, calls & puts, it is based on options.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:16:13 2018 No.9227423

>>9227338
As for the taxes, they are unavoidable. He doesn't have the balls to slash into the real expenses : healthcare, welfare and education.

In fact, despite him doing right things, all of this is useless he is not willing to eradicate the wrong ones.

The take-away imo is that France is still in overall fucked.

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:17:58 2018 No.9227447

>>9227396
I understand that. Take this as you will, but you need to become more confident in your plays. Nothing wrong with admitting your wrong, but if you are you should have minimal losses because of your good entry position.

Just my two cents, I'm far from perfect.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:19:00 2018 No.9227468 >>9227447 also set up alerts on key support/resistance levels.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:25 2018 No.9227476 File: 820 KB, 320x180, 1512096244288.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IMTE still climbing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:19:49 2018 No.9227483 File: 258 KB, 560x412, 1525333775959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE BOG HE IS TRAMPLING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE BEARS OF WRATH ARE STORED

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 11:20:00 2018 No.9227487 I bet the market is going to test that 256/257 level a third time.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:20:03 2018 No.9227489 Let the algos, creep the index up, Suddenly block sell on them. Man it must be nice to be a big fish

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 11:20:30 2018 No.9227503 I'm going out for cigarettes and more beer. Just ran out. This market better not recover while I'm gone.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:21:00 2018 No.9227513

>>9227423
He's actually slashing a fair deal of welfare, he begun on that last year and there's 2 big reforms coming up this year (unemployment benefits and social housing) where it's guaranteed to be some large cuts. He probs won't touch education, and healthcare is going to be stable for 5 years.

So far he's the only president to actually achieve a total budget shrink.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:21:27 2018 No.9227519 File: 457 KB, 565x451, bogdanoff_twins.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227503 >pompe eet

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 11:21:29 2018 No.9227521 >>9227503 it's going to recover when you are sleeping off your high

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:21:41 2018 No.9227526 Another dumpening is happens!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:22:25 2018 No.9227544 File: 73 KB, 249x249, 1524373748395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] marketwatch.com/story/mark-mobius-investors-need-to-be-prepared-for-a-40-stock-market-crash-2018-05-02

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:23:24 2018 No.9227564 File: 100 KB, 733x464, smg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 11:23:35 2018 No.9227570 am i the only one that wants this market to fall to its knees so i can start a retirement account?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:23:36 2018 No.9227571 >>9227544 this is gay jew shit. The institutional jews are crashing the market because they want boomers to bring money back into the banks and to get out of stocks so the same jews can buy up the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:24:19 2018 No.9227584 >>9227564 me on the rite

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 11:24:56 2018 No.9227601 >>9227564 heres your (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:25:24 2018 No.9227610 >>9227570 Why haven't you started one yet? Are you one of those invincible millennials?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:25:55 2018 No.9227621 File: 124 KB, 1242x2208, 9D420000-3408-4522-BBC1-C30DCD15AB8A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEBODY ANYBODY HEEEEEEEEELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:25:59 2018 No.9227623 >>9227571 Just wish young people would spend more in stocks than autism coins. The whole thing is just the big guys and dumb average investors

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:26:35 2018 No.9227634 >>9227621 Holy shit, what the fuck did you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:27:14 2018 No.9227650 File: 213 KB, 1466x910, 151550842214011111111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227601 >mid-teens!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:27:26 2018 No.9227657 Can we talk FX, guys? This latest appreciation on USD is worrying. Did Trump ever say anything about USD trade? If he wants to correct trade deficit I feel he would prefer a weaker dollar, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:27:49 2018 No.9227661 >>9227634 im gonna guess he chased IMTE and got in at 40

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:27:51 2018 No.9227663 >>9227468 yea im working on it. never really tried the weekly SPYs until last week. still getting my indicators set. looking for that statistic edge

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 11:27:59 2018 No.9227666 >>9227564 How much are you down anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:28:16 2018 No.9227672 >>9227621 Which one are you? :>>9227564

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:28:26 2018 No.9227679 >>9227623 We do have the satisfaction of watching all of the youngsters go broke because of their investment in shitcoins. I greatly look forward to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:28:39 2018 No.9227683 >>9227657 Does the president have power pver the FED ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:28:53 2018 No.9227688 >>9227571 But anon, a large percentage of boomers (probably even a majority) have their investment accounts with their bank.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:29:00 2018 No.9227693 >>9227623 Lol, stocks are just CB>Sharebuybacks pump> buffets of the world pump>>>>>>>>>and then you Why would you even consider getting into this ponzi is beyond me

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:29:17 2018 No.9227702

>>9227513
>So far he's the only president to actually achieve a total budget shrink

Except that's literally wrong. Along with tax cuts government spending has been increased by 300 billion.

The deficit is growing faster than ever before. Expected spending over revenue by September was 563 billion. Now it's targeting 804 billion. 2019 fiscal year projection is 981 billion deficit, up from 689. The budget gap passing 1 trillion wasn't expected until 2022. Now it's expected in 2020.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:29:21 2018 No.9227703 >>9227666 I've been green all week

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:29:42 2018 No.9227709 >>9227564 Me on the back

>>	Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 11:30:00 2018 No.9227714 >>9227610 my retirement is in rental properties, i have a business that deals with penny stock finances and i don't see the use in putting chunks of money in stocks attached to any major indices at these levels.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:30:27 2018 No.9227725 >>9227693 BEEETCONNEECCTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:31:09 2018 No.9227741 >>9227702 Just look at short term bill auctions. Record money being lent to the FED.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:31:29 2018 No.9227755 >>9227702 Probably not talking about the same president nor the same country.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:31:40 2018 No.9227763

>>9227650
Unironically, I grew up going to the big5 with my dad to get hunting and fishing gear. I still love that store when I go to it.

Amazon cant really compete with their demographic. Sometimes you just need to get ammo, try a fishing pole and buy an ice chest, ya dig?

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:31:50 2018 No.9227765
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>>9227634
>>9227661
Nah, I bought CHEK at 12.83, then it shot up to 13.33 and was going to sell but I got greedy thinking I could pull in hundred again. I'm going to iron fist it.

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 11:32:09 2018 No.9227772 File: 140 KB, 986x656, Min Wage Wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227693 >Implying BTC is not the greatest pump to have ever existed Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:32:51 2018 No.9227787 File: 225 KB, 700x840, sad-lele.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I buy more BGFV on the dip? We're still going to MID TEENS, right?

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:32:55 2018 No.9227791

>>9227683
Good question. Im not in the US and while the Central Bank here is independent, it does work in tandem with the rest of the state.
With that said, did any of the Feds say anything about USD? Trying to make sense about this move.

Also someone make a new thread thx.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:33:05 2018 No.9227794 >>9227570 fuck nah. thats what ive wanted the whole time. ill short the whole thing down, then buy everything up, and then im done trading probably. i dont wanna do this meatgrinder shit every morning forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:33:43 2018 No.9227811 >>9227763 >Sometimes you just need to get ammo, try a fishing pole and buy an ice chest, ya dig? What is Wal-Mart Also the score of other more viable retail hunting chains you rednecks like to flock to.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:34:03 2018 No.9227815

>>9227657
I was long term bearish on USD too
Then I covered my USDJPY short to scrape whatever profits remaining

Trump want stronger foreign currencies not a weaker USD.

imo the current USD bullrun is because of the inflation forecast which will imply higher interest rates.
Also, we may be experiencing the effect of the corporate cash repatration and this may be a short squeeze.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:34:17 2018 No.9227822 >>9227772 >>9227725 Good luck bros

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:34:26 2018 No.9227824 please hold making a new bread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:34:28 2018 No.9227825 >>9227794 I could do this shit everyday. I find it exhilarating.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:35:17 2018 No.9227838 File: 104 KB, 870x910, 1515508422140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9227787 yuppers MID-TEENS! just like Big5Guy likes his cousins

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:35:18 2018 No.9227839

>>9227657
Usd going up because rates going up. Also deficit and debt going up. Strong usd also hurts stocks. Also flattening yield curve on 2 and 10 year treasury. Goldman predicts recession in 2020 so that means in reality probably end of this year as fed raises rates 4 times this year and unwinds 180 billion off their balance sheets. Fed is driving straight off the cliff.

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:35:21 2018 No.9227843

>>9227811

No man, theres something special about just a sporting good store. Walmart doesn't feel good to go to. Cabelas or Bass pro shops are a good competitor; but not wal mart.

Those places have a leg up because you can actually go shoot the gun in the store.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:35:24 2018 No.9227844 >>9227811 sadly bass pro shops is private that place is always busy

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:36:29 2018 No.9227867 FRESH BREAD >>9227835 >>9227835 >>9227835 I FORGOT THE FUCKING TITLE

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:36:48 2018 No.9227871 Shorted CBS, they have earnings today and I can see them tanking it.

Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs Thu May 3 11:37:33 2018 No.9227887

>>9227787
>We're still going to MID TEENS, right?
i am

>>9227794
i got tired of it and started a handyman business, i'm currently doing someones ceiling for $3,000 material only cost me $500 and ill be done in 3 days of work. I feel some sort of worth when i do things like that, like i am helping someone and getting paid.. it feels good.. the stock market could fuck up your life if you let it, before you know it weeks have gone by and months.. and next thing you know it a quarter goes by and it's earnings season again

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:37:37 2018 No.9227890

>>9227825
it is actually growing on me. its the most fun ive ever had making (and losing) money ever. you dont need an edukayshun and the salary cap is the fucking moon if youre not retarded.

but i certainly wont be using the same tactics as i am now if we crash and bottom out. ill probably go boomer for a little bit

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:37:56 2018 No.9227896

>>9220831

that's a common feel around here, don't worry anon. trading/investing is by its nature a very solitary endeavor unless you're a wallstreet fratboy.

don't think that anyone who has a miserable job they have to wake up for and sit through traffic both ways all day for 5 days a week feels any better in terms of ennui.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:38:16 2018 No.9227902 File: 312 KB, 800x800, 1519936062694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That feel when your BKS put is green like the money they don't make

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:39:22 2018 No.9227926

>>9227839
USD is stuck. There are so many people short the dollar that its going to moon even harder when the squeeze comes.

I believe that this is what the administration wants so we can find an excuse to gold back our currency, give the big middle finger to China et.al., tarriff the shit out of them bagholding our debt and become completely self sufficient. USA literally needs no resources from China anymore. Especially after the "near infinite" mine of rare earths uncovered in Japan recently.

We will make anime real together.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:39:36 2018 No.9227931 >>9227890 Love coming here every morning to spend making money and hearing all the banter. You guys are the fucking best.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:39:41 2018 No.9227935 >>9227702 he's talking about macaroon, not drumpf

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 11:39:56 2018 No.9227938

>>9227887
yeah i got myself a "popped blue collar" (as i like to call it) gig i do on the side during the warmer months. i trim millionaires fancy hedges for like $20/hr cash whenever i feel like it.

plus when it gets warm out i get a ton more shows

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:40:42 2018 No.9227950 >>9227926 >gold back our currency anyone who takes that idea seriously is fucking delusional

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:41:23 2018 No.9227957 >>9227938 >>9227935 >>9227931 >>9227926 get in the new bread you cunts >>9227835

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 11:43:12 2018 No.9227995 >>9227957 it would have helped if you put a damn title on it you tard

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Thu May 3 11:43:56 2018 No.9228005 >>9227995 I KNOW I FUCKED UP MY BEAR DICK IS TOO HARD OVER SPY & BANK PUTS

Anonymous Thu May 3 11:48:58 2018 No.9228103

>>9227926
I bet this is a way to get china to buy more USA debt. China has been shying away from us treasuries. With the wholeness tariffs thing, I bet they will try to get china to buy more worthlessnusa debt. Will china fold? Maybe partially. Chinese aren’t too big into personal consumption just yet. This also could be why china is such a big player in bitcoin mining as a hedge against usd financial hegemony.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 12:02:53 2018 No.9228361 >>9227187 New's out of KS only half the crop will be harvested

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