Be me, poor as fuck, no dental insurance for 10 years

[Anonymous No.9215628]

>teeth go to shit
>suddenly get federal dental insurance
>hit it big in crypto to the tune of $550,000.00 in December
>Finally go to dentist, referred to surgeon to remove 8 teeth have teeth pulled
>Go back to dentist to start treatment plan
>Dentist says "Did they talk to you about a partial denture?"
>I respond "I'm getting the implants after the bone heals."
>Dentist: "Thats nice to think about but implants are like a ferrari, they cost like $5000 for each one before insurance, you should probably consider a partial denture instead."
>Stone faced I respond "Nah I'm getting the implants."

MFW a doctor thinks I'm poor as fuck but I'm secretly better off financially than he is.

[Anonymous No.9215660]

>>9215628
>MFW a doctor thinks I'm poor as fuck but I'm secretly better off financially than he is.
He was probably just trying to give you good advice.
Also, dropped $6k in gains on braces.

[Anonymous No.9215676]

>>9215628
Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.9215694]

>>9215660
This. Op is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9215723]

>>9215628

if your dentist is older than 40 i'm pretty sure he has more than half a mil NW

[Anonymous No.9215738]

>>9215628
>but I'm secretly better off financially than he is.

Dentists earn around $200k per year so if he's over 35, then no, you're not worth more than he is. OP = faggot.

[Anonymous No.9215784]

>>9215628
thanks bought 100k teeth

[Anonymous No.9215810]

it's frankly stupid to go for implants if your dentist recommends otherwise
they make money off that shit, they have every incentive to push it on you. he would have told you to go for the implants if there was even a slightest health benefit
implants are good for 60+ years old people who have structural problems, at your age you're likely paying more for nothing

[Anonymous No.9215836]

>>9215738
>>9215723
are u fags forgetting about the half million dollars in loans?

[Anonymous No.9215839]

I'm a 25 year old dentist and have more money then you even without crypto.
This is the saddest thread I've ever seen, you have out biz'd biz. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.9215847]

>>9215784
Dentacoin was a better meme. Sorry.

C-

[Anonymous No.9215869]

>>9215839
25 year old welder here. Made over $300k last year and only work 30 hours a week . Kys

[Anonymous No.9215873]

>>9215738
How do burger healthcare workers actually earn so much? Here in the dutch caliphate I nearly finished my MD/PhD programme and after a specialization into internal medicine I might start with 60k and will eventually earn 80-85k a year
>before 52% income tax ayy lmao
Is there something unusual about burger salaries? I was also told tradesmen can earn a pretty penny in the US whereas here they're doomed to work for minimum wage forever because Pavel from Poland can do high quality tradesmen work for 4 bucks an hour

[Anonymous No.9215885]

>>9215628
You are poor, faggot

[Anonymous No.9215887]

>>9215836
You know if you just searched something like "average dental school debt" before writing this retarded post, you'd have saw that dental school debt is average ~$250k. Therefore, I am not answering your question, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9215896]

>>9215847
Got me there

[Anonymous No.9215898]

>>9215836
This was my exact thinking, but what the fuck do I know, I'm not a dentist, I'm just a semi rich cryto fucker

[Anonymous No.9215941]

>>9215887
fine nigger but its still pretty fucking bad. not to mention the interest on top of the principal. plus the average debt includes flyover states which technically dont count

[Anonymous No.9215951]

>>9215628
Bro this the best post i read all day

[Anonymous No.9215975]

>>9215836

average dental/doctors loans are paid off within 5 years because they make so much; that's why i said if he's over 40

[Anonymous No.9215985]

>>9215941
Lol only in america...ausfag here. Gov pays for uni and I only had a 0 interest loan of 50k for my whole degree. "America is the Greatest country on earth" kek

[Anonymous No.9215989]

>>9215628
go to colombia and have excellent dental service from american and european trained dentists for pennies on the dollar. had a root canal done for $250, had a broken tooth capped for $200. would have cost around $4k in north america. pro dentists educated abroad, speak english, model hot hygienist bitches, and cheap meds to recover.

[Anonymous No.9216015]

>>9215989

crown here only cost me 550 but I did have insurance cover around 350 of it

[Anonymous No.9216039]

>>9215975
my friend is a urologist and hes still struggling with debt. I guess if you have your own practice and are the best in the field it would be easy to pay off quick.
>>9215985
>living in australia
no thank you

[Anonymous No.9216056]

>>9215628
HTF do you let your teeth get that bad you nasty fuck.

i've never had a single fucking cavity, christ.

[Anonymous No.9216067]

>>9215941
Yeah I can agree with that. But OP is still a poor faggot.

[Anonymous No.9216073]

>>9215628
Gratz op you are like me except you made it. I cant way to remove all these broken teeth.

[Anonymous No.9216114]

>>9216056

[Anonymous No.9216142]

>>9215628
>be me
>have shit teeth
>hard as fuck to get any job other than warehouses
>looking for work atm
>making decent gains in crypto by folloaing a paki dude who gives out gains
>dude has 95% hit rate on all signals
>making decent gains
>tfw it’ll still be years before I accumulate funds to get all-on-4s
>tfw you don’t give two fucks about grills ntil you can afford to take them somewhere besides chik-fil-a
>tfw prescribed adderall
>tfw now have actual motivation to utilize every second to change life

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[No shill No.9216175]

OP you are actually retarded if you give 5000usd for an implant, Come to Croatia for a few months 5000 will be enough for living expenses and more. Around 1k for a tooth, you can go to Serbia even cheaper there but it's a shithole.

[Anonymous No.9216176]

>>9216142
>>tfw you don’t give two fucks about grills ntil you can afford to take them somewhere besides chik-fil-a

Its not about grills its about being able to chew food normally without being in pain anon

[Anonymous No.9216178]

>>9215628
Hi anon. I took bad care of my teeth for years and they turned to shit. I couldn't afford dental until last year and it is amazing how much you can get fixed in a short time. Look into getting a personal Ameritas plan. $45/month or so. Their benefits are rather generous if you hold for a year or two. It is one of the best options for people with really bad teeth outside of going to a dental college and paying out of pocket to let students practice on you.

[No shill No.9216209]

>>9216175
And I ain't talking about rat infested dental offices, these are cream of the crop clinics.

[Anonymous No.9216232]

>>9215628
>Anon thinks a dentist is worth less than 550k.
>The absolute state of /biz

[Anonymous No.9216269]

doctor probably thought you were a broke meth head... cant blame him when all the persons teeth are rotted away

[Anonymous No.9216324]

Why are all of you so retarded? Nobody here practices basic portfolio management but goes all in on shitcoins instead. If you want to make money in crypto you just have to hold quality projects. Sure, go in on shitcoins like Link if you must because they might moon unexpectably (before crashing down), but don't go all in because you're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.9216364]

>>9216324
This thread is about an anon's meth head teeth.

[Anonymous No.9216390]

>>9216056
>>9216114

not bait. did you forget to brush your teeth for 3 fucking years or something? fuck

[Anonymous No.9216474]

>>9216176
You have a point anon - they’re not like a TRAINWRECK, they’re pretty decent and if anything gets worse, my rents will prolly loan me and pay back at whatever rate. But I’m just worried about getting a legit, actual income line for now - sporadic gains and shit is not helping. Why spend few hundred in account on two cavities if I’m then penniless, y’know? Maybe retarded, idk, but fuck it for the time being

[Anonymous No.9216487]

>>9215873
Its called capitalism... You eurofags don't get it... like liberty and rights.

[Anonymous No.9216511]

>>9216390
>>9216114
Cavity inducing diet and parents that aren’t hard all that much on forcing the habit.

[Anonymous No.9216545]

>>9215873
You’re on a fuckin board called BUSINESS and Finance. The last thing we fucking do is “make so much” lmfao. Just look at our savings and the average wage adjusted for wealth distribution. In the US, you need to make your own finances, our programs are essentially non existent if you’re not homeless and/or below 65

[Anonymous No.9216564]

>>9215628
Dentists make like 250k a year on average if they have a private practice. I think he has 500k...

[Anonymous No.9216582]

>>9215836
It is more like 300k and they should have it paid off within three years if they live a middle class lifestyle their first few years out.

[Anonymous No.9216600]

>>9216039
>my friend is a urologist and hes still struggling with debt.
Then he is horrible with finances.

[Anonymous No.9216637]

>>9215628
you stupid faggot i hope you die in that dentist chair!

[Anonymous No.9216751]

dental insurance doesn't cover anything unless your teeth are fucking wrecked

dental insurance is just a coupon for like 10-20% off your bill

>inb4 your poor

i have access to FEDVIP, the federal government's dental plan, it's one of the best in the country. i never use it because it doesn't cover anything significant other than like $100 off your cleanings and replacing your jaw if it gets shot off.

i don't have teeth problems but the dentists said he could do three gum grafts to prevent recession like a decade from now. it would cost about $2000 a tooth so $6000. the dental insurance would maybe cover like $1000, assuming they covered anything. it's an out of network dentist for rich fucks that use their dental bills as a tax write off every year

[Anonymous No.9216763]

>>9215847
>be decemberfag blow in incel from reddit
>cash out $500k thinking you're hot shit at the dentist office
>tell chad dentist you want the implants cause you're a rich boy who made it in crypto
>he smiles his naturally perfect smile smugly
>pulls out his massive stack of 50 million DCN
>gases you and HE laughs

[Anonymous No.9216886]

>>9215628
i haven't been to a dentist in about 8 years, but my teeth aren't rotting out. did your diet consist of raw sugar?

[Anonymous No.9216918]

>>9215628
RED ALERT, RED ALERT OP
GO TO A BETTER DENTIST WHO IS USED TO WEALTHY CUSTOMERS. A GOOD DENTIST SHOULDN'T ASSUME YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT MONEY. A GOOD DENTIST DOESN'T SERVICE PEOPLE SHE THINKS ARE POOR.
PLEASE CONSIDER.

[Anonymous No.9217042]

>>9215873
They make more but they spend more. Their lifestyle is pretty shit. Socialist Eurooe has its disadvantages like hordes of barbarians coming in but the lifestyle is a lot better.

[Anonymous No.9217118]

>>9216751
Your plan must be worse than you think, I have dental that covers 4 yearly cleanings in full and covered >95% of the bill for 3-4 cavaties and 50% for a night guard

[Anonymous No.9217136]

>>9215628
You retard. Get work done in turkey or Poland. You will save a fortune and end up with possibly better work. I always give the best advice on this board and noone fucking listens

[Anonymous No.9217158]

>>9216918
>a good dentist
>she

[Anonymous No.9217178]

What does CV stand for?

[Anonymous No.9217358]

>>9217118
what is your plan

[Anonymous No.9217638]

>>9215628
jesus christ, brush your fucking teeth 2x daily and floss 1x daily you non-hygenic fuck-up. for you an electric toothbrush is called for. jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.9217664]

>>9217136
>turkey

[Anonymous No.9217679]

>>9217042
Yes 60% income tax rate and being an honorary caliphate sounds amazing

[Anonymous No.9217782]

>>9217664
Medical tourism there will get this done fine

[Anonymous No.9217939]

>>9217136
Listen to this nigga. A top clinic in Eastern Europe will cost you 20% of your USA bill and will be higher in quality than 80% of local dentists. But ONLY go to the best.

[Anonymous No.9217944]

>>9215628
always go to the dentist twice a year. thank yourself later.

[Anonymous No.9218007]

>>9215660
hi blanka

[Anonymous No.9218154]

>>9215628
nah, the dentist doesnt give a fuck about you. he was looking for the easy way out. hooking you up with dentures is easier than implanting a fucking tooth. the fucker is just lazy.

[Anonymous No.9218190]

>>9215723
half a mill net worth is baby piss at that age in australia

[Anonymous No.9218200]

>>9215873
>living in a socialist islamic shithole
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.9219218]

>>9215628
>only 550k

[Anonymous No.9219289]

I've not gone to the dentist since 2011 and my teeth are just fine.

[Anonymous No.9219309]

>>9217679
As opposed to what? 50% capital tax in the USA? Lol In some EU countries you barely pay anything and like I said, lifestyle is just better. Better food, better alcohol, better healthcare, better transportation, more holidays, more interesting countries nearby opposed to cucks in the north and spics in the south.

[BnB a No.9219372]

Manlet here 5-6 171lbs

I don't like being called a spic...

[Anonymous No.9219725]

>>9215628
Is it any wonder? 8 rotten teeth doesn't scream, "I'm rich!", he probably thought you've been living behind dumpsters.