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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A JOB!?

>> No.9214621
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>>9214598
bros i miss him

>> No.9214654

>>9214621
I feel you. Gonna hit the gym for piano man tonight

>> No.9214753

>>9214621
>>9214654
ENOUGH CRYING ABOUT RICK PIANO! HOW DO I GETA JOB

>> No.9214899

>>9214598
remove the swastika tattoo from your forehead

>> No.9214924
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You need to go to Pallet Town. Go find Professor Oak and he will teach you Firm Habdshake. You can now get any job you want.

>> No.9214928

>>9214598
smile and a handshake ;)

>> No.9214932

>>9214598
Get a car and do delivery stuff.

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>>9214621
he's in a better place now

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>>9214924
>>9214928

>> No.9215082

Go somewhere and just start working and when someone says who are you tell them you need a job.
Or
Sit in the brake room an someone will come in and tell you to get to work
Say ok work then say hay I need to fill out that paperwork still

>> No.9215107

>>9214753
shut up lanklet.

>> No.9215136

Cant believe he married that stupid blonde plastic whore

>> No.9215144

>>9214598
Get a skill, move out of the basement - and learn some people skills. Failing that, learn block chain technology - Etherum included, and twork from homo. Auto correct is a bitch

>> No.9215145

>>9214598
Be white and a male.

>> No.9215175

>>9215145
White and male....
The elite are trying to kill us off.........

Tips for a white green eyed male?
The eyes change to grey and blue also.

>> No.9215226

>>9215145
Kek that hasn't worked in over 10 years.

>> No.9215376

>>9215082
based

>> No.9215390

>>9214598
The absolute state of biz

>> No.9215401

>>9215175
you sound pretty autistic. if you have trouble getting a job, I have a feeling it's not because of your eye color

>> No.9215406

>>9215082
that 50 year old boomer that thinks it's 1980 still

>> No.9215414

>>9215175
military

>> No.9215416

Charge people a shit ton of money to build websites for them. Put an ad in a magazine that only rich boomers read like Robb Report or Cigar Aficianado. Youll make a lot.

>> No.9215417

>>9214598
You just gotta hit the bricks and walk in to some businesses champ. Give them a firm hand shake and you'll get a job in no time champ. Back in my day it was hard champ. You lazy degenerates have it easy champ. You just gotta get out there and look champ

>> No.9215492

>>9215401
>>9215414
Autistic yes, helps me out.
Not military - security yes

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WEALTHY PIANO HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SMALLER BY THE DAY
MY CROSSFIT SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS
RIGHT BABE?

>> No.9215519

>>9215401
To much werk to handle. No probs on job front

>> No.9215539

#autism shines through

>> No.9215555

>>9214598
With a big strong firm handshake

In all seriousness I feel like fucking killing myself

>> No.9215570

>>9215555
I take it u r white?
Programmed to suicided

>> No.9215591

>>9215555
Just noticed quads, be safe enter lottery and reap the rewards. Peace out.

Is the lottery rigged, positive thought is the key

>> No.9215640

>>9215570
Yup white
>>9215591
I got 2700 LINK that is the lottery essentially

>> No.9215658

>>9215640
Omg, plasma, spoon.
That's all I'm sayin yo.

>> No.9215827

>>9215640
Take heed, u can suck my dixk later.
Peace I'm out.......

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Find out who the CEO is. Wait until they leave for the day. Strike up a conversation as they walk away from their place of work.
>resume on thicc paper
>be persuasive and highlight skills
>don't beg
>be polite, a compliment is a good icebreaker such as: nice shoes, cool car
>get them talking more than you

>> No.9216300

If you're in the US literally just go to your nearest strip mall and apply at every place there if you're that desperate. Someone will hire you, it's not hard. If you're too retarded get a placement agency like Manpower to help. Our economy is amazing compared to the rest of the world and you don't have much of an excuse if you want literally any job.

I have a friend in Northern Ireland that had to wait 4 months for a the government to place him because there were literally only a dozen or so job offers in the area and all the college refugees clog the market with an overeducated surplus. They have PHDs running the checkout over there.