/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9174606]

>that 30 year old boomer who trades crypto
lol back to the nursing home, gramps

[Anonymous No.9174627]

>>9174606
30? lol no way anyone that old trades, probably just buys in once on a shitcoin his son told him about

[Sage No.9174678]

>>9174606
>>9174627
>you have to be 18+ to post here
Also, quit making this retarded fucking thread. All fields, faggot.

[Concerned LINK Shareholder No.9174686]

>>9174627
>b00mers having kids
>not free slaves
O.0

[Anonymous No.9174685]

stop samefagging and stop making this same thread over and over you weirdo

and you weirdo autistics stop replying to these threads

[Anonymous No.9174690]

>>9174606
>That 50 yo gen z who talks about crypto to his friends and family

[Anonymous No.9174703]

>>9174606
Im 30 and day trade the actual stock market.. What i make weekly is more then your daddys pocket money will ever make you in a year with your monopoly money..but stay in the fight to take down the banks.. A pathetic half a billion market cap for your ENTIRE market is sure gonna change the wold hahaha

[Anonymous No.9174720]

>>9174703
boomer cope

[Anonymous No.9174729]

>>9174703
>I make 0.12% weekly on mooning stocks, take that crypto losers with your funny monopoly money!

[Anonymous No.9174771]

>30 yo
>boomer
pick one brainlet.

[Anonymous No.9174840]

>>9174729
Clearly doesn't know how stocks work
>muh btc will make me rich
Enjoy mcdonalds basement boy

[Anonymous No.9174861]

this fucking thread again

[Anonymous No.9174873]

>>9174840
But I do know how stocks work, you spend a decade making like 3-4x your initial investment then lose it all in a 3 month period setting you right back at square 1. No thanks. I'd rather accelerate the process if anything else through crypto so I'm not where I started a decade from now.

[Anonymous No.9174876]

>>9174729
lmao fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.9174884]

>>9174840
>doesn't know how stocks work
>shit has been around since 1200s
try again gramps

[Anonymous No.9174911]

>>9174873
I'm in stocks and in crypto.
futures are more volatile than crypto hands down. moves 50% daily you fucking mongrel, you don't know shit

[Anonymous No.9174912]

>>9174703
>>9174720
I am 31 man and ye the kids are right. Shut the fuck up with your stock market larp shit. Bottomline is you a fuckin faggot hanging out on an anime image board. Just fuckin neck yourself and your micropenis via facebook stream.

[Anonymous No.9174978]

>>9174911
Maybe if you're trading commodity futures or leveraged to the tits on index futures, neither of which are "stocks"

[Anonymous No.9175015]

>>9174912
Based boomer

[Anonymous No.9175023]

>>9174912
>on same image board
>calls people faggots for hanging out on said image board

[Anonymous No.9175058]

>>9174911
Futures are literally scams, worse than exit scams in cryptos

[₿ !1GS3StGNTw No.9175082]

>>9174703
"half a billion market cap"

I really hope you are joking, anon.

Also, what's your typical weekly gain? Mine is around 10%

[Anonymous No.9175170]

>that 18 yr old ww2 vet who fuds link on a cambodian origami pencil discussion internet chat room

[Anonymous No.9175262]

>>9175023
>>9175023
>muh same image board
>totally different attitude
>is same fag
Neck yourself man.

[Anonymous No.9175298]

>>9175058
Everything is a scam according to you 4chan fucks

[Anonymous No.9175302]

>>9175015
Thanks muh baby brother. Didn't want to put reply to you in same post as the one with the better neck yourselfer from wallstreet.

[Anonymous No.9175417]

>All this millenial cope in this ITT thread
Don't you guys have some student loans to default on or something? Oh wait, you can't.

lyl

[Anonymous No.9175432]

>>9175058
>>9174978
>stocks are shit because they're not highly volatile like crypto
>literally can trade shit more volatile than crypto through any stock broker
>but they're too volatile, bitcoin is purfect volatility anymore is a scam XD

you guys are seriously dumb af
probably wouldn't even have over 100k if you didn't sheep invest in crypto lolol

[Anonymous No.9175571]

>>9175298
>other people want to to me good
>other people are honest with me
Invested your 4 digits life savings into some fuckin panjeet bitconnect tier scam yesterday or what?

[Anonymous No.9175640]

>>9175571
>other people want to to me good
Stopped there. So tired of actual non-english speaking fucking pajeets on the internet.

[Anonymous No.9175674]

>>9175082
you don't make 140x a year.
>>9174978
you literally have no idea what you're talking about, simple puts or calls on multi-billion dollar mkcp stocks move this much daily

[Anonymous No.9175741]

>>9175674
I know that none of what you've mentioned so far has been "stocks". If you're making good returns trading the options/derivatives markets, good for you, but don't go around saying you trade the "stock market" unless you want people to think you're more retarded than you actually are.

Also the competition in crypto is far less since it's filled with mainly nerds and NEET brainlets instead of the hyper-competitive legacy marketplace where you're competing with the best and brighest and their trading bots. No thanks. Oh and you gotta pay for level 2 orderbook and other shit just to put you on a level playing field.

[Anonymous No.9175791]

>>9175640
Good news i just fuckin "hacked" one of my favorite cam sites and fuckin got coins to bust 1-2 big nuts infront of some online slut (probs females from your family i mean who knows). For free man. God is good man.

[Anonymous No.9175812]

>>9175741
fair.
but also, if you haven't leveraged out of crypto and have over 150k in it, you're also retarded.
literally every person I knew that had over 500k in crypto leveraged out of it in december, 80% of the people with over 100k did the same.

I'm just saying most people bashing the stock market probably either don't have that much money at all, or have no idea about leverage because they've never had money before.

[Anonymous No.9175824]

>>9174606
Another shitty thread on /biz/ what a surprise

[Anonymous No.9175854]

>>9174685
>and you weirdo autistics stop replying to these threads
hurrrrr

[Anonymous No.9175919]

>>9174606
being 30 makes you a millennial my man
(or generation X if you're into that shit)

[Anonymous No.9175953]

>>9174703
>I'm 30 and I'm not OLD.
>just like Avicii

[Anonymous No.9175973]

>tfw im 35

[Anonymous No.9176003]

>>9175791
>watching porn
You are sackless. You have no drive or heart.

[Anonymous No.9176218]

>>9176003
Nah the bitches say its big :D. But nice try. Dude i literally sit here with Sun Goku rashguard on and my dick in my hand.

[Anonymous No.9176239]

>>9174606
wtf 30 is boomer? you guys do realize I was 20 when bitcoin came out and bought it before any of you fags so fuck off u just graduated college / / high school normie fags get off my faking board reeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.9176299]

>that 18-24 adderall-chomping tryhard accelerating towards 30 and projecting his insecurities by shitposting on biz

[Anonymous No.9176320]

>>9176218
>:D
>dick in my hand
You touch yourself. Nobody takes you seriously.

[Anonymous No.9176344]

>>9176239
You're being trolled, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.9176385]

>>9176320
>is being taken seriously
>on anonymous anime image board
Just fomo in BCash already. You absolute state of fuckin 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9176422]

>>9176385
Go back to your cam sites

[Anonymous No.9176517]

>>9176218
C O P E

[Anonymous No.9176626]

i'm a 33 year old chad attorney and i'll fuck your girlfriend OP. now get the fuck off my board newfag, that gender studies paper isn't gonna write itself and that big mac isn't gonna flip itself

also sage this shit

[Anonymous No.9176677]

>>9176626
cope

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9176716]

>that 5000 year old antediluvian lesser god who, at long last, is finally trading crypto again

[Anonymous No.9176761]

33 reporting in

Feels good owning a home and having different investments and money to throw at crypto
I can throw money at crypto for fun (like i did with holochain yesterday) and if i lose it all it dont matter because i have a 401k that im paying into and my wife has a pension when she retires and we both wageslave so even if we lose everthing we still got that money coming in

[Anonymous No.9176784]

>>9174703
day trading is the worlds biggest meme and the fact that you come here and say "Im 30 and day trade" is all the proof i need to know that this is bait.

[Anonymous No.9176787]

Me and my 60 year old dad both invest in crypto

OP I think you may be a retard

[Anonymous No.9176806]

>>9176761
not cope
glad you're comfy, boomer

[Anonymous No.9176982]

I’m ancient
I use to to IT work for bitcoin there was a hole other side of people doing legal things
2009 the white papers came out.
Yea grandpa stamina
I’m glad there are so many coins it’s kind cool.
I hope everyone is making mad loot.

[Anonymous No.9177028]

>>9176982
On the internet once youre over 30 (like me) you're just old. 31 and 65 are basically the same

[Anonymous No.9177106]

Yea no jobs
Occupy wall st
How did we make it
My student loans cost as much as 4 x my parents house was bought for.
Bitcoin is like the wood stock of the time.

[Anonymous No.9177144]

>>9177028
it's comfy in general though. teens to 20s you're competing with everyone constantly. 30s and up you just don't give a fuck anymore. also it's weird how old a 30 year old seems when you're 22 and how young a 40 year old seems when you're 32.

right now i'm just making money and getting everything in order so that i can have 2-3 kids over the next decade. can't wait to have a squadron of chad's and stacy's.

[Anonymous No.9177266]

Yea
Old is old ok got it
It’s something you can do with out breaking a hip.

[Anonymous No.9177321]

Musk was doing the darpa thing there was robot wars

[Anonymous No.9177399]

>>9177106
>>9177266
>>9177321
based non-coping boomer

[Anonymous No.9177413]

Anyone have any idea on who
Satoshi Nakamoto is ?

[Anonymous No.9177435]

>>9176239
>Prefers Asuka to Rei
kys

[Anonymous No.9177453]

>>9175170
>To boom or not to boom

[Anonymous No.9177494]

>>9177144
How long would you wait for kids

[Anonymous No.9177497]

>>9174606
>39

Please kill me, my bones ache so badly

[Anonymous No.9177505]

>>9174720
>30? lol no way anyone that old trades,

Holy fuck the state of /newbiz/....oldest I know of is 60. Retired, he just studies shitcoins and catches pumps for cash on top of his pension.

>>9174720
>Anyone over 30 is a boomer
>t. brainlet

[Anonymous No.9177508]

>>9177413
Nick Szabo, Craig Wright, or Hal Finney. or maybe someone entirely different, no one knows.
>>9177453
kek'd

[Anonymous No.9177523]

i bought btc in 2011 for 5 dollars per bitcoin at 31 yrs old fagtron

[Anonymous No.9177570]

>>9174606
LOL. We're here to make sure that the greatest wealth transfer in human history goes from boomer to boomer. The pie is ours.

[Anonymous No.9177583]

>>9175417
>Don't you guys have some student loans to default on or something? Oh wait, you can't.

Kek, tears were shed over this burn.

[Anonymous No.9177588]

>>9174606

>be 33, get to trade crypto on pudding days only at the nursing home

[Anonymous No.9177608]

>>9175791
>bitch lasagne

We REALLY need flags on this board.

[Anonymous No.9177669]

>>9175812
>but also, if you haven't leveraged out of crypto and have over 150k in it, you're also retarded.

Yeah, this. Stay in it, sure. But buy other shit too - lock down your gains already. Wait for a stock market "crash" (it's way slower and easier to pick than crypto, don't buy the FUD about it being harder to read kek) and use margin to buy the bottom.

[Anonymous No.9177704]

>>9175741
>don't go around saying you trade the "stock market" unless you want people to think you're more retarded than you actually are.

Yeah, this. I play binary options - but it's a fucking casino that's got 0 to do with real stock trading in terms of strategy. Fuck, most derivatives markets are basically just gambling, even more than crypto is.

[Anonymous No.9177733]

>>9174606

But the 30 year old will retire within 5 years.
I was planning to make 2k this weekend with 10k. 20% is doable turns out ont did a 100% doubled my money within 2 days.

[Anonymous No.9177739]

>>9174606
>that 32 year old who has been hodling since 2015 and watches as the kids pump his portfolio into the 7 digits

[Anonymous No.9177771]

>>9176299

Yeah, how those quarter life crises coming along /biz/? The weight of adulthood crushing you down yet?

[Anonymous No.9177800]

>>9176299
Naw I’ve mostly replaced adderral with vapes

[Anonymous No.9177868]

>>9177144
>30s and up you just don't give a fuck anymore.

Truth. In your 20's you think you give no fucks, but you've just got NO idea how many more fucks you still have left to lose.

[Anonymous No.9178361]

>>9174606
Good luck OP. Once the market matures and the market becomes ''efficient'' it will be too late.
You won't see 1000-50000% returns in a mature and efficient market. It will be just like the stock. 5% growth a year.

If you're stuck with a mortage, wife, kids, 9-5 job I would be frustated too.

[Anonymous No.9178541]

>>9176239

>prefers asuka to rei

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.9178583]

>>9178541
asuka is unironically best girl in evangelion

if you like rei, you basically want to bang your own mother, kys faggot

[Anonymous No.9178654]

Who /50+/ here?

[Anonymous No.9178691]

>>9178583

If you like asuka you want to bang a comatose or even worse a dead crazy bitch

Fuck yourself somnophilic wacko

[Anonymous No.9178698]

>>9174606
30 yo is millennial tho

[Anonymous No.9178710]

>>9178583
>>9178691
christ.

[Anonymous No.9179513]

>>9177028
>On the internet once youre over 30 (like me) you're just old. 31 and 65 are basically the same
if you know what a dial-up modem sounds like and/or you know what phreaking is, then you are talking to babies on an anime board and feeling out of place.

[Anonymous No.9179570]

>>9178698
lel boomer cope

[Anonymous No.9179572]

>>9177739
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.9179663]

>>9178654
in spirit

[Anonymous No.9179737]

>>9174840

[Anonymous No.9179775]

>>9179570
1/10
your trolling is bad and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.9179815]

Is it just me or is 28 the age where you start to feel old. It Was always lingering in my mind at 26/27, but I just turned 28 and there’s no denying it. I’m not young anymore. I’m not even old, but my youth is gone now.

[Anonymous No.9179821]

>>9177413
creator of bitcoin

[Anonymous No.9179829]

>>9179815

I feel exactly the same way

[Anonymous No.9179842]

>>9179815
I am 30.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9180059]

>>9179815
I'm turning 27...

You're telling me I have 1 year left on my youth? Fuck.

[sneed No.9180059,1]

>>9174606
>>9174606
is this the birth of an epic new meme?