Does anyone have the old copypasta about plugging into the vr world and driving lambos tipping bitches 0.0000001 link for sucking your dick and the op picture that always came with it?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:11:21 2018 No.9164851 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone have the old copypasta about plugging into the vr world and driving lambos tipping bitches 0.0000001 link for sucking your dick and the op picture that always came with it?

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:16:52 2018 No.9164917

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women i met at the bar woke me by sucking my c***. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three teens also from helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my LINK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK node) and Taylor Swift was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my d*** while I squeezed her t*** and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the b**** off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six kick-star girls lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my c*** came within five inches of her p****, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred 0.000001 LINK to each of the women.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:18:20 2018 No.9164935
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After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen camgirls. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. Taylor in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred 0.000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

As I stepped inside the bright light came crashing over me as the VR headset I was wearing was taken off. The Game Room operator informed me my time was up. I paid him the 0.002 Bitbean for the ChainLink Experience for what it would have been like if Sergey didn't exit scam. As I left I heard the owner of the store chuckling to himself and informing his employee that I'd probably be back. I stepped out into the rain and looked at the LED lit skyline and wished things would have been different.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:21:23 2018 No.9164968 >>9164935 Thankyou good anon I appreciate it.

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