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5 years strong and i still dont want to wake up early to slave for kikes.

>be 23
>wake up at 6pm
>eat spinach brocoli soups, mangos, raspberries and blueberry smoothies, 400g beef with 1kg potatoes
>youtube, netflix, 4chan for hours
>workout at 3am
>sleep 12 hours

once a month i get fucked up cocaine, benzos and booze to fuck eastern europe or italian prostitutes with mates.

only negatives: my social skills wenz to shit with strangers. never see the sun so i gotta take vit d3, insane adhd, zero patience, im so lazy my mom literally begs me that i cut my fingernails and she cuts them for me after they get too long.

i also get very anxious when my cycle gets interrupted by shit like having to go to doctor. holy fuck its such pain knowing that YOU HAVE TO wake up early and be there. absolutely brutal and freedom robbery.

positives: im shredded af

>> No.9149559

33 here
NEET for 7 years
no it never becomes boring

>> No.9149565

Un ironically kill yourself

>> No.9149571
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>>9149565
>t. judah rosenberg

>> No.9149574

>>9149543
Your mom sounds nice

>> No.9149576

I would love to spread her ass cheeks so far apart that it tears her body in two. Fuck.

>> No.9149584

>>9149565
>t.wage slave
Get on NEET shekel my dude. Learn how to hide money and live the good life while Boomers need to worry about their pension shekel

>> No.9149585

I've been a NEET for 4 months. I'm in good shape now because I'm not slaving away for someone else. When ChainLink hits $5 I'm NEET4LIFE

>> No.9149593

>>9149543
I feel you on the social skills going to shit. Other than a bar I don't know where I can hang out to talk to people, but even that gives me anxiety cause it's all wagies talking about wagie stuff like their jobs and shit.

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>>9149559
neat.

>> No.9149618
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9149618

Yes it gets old

Humans need a purpose in life

No challenges = No reason to live.

The fact that even people like avicii kill themselves tells you all you need to know

>> No.9149633

You tell it. Almost a year now of being a NEET and still happy. I find that I have to keep a strict sleeping schedule if I dont, I usually just end up not doing anything all day.
Other than that, it's great. I'm happy and grateful I dont have to slave for 8 hours everyday, and have an opportunity to do what I want with my time.

>> No.9149657

>>9149618
>No challenges = No reason to live.
i wanna be stronger and better looking by the day anon. isnt that a challenge?

>> No.9149671

>>9149543
never see the sun so i gotta take vit d3, insane adhd, zero patience, im so lazy my mom literally begs me that i cut my fingernails and she cuts them for me after they get too long.

jesus christ get out of the fucking house that is just sad

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>>9149543
That's pretty cool sounding. If I get rich I'd like to move somewhere hot and become nocturnal karo like I'm Blade and lurk around in fancy after hours clubs and be aloof and shit.

>> No.9149685

>>9149574
she is anon. thats the best part being neet. the time spend with your family. if i said i wanna move out tomorrow, she would accept it instantly but she would cry to sleep for months without telling me. thats a fact i know for sure

>> No.9149732

how do you guys afford neeting for extended periods of time?

>> No.9149745

doesn't really get boring for me, i find that i always find something interesting to do. dunno, been at it for just 8 months so far. i can neet it up forever once LINK hits $5. even then, i'm already trading shitcoins, taking $20 a day. that shit is enough to fund my neet lifestyle. so fucking comfy tbqh

>> No.9149752

>>9149732
income from websites

>> No.9149773

>>9149657
Any highly effective person is doing that while also working a full time job, maintaining a healthy social life and a relationship with a significant other.

Daily reminder that neets are at the bottom end of the distribution of human productivity next to homeless people, regardless of how much free time you have for “self improvement”. The reality is 99% of neets have some severe mental blockades that just make them lazy/unmotivated time wasters. The other 1% may actually live their lives like the glorified neet starter pack images but even that might be stretching it.

>> No.9149786

>>9149732
quasi communist state
As long as my bank account doesn't show more than 4000€ my rent is paid, full medical support, 900€ every month to put in crypto and buy shit from amazon with amazon vouchers or go partying, drugs... Well I have to go to work every 6 months, which is being at a call centre for 6 hours two days a week for a month

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>>9149773

>> No.9149823

>>9149543
how many linky do i need to put it in her stinky?

>> No.9149825

>>9149773
>Any highly effective person is doing that while also working a full time job
this statement is false and you know it. 95% of gym looks like absolute shit. they all have to be stimmed up on insane ammounts of caffeine aswell after work to get through their workout. thats leaves them with shit quality sleep afterwards. wagecucking also drains them so badly that they have to substance abuse each weekend to cope which ruins their workout progress even more.

of course there are exceptions but the majority doesnt even get slightly fit and healthy.

>> No.9149847

>>9149823
where im from 50$ so do the math

>> No.9149956

>>9149752
what kind of websites?
how are they monitized?
did you make the website yourself or hire someone?

every time i look into this every market already looks too saturated

>> No.9149985

>>9149956
Ive been doing it for 10 years or so. Honestly you could take almost any website online, replicate it, and make money. Not copying the site but just a similar site with your own content. So like a movie review site, a wallpaper site, site comparing iphones, info site for cryptos, etc. I just made a lot of sites, focused on ones that made money, sometimes take a couple months off, work kind of whenever. This year Im focusing and trying to actually hurry up and make it as i realize I cant do this forever.

>> No.9150035

>>9149985
what kind of content is getting you the most traffic these days? do you just monetize with ads?

>> No.9150081

>>9149543
>im so lazy my mom literally begs me that i cut my fingernails and she cuts them for me after they get too long.

lmao holy shit my mom does the same thing. Also makes whatever food I ask for, brings me coffee, cleans up after me, it's like she WANTS me to leech. I already "made it" too so I have no motivation what-so-ever to develop marketable skills.

I can still pretend to be a normal adult in front of normies tho.

>> No.9150097

>>9149985
these are affiliate marketing sites? or do you monetize w/ ads?

>> No.9150111

SAUCE? cuz god damn

>> No.9150129

>>9150097
i looked into affiliate marketing and it seemed like too much work for how saturated it is. it's really hard to find a niche 10 other people aren't already targeting

>> No.9150131

>>9150035
About 10 Ad Networks pay me monthly ranging from AdSense to like TribalFusion to MaxBounty. I make the sites myself, do the least work to push something to market to find out if I can get enough search traffic/profit. I tried spending to hire people and even hiring IRL but it was always much more hassle for little increase, so I prefer to just do it all on my own and take a higher profit margin. All markets are saturated but any project would get some kind of traffic and if you get lucky you get more traffic.

>> No.9150135

>>9150081
>Also makes whatever food I ask for, brings me coffee, cleans up after me, it's like she WANTS me to leech. I already "made it" too so I have no motivation what-so-ever to develop marketable skills.
100% me anon. i had to renew my passport a week ago and id rather die than wake up. mom came in and literally put me my socks in while i was laying in bed so i dont waste time and get up.

>I can still pretend to be a normal adult in front of normies tho.
same but its getting harder by the year kek

>> No.9150148

>>9149543
Get better hobbies, just idle passive consumption all day like 4chan, netflix is pleb tier. Working out is good. Study something useful, or paint or make music. Creative stuff so your mind doesn't rot.

>>9150081
Kinda sad desu, what will you do when she dies

>> No.9150160

>>9150111
https://www.instagram.com/teddybearosito/?hl=en

>> No.9150161

>>9149543
How did you get rich?

>> No.9150170

>>9150131
so do you employ any seo? or just throw out as many sites as you can?

>> No.9150198

Made 200 bitcoins this year. I've decided to live the NEET life for the past four months or so. It's been good. Started going to the gym every day, buy my own healthy food, watch whatever. It's pretty alright for now. I read, watch anime, play games. I think not going out is a bit desiring but I don't really feel I should go out clubbing anymore.
I do think that at some point I'll have to move on from this life but atm it's nice. How long until this feeling goes away?

>> No.9150200

>>9150148
>Kinda sad desu, what will you do when she dies
look back and thank myself for spending as much time as possible with her by being a neet instead of slaving for kikes.

>> No.9150227

>>9150148>>9150148
>Kinda sad desu, what will you do when she dies

Be devastated. But it's not necessarily that I'm incapable of taking care of myself, it's just that I'm complacent with letting her do stuff.

>> No.9150274

>>>>9150131

Can you quickly explain how you rank the websites? When I use to make them as a kid, I never seemed to get much visitors. Do you pay some pajeets to do the SEO or do you have your own strategy?

>> No.9150295

>>9150198
How'd you do it?

>> No.9150332

>>9150295
Invested in a cryptocoin, saw it go up then cashed out.

>> No.9150336

>>9150198
>How long until this feeling goes away

It doesn't. It just keeps getting more comfy. Time goes by shockingly fast though, so that's only the scary part.

>> No.9150357

>>9150097
Some are affiliate marketing sites, some content sites with cpc ads, or sites with cpm ads.

>>9150170
Some of my sites are 10+ years old, I just link them all together nowadays or pay people to blog about them. 5-10 years ago I knew SEO but not nowadays anymore, too many google search engine algorithm changes so I just keep narrowing my work down on less and less sites that im actively doing and let all these sites ive made over 10+ years just limp til their death.

>>9150274
You can get pajeets to do a lot of spam. Nowadays people do like posts pretending to promote their site. Paying bloggers, paying influencers, writing about your site in comments. Id grab like every single blog post I could find about a similar topic and then comment on their article with a link to my site. You can also pay pajeets to do it. Can pay them to upvote on reddit, comment on youtube videos, etc. Long time ago Cruncyhroll used to pay me $1k/mo just to put a link on an anime wallpaper site I ran, linking to them with the word 'anime'. They dont do stuff like that anymore as I think google got wise. Essentially you just try to do a ton of research seeing how your competitors get traffic or what links to them and replicate it.

>> No.9150364

>>9150336
Yeah, it feels as though it's been two weeks instead of four months. I hope I don't turn 40 before it's too late. Still, making being able to chill and live the NEET life is fun.

>> No.9150365

>>9150332
You got lucky on one coin? Did you go all in? Which one?

>> No.9150604

>>9150364
you have money, you can travel and enjoy and do things, dont stay at home too much so time will feel longer

>> No.9150648

>>9149543
Anyone else seeing two eggs?

>> No.9150732

>>9149543
You're basically living the caveman life as ancient humans did. Except replace YouTube with lying around in the sun. No wonder it feels good.
Plenty of people in tropical third world countries live like this too. Just do enough work for a bowl of food from a canteen and then lay around all day

>> No.9150744

Yeah about half a week in

>> No.9150939

>>9150732
neat/10

>> No.9151359

>>9150081
>I already "made it"
How much?

>> No.9151418
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9151418

Starting month 2 of the NEET life, after quitting my job.

Sitting on 6 months worth of expenses before i have to sell some crypto, because im sure as hell not going back to wagecucking.

SKY moon when ;_;

>> No.9151420

>>9149543
most people don't actually like having to work and leave their house and interact with shitters in the real world. they only do it because they have to in order to survive.

how do you make money to buy drugs and hookers?

>> No.9151452

>>9149847
Where are you from anon?
I am also interested in doing the same for only $50
And also doing your once a month:
> fucked up cocaine, benzos and booze to fuck eastern europe or italian prostitutes with mates.

>> No.9151534

>>9149543
If you know how to take care of yourself, it does not ever get boring

>be wagecuck
>wake up early
>get in car to drive to work
>stop by McDonald's to get some breakfast
>arrive at work an hour early
>eat breakfast and put on coffee
>take a shit
>have a shower
>work till noon
>go get the daily bento box special for lunch
>work till evening
>go get Big Mac for dinner
>drive home late
>go to sleep
>repeat

>> No.9151594

>>9149543
How money get?

>> No.9151701

i dont think i can ever go full neet. All my older cousins are high achievers and I dont wanna lose lol

wouldnt it also be boring? Some of my major life goals cant achieved without wageslaving and getting experience

>> No.9151734

I'm a longtime NEET and yeah it does get boring sometimes. I'd honestly like to do some things and I have the funds but I'm physically disabled and that keeps me from it. I also have no energy, stamina, and very low strength. I'm content with never having to work though.

>> No.9151870

>>9149618
Thinks Avicci killed himself...

>> No.9151894

>>9149543
Post pics of your mom/mum.

>> No.9152133

>>9151734
How does it work for you living on gibs?
Are not afraid the welfare state will collapse at some point and then youll be left without disabilities freebies?

>> No.9152171

>>9150160
God this chick is so fucking ugly but 1m followers for showing her mutt ass

>> No.9152218

>>9152133
I used to wagecuck as a kid. I invested everything I could into bitcoin in 2015 before I got ran over. I learned to walk again in 2016 but I just can't get my energy and stamina back, among other medical issues. No gibs though.

>> No.9152285

>>9152133
Although I would be on disability if I hadn't made it in crypto. And it really wouldn't be enough to support myself. I would have only been given four hundred something dollars a month, food stamps, and medical coverage. About enough for me to rent a room and eat garbage. Thank goodness I'm a diagnosed autist that's semi-intelligent and I became infatuated with bitcoin in 2015.

>> No.9152331

>>9149543
it kind of does, but never as boring as wageslaving under any circumstances.
ideally you have lots of friends from various walks of life to hang out with so you can just visit them anytime of the day.

>> No.9152372

>>9149773
>The reality is 99% of neets have some severe mental blockades that just make them lazy/unmotivated time wasters.

i completely agree with that
if i get not lucky with crypto i would probably be already dead

>> No.9152446

>>9149543
I know that anxiety feeling of HAVING to be somewhere. Does it cause anxiety days in advanced for you too?

>> No.9152472

>>9150357

Any resources for getting started? Step by step?

>> No.9152555

>>9150160
ok that was disappointing

>> No.9152559

>>9149657
Considering how ugly and unfit you are, that's a really big challenge

>> No.9152564

>>9152446
I'm not the one you asked but I can't even sleep the night before I have an appointment to be somewhere unless I take 2mg xanax before laying down.

>> No.9153038

>>9149773
What a fucking cope
I work for a fucking investment bank and every other guy other 26 is fat or getting there. Spend 10 hours a day at a desk and then go fucking exercise. Most 90% of wagies cant do it.

>> No.9153108

>>9152564
hopeless

>> No.9153132

>>9149543
>im so lazy my mom literally begs me that i cut my fingernails and she cuts them for me after they get too long

Kekd too hard

>> No.9153226

>>9153108
All of my meds are prescribed to me and I have hope. But I also have autism, PTSD, social anxiety disorder, general anxiety disorder, social phobia, paranoid personality disorder, bipolar, ADD, borderline personality disorder, and I'm also apparently labeled severely emotionally disturbed. I'm not depressed though so there's always that.

>> No.9153233

>>9152446
i get pissed of 2 weeks in advance when i have a confirmed date that will fuck up my day. its the worst. i have literally ignored an ear infection because i didnt wanna go to doc.

its not social anxiety, its just the fact that YOU HAVE TO DO BE THERE LOL.

>> No.9153335

>>9153233
You do realise that's incredibly pathetic. Where's you're father in all this? Can I speak to him instead?

>> No.9153345

>>9153335
yeah i do realise anon. such is life, nobody is perfect

>> No.9153374

>>9153345
Okay I starting to feel bad for you. For real though, what is you're relationship with you're dad like? Is he still in the picture?

>> No.9153389

how do you start neeting?
where do I get the money from then?
won't the government force me to apply for jobs or do other stupid stuff?

>> No.9153466

>>9153389
What country are you located in that would FORCE you to apply for jobs or do other stuff?

>> No.9153472

>>9153466
germany, they will cut your money to 0 if you don't do what they say literally making you starve to death

>> No.9153479

Brap

>> No.9153501

>>9153472
Idk if you're being serious but damn... I always thought of the Germans as pretty based with good laws like 0% long term capital gains and the way the actually value anonymity and using cash instead of credit/debit cards.

>> No.9153516

>>9153501
its all fine as long as you keep your mouth shut and workslave, but if you try to resist get ready for buttrape

>> No.9153536

>>9153374
I'm not who you asked but I think my fathers abusiveness and neglect growing up contributed to my several mental disorders. It just can't be good for a kid to get beat by his father everyday, and for your father to pull guns on you on occasion, and threaten to kill you if you ever tell anyone... So I personally feel I would have turned out better if I never had a "father" growing up.

>> No.9153557

>>9153516
So if you invested in crypto and stopped being a wasgeslave then your German government would do something about that? Am I understanding this correctly?

>> No.9153574

>>9153557
only if you apply for the unemployment benefits or any other government benefits.

If you can care for yourself (be a millionaire or have your own company or stuff like that) then they won't care obviously

>> No.9153645

>>9150135
I'm saying this to judge you guys in particular, but I feel disgust when trying to imagine being in the situation of my mother dressing me while I lay in bed at 26.

Anyway I haven't made it, so I guess leeching has it's upsides.

>> No.9153650

>>9153574
Oh ok, yeah that makes sense.

>> No.9153657

>>9153645
I'm NOT saying...

>> No.9153675

>>9149543
She has dude face

>> No.9153677

>>9149618

this. my parents went insane after they retired.

you need something to force you to socialize, bathe and look presentable. even if its just a part time job in a grocery store

>> No.9153689

>>9152559

why do neets get triggered so hard?

>> No.9153949

>>9149618
I nearly killed myself because I realised I had no purpose. Then I realised that I was being selfish and thought of the people who love me, my parents, my brother, and how heart broken they will be if I kill myself. I understood then that life only has meaning when you sacrifice your desires for a person you love. Only through self sacrifice can you receive true enlightenment.

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>>9149543
>im so lazy my mom literally begs me that i cut my fingernails and she cuts them for me after they get too long.

>> No.9154991

>>9149543
I was a NEET for maybe six months before my parents started pissing me off. I'd rather wage cuck 8 hours a day at a job that pays me 60k in a low income state, and only really work 1 of those hours, than be under the dominion of my hysterical mother. At work I can do pretty much what I want, I probably dick around more than I do actual work. I have more money to invest, I live a frugal life and by age 30 have increased my wealth to $250k by living frugally so at this rate I can retire by age 35 or so.

Also go to the gym, fuck girls on the regular using Tinder and Bumble, and solo travel to some place cool once or twice a year. My life is far better than yours OP, the NEET hatred of wage cucking never fails to amuse me.

>> No.9155166

I don't know why i read these threads, they just make me sad. I had a neet year while figuring out what to study and it was probably the worst year of my life. Not having any reason to get up in the morning fucking sucks

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>>9149732
I live in Burgerland, it's a lot easier in Western Europe:

1. Get disability money, not that difficult to fake a disability. Some times you can get both federal AND state money in some blue states. The only drawback is you can't legally own a gun.

2. Permaliving with your parents. This one largely is out of your control, but if your parents are young enough and make relatively good money, they can keep you at home forever. My parents are a little older so cryptos are my out when my dad dies... in fact he sometimes gives me shit about "I have to work two jobs so you can work zero!" but that old faggot has already wageslaved for life. I even bought a bullwhip to jokingly whip behind him when he leaves my room sometimes. Jokes on him I usually make more than him in a day in my underwear on my computer trading shit coins while jacking it to futas.

>> No.9155940

Used to get up at 5:30 to do a 12 hour shift on building sites. Quit 6 months ago. Bored af now and wanna go back to work. Neet life is shit.

>> No.9155980

Dis nigga eats 2.2 lbs of potatoes a day? Lmao fat fuck

>> No.9156036

>>9149543
I'm 33 and have been a professional NEET since January, and have been NEETing on and off since 2009.

I do some subcontracting work but mostly I post on /biz/ and go surfing when the waves are good. My wife has a job so I'm doing OK. It's a little boring but I have a vegetable garden.