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"So anon, tell me what you do to earn money again?"

>> No.9148136

Need sauce

>> No.9148142

>>9147827
I inherited all my money

>> No.9148159

>>9147827
Dont worry about it toots, also you are not asian

>> No.9148165

Mall Security wagecuck. I only earn a little over a few hundred in Bitcoin and Stock market investments.

Fucking Christ, I need to escape.

>> No.9148171

I'm a camboy. People pay me money to have Jackoff.

>> No.9148211

>>9148171
nice bruh, living the dream

>> No.9148253
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9148253

"Wow, so when will you show me that lambo you're always bragging about?"

>> No.9148279

I cover my basic expenses with hustles, but that is hard af to explain to people, so I tell them that I manage a couple of properties and help to run a familiar business wich is also true but as I said my personal expenses are covers by hustles so the money made from the real state and the business just keeps accumulating for further investments

>> No.9148307

>>9147827
You know those guys who beg on freeway on-ramps? Well I rob those guys.

Gets a laugh every time.
You don't talk directly about money to women or children. They just sense it.

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>> No.9148783

>>9147827

Do you know what "memes" are? I go to this website called 4chan and buy whatever meme coins that I see being shilled. I'm 100% in LINK right now.

>> No.9148785

You guys are so fucking autistic and have zero game. Less is ALWAYS more.

“Bitcoin. Retired.”

That’s it don’t ask her what she does don’t say shit. Let her imagination run that you are th chad of her dreams. But the more you fucking faggots talk the more she realize not.

Bitcoin. Retired.

>> No.9148798

earn? nothing. i'm already rich.

>> No.9148988

>>9147827
Well I fly jets for my day job, so usually I cruise at 35,000 ft at 500mph, but outside of that I just invest wisely... What is it you do again?

>> No.9149034
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>>9148307
this guy fucks

>> No.9149058

>>9147827
Manage money.

>> No.9149073

>>9148785
true in principle. also probably correct to not answer seriously first at all. only reveal the truth when she needs some comfort or relateablity

>> No.9149091

>>9148136
https://www.instagram.com/ampollo

>> No.9149097
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>>9148785
>Bitcoin. Retired.

>> No.9149429

>>9147827
"Investing"

>> No.9149969

>>9147827
I took out a large loan and used it to buy up all the kneepads supply. I then sell it back to fags and bitches like you at severe markup

>> No.9150102

>>9147827
I mind my fuckin business white bitch now suck this bbc

>> No.9150825

>>9148785
This is the most autistic thing I've read. Have you ever interacted with another person using spoken language?

>> No.9150894

>>9148785

"Retired" sounds old and pathetic. Don't use that word.

>> No.9151849

>>9148785
kek, that makes you sound even more autistic

>> No.9152243

>>9149091
>shabby 7/10
>i just want to come inside her over and over
why

>> No.9152351

>>9148695
mild kek

>> No.9152362

>>9150894
This. Just say something like "I just kind of do what I want." and let them sense the money on you.

>> No.9152398

>>9148785
thanks for the cringe of the day.

>> No.9152519

>>9152243
nature you stupid cunt. Why do faggots like you always gather here. Get the fuck out of here attention whore.

>duhh why do i want to cum in a girl like my fathers did for millennia upon millennia

>> No.9152612

>>9147827
I told you a thousand times. I watch people have sex and I sometimes hold the girls hand.

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>>9152612

>> No.9152628

>>9147827
I'm a professional ass eater. Let me show you how good I am at my job

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>>9148785

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>>9148171
are you cute?

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>>9147827
I don't.

get this ass a bit closer

>> No.9153491

Brap..

>> No.9153626

>>9148253
Why does that walnut look like a chicken?

>> No.9153656

>>9148785
Turbo autist alert. You do not say this to a woman.
Bitcoin and retired just asking for you to get fucked over you fucking moron. Never give a woman that kind of guessing power if you actually have made it. Just tell her a lie, simple.

>> No.9153960

>>9152519
say that to my face not online motherfucker

>> No.9154086

>>9148307

That's....actually a fucking Chad line anon, kudos. I'm fucking stealing it tho

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>>9148785
>Bitcoin. Retired.

>> No.9154792

>>9148279
What hustles?

>> No.9154797

I ran a program on several computers for a month so they could spit out data that I somehow trades for other similar data over several years until it suddenly was worth millions mainly due to Internet memes.

>> No.9154844

>I‘m playing the millionaire on partys

>> No.9154870
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>>9148785
>Bitcoin. Retired.

>> No.9154878

Mind your own fucking business

>> No.9154880

>>9147827
That’s one big metal one coming out of her butt

>> No.9154905

>>9148695
Link will never take off. Straight to 0. When ether came out, people shilled it everywhere because they knew it was good. Link is only shilled on /biz/ and hasn't been moving in price for months.

>> No.9154910
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STINKY LINKY NODE STAKING
SUCK MY DICK STACEY YOU NOLINKER BITCH
WEW

>> No.9154931

>>9153960
>What did you say you little faggot etc
Kek such an ITG......cry more bitch

>> No.9155006

buying/selling on ebay - virtual in-game items, mining hardware, etc
cryptomining
software dev employment
software dev contracting
various side projects/apps that have generated income

>> No.9155298

>>9147827
"easy, to earn money you go to work and they pay you" with a big grin. It usually works and you make her laugh, atleast for me.

You should never tell chicks too much information about yourself. Drip info from time to time but again never let her know too much. You know people better with time and proximity.

>> No.9155455

>>9152243
>>9152519
https://youtu.be/bZyklYWUVMI

>> No.9155687

>>9155006
>the cuckboy answer

>> No.9156436

>>9147827
I fuck bitches on camera for a living... And baby I can make you a star. *shows dick*

>> No.9156495

>>9148253
How about right now, it's downstairs. But under one condition. We go on a highway, and you give me a nice sloppy blowjob while we drive 250km/h. Say what? You don't know how fast is that? Well Google it while we go to the car sunshine.

>> No.9156507

>>9147827
"I don't make money, money makes me."

>> No.9157350

>>9154905
solid analysis:
>this other successful coin was shilled better and i only see chainlink on biz, ergo it's not going anywhere
do you fucking trade with logic like this? christ

>> No.9157637
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"Wow. You must have a lot of girls fighting for your attention, right?"

>> No.9158132

>>9157637
So what you're gonna do about it?
Sharing is caring... You do care about me?

>> No.9158147

>>9147827
tfw no big bunda gf

>> No.9158154

>>9148159
kek

>> No.9158157

>>9148695
that pretty sums it up

>> No.9158323

>>9157637
Y-you too.

>> No.9158453

>>9156436
>>9156495
>>9158132
C R I N G E

>> No.9158862

Chainlink. Retired.

>> No.9159843

>>9147827
>"So anon, tell me what you do to earn money again?"
I make movies of myself screwing her and I put them on my subscription-only porn site.