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9146442 No.9146442 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw found escorts in my city for $240/hour

What's the catch here? I might actually book an escort everyday I didn't know it was so cheap

>> No.9146511

How much do they charge for just 5 minutes? :^)

>> No.9146524
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9146524

>$240
>cheap

>> No.9146564

>>9146442
sick humblebrag crypto king
also you gonna get the clap

>> No.9146626

>>9146442
Only good thing about my communist Maduroland shithole: cheap hookers. I'm probably fucking one this week for less than $10. 90 minutes including hotel room.

>> No.9146641
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>>9146442
Multiple catches.
>240 an hour but she’ll try to fuck off after you busy your first nut.
>Will not look anywhere near as hot as her picture.
>Will subtly indicate that she wants you to come sooner so she can gtfo, and be generally cunty to you.
All that said, still pretty worth it.

>> No.9146660

Just go to a bar and pick up a chick loser lmao

>> No.9146664

>>9146442
She looks nowhere near $240 in european prices
Possibly the only benefit of bordering Slavlands

>> No.9146690

>>9146641
>that screencap
is this why some chicks get unrealistic standards

>> No.9146705

>>9146641
>Will subtly indicate that she wants you to come sooner so she can gtfo, and be generally cunty to you.
That's my fetish.

>> No.9146730

I wish there were escorts that offered 5 minute pump-and-dumps. who the fuck wants to deal with them for an hour?

>> No.9146742

>>9146442
For $240, you can afford an 11/10 pure European girl for the entire week.

>> No.9146792

>>9146730
They do, in brothels.

>> No.9146807

I could buy a new Nintendo Switch for 240 bucks and get hours of entertainment. Shit dude just use your hand, it's free.

>> No.9146948
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9146948

Could be bait.

>> No.9146976

>>9146442
This is why you never do more than 30min for the first time with a girl you don't know to check if she's legit and not a pajet ico scam

>> No.9147061
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>>9146442
>femanon here,
>btc bull market
>every college boy is rich as fuck
>never go to the gym or even buy new clothes
>mfw I can make $3000 riding dick which feels good and pathetic faggots pay me for it
>mfw never made so much money and didnt have to work a single truck stop
>fuck a few college guys a week who I might have fucked anyway for free
things slowed down now. feelsbadman.jpg I have to dance 2 nights a week now to buy another car fucking sucks

>> No.9147144

>>9146442
the catch is AIDS

>> No.9147179

>>9147061
Wait. College kids pay you for sex? How much?

>> No.9147238

>>9146442
Why is it so expensive in your country, is prostitution illegal there or something?

>> No.9147259
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>>9146442

So you can afford more classy escorts without AIDS:

Buy EOS and SWT and trade into BTC

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>>9146641
Omg that picture

>> No.9147319

>>9147179
I do $200/hr but let them do half hours too.
only had a problem once so I called campus security on his ass and he paid me extra. He was so scared LOL. I want a different corvette for each day of the week but dancing makes me tired

>> No.9147336

>>9147319
any way we could arrange something?

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>>9146442
>$240/hour
>so cheap
lol
In western Europoor its like 100-150€/h for top tier girls.
Normal whores are probably like 60€/h

>> No.9147374

>>9147336
yes I'm free tonight. quick give me a throw away email and I will contact you with details

>> No.9147378

>>9147319
Pics please

>> No.9147389

>>9147378
um hello. sure post your email address

>> No.9147394

>>9147365
this is because 99% of women in the usa are morbidly obese or niggers.


so pussy is at a premium

>> No.9147404

>>9147319

Nice LARP

>> No.9147405

>>9147389
Post pics here now nude time stamped

>> No.9147416

>>9147374
clurustucl@2anom.com

Obviously this is a throwaway, so send me your kik or other contact info. And where are you from?

>> No.9147419
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>>9147319
Kek

>> No.9147439

>>9147061
thot

>> No.9147461

>>9146442

can i work for you OP?

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>>9147061
Nice larp. Pic related is you

>> No.9147476

>>9147365
this lol
In Colombia it is like 25 USD equivalent for a whore

>> No.9147515

>>9147144
aids is for girls and gays

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>>9146641