Blockstream insider here

[Anonymous No.9141555]

We have become very upset with /biz/. You have not complied with our plan of turning this place into the 4chan equivalent of /r/Bitcoin. We promice to punish you if you do not comply. If you do not increase your shilling against BCH and write "BCASH!" more often, we shall torture all our slaves that we have wateing for us in paradice. Some we shall tie over ant hills and watch them scream + twich and squirm. Others shall have pine splinters driven under their nails + then burned. Others shall be placed in cages + fed salt beef untill they are gorged then we shall listen to their pleass for water and we shall laugh at them. Others will hang by their thumbs + burn in the sun then we will rub them down with deep heat to warm them up. Others we shall skin them alive + let them run around screaming. And all Link holders we shall have them play billiard in a darkened dungen cell with crooked cues + twisted shoes. Yes we shall have great fun inflicting the most delicious of pain to our slaves. And some day it may hapen that new victims must be found - we've got a little list of NEETs who would never be missed.