Retarded things you've done

[Anonymous No.9127937]

>Accidentally click on Russian languages settings in the Binance menu and spend the next 5 seconds shitting my pants thinking I've been hacked

[Anonymous No.9128275]

>trying to buy a low volume gem
>Bot continues to up my price by 1
>I'll show it, I'll jump up by 10!
>Forgets to add the 5 0's before, buys most expensive shitcoin ever

[Anonymous No.9128363]

>listening to biz before realizing that it's mostly 20 something mongs who have no idea about anything other than anime and wanking.

[Anonymous No.9128384]

>>9127937
>posted in OPs shit thread

[Anonymous No.9128468]

Bought mutual funds from my bank.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9128507]

Try not be poor

[Anonymous No.9128589]

invested in a security ico without being a notarized investor

[Anonymous No.9128613]

I keep all my link (50k) on my binance account

[Anonymous No.9128716]

>>9127937
>leave my hardware wallet at home while visiting family other christmas at which point I would have sold bitcion at ATH but ended up HODLing through the dip
>tfw too intelligent to sign in to binance 90% of the time because Wow! Monster eats image!
>so paranoid I think any mouse movement that I make by accident is due to a backdoor or RAT infecting my computer and about to steal my peronsal info and some crypto
>told women about crypto

[Anonymous No.9128769]

>make google account to pay for hosting of new crypto website
>don't check that particular email for 2 months
>try to log in one day
>"new location detected. please enter security answer"
>type proper answer
>"we weren't able to verify this account is yours"
>try account recovery
>input proper month/year of creation
>"we weren't able to verify this account is yours"
fuck me for being the one person who's not careless with their passwords. never been hacked in 20 years but now i'm locked out because i didn't add an extra vulnerability through personal information or a phone that can be stolen or sniffed