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How are those farms coming along /biz/?

I just leased out some space and ordered entirely new pumps and filters for my aquariums. I'm expected a very nice ROI within 4-5 months depending on demand. With Summer rolling around though I'm not too worried, pretty comfy desu.

>> No.9127060

>still in shrimp
anon...

>> No.9127112

the bridge/river where i live usually had 1-2 people shrimping every night during season

now there is like 15 different people there every night getting these nasty ass river shrimp with their lamps and pole nets. FOMO is kicking in hard it seems

>> No.9127748

>>9127112
>nasty ass river shrimp
Crawfish. mudbugs.

>> No.9127904

Setting my farm up tonight after wagecuckin.
I hate cycling tanks, especially 5 at a time. So many water tests

>> No.9128063

Just jizzed on 100k shrimps for their daily nutrient. Will I make it?

>> No.9128091

>>9126756
is it too late to FOMO into this? What is the minimum starting cost?

>> No.9128105

>>9126756
we forked shrimp to lobster. Bigger claw size ans well as colored-shells.

Lobster farming is the real crustacean farming.

>> No.9128122

>>9128091
Aquatics knowledge. That's the main learning curve
After that like $100 to get tank setup and another $100 in breeding shrimp
Start with guppies anon and see if you are up for the world of aquariums

>> No.9128143

>>912675

just bought 100k shrimp

>> No.9128169

What's the ROI on these little sandybois look like?

>> No.9128198

Somebody tell me if this is a joke or not

>> No.9128226

>>9128198
>can't read between the lines of biz banter
You wont make it anon

>> No.9128235

>>9128198

I think OP is actually that autistic

>> No.9128264

>>9126756
Also op you do realize shrimplets take at least 6 months to mature from larval stage to sellable. I'm sure you have that worked out in your roi

>> No.9128272

>>9128198
shrimp $100 EOY check'em

>> No.9128329

Funny thing is that I am actually buying a shrimp farm in the pacific coast of Mexico for $20k. I have family selling soon and I had made that decision before the meme.

>> No.9128401

>>9128329
>buy farm in Mexico
>spend weeks setting everything up
>get shrimp babies
>take 6 months to mature the first batch
>FINALLY, TIME TO CASH IN
>get murdered for drug money

>> No.9128426

>>9128401
>not using monero to bribe the cartels

>> No.9128448
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9128448

Smart shrimporacles are crucial

>> No.9128453

>>9126756
Ahaha this is the best biz meme now i love u shrimpfag larper

>> No.9128495

>>9126756
ok i know this might soud retarded, but can anyone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF KEK, make Rick and morty meme, where rick is saying let's get shrimpy

>> No.9128502

>>9128448
very spicy anon, very spicy. ShrimLink is the future of decentralised shrimp

>> No.9128517

>>9128495
oh and rick has a shrimp for head

>> No.9128520

get comfy with stinkie shrimpies,

>> No.9128526

>>9128448
You definitely need to use oracles to check the API of the farm temperature and lighting so you can be alerted no matter where you are if something is off. It can increase your shrimp ROI.

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>>9128226
>he thinks it's a joke

>> No.9128581

>>9128198
its not a joke but you have to market your shrimp correctly

i used to sell my shrimp under the premise that "the cheaper the better" was what the customer wanted, and after doing a lot of research i found out this wasnt the case

the real trick is actually talking out your ass and making the customers think they are getting some real high quality shrimp, even if they are no different than other ones they can buy

I started selling my shrimp under the label of "gmo free organism, fed with gmo free food, humanitarian living conditions, high quality of life" etc the list goes on and on. My sales went from making a 50% profit margin on each shrimp to about 900%

shrimp farming is profitable anon, but know how to play your customers or youll be...


>sleeping with the fishes

>> No.9128583

>>9128550
I don't. I'm op from first thread. I wasn't asking if it was profitable for nothing

>> No.9128668
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9128668

my shrimp farm's coming along nicely

>> No.9128708

Shrimp are about to moon

>> No.9128720

>>9128448
How many shrimpies do I need to make it?

>> No.9128722

>>9128668
I have snitched multiple dealers at my uni, be careful with who you deal with ; )

>> No.9128725

>>9128668
>the devils lettuce

you are inferior to everyone

>> No.9128742

This is a fucking joke until shrimp fagmcgee can pics orgtfo

Cocksucker

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>>9128668
Too bad your gay new mexico grown bullshit will never look like this

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>> No.9128793

>>9128198
>he isn't in on shrimp

>> No.9128815

>>9128763
AWWSSOOMMMEEE!! I LOVE YOU MAN!

>> No.9128837

>>9128742
I'll have pics tonight or tomorrow anon

>> No.9128873

>>9128815
You need to go back.
>>9128763
So does he.
Reddit and Morty does not belong here.

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>>9128742
took this the other day while i was outside cleaning some of the algae buildup out of my tanks

winter months are the worst desu because keeping the shrimp warm and the water liquid is expensive

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>>9128815
>>9128763
>>9128495

>> No.9129016

>>9128753

Hey Or. friend.

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9129082

Shit guys the pajeets have found out about shrimpin. Pack it in fellas this market is dead.

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>>9129082
>SHETYE
>SHET
>SHIT
>mfw

>> No.9129171

>>9128495
fucking kys

>> No.9129517

>>9128581
>humanitarian shrimp
Tip kex

>> No.9130491

>>9129144
I love how the non-pajeet has a thoughtful question in response to the article and the pajeet just says PLZ SIR

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After hauling around cinderblock, painting said cinderblock, and hauling it around more the shrimp rack is setup. I still have substrate to rinse before I can flood the tanks. More to come in future shrimp generals

>> No.9130574

>>9130491
If I didn't know any better I'd say it was an expert troll. Definitely just a walking stereotype tho.

>> No.9130603

i think you have something here anon, just took out a 2nd mortgage and dumped my 401k to start mining shrimp