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If you can't, you and all the people you care about will be tortured and killed. You can make that million any way you want - legally, illegally, doesn't matter.

What would you do?

>> No.9125410

Blackmail a politician, I guess

>> No.9125425
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9125425

Buy Mobius, Sir.

>> No.9125432

>>9125387
Just listen to dan-anon really

>> No.9125436

You have to be over 18 to post here.

>> No.9125440
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9125440

>>9125387
They can't torture and kill me if I kill myself first.

>> No.9125441

>>9125387
Exponential growth.

>> No.9125462

>>9125387
buy bomb components for 100 then rob bank as suicide bomber
no one said i would have to keep the money

>> No.9125539

>>9125440
>if you kill yourself you win
kek

>> No.9125550

>>9125387
Sell your organs and put proceeds into crypto and meanwhile prostitute yourself + become a drug or gun runner for a Mexican cartel if you live near the border.

>> No.9125589

>>9125387
knee pads and pop rocks.

>> No.9125595

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>> No.9125597

Get the biggest loan I can get and buy fake cash with it on the dark web.

>> No.9125660

>>9125387

1.) go all in on AMB.
2.) wait 1 month
3.) ???
4.) millionaire

>> No.9125737

Capitalize on the opiat epidemic.

Tramadol can be purchased for about 15 USD for 100 100mg pills in Tijuana, you can sell pills in the states for up to 5 USD each, but you would want to find bulk movers for 100 USD per bottle.

485 profit for first run, repeat daily and bump up to maximum load. If you are white and cross the border every day you never get body searched even in secondary , they really only concentrate on vehicals.

Could do at least 2k pills per cross and likely get a Smurf system to be more hands off when your channel is more established.

>> No.9125794

go into drug business, already have a few politician contacts here to look after me

>> No.9125799

>>9125387
Start a Canadian porn empire by using that 100$ to hire an escort for a filmed BnG on my phone's camera, take the profits from that and reinvest in hotter girls, repeat, ????, profit

>> No.9125845

>>9125737
Where do you put 20 bottles of pills on your body?

>> No.9125878

>>9125845
your butthole

>> No.9125923

>>9125845
A womans handbag
A business bag

>> No.9125934

>>9125923
oh ok they don't really check small bags

>> No.9125938

>>9125387
Relax and buy RELEX

>> No.9125951

ask my dad for a loan

>> No.9126069

>>9125737
In Cambodia you can get packs of 20 trams for 80 cents OTC. Shit was awesome

>> No.9126107

>>9125737
actually a really good idea, probably one of the easiest ways to turn a small amount of money into millions is to start selling an addicting drug in a large scale drug running operation


anyone not familiar with the story, read up on freeway rick ross. he became a notorious crack dealer who started off with fuck all for money and within weeks was making tens of thousands a day and in not too long was making millions of dollars on an average day.

>> No.9126116

>>9125539
Go home Justin you're drunk

>> No.9126146

>>9125387
Let 1 million niggers rape my boipussy for $1 each

>> No.9126155

>>9125737
Who the fuck uses Tramadol? Synthetic opioid bullshit. I give it to my old ass dogs

>> No.9126180

Easy, unironically just buy 0xBTC

>> No.9126267

ALL IN ON ORIGAMI NETWORK

>> No.9126474

>>9125595
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME
Been looking for that vid; thanks!

>> No.9126797

Yeah if it is this year, then it is easy;

All in RLX or Origami Network or SGR, then XVG or IOTA for final pump.

>> No.9127307

>>9125387
Crypto will not lose. Just buy, it's not a ponzi scheme bro. Just buy

>> No.9127408

>>9126107
>freeway rick ross
Interesting - thanks!

>> No.9127434

>>9125387
Invent the world's first $100 time machine. Simple!

>> No.9127764

>>9125410
with $100 theyll do anything. good thinking .
>>9125387
buy link srysly

>> No.9127854

>>9126797
>RLX
hear hear