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/smg/ - Smash Market General Anonymous Fri Apr 27 05:31:54 2018 No.9117258 [Reply] [Original]

UVXY Inc. Earning Call edition.

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

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Previous Thread >>9112700

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 05:34:30 2018 No.9117284 File: 88 KB, 1000x1000, ChainLink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy Mobius, Sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 06:14:51 2018 No.9117715 >>9117258 Thank god DB shit the bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 06:21:42 2018 No.9117778 Alright boys korea is just Korea now how do we milk this for all it's worth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 06:38:51 2018 No.9117941 >>9117778 Nothing will happen unless reunification talks happen But short term wise, go long Korea and sell the pump

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:30:18 2018 No.9118450 File: 2.25 MB, 3840x2160, DSC_0234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning /smg/! Comfy rain today, now I don't have to get a car wash!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:31:39 2018 No.9118462 >>9117778 Shorting Samsung/LG/Kia/Hyundai You will see why in the coming months

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:37:25 2018 No.9118516 Spy sitting just below that line of resistance. This could get ugly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:41:22 2018 No.9118555 >>9118516 Yeah, but the NASDAQ is ripping. Today is gonna be something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:48:36 2018 No.9118617 Is lower GDP priced in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:49:18 2018 No.9118625 >>9118462 Irrational exuberance because of the peace talk ? As with open wars that never happen nowaday, I also believe that this piss talk is nothing but thin air. Nothing will change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 07:50:58 2018 No.9118643 >>9118617 >Priced in One of the biggest memes in investing. Nothing is ever "priced in".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:02:25 2018 No.9118734 File: 1.08 MB, 830x738, 1524667840852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Despite the good tech earnings I still feel a dump coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:04:53 2018 No.9118757 >>9118734 Because they were priced in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:06:27 2018 No.9118771 >>9118734 Don't worry Go long UVXY I heard they have stellar earnings which are not priced in yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:08:21 2018 No.9118794 >>9118643 100% wrong. The efficient market hypothesis says that everything that is known is already priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:14:41 2018 No.9118846 File: 6 KB, 250x248, 1523822520305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9118794 >Efficient market hypothesis

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 08:17:01 2018 No.9118863 File: 24 KB, 400x281, D4BAA46F-3132-4260-809B-D5D4CC62C838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Morning all

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:17:46 2018 No.9118870 >>9118757 >Intel/MSFT/Amazon all gap up AFTER they released earnings Tell me, we're those moves already "priced in" before they happened?

reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 08:24:16 2018 No.9118922
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Me lost $30 learning ropes of stock market trading but now pretty confident

Today me put $200 in account for pure SPY trades
Wish me luck! Chart cumming soon! Will take 1 additional chart request too @ first ask !

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 08:24:58 2018 No.9118929 >>9118462 i like this idea. but i might wait till i see an indication of things going south

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:25:49 2018 No.9118940 Where we dropping boys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:26:06 2018 No.9118942 >>9118794 This, market is the ultimate discounting machine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:27:04 2018 No.9118950 >>9118870 i was joking, but there would be people who would've pumped prices/taken positions before the annoucement

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:33:46 2018 No.9118997 Amazon is almost worth 1700 a share. I believe in the bull and all that but these valuations are getting a bit out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:34:59 2018 No.9119011 >>9118997 wrong its worth much much more amazon is unstoppable

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 08:35:30 2018 No.9119016

>>9118794
>>9118846
i dont like the whole efficient marketplace thing. at least in terms of the equity markets i think its a total sham. bonds on the other hand do seem to be much more efficient, so i guess theres something.

but with all these DIY retail investors involved, there aint no way that this is efficient at pricing things in. id say that this factor is WHAT leads us to get so overinflated all the time now

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 08:38:43 2018 No.9119046

>>9118922
Do USO

>>9118929
>>9118462
Hmmmm, I think I saw a movie by Adam Smith about how this could potentially be a good idea. If these stocks are running up because of peace talks. I don't see a large amount of additional revenue coming in because of a unified Korea. It's going to take many years for things in the north to change, it'll be similar to the situation that we can look back to of the late 80's early 90's post Berlin wall and fall of the USSR in Eastern Europe. Things took a while to develop. There still isn't even a full plan in place and most of the hype is purely based on speculation. Just because the north wants peace does not mean they're going to fully embrace capitalism.

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 08:40:13 2018 No.9119057 File: 136 KB, 750x1334, C19277B5-7912-4D02-AA0E-3D892A2A63C1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9118997 You know what comes next. Hopefully it takes another few year to hit bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:41:32 2018 No.9119078 >>9119046 Reunification will be a burden for Worst Korea But we can bet those Worst Gooks would be willing to pay to have their country reunited. Buy the pump, let it run a bit then short it before the hype comes down.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 08:42:06 2018 No.9119086 >>9119057 I think I've seen that chart before, we're going to go into a period of optimism before another new paradigm, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:42:30 2018 No.9119093 >>9119057 Yeah, the bubble diagram is never wrong.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:43:34 2018 No.9119102

You should be buying PFR instead of whatever crap youre holding. Their mainnet comes out on April 30th. Do you realize that Localbitcoins now has KYC? Do you understand that once PFR is out, people will all jump ship to avoid having to upload documents? People kept doubting the project but these guys deliver. Do you want to be poor forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:44:23 2018 No.9119116 >>9118997 if your concerned about the actual quantity of cash required to buy a part of amazon, they are probably aware of that too and would likely be considering stuff like stock spits in the future (which they have done in the past)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:45:25 2018 No.9119126 >>9119116 *you're

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 08:45:47 2018 No.9119132 File: 56 KB, 720x482, 1246D7FC-0DC2-444B-AA92-58D22E720C9C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119086 Idk /biz/bro but that chart looks oddly familiar

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 08:46:31 2018 No.9119141

>>9119046
lel they held hands and made jokes together. if people think this will lead to a re-unified country soon (or atleast before this speculation pops), theyre dreaming. or perhaps they dont understand that kimmy is a goddamned dictator. dictators are notoriously stubborn when it comes to giving up power.

personally, methinks that kimmy just wants to play ball a little, so that theyll let him have actual power, then he can be a tuffguy and not have to LARP that he has real power.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 08:54:04 2018 No.9119202

>>9119141
I mispoke, I didn't mean unification, but a peaceful relationship where yes there are 2 separate Koreas, but their economies are more closely intertwined yet laws and customs still vastly different. Similar to the situation after the transfer of Hong Kong from the UK to China.

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 08:55:29 2018 No.9119219 File: 65 KB, 500x285, CF0C56B6-3D6E-4D51-B9D8-1AE18046516C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119141 I keep wondering what my grandpa would think of all of this. RIP you commie killing machine

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 08:56:06 2018 No.9119226 >>9119046 >USO $18 by June.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 08:57:51 2018 No.9119243

>>9119202
>2 separate Koreas, but their economies are more closely intertwined
thats the part im calling bull on. their systems are too vastly different

>>9119219
your pops was a good man. that was a wretched little war and everyone forgets about it

>>9119226
thatll net me a cool 200-300% on my USO calls. yes please and thankyou

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:01:29 2018 No.9119287 File: 184 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180427-084957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >made more money in the past 24 hours in stocks than I will working all this and next weekend I really need to quit my job

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:04:45 2018 No.9119324 >>9118794 when people keep using words like "believe" and "hypothesis" you might want to consider the idea that it's all a bunch of bullshit

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 09:05:49 2018 No.9119333 >>9119243 I concur. >>9119287 You need to pay off your debts and save up a 6 month nest egg nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:08:56 2018 No.9119359 >>9119287 You need to live off your salary to eventually make it. NEVER pull out money out of your trading account.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:10:44 2018 No.9119378 File: 189 KB, 1440x2417, Capture+_2018-04-27-06-10-19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pls mommy

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 09:12:48 2018 No.9119398 File: 745 KB, 1386x2398, 20180427_080806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here plan 4 2day! Doing USO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:13:14 2018 No.9119404 >>9119378 Let us know the details so we can help

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:13:59 2018 No.9119409 >>9119378 >>9119404 >420$ Weed stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:14:43 2018 No.9119416 >>9119359 Solid advice here.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:14:56 2018 No.9119418
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>>9119333
> Debts
Don't have any, just got my first credit card last month, so my credit is ok now

>>9119359
Duh, that's why I still have a job

>>9119378
Stop chasing memes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:14:57 2018 No.9119419 File: 632 KB, 800x800, 1524338258392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119398 >Swinging cock and balls confirmed Very well done.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 09:16:49 2018 No.9119442 >>9119398 USO moves pretty slow most of the time. if youre daytrading, youre likely to be disappointed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:18:45 2018 No.9119459 Any good 3X ETFs to jump in on this morning and ride for a few hours?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 09:19:25 2018 No.9119471 >>9119459 SPXS is what I would be buying at open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:21:27 2018 No.9119495 >>9119471 I think I'm following. It'll be at a low given Amazon and Microsoft, then come back over the next few hours. May give that a go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:24:25 2018 No.9119530 HEAR just made a big jump. I have them in premarket. I bought yesterday at 4.90 Should I continue to old on or sell when the market opens?

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:24:39 2018 No.9119532

>>9119398
>Ejaculating cock on the chart
This is not the first time this week I've seen this from you. Why the meme? Though the whiteboard-like writing is aesthetically pleasing.

>>9119359
I'm a fucking leaf. I trade out of a USD tax-free account. I ONLY pay myself 20% of a profit. If I take a loss, the boss in me says "Why the fuck should I pay someone that lost me money. Get the fuck out of my office and make me money, then we can talk about payment."

Texas anon Fri Apr 27 09:24:53 2018 No.9119534

>>9119243
He was a beast of a manlet. It took me a while but I figured out his timeline in Korea.
>Army
>1950
>landed at Inchon in September with the 7th ID
>have a pic of him taken 2 days after
>fought up the peninsula to Seoul
>back on the ships or in the stockade, I’m not sure cause he did get in trouble a lot
>March up to Chosin in November
>40 below zero
>Chinese attack
>got2go.jpeg
>member of Task Force Faith (look it up)
>300 survive out of nearly 2000
>protected airfield for marines
>March to Hugnam
>get on the ship
>get coffee
>walk down ladder
>coffee frozen
>watch port blow up (he always told me how awesome that was)
>hospital in japan for a couple of months
>1951 back into combat
>various hills like old baldy, pork chop, etc before they had names
>have a pic of him on top of old baldy
>September now with the 2nd ID
>Heartbreak Ridge 1st assault
>mortar round
>shrapnel all in body and lost his eye
>hospital and surgeries
>doctors didn’t think he’d make it
>1953 all better by one eye
>volunteers to go back
>Army discharges him instead
He told me once, “the scariest thing you’ll ever experience is seeing hundreds of men running down a hill to come kill you and realizing you don’t have enough bullets for all of them.”

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:29:51 2018 No.9119596 >>9119534 >zerg rush

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:31:21 2018 No.9119612 File: 2.00 MB, 242x343, 5OTKVKF.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S TIME

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:34:00 2018 No.9119642 UUP on that Chad chart, wew lad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:34:18 2018 No.9119644 FCRE. Holy shit. Why did this not show up on my screen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:34:20 2018 No.9119646 File: 72 KB, 636x616, 563548905113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good luck dad, lots of winning

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:38:50 2018 No.9119689 WHEN WILL THE DEFENSE JUSTTENING STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:39:41 2018 No.9119703 >>9119689 But war is over dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:40:03 2018 No.9119709 THANK YOU BILLY G

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:41:04 2018 No.9119719 File: 225 KB, 666x383, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119398 Saw this on tasty trade what you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:45:33 2018 No.9119772 >>9119530 Fuck...I had pulled out. Well it's ok, can't get greedy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:46:39 2018 No.9119787 >>9119772 wise choice m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:47:40 2018 No.9119798 Holy fuck, Sony bit it hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:49:08 2018 No.9119815 >>9119798 B-but muh video gaymen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:53:05 2018 No.9119861 Whats driving stuff down today? Amazons cooked books or rising inflation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 09:59:20 2018 No.9119933 >>9119861 Profit taking. It's also Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:00:43 2018 No.9119952 >>9119861 TVIX engaged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:01:32 2018 No.9119958 Sunrun!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:02:17 2018 No.9119964 File: 195 KB, 666x411, tvix_ceo_quote.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119952

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:02:27 2018 No.9119967 >my SYF call became useless because they baffingly dropped massively. >even the volume dried up completely what even happened with SYF.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:03:10 2018 No.9119975

You should be buying PFR instead of whatever crap youre holding. Their mainnet comes out on April 30th. Do you realize that Localbitcoins now has KYC? Do you understand that once PFR is out, people will all jump ship to avoid having to upload documents? People kept doubting the project but these guys deliver. Do you want to be poor forever..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:15:21 2018 No.9120107 >>9119798 >bought bargain-bin Saia yesterday and sold it today for +3.6% >just now bought bargain bin sony >already up 2% Feels good man

reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 10:17:00 2018 No.9120123
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>>9119442
Here USO! It look like it want one more leg up! Yes daily how me haf look at it
>>9119532
Just thinking about penis things...
>>9119719
That's USO short right? Long term safe place 4 short

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:17:13 2018 No.9120130 Pathetic volume on spy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:18:40 2018 No.9120145 >>9120130 Everyday is weak volume day...

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 10:19:26 2018 No.9120152 >>9120130 annoying bouncing off me short/long zones -_- Me resistance urge 4 short

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:21:12 2018 No.9120167 >Went all in on TBBK >Bought in at 11.53 I think I fucked up. Hold me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:26:01 2018 No.9120230 File: 22 KB, 485x443, 1511812471385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eat dirt on SGMO stock offering yesterday >based company announce $8m grant today to relieve the losses These guys are alright

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:27:34 2018 No.9120251 >>9120152 If 266.1 or so comes, we drop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:31:21 2018 No.9120295 >>9120251 >>9119952 >>9119964 Thanks sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:31:29 2018 No.9120297 File: 338 KB, 585x633, IMG_0261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So. Whats the status

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:31:37 2018 No.9120302 File: 134 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180427-102942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright apple can't go any lower than this right. Buying a June 15 160 call

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:32:53 2018 No.9120321 File: 1.59 MB, 480x480, 1521738271873.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >was +$350 >now -$100 Fuck this gay market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:34:27 2018 No.9120342 >>9120302 Depends on earnings on Monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:36:08 2018 No.9120363 File: 353 KB, 935x718, overspending force propulsion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9119689 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:38:18 2018 No.9120394 I think amazon sellings is going to pick up now. The folks who bought in at earnings call are probably hitting stop losses now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:38:20 2018 No.9120395 >>9120302 Depends on whether China will retaliate for what we did to Huawei/ZTE What is certain is that Apple product sales will only go lower for a couple of years until this whole thing blows over..

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 10:39:00 2018 No.9120406 Bonds is going up again. Sell the rally...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:40:39 2018 No.9120424 why are they trying to doump et?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:41:19 2018 No.9120434 We going down boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:42:49 2018 No.9120456 >>9120395 >>9120342 At this point I'd imagine if it did poorly it wouldn't drop much farther as opposed to doing well. Priced in their concerns and whatnot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:44:08 2018 No.9120470 >>9120406 Wonder if I should pick up more puts while they've gotten a little cheaper

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 10:44:47 2018 No.9120481 >>9120470 That's what sell the rally means.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 10:49:00 2018 No.9120511 File: 34 KB, 339x417, 1518205019522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else here comfy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:49:13 2018 No.9120516 >>9120456 Its true, if apple meets expectations it will go up but people are already expecting failure and it might not drop that far. However, appl has been known to start worldwide selloffs in the past...

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 10:50:59 2018 No.9120529 >>9119534 fucking crazy shit anon. i wish these people were still around to tell us what to do nowadays

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 10:52:29 2018 No.9120546 after some successful shorts and some unsuccessful longs on QQQ ive decided im setting up a strangle and closing it at the end of the day. this market is all kinds of irrational right now. so direction neutral it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:52:41 2018 No.9120549 so what earnings should we wait for now guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:52:48 2018 No.9120551 File: 25 KB, 839x526, 1520022010104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HABT stock is finally green Time to shill it like I did with Sunrun

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 10:53:54 2018 No.9120572 >>9120549 idk i just wanna short CMG up like 30% in one and a half days. i couldve sworn no one goes into those places because theyre covered in shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:54:14 2018 No.9120577 >>9120516 Well yeah I'd get out the day of the earnings if it rises. Else I'd just ride it until I profit. I don't see apple going anywhere for the next year

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:55:31 2018 No.9120598 >>9120511 I'm down 8% but I'm confident in my strategy so whatever

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 10:56:27 2018 No.9120617 File: 124 KB, 397x355, Bear Fucking a Bull.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9120598 I hope you're not long anon

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 10:57:00 2018 No.9120623 >>9120572 ah strangles... what in the everloving fuck would i do without you? ill tell ya what. playing direction neutral saves me some grey hairs for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:57:17 2018 No.9120629 >>9120617 Short bonds and short AMD :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:57:30 2018 No.9120636 >>9120363 Im in the red on DFEN like 12%. Average down or baghold?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 10:58:39 2018 No.9120651 >>9120636 sounds like a baghold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:00:39 2018 No.9120679 >>9120636 -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 11:00:54 2018 No.9120680 >>9120511 Down 2% cause I got greedy and didn’t take 5% before the sell off. Oh well, guess I’m holding through the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:01:46 2018 No.9120693 File: 114 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180427-105957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9120636 Forgot pic

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 11:02:32 2018 No.9120705 >>9120636 You just need to hack into the orange guy with the bad hair's twatter account and you'll be able to make that thing double over night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:02:37 2018 No.9120706 market what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:05:27 2018 No.9120750 >>9120706 fuckin up my MSFT calls is what

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:05:49 2018 No.9120752 >>9120617 In fact the wind changed and I'm rising from my shallow grave IT BEGINS

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:06:36 2018 No.9120766
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>>9120693
AAAAAAAAAAA!! It's only $50, but the only reason I'm in the red this week.

>>9120705
Kek. May do that or ship a landmine to be placed during the NK/SK armistice.

The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 11:06:55 2018 No.9120768
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>>9120752
kek

failed to break resistance again

Also, I just realized that we could very well be shitposting with North Koreans in the next 5 years or less

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:08:25 2018 No.9120784 File: 53 KB, 1000x800, 1484874090542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HABT burger is in a moon mission

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:09:24 2018 No.9120792 >>9120511 Down 1% today and feeling fine. Lockheed and Adobe are my main losers right now so I'm not worried. >tfw i knew i should've sold United States Steel yesterday though >could've bought it back 14% off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:10:47 2018 No.9120810 Good morning with TVIX. USO calls are still cheap.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 11:11:28 2018 No.9120821 >>9120705 you think its a toupee? or hair plugs? i have a tough time beleiving a 70+yo man has that much hair left

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:13:07 2018 No.9120847 >Listening to K-ASMR while trading Too comfy

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 11:14:24 2018 No.9120871 >>9120821 He had that surgery where they move the follicles and his doctor gave a press conference that the nigga's on propecia

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 11:15:22 2018 No.9120881 >>9120821 Plugs probably. Baldness isn’t from age though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:15:33 2018 No.9120883 File: 17 KB, 500x413, 1513299534109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened to NRZ dropping after the dividend payout? It's on a goddamned moon mission now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:17:00 2018 No.9120906 That feel when people cash their shorts which makes the stock price go up.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 11:18:39 2018 No.9120928

>>9120847
i always listen to vaporwave when im trading. idk why, it just sounds like the way it feels to trade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcPAGXRbVgE

>>9120871
i guess that shit works then

>>9120881
no i know. but it dont help

>>9120883
yea i got no fucking clue. it drops everyonce in a while though. keep an eye on it in the am

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:18:40 2018 No.9120927 >>9120883 I got calls on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:18:43 2018 No.9120929 >>9120883 ER beat and anticipated dividend increase soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:19:42 2018 No.9120941 >>9120929 OH! Just like our based TVIX co.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:20:38 2018 No.9120953 >>9117258 Go punch a kike in the face

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:21:39 2018 No.9120966 >>9120929 Fuck. I tried to buy in twice this week and it never dropped to my limit price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:22:09 2018 No.9120976 >>9120768 Yeah, this rally right now doesnt have much steam, already overbought on the RSI. We'll be redder by lunch probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:22:09 2018 No.9120977 File: 598 KB, 808x805, 32AD457F-BD9E-4D0F-813E-4F9D6369C298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9120167 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD MAKE IT STOOOOP AAAAAAAAAA GOD NO PLEASE NO. DAD DAAAAAAAAAAAD HELP ME MOOOOOM MOOOOOM WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:28:17 2018 No.9121060 What are some good stocks to get exposure to IT and healthcare?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 11:29:07 2018 No.9121073 >>9120966 yeah i was gonna load up as well. ill wait for next week desu. not gonna buy the top. or maybe i should and just write ATM covered calls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:29:50 2018 No.9121086 >>9121060 GSK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:29:56 2018 No.9121092 >>9120966 Just start scaling in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:30:09 2018 No.9121097 Does anyone here trade commodities futures? Its like grandpappies crypto. Nearly 24/7 trading would drive me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:30:59 2018 No.9121110 >>9121060 ARK etfs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:32:40 2018 No.9121140 did tyson really say that?

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:33:42 2018 No.9121157

>>9121060
If you mean like electronic health records, there are not any publicly traded companies for this, nor do any of the big FANG companies have any idea how to break this market (Bezos if you troll /smg/ you're not talking to the right people).

To get peripheral exposure, you can look at companies like tableau, microsoft, Qlik, SAP. The data analytic part is probably the only exposure to wallstreet right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:35:32 2018 No.9121179 Looks like everyone is at lunch letting the algos "buy the dip" set up your portfolios accordingly. Trading will resume after tummy's full.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:35:42 2018 No.9121183 >>9120792 Steel(X) -14% today sounds like a good long call play. Calls down 80%

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 11:43:49 2018 No.9121284 >>9119534 The only advice my grandfather gave me was "Sometimes the fucking you getting ain't worth the fucking you getting."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:46:56 2018 No.9121331 File: 16 KB, 502x282, bart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based intel, classic bart formation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:51:29 2018 No.9121387 >Lunchbots have decided to sell

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 11:58:49 2018 No.9121473 File: 230 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180427-115720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >finally caught the falling knife So what's for lunch boys? 20mg Adderall and 3 cigs for me >Work day lunch

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:00:15 2018 No.9121496 buy OCIP if you want to be rich and buy your mom mothers day gifts. or if your cool.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 12:00:19 2018 No.9121501 >>9121473 You know cigarettes are bad for you, and aderall is for tards right?

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:00:38 2018 No.9121507
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euro is starting to show significant weakness, unable to pass 1.25. yield difference starting to explode in usa vs. european negative rates. for not muricans get in usd indecies asap

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:04:16 2018 No.9121568 >>9121501 ADD, could have started it when I was 6, waited until I was 22 And cigarettes help destroy my sense of smell at work ( grocery store butcher)

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 12:05:57 2018 No.9121592 >>9121568 We used to buy the 80 mg addys from this tard and grind it up and snort it. It was like poor mans cocaine.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 12:09:53 2018 No.9121645 >>9121592 When I used to do drugs I took aderall and read nearly all of Thucydides. To this day I know Thucydides better than most.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:10:00 2018 No.9121648
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a buffalo chicken po boy and I'm down but confident in my strategy. Short bonds and AMD right now with calls on SLV. UUP is being Chad though but I have plenty of time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:12:14 2018 No.9121682 >>9121648 having gyros and have it on CRC up and down today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:17:16 2018 No.9121752 Bull or Bear for BGFV?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:18:17 2018 No.9121761 >>9121592 this is arguably more effective than the shit people try to pass as cocaine nowadays

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 12:18:59 2018 No.9121773
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>>9121648
That thing looks delicious. I'm doing ok, these bond funds are rising which is kicking me in the balls, but I have time. Will probably close my gold long if it drops another nickle and use that to average down on these, or just buy some different contracts. USO is down a nickle, but again not too worried holding onto oil right now might average down on that too. Managed to maintain my sobriety for over a week with out even being in a rehabilitation facility. I don't know what to get for lunch but that sammich looks pretty fuckin' good. Pic related is my prediction of spy for sour hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:22:27 2018 No.9121823 File: 212 KB, 1142x796, The_Madman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HES STILL SELLING Jesus, what does he know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:24:08 2018 No.9121854 Should I buy MU? I'm comfortable holding for a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:24:22 2018 No.9121858 >>9121773 Good on you Bagholder, glad to hear it. I'm in the same spot with bonds, it's only a matter of time really.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:28:06 2018 No.9121905 >>9121773 >Will probably close my gold long if it drops another nickle and use that to average down on these literally what i just did but i just daytraded away all my gains like some nig playing sratchers. serves me right.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:29:08 2018 No.9121920 >>9121905 and worse i bought AMD 11 dollar puts for today because they looked ready to fall off a cliff. now theyre just floating around. fucking cocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:31:17 2018 No.9121958 I wanna gamble on earnings for Monday. Only interesting ones Monday morning are AK Steel and Mickey D's. What direction though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:31:17 2018 No.9121959 >>9121648 Having some mapo tofu and rib eye. Only down 1% but hope aapl moons after earnings

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 12:32:14 2018 No.9121977 God damnit kek Me broke my own rules and opened shot @ 266.3 Prepare 4 for pump

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 12:33:06 2018 No.9121989 >>9121905 I won $50 on a $30 scratch off Saturday. I was hoping for the $5 million, but I took the $50 and bought some lamb chops. Gold actually just went up another nickle instead of down so I'm still sitting in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:34:04 2018 No.9122004 >>9121823 Cool. Looks like with that volume you have to sell quite below the current market price

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:35:57 2018 No.9122035 >>9121989 looks like i might make some back. AMD just broke 5min cloud and heading down. cmon you useless fucks, jump already

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:37:08 2018 No.9122045 >>9121920 I also got $11 puts but I got time on them AHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:38:45 2018 No.9122069 File: 35 KB, 694x683, blank2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FREE ME OF THESE BAGS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:38:59 2018 No.9122073 >>9122004 Yeah im not sure how it work for insider selling of options

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:39:03 2018 No.9122074 File: 125 KB, 800x600, 10-HF07-06-07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9121959

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:39:08 2018 No.9122078 File: 137 KB, 1080x726, nasdAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go back up, you son of a bitch.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:39:38 2018 No.9122093 >>9122045 yeah i shouldve but it looked so high i figured it would jump. got em right at that double top

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:41:11 2018 No.9122120 >>9122093 God SO CLOSE, DUMP IT ALREADY

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 12:41:18 2018 No.9122125 >>9121977 I think you'll make it. Volume should pick up after lunch hour and we're probably going down for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:43:07 2018 No.9122150 >>9121648 It's ok anon. Not as good as some of your other picks. Lack of color in this lunch. I hope it was good though.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 12:43:46 2018 No.9122157 I've exited my straddle and gone full bear. Fuck this gay market

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:43:58 2018 No.9122160 >>9122120 i know. just fucking give up you fools. AMD will never stay above 11 and everyone knows it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:46:46 2018 No.9122200 EBIO isn't so comfy today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:46:50 2018 No.9122202 Fucking dump already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:47:47 2018 No.9122221 File: 498 KB, 500x281, 23sdfwer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9122157 >Fuck this gay market This.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:47:48 2018 No.9122220

>>9122150
Spooped about E. Coli still, I can't afford to get sick. I just make up for it by going twice as hard at the gym. I'll be back on the salad train next week again. And yes it was quite tasty, probably didn't need the bun though.

>>9122160
Half tempted to FUD it up on stock twits :^)

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:49:02 2018 No.9122238 >>9122202 i know. it sucks. wasted my time and money trading a flat line for half the day, and now i gotta hop in the van and go a couple towns over to play a show, so i gotta leave BY 3oclock. im gonna miss all the fun >>9122220 im gonna

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:49:31 2018 No.9122251 >>9122160 I want it to tank just so I could say I’m right. Should’ve capped my posts from yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:50:07 2018 No.9122261 BABA earnings 7 days from now, its recovering from a recent low. Do what you will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:50:48 2018 No.9122275 File: 46 KB, 259x315, growjak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >up 8% on bargain bin USAK i bought this morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:51:23 2018 No.9122283 got $2k cash left in IRA where do i put it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:51:40 2018 No.9122289 File: 85 KB, 500x600, micron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POS MU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:52:56 2018 No.9122313 >>9120784 Maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:54:20 2018 No.9122339 >>9122289 MU possibly buying NLST. Get it while it's cheap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:54:27 2018 No.9122341 File: 38 KB, 661x726, micron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9122289 IKTF

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:55:34 2018 No.9122370 >>9122283 If I had any uninvested money left I'd be buying this steel dip (X, RS, STLD) and maybe Lockheed. Maybe Bepis too, not sure. But that's just like, my opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 12:56:08 2018 No.9122378 THe market cannot make up its mind today,

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 12:57:47 2018 No.9122409 >>9122378 yeah its a fucking waste of time to try and trade this garbage

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 13:01:23 2018 No.9122467 Oil is back to unchanged. Closed my gold getting more short bond shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:01:48 2018 No.9122480 >>9122409 Big money if fucking with us, we are not going to be above January any everyone knows it

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 13:02:40 2018 No.9122497 >>9122409 looking for QQQ to bounce off its 5min cloud, then im laying down puts till close. i guess ill just set it to sell on the bell and check the damage tomorrow when i get back in town

>>	Texas anon Fri Apr 27 13:02:54 2018 No.9122502 File: 2.08 MB, 3264x2448, 675085F0-3443-41D1-BF21-6A1ED06463E1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9121648 Down about 1%

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:07:02 2018 No.9122576 >>9121854 I'm not sure, I've been considering buying some today. Though I'm only looking at the short term thinking that it will bounce back to around 50.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:07:23 2018 No.9122582 About to have a 10th fieldron, what should I make first? The Lenz or the Helios sentinel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:08:58 2018 No.9122611 >>9122582 Wrong thread?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 13:09:05 2018 No.9122614 >>9122582 Helios dude! Most Chad of the sentinels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:09:21 2018 No.9122619 >>9121958 I would say AKS will be down, because about 75% of their sale are to car manufacturers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:12:09 2018 No.9122653 File: 31 KB, 500x376, 6aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUDing AMD like mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:18:55 2018 No.9122742 >>9122220 I understand the E. Coli bit... I ended up with Salmonella a few years back. Very rough 5 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:21:49 2018 No.9122783 >>9122497 I dont understand this pumping right now. The RSI is way oversold. Maybe people trying to drive volatility up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:23:17 2018 No.9122810 >>9122220 Is there an e coli scare in your region in particular? Why not add some fruits in there for fiber lunch bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:23:49 2018 No.9122822 Why are we still here... Just to suffer. The contracts I've lost. The equities I've lost. Won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:29:58 2018 No.9122927 >tfw holding 2000 shares AMD that I bought at $9.80 I should've bought another 1000 when it was close to $9 damnit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:32:59 2018 No.9122978 I think I'm the comfiest investor on /smg/

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:34:28 2018 No.9122998
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>>9122289
>>9122341
>its a another semiconductor drop episode

Axcelis is really fucking my shit up now. Ill be down 25% soon. Only a good earnings beat can recover it now and thats not likely from all the insider selling going on.
Theres not anything even wrong with the company. Stupid cyclical bullshit, bet the Chinamen are behind this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:36:02 2018 No.9123028 >>9122978 what are your plays?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 13:40:26 2018 No.9123095 >>9122978 Impossible. There's a trip fag named Comfy and I've been trading fucked up like every single day for a week now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:41:08 2018 No.9123106 >>9122978 doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:44:22 2018 No.9123159 >>9122978 Let me guess, $8 million in VMFXX?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:50:35 2018 No.9123251 ugggh switched my REITs for amrs and now reits are exploding at least i had my eyes in the right places

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:52:34 2018 No.9123282 >>9123159 kek one day anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 13:53:07 2018 No.9123289 File: 167 KB, 902x698, 72C3BA80-6C81-40F9-8E60-184CEF7AABA5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >REGN >Lord Shkreli’s legacy bags If you want sucess and win, never invest in a company which partner is French

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 13:56:25 2018 No.9123335 File: 153 KB, 1024x677, bogs at minimum power level.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9122783 im so sick of this low vol faggotry bring the fucking bogs back.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 27 13:58:33 2018 No.9123379 File: 2.77 MB, 900x506, Boggin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9123335

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:01:13 2018 No.9123419 >>9123379 i dont even care if it goes up and i get fuking smashed. just give me SOMETHING i can trade. i was getting better gains of daytrading bonds for christsake

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 14:05:39 2018 No.9123485 File: 283 KB, 804x642, illust_61420272_20180427_000929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9121977 >have pwns in I'd >get pwned Can't me just win one on intuition T_T

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:06:10 2018 No.9123494 File: 62 KB, 659x601, UVXY 100x multiplier.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anyone know what the hell these are for?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 14:08:34 2018 No.9123524 >>9123494 Yes those are from when there was a r/s a while back.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:12:04 2018 No.9123569 >>9123524 thats what i thought

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:21:53 2018 No.9123693 sometimes I wonder what the maximum gain you could have extracted from price movements in the SPY over a single day if you perfectly timed every trade. assuming no slippage.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 14:23:35 2018 No.9123721 >>9123693 If you took the difference in the spread on every purchase and sale you'd make fucking billions.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:24:05 2018 No.9123729 jesus fucking christ i need a new computer. fucking thing just sold all my puts for absolutely no reason. fuck this. im done for the week

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:26:34 2018 No.9123769 >>9123419 NLST about to take off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:30:04 2018 No.9123828 >>9123769 why are you spreading lies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:31:21 2018 No.9123866 >>9123721 [robinhood laughing]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:32:12 2018 No.9123882 >>9123729 Lol filtered

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:32:46 2018 No.9123891 >>9117258 Came just to save that Mike picture.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:36:02 2018 No.9123936 >>9123882 why tho?

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:38:14 2018 No.9123971

Holy shit. Yuri Milner, an Israeli, Russian owns 10% of Robinhood.

>Milner believes that the internet will develop into a "global brain"—which is often described as an intelligent network of individuals and machines—functioning as a nervous system for the planet Earth.

this is some Alex Jones level shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:41:51 2018 No.9124028 File: 576 KB, 600x600, 1358373192855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /biz/ how do I buy Credit-default swaps on Deutsche Bank's senior debt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:43:23 2018 No.9124057 >>9123828 Earnings out soon and they will be good. Also, ITC ruling has not been released yet, but the court will rle for NLST in their favor in action against sk hynix. Big time gains on the horizon.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:43:24 2018 No.9124058 whelp managed to get my trading platform working again. got $300 left. puts on DB?

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 14:44:13 2018 No.9124072 >>9123971 LITTERALLY has already happened

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:45:17 2018 No.9124094 >>9123693 I saw a picture of someone making a stock portfolio for past ten years that was 170,000% up, that did that with all a bunch of companies (djia and sp500 listed )

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:46:22 2018 No.9124110 >>9124072 spooky

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:46:39 2018 No.9124114 >>9123971 To be fair it could happen, not in your lifetime though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:47:58 2018 No.9124131 give me a tl;dr on PM fags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:48:13 2018 No.9124137 >>9124057 NLST is going bankrupt and they're speading rumors of a buyout to dump their bags onto stocktwits morons

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:49:26 2018 No.9124148 >>9124137 so puts on NLST? got it. whats the timeframe for this supposed "buyout"?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:50:28 2018 No.9124160 >>9124148 >$0.14/shr nevermind. ill just let them get delisted in peace

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:53:13 2018 No.9124196 >>9123971 Blockchain is the final part of this vision

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:53:55 2018 No.9124212 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1521765768481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Almost time for sour hour. Hold on to your butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:57:09 2018 No.9124269 >>9123971 It sounds like madness, but I believe sites like 4chan are some scifi literature concept Something like a collective mind of humanity

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 27 14:57:19 2018 No.9124274 >>9124058 decided on some 85day out AMD puts. gimme a gapdown on monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 14:59:55 2018 No.9124324 >>9124269 go on ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:00:57 2018 No.9124344 what happened to the nikkei poster? I liked him

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:02:01 2018 No.9124370 >>9124344 yeah he sounded like someone who knew his stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:16:44 2018 No.9124596 >>9124148 Look for a deal by the end of May.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:20:27 2018 No.9124640 shits fucked

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 15:21:41 2018 No.9124661 We revisited 267 for 6th time today Major whale deciding if they let price fall or keep propping up fake 267 Pls whale plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:28:42 2018 No.9124729 Who here /survived the sell-off/?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Apr 27 15:29:11 2018 No.9124739 File: 549 KB, 750x750, 1524483951798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought calls today on NRZ because someone someone told me it was good this morning BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 15:32:20 2018 No.9124765 >>9124739 Where the fuck do you people find all of these images of cats using ATMs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:33:52 2018 No.9124788 File: 31 KB, 584x413, bateman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Opening a Robin Hood Account. What's my first buy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:34:57 2018 No.9124801 >>9124788 How much money you working with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:35:43 2018 No.9124807 >>9124788 REGN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:36:55 2018 No.9124826 >>9124788 CRSP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:37:36 2018 No.9124831 thoughts on TBF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:37:49 2018 No.9124835 >>9124729 I'm still up $250 today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:38:52 2018 No.9124851 >>9124765 Saturday is Caturday anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:39:31 2018 No.9124863 >>9124788 CAPR

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:39:32 2018 No.9124864 >>9124826 Good bet >>9124807 Not seeing why it's a good buy >>9124801 enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:40:27 2018 No.9124882 >>9124788 MLP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:42:06 2018 No.9124898 >>9124863 I'd agree with this. Phase 2 enrollment for their Muscular Dystrophy is starting. I've got 200 shares riding here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:42:53 2018 No.9124908 buying X calls in power hour, since they're on such a deep discount today gon' give it to me

Canadian weed update Fri Apr 27 15:43:08 2018 No.9124911

TSX halted all trade due to technical issue? Cause has not been released. Very unusual. CSE is still trading.

Overall weed was doing its usual thing lately, very low volume puttering on tightening range. Breakout in a direction up or down is imminent. Stands to reason the break will be up given the catalysts coming this summer.

Namaste Technologies have received their approval to uplist to TSXV. Shares will start trading on TSXV on Monday. Short squeeze in progress right now. The short got really greedy this week entering positions very near the 2018 low so i expect this squeeze will be significant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:43:55 2018 No.9124923 >>9124788 SLCA they're gonna take right off as oil prices go up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:44:11 2018 No.9124932 >>9124835 Same. Still up $260...but for how long

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:44:41 2018 No.9124936 File: 60 KB, 1280x720, A8fje8sL35x9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a name for the strategy in picrelated?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:45:46 2018 No.9124950 >>9124923 I'll dump into this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:46:03 2018 No.9124953 >>9124932 I'm only holding AMD and JD right now, I think I'll be good for another week on AMD at least, JD is more of a long term hold until it hits $50 again.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 15:51:58 2018 No.9125061 >>9124661 Ugh look like it going close exactly where me bought Do me.... sell now & be safe or gamble hoping it tank this weekend like it SHOULD?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:52:35 2018 No.9125072 VKTX my niggas

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:52:51 2018 No.9125081 >>9124936 Swing trading? Basically temporally longer day trading >>9124953 Yeah nice. For Chinese stocks I'm holding BABA IQ and TCHEY but it seems like only the big boys BABA and BIDU are running strong this past month

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:54:28 2018 No.9125104 File: 49 KB, 600x800, BwQO7qqCUAA-Ay1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TWTR im ruined

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Fri Apr 27 15:55:35 2018 No.9125127 >>9124936 Convergence Trading

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:56:29 2018 No.9125141 >>9125081 Yeah, Chinese stocks have been performing pretty poorly lately. I just picked up JD a few days ago when it dipped down under $35 on open, I'm betting it'll make a decent swing back up before too long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:57:02 2018 No.9125151 MCD before earnings? y/n?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 15:57:10 2018 No.9125155 File: 18 KB, 255x230, 1523472465090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALT!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:00:21 2018 No.9125198 File: 199 KB, 791x363, 1521748789936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-27/and-yet-another-wells-fargo-banking-scandal Glorious

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 16:02:42 2018 No.9125242 well how'd everybody do this week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:04:39 2018 No.9125271 >>9125242 Lost a whole bunch on Monday and Tuesday, but I think I'm well positioned for next week Learned not to make stupid plays with options

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:05:16 2018 No.9125284 File: 495 KB, 1305x1265, creepy_red_wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 I am flat REGN shat the bed I lost on all my macro option play But I get to invest another week

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:05:41 2018 No.9125290 >>9125242 up 3.0% on my simulated portfolio because i'm poor shorting banks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:05:46 2018 No.9125293 >>9125242 My scholarship contest porfolio took a hit this week and I dropped down from Top 3. This was the last week. Feels really fucking bad man, I was on the top consistently, then bogs happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:06:11 2018 No.9125302 File: 2.16 MB, 3364x3364, 1483208451185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 Yet another day of getting JUST'd up the ass. Thanks a lot ON and MU, you pieces of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:06:55 2018 No.9125318 >>9125242 Up at the very end thanks to EBIO and ALT.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Apr 27 16:08:12 2018 No.9125345 File: 113 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180427-002244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 Hehe...

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 16:09:48 2018 No.9125373 I lost 4.43% this week. Yesterday and today's Chad bond chart kicked me in the balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:10:15 2018 No.9125383 >>9125345 bwahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:11:10 2018 No.9125399 File: 20 KB, 374x393, 5FCF7BBB-6D71-43A2-9D94-1D547CF5A1E3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 16:13:52 2018 No.9125451 File: 23 KB, 667x81, Memes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125399 >>9125345

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:15:10 2018 No.9125470 File: 19 KB, 263x395, 7aa2192ae2ea7d29c5ea9581f9f6a446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9124765 :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:16:57 2018 No.9125499 File: 74 KB, 640x1136, Za Lossdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 >>9125383 toki yo tomare just when MU goes lower, like a retarded crab it just dives into a darker pit for me to follow

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:21:46 2018 No.9125562 >>9125242 Up 10%, thanks Mama Su

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:24:20 2018 No.9125596 File: 130 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180427-162252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 Based Bezos ABBV and EXPO, but fuck you CRSP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:24:44 2018 No.9125604 File: 32 KB, 1122x583, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125345 I got bamboozled by SYF and didn't jump off when I should've. Good learning experience at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:25:26 2018 No.9125617 File: 83 KB, 720x1440, ejFAW0F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125242 The first day since I started investing in boomer coins that I am not getting absolutely JUST'ED

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:27:55 2018 No.9125657 >>9125617 Shit, robinhood needs to roll out crypto everywhere already

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:29:22 2018 No.9125685 >>9125345 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:31:18 2018 No.9125726 Predictions on next week? Monday is apples earnings day, the last of the major tech companies. Isnt there also a fed shitpost next week?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:31:44 2018 No.9125733 >>9125685 he "invested" in a chinese company

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:37:00 2018 No.9125821 What a shame that all the markets are closed for two days. Now how will I get my speculation fix?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:37:50 2018 No.9125831 >>9125242 Shitty week but I broke even on a last minute turnaround.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:39:08 2018 No.9125853 >>9125821 Las Vegas

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:42:54 2018 No.9125917 File: 378 KB, 2560x1837, AnimuFire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125726 Green Monday. Dunno after that. Monday morning open on TSX will be hairy coming off the "lol technical difficulties" total market halt today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:43:47 2018 No.9125927 >>9125726 ongoing high volatility sideways movement

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:49:46 2018 No.9126017 >>9120406 What tickers are you guys shorting?

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 16:50:20 2018 No.9126022

>>9125726
Yes FED shit post incoming. If you want some easy shekels, just set some really high sell limits on your bond options. Once the algorithms start going all wonky they'll fill and you can get some retarded low orders filled two and make fucking bank off the computer's going all fuckey mid shit post.

>>9125821
Religion the speculation fill for the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:51:01 2018 No.9126034 >>9125853 No good, they'll rough you up if you do TA.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 16:52:04 2018 No.9126052 >>9126017 LQD, TLT puts, USO calls, and cash is my portfolio right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 16:57:44 2018 No.9126138 File: 82 KB, 600x750, 4chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9125733 Never again will I throw money at a freaking chink company Also how long are you all holding your NRZ calls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:02:42 2018 No.9126212 File: 562 KB, 573x2455, Really funny insightful comic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRIC ETFs, yay or nay? Not gonna throw my entire savings at it, of course. Maybe 10-15%?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:05:44 2018 No.9126255 >>9126212 Buy EZA. South Africa clearly is on par with the other four.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:05:48 2018 No.9126256

>>9125917
>Monday morning open on TSX will be hairy coming off the "lol technical difficulties" total market halt today.

More specifically on said hairyness, because TSX shut down without warning two hours before normal close, any short positions people wanted to close during power hour will close at open on Monday. That'll mean high volume spike, probably equal high volume drop, and then settle in back to whatever the market wants to do from there. Fun thing about this is that some tickers, and who the hell knows which ones, may take that initial spike upwards and keep running with it.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Apr 27 17:06:28 2018 No.9126268 Fresh Bread >>9126258 >>9126258 >>9126258 >>9126258 >>9126258 >>9126258

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 17:07:50 2018 No.9126292 >>9126052 Thanks man

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