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[Anonymous No.9116747]

> i handle you 100 dollar bill
> you instantly own 100 dollar

What is the equivalent crypto?

[Anonymous No.9116752]

Tether

[Anonymous No.9116762]

I give you 1 Nano, you instantly own 1 Nano.
t. IQ 92

[Anonymous No.9116782]

>>9116747
>I hand you a 100 dollar bill
>federal reserve immediately begins reducing its value
>government wants to tax you for a transaction
>police want to arrest you for the cocaine residue left on it

[Anonymous No.9116800]

IOTA, but you must jerk off a refugee and change your real name if you want to spend it

[Anonymous No.9117388]

trick question op but you can't fool me

>MONERO
>MUH FUNGIBILITY

[Anonymous No.9117753]

a QR code???

[Anonymous No.9117766]

>>9116747
Stellar

[Anonymous No.9117772]

>>9116747
That certain cryptocurrency that still has working 0-conf because it wasn't hijacked by developers so they could keep in an arbitrary limit that strangles the network so they can sell their second layer solutions

[Anonymous No.9117785]

>>9116747
>read the small print on said bill
>realise you don't own shit but you now owe the federal reserve $100

[Anonymous No.9117820]

>>9116747
traces of paper are left on my fingers
you didn't suspect that
I took a fee without you knowing

[Anonymous No.9117912]

>>9117785
Truth.

Fucking goys

[Anonymous No.9117943]

>wasting my time and energy to meet up in person for your filthy money.
>try to spend my $100
>sorry we don't accept 100s

[Anonymous No.9118080]

>>9117943
i know that feel. i have thousands of these hundred dollar bills but im still begging for change because no one will take my hundreds.

[Anonymous No.9118245]

>>9116747
nano

[Anonymous No.9118261]

Ripple and Stellar. Or anything unrelated to bitcoin and ethereum.

[Anonymous No.9119237]

>>9116747
not ironically this
>patented instant mobile payments
>fungible and anonymous (fork of Monero)
>aiming to become the literal cryptocurrency used to buy coffee with

[Anonymous No.9119290]

>>9116747
yeah, but then try using your US™ dollar in some other country, like Germany, and there'll be like "Vas iz dis?" or however fuck they talk

[Anonymous No.9119412]

>>9116747
> i handle you 100 dollar bill
> you instantly own 100 dollar
100 dollars of debt, who owns that debt? how do you OWN $100 again?
No equivalent in crypto....that is why i like it

[Anonymous No.9119430]

>>9116762
But the value of a dollar doesn't change

[Anonymous No.9119558]

>>9119430
>But the value of the dollar doesn't change

[Anonymous No.9119601]

>i give you 100 usd worth of bitcoin
>you get cucked by transaction fees and now have only 70 usd
>because the transaction took several hours bitcoin crashed again
>you now have only 10 usd worth of bitcoin

[Anonymous No.9119730]

>>9116747
>I hand you my private key
>you now own x amount of crypto

[Anonymous No.9119761]

>>9119601
>bitcoin crashed 85%

[Anonymous No.9119776]

>>9116782
this guy gets it

Paper money is the pioneer meme money.

[Anonymous No.9119790]

JIBREL

[Anonymous No.9119846]

>>9119290
You can actually spend your USD in lots of countries, even ones where it's not the official currency. Not Germany, obviously, but many countries that don't have a particularly strong currency.

[Anonymous No.9119961]

>>9119601
>I hand you a gun
>you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9120003]

I can cash out two butcorns daily just find an offline buyer

[Anonymous No.9120249]

>>9116747
holo

[Anonymous No.9120285]

> i handle you 100 dollar bill
>you buy req
>you now have 50 dollar bill after 1 day

[Anonymous No.9120325]

>>9119430
>the value of a dollar doesnt change

[Anonymous No.9120388]

>>9119430