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So, one morning I woke up, brushed, pissed, force shat, force-fed myself and downed my usual half pint of coffee so I can put myself through morning traffic.

Slowly crept out the, hoping I won't wake the ugly whale I thank myself every day for not impregnating (she doesn't know about my vasectomy).

Come to the third fucking traffic jam in three quarter of a mile, this time on a bridge. I look at the underpass and think it'd be so easy to just end it all now. All I'd need to do is slowly turn the steering wheel right and gas it. I know I don't have what it takes, yet, so I pop a pill and pull out my phone to numb myself down to near normie and 5 minutes into the mindless tap (and half a truckload of exhaust later) that's when I see it.

>> No.9116522

What kind of pill, anon? This is important.

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>>9116513
>that's when I see it

>> No.9116558

Adderall

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>> No.9117000

>>9116513
Type this shit up in advance and pasta it in, FUCK!