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I sat next to my crush today and she ignored me /biz/

Not even the stinky singularity could make me happy now

>> No.9098353

>>9098322
hit the gym you weakling.

>> No.9098358
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9098358

just shove a huge cucumber in your anus, it'll feel comfy AF.
and u'll instantly forget your crush

>> No.9098371 [DELETED] 

>>9098322
Don't worry if she ignored you, if you're all in link you'll end up getting fucked anyway.

>> No.9098373

>>9098322
school bus?
how old are you?

>> No.9098376

>>9098353
No amount of gains will cure autism.

>> No.9098408

>>9098376
Not completely true, as you get more and more attractive due to your gains at the gym, you get more and more confident which in turn helps in all your social interactions.

>> No.9098548

>>9098322
>Crush used to be into me
>Make moves now that she's no longer interested
Is there any worse feel lads?

>> No.9098596

>>9098358
Kek

>>9098548
Does she have the moves like jagger?

>> No.9098614
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9098614

A 14 year old has a crush on me: I'm turning 25 in may. Should I accidentally the whole thing? Why do white knights get so uppity about jailbait? She's constantly wearing clothes that express her curves, shakes her ass/hips as she walks by me and smiles at me all the time. I'm literally a faggot if I don't accidentally the whole thing.

>> No.9098686

Wtf is biz a love helpline now? Am I the only adult here??

>> No.9098721

>>9098686
Every board is filled with kids now, the common sentiments throughout the entire forums have drastically changed the last months

>> No.9098734

>>9098614
Stop boasting

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9098757

>>9098734
Thanks

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9098791

>>9098757
>>9098614
you like oddly shaped girls, anon

>> No.9098799
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9098799

>>9098548

Thats exactly what happened to me.

I met her last last week.
Then last week I asked her to a cafe, then we talked and I asked her to see a movie, she said she's too busy (I know many women say this to blow men off) because of uni
But I thought she still liked me
But today I sit down next to her in class and she's basically indifferent to me. So I cried

Sad!

>> No.9098803

>>9098322
Did you actually try to talk to her or were you just sitting there like the faggot i think you are?

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9098808

>>9098791
which ones do you want to see
I collect all kinds

>> No.9098836

>>9098614
>>9098808
>sheboons
You a wop or something?

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>>9098836
worse

>> No.9098901

>>9098376
Not true more attractivness means girls talking to you more openly and them for OP its just a matter of practice

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>>9098799
>then last week I asked her to a cafe
>then we talked and I asked her to see a movie
all she wanted was for you to ravage her but you single-handedly friendzoned yourself against her will. of course she dislikes you now, you spineless, dense waste of manhood.

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>>9098322
>Link
Wrong coin

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>>9098946

I wanted to kiss her in the movie theatre like a gentleman, not in the cafe

>> No.9099402

You sound like a complete cuck OP. Grow some fucking balls