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Whats the right choice? I keep thinking about this shit for some reason.

>> No.9096308

>>9096239
Internet, booze, drugs, tobacco = 30 points.

Find someone on the Internet to break you out of the basement. Pay them in booze, drugs and alcohol.

>> No.9096340

>>9096239
Halve payout = 35 points
Kitchen 6p
Skylight 2p
Library 4p
Gf 18p
Doc 3p

>> No.9096346

>>9096340
2p left... adding in the Garden

>> No.9096368

>>9096308
Halved
Girl-18
Workout-5
Kitchen-6
Library-4
Skylight-2

>> No.9096369

>>9096239
Money up front
The chick
Unlimited drugs

ez

>> No.9096372

I'll take the gun and a dox of OP

>> No.9096386

>not escaping down the trash chute

>> No.9096389

>>9096340

>Kitchen 6p
good
>Skylight 2p
don't need this if you have vit D supplements from kitchen
>Library 4p
internet is better
>Gf 18p
you will hate each other after 3 months
>Doc 3p
don't need doc if you're eating healthy from the kitchen

>> No.9096391

>>9096369
no food?

>> No.9096408

>>9096389
Its more about not going insane senpai.
This scenario actually goes in my head - what if I become financial independent? With the ability to do everything, will I chose to do nothing?

>> No.9096419

>>9096239
Dude that library alone should be 30 points, the ancient texts found in there and the space it takes up would be worth more than 10 mil. You could make a total kickass life down there I think this is just to see how neety everybody is. Dont get an annoying gf youll get sick of her, get a pupper and become the wisest man on earth

>> No.9096434

kitchen
skylight
surround music thing
workout
library
hygiene
mayodoctor
greenhouse
gun
i'll come out of that basement a fucking god

>> No.9096435

>>9096391
he was gonna od at some point anyway...

>> No.9096474

>>9096239
Only virgins would pick the girl over internet.

If it was a new 9/10 18y/o every day, maybe the girl package.

But the same girl for 10 years in your basement? Fuck off.

>> No.9096479

>>9096419
Kitchen
Skylight
Gym
Library
Hygeine
+1 doctor
Garden
Pupper
Phone
Half your time because spending 5 years in the greatest library mankind has ever seen will make that monetary amount nothing.

>> No.9096504

>>9096408
If you would be more productive in a situation where your freedom or choice is taken away from you, do you really deserve your privileged lifestyle where you have the ability to do more for humanity?
This is what keeps me going.

>> No.9096532

>>9096479
You don't get to half your time

>> No.9096570

>>9096532
Then remove +1 doctor and phone, my mistake misread

>> No.9096620

>>9096239
Skylight
stereo
All drugs (Why ever choose tobacco and booze)
Kitchen (can clean with ingredients)
Workout
Garden
Mayo Dr

>> No.9096664

>>9096620
Or switch out the gym for the Library

>> No.9096667

FF - 4
PC - 6
Gaem - 4
Interwebs - 16
-Consider half-
Med care - 2
Hygiene - 3

>> No.9096685

>>9096667
>internet

>> No.9096723

>>9096685
have to stay informed

>> No.9096734

>>9096239
money up front (7 points), which means you can double your money just by buying index funds and aren't exposed to inflation.

Workout room (5p)
kitchen (6p)
library(4p)
doctor with upgrade (3)
sunlight(2)
phone (3)

>> No.9096735

>>9096474
>going your entire adult prime without pussy

hard

>> No.9096739

2 Garden - an abundance of life can keep morale up, fresh veggies
2 Skylight - keep a healthy circadian rhythm, vitamin D
3 White Doc - just in case, also I'd rather not have a pajeet touch me
3 Hygiene - being clean is healthier, feels nicer
4 library - knowledge, entertainment, information for making shit
4 music - I have tinnitus, and I like music
6 kitchen - home cooked food is best food
6 Workshop - I can make shit and keep myself entertained, exercise equipment should be easy to make as well, rendering the gym option useless.

30 points total, I'm taking that 10 million

>> No.9096791

Half payment +35
Internet -16
Desktop -6
Stocks - 7
Fast food -4
Garden -2

>> No.9096793

>>9096739
Just bathe in the garden w/ water from the kitchen

>> No.9096803

>>9096793
you already have a shower it just doesnt have any soap

>> No.9096809

>>9096803
Whatchu need soap for

>> No.9096847
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9096847

>>9096809
>tfw scroll up and realize who i'm dealing with

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>> No.9096886

>>9096847
Fr you're in a basement with 1 other person
You'll be clean enough just showering and you can use kitchen ingredients to kill germs if you're that bothered by it.
And what's that DR gonna do if you get seriously ill or injured with no drugs to administer

>> No.9096887

>>9096862
Wait I swap trains for pajeet dr

>> No.9096890
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9096890

>>9096239
the gun for sure, you have to be literal chinese monk to not go cray in a box even with all that shit
t.neet monkey but id go crazy if i didnt go outside every once in a while

>> No.9096905

Half money +35
Girl -18
Money up front + stock market -7
full kitchen -6
skylight -2
garden -2

easy, would be a wonderful life tbqh

>> No.9096912

>>9096847
C'mon m8, don't just bounce

>> No.9096944

>>9096847
You know I'm right, senpai

>> No.9097002

internet 16
Stocks 7
Microwave with meals 2
Hygiene 3
Skylight 2
Because

>> No.9097032

Barry Bonds is all you need.

>> No.9097036
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9097036

this

>> No.9097042

>>9097036
Just fuck the DR
Doesn't even specify it's male (heavily implied sure)

>> No.9097092

Halved
Girl – 18
Library – 4
Medical care – 3
Money in advance and stock market – 7
Hygiene products – 3

>> No.9097107

>>9097092
>Starves to death

>> No.9097114

Half my payout to 5 Mil
Stocks 7p Total =7
Microwave with food 2p Total = 9
Internet 16p Total = 25
Skylight 2p Total = 27
Unlimited Drugs 5p Total =32
Upgraded May clinic doc 3 Total = 35

>> No.9097148

Half my payout to 5 Mil
Stocks 7p Total =7
Microwave with food 2p Total = 9
Internet 16p Total = 25
Skylight 2p Total = 27
Unlimited Drugs 5p Total =32
Upgraded May clinic doc 3 Total = 35
Dont need a girl because after sex she'll be pretty fucking useless possibly go nuts and try murder you.

>> No.9097173

Gun
Drugs
Puppy
Dr
Barry Bonds
Stereo
Train set
Camera

>> No.9097231

Girl - 18
Booze - 5
Garden - 2
Gun - 1
>Implying I'd need 10 years - 0

>> No.9097233
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>> No.9097238

>>9097231
>alcohol over literally every drug including alcohol

>> No.9097267

>>9096239
>Half it to $5 million
Internet - 16p
Full Kitchen - 6p
Garden with greenhouse - 2p
Workout Room - 5p
Pool Table - 1p
Library and study - 4p
Gun with bullets - 1p

Don't think I could survive without the library, workout room and internet. I'd need all 3. The full kitchen would also provide lots of new opportunities. I'd be pretty cozy, could chat with my family via the internet.

>> No.9097269

Train set (-2)

>> No.9097295

>>9096239
In reality companionship is by far the number one priority. Go 40 days with no contact to another human soul, look at the calender, and realize you're only 1% of the way through. Yeah, allot of people would take the easy way out.

30 points left
>Sexy 18 year old: Companionship and sexuality taken care of. And guess what, 10 years? We can start a family, why not. Kids will give us something to do.
12 points left
>Functioning microwave: You gotta eat to survive
10 points left
>Garden: Fresh air and natural sunlight are an absolute must
8 points left
>All movies and tv shows: Listen, at the end of the day we're gonna need something to do all day with our time, desperately. Boredom will breed depression.
4 points left
>pool table: This may seem frivilous, but you need something visceral to do, where you use your sense of touch and depth perception.
3 points left
>mayo clinic doctor
We need to stay alive and healthy, and anyway, we need another human being to interact with, even if only seldomly. Might as well spend our extra point upgrading him so our second best friend isn't a pajeet.

>> No.9097319

>>9096239
Full kitchen - 6
Internet -16
Library- 4
Doctor- 3
Kitten - 6

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>> No.9097525

>>9096239
Kitchen obviously (6

Surround-Sound obviously (10

Library, Pretty fucking useful for me and the DR (14

Mayo DR to help w/ the drugs and general injuries, also some companionship (17

Unlimited drugs to stay sane and healthy (22

Garden for the trips, sunlight and sanity (24

Workshop for everything else (30

>> No.9097567

>>9096239
full kitchen 6
skylight 2
music 4
weight room 5
library 4
workshop 6
pool table 1
garden 2

all you need

>> No.9097579

>>9097567
There's sunlight in the garden m8

>> No.9097583

>>9097579
replace with the (((doctor))) then

>> No.9097589

>>9097583
>Pajeet DR shitting in your wounds

>> No.9097596

>>9097589
replace skylight and pool table to premium doctor

>> No.9097607

>>9097596
Correct, now why spend 5 points on a gym if you can workout in the workshop

>> No.9097611

>>9096239

This is a good deal if you are like 15. Mayne even 20. I would be almost 40 after I got out.

It is actually extremely depressing since a lot of us most like spent the majority of the past 10 years effectively sitting in a basement.

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9097631

>>9097611

>> No.9097632

>>9097607
idk there's honestly nothing else on there that I would want for 5 points or less

>> No.9097653

>>9097632
What's that DR gonna do if you break a finger? Cut it up/splint it without painkillers?

>> No.9097668

>>9097653
unlimited booze then

>> No.9097673

>>9096239
Full Kitchen - 6 points
Top of the line Desktop Computer - 6 points
All Video games - 4 Points
Workout Room - 5 points
Library - 4 points
Mayo Clinic Doctor - 3 points
Skylight - 2 points
Total: 30 points

>> No.9097678

>>9097668
Why not unlimited drugs, including booze? Far more versatile

>> No.9097688

>>9096239
lol what a waste of time. when you add them all up, the sum is 40 - that is the joke. cant believe people still fall for this shit lmfao idiots on /biz/ are in such high frequency it's literally insane

>> No.9097695

>>9097678
I guess it doesn't rule out painkillers as drugs

>> No.9097700

internet
kitchen w/ food i want
bideo games
garden
sunlight

ez. would rather live there now for free

>> No.9097710

>>9097695
full kitchen 6
music 4
unlimited drugs 5
library 4
workshop 6
mayo doctor 3
garden 2

updated

>> No.9097716

>>9097695
"A medicine or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body."
Ofc it's a drug anon. Drugs are good

>> No.9097723

>9097716
could also easily build a pool table myself kek

>> No.9097732

>>9097716

>>9097723

>> No.9097733

>>9097723
Exactly

>> No.9097735

>>9096239
18 year old, unlimited drugs and a tv
I'm gonna have a good fucking 10 years

>> No.9097750

>>9097735
>starves to death

>> No.9098180

>>9097042
Hey man, a hole's a hole after enough time in the basement.

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9098210

>>9097042

>> No.9098226

You guys are missing the point of internet
without social interaction you're going to go insane

>> No.9098707

>>9096389
There is literally nothing wrong with doing nothing

>> No.9099100

>>9096474
$0 payout
pool table
hd camera
surround sound system
pajeet
girl
puppy
gun

put on music
turn on camera
rape girl on pool able
strangle her
shoot pajeet
shoot puppy
shoot self

>> No.9099303

>>9096239
the drugs and booze , gun and pupper. get wasted, blow brains out and let pupper eat my corpes.

>> No.9099437

this is stupid you have to provide bare minimum such as food and medical care or you will die... you have to offer a luxury alternative as an upgrade you pay with points..

>> No.9099616

>>9096734
>money up front (7 points), which means you can double your money just by buying index funds and aren't exposed to inflation.
>Workout room (5p)
>kitchen (6p)
>library(4p)
>doctor with upgrade (3)
>sunlight(2)
>phone (3)

plus
garden 2p
hygiene products 3p

total: 35 points and 5 mil in socks & bonds. BEST COMBO

>> No.9099698

$5 mil & 35 pts
kitchen - 6
PC - 6
Internet - 16
Access to shitcoin trading - 7

All-in chainlink - ??? - profit

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9099756

>>9096239
Well you gotta have food, medical care and have something to do to not lose your mind.

So for me that would be:

>> No.9099794

>>9099616
You going to buy your index funds with a phonecall?

>> No.9099832

$0 Payout

2x Girls 36 pts
1x Pool table
1x HD camera

Create 10 year porn show, become billionaire

>> No.9099882

>>9096239
this shit is hard everytime i think im getting stuck so fucking hard

skylight 2
library 4
kitchen 6
girl 18
drugs 5

>> No.9099923

>gf 18 points
i thought its free if you have a basement

>> No.9100060

>>9096239
Stock Market 7, Skylight 2, kitchen 6, gym 5, library 4, hygiene 3, radio 2, and pool table 1

>> No.9100086

Internet
Stock Market
TV/Movies

>> No.9100099

>>9100086
and a skylight + microwave

thats 30.