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9079390 No.9079390 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this pen.

>> No.9079445

>>9079390
It's not TRX.

Done.

>> No.9079480

>>9079390
It's actually a Ven.
>customer orders 100k

>> No.9079558

>>9079390
You can sell it for 1000% ROI in a year to some brainlet.

>> No.9079569

>>9079390

It was used by Leonardo DiCaprio

>> No.9079574

>>9079569
:3

>> No.9079590

>>9079390
Nah, fuck off it's not for sale.

>> No.9079606

that is a smoking instrument

>> No.9079637

>>9079390
Pen "blockchain"

>> No.9079700

>>9079390
What kind of pen are you in the market for?

>> No.9079757

>>9079445
You fail.

>>9079480
You fail.

>>9079558
Too good to be true.
You fail.

>>9079569
Proof?

>>9079574
You fail.

>>9079590
You fail.

>>9079606
You fail.

>>9079637
Too complicated to understand.
You fail.

>>9079700
A good one.

>> No.9079800

>>9079757
I've been in sales longer than you senpai
I'm real fucking good at what I do

>> No.9079812

This pen costs one penny.

>> No.9079836

>>9079800
I asked for a good pen.
Not your lecture.
You fail.

>>9079812
Is it good?

>> No.9079892

>>9079836
Yes.

>> No.9079933

>>9079892
>You win a costumer.
>But you lose your profits since that pen was worth 1 dollar. That's a .99 cent lost.
>A 99% loss makes you go bankrupt
You fail.

>> No.9079950

It will make your dick fucking huge

>> No.9079961

THE PEN IS BL

>> No.9079985

>>9079961
You fail

>>9079950
>You win a costumer.
>A lawsuit is filed for false clam
>You lose the lawsuit
>You go bankrupt
You fail.

>> No.9080005

>>9079985
There's a 99.99999% chance it will make your dick fucking huge.

>> No.9080031

>>9079390
do you hate money sirs?
use this to list your gainz!

>> No.9080041

>>9079757
>You fail.
Fail what, you butthurt nopener? You haven't convinced me to sell.

>> No.9080052

>>9080005
>You win a costumer.
>A lawsuit is filed for false clam
>You lose the lawsuit
>You go bankrupt
You fail.

>>9080031
You don't poo in the loo.
And you fail.

>> No.9080059

>>9080052
Still sold 2 pens.

>> No.9080076

it kills niggers

>> No.9080090

>>9079390
ummm it's u-uh a r-real noice pen..yeh..you can like write wif it and stuff

>> No.9080103

sign here for your aids test results

>> No.9080126
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9080126

>>9079390

PLEASE BUY MY PEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9080128

This pen does not merely write - once lit you get to enjoy the warm embrace of chilled smoke from the finest marijuana this chan has to offer, drawn smoothly through a candied exterior coated cooling channel with interior fins for maximum surface area to chill the flavorful yields. The bounty provides a window of enhanced creativity, reaching its peak as indicated by a sweet tickle moving up the body to the ears.

With your new found creativity at hand - you turn the now glowing embers to the parchment, where you no longer simply write, but permanently scorch the very canvas at your pleasure. This pen has been called a gateway to evil. Those who utter this these words would seek to keep you from your true potential; to hoard the creative bounty for themselves - but you friend, have the opportunity to taste true freedom of the mind; To free yourself from the mental chains that limit your ability to shape the world around you with profound creativity as opposed to living within the confines of the world those that would keep you from this pen have created; A World designed to strangle your ability to look beyond what is imaginary, and see the truth that lies beyond, that your mind, when unchained and without self doubt, can alter the very reality that surrounds us all.

I am giving you one opportunity to share in this enlightenment. The price of this pen is such that you cannot afford it in your current state. Anon, I believe so completely in your ability to shape the world, I will give you this pen - and when your freed mind leads you with down the path of plentiful wealth, as it most certainly will - only then will you repay me, at which time you will know the price. Please anon, I caution you but one thing. There are no refunds. You cannot come back from freedom of mind. There is no return to the simple life you once enjoyed. The choice becomes easy, however - as I know and you know, the joy has gone. Take the pen anon.

>> No.9080151

>>9079757
>Proof?
You posted a picture of him holding it you fucking nigger

>> No.9080154

>>9079757
>Too complicated to understand.
That's the point. Why do you think the crypto market is where it is?
Fucking idiot

>> No.9080158

>>9079390
Why don't you do me a favor and write your name down on that napkin for me.

>> No.9080160

>>9079390
Great team, partnerships, sitting on heaps of ndas, real world usage, solves problems, scales to a trilion transactions

>> No.9080832

>>9080059
You fail.

>>9080076
You fail.

>>9080090
ayyy girl, suck ma cock.

>>9080103
You fail.

>>9080126
You fail.

>>9080128
TL;DR
You fail.

>>9080151
That's me.
You fail.

>>9080154
You fail.

>>9080158
I don't want to give a stranger my name.
You fail.

>>9080160
None of this benefits me.
You fail.

>> No.9080974

Do you have any other pens?

>> No.9081012

Because as far as I can see you don't have any other pens on you. As a fellow businessman I have this one you could purchase just so you're not without.

>> No.9081031

No good to be without a pen on a board like this

>> No.9081072
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9081072

See this chick? She looooves pens up her ass. But not just any pen. It just so happens that she has a particular interest in the pen that I just happen to have on me. She's in the next room waiting with her ass up in the air. But only for the next 7 minutes. I take cash or bitcoin.

>> No.9081080

Pen has been in pooper. Please buy good sirs

>> No.9081088

I refuse to sell you this pen.

>> No.9081108

>>9081072
shart braaaap

>> No.9081114
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9081114

>>9081072
I watched this one countless times over a decade ago. Thanks for the reminder bro.

>> No.9081272

Sold, I win, I win.

>> No.9081961

The pen was used by Leonardo DiCaprio.
Here's a picture of him with the pen. >>9079390
Unlike regular pens, it also serves as a tobacco pipe.

>> No.9082083

>>9079390
I can use it to kill you, or kill 6 million jews

>> No.9082087

>>9079390
Why do you need a pen? I mean, what are you looking for here, what will you be doing with this pen?

>> No.9082092

>>9079445
Salty Nocoiner, tell me your secrets to wealth

>> No.9082105

>>9079390
easy as fuck bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UspZGJ-TrI

>> No.9082114

>>9079933
If it's costing you a dollar to make a pen, you're the loser.

>> No.9082254

>>9079390
So you came here to have sex with this 10 year old girl? There's a dozen officers waiting outside... that is unless you sign this document denying that this you and affirming your true identity. Oh you don't have a pen? This one's for sale.