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9032345 No.9032345 [Reply] [Original]

How many BTC do I need to undo my circumcision?

>> No.9032369

i lost 4k dollars, but a circumcised dick ain't one

>> No.9032392

>>9032345
Find a job where you get paid tips.

>> No.9032393
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9032393

and before any of you try to bring it up: no I'm not gonna put tape/some device on my dick and yank on it like some kind of fucking troglodyte. manual foreskin """restoration""" is a fucking meme.

circumcision permanently removes the apocrine and sebaceous glands, which produce pheromones and lubrication, as well as a dozen other essential features that are not brought back when """""""restoring""""""" your foreskin.

>> No.9032483

>>9032345
I'll sell you a time machine for 10k BTC

>> No.9032551

>>9032345

Enough to cause the blockchain to form a wormhole in the space-time continuum and allow you to go back in time to your birth

>> No.9032569

I hate my parents everyday for cutting a part of me. why is it a practice in america??
I remember when i first learned how to jack off it was torture, i tore my cock like 3 times because it was so fucking dry, even with oil i would still have chafing. fucking hell

>> No.9032594

What's wrong with being circumcised?

>> No.9032607

you don't, that's how the jews mark their figthing amerimutts.

>> No.9032625

Wait a few years and foregen will be able to grow it back.

>> No.9032644

>>9032569
they emulate the best peoples, the jews. the fact that fapping was difficult is an advantage

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9032661

>>9032483
>>9032551

>> No.9032672

>>9032345
99% of biz are touchless virgins. Little do they know most females think uncut dick is disgusting.

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>>9032345
>tfw I'll never know what sex is supposed to feel like.

>> No.9032693

>>9032672

Are you an expert on the female mind or something?