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[Anonymous No.9010456]

BREAKING OUT OF LOG RESISTANCE

[Anonymous No.9010490]

HOSANNA

[Anonymous No.9010498]

But what about muh 3k

[Anonymous No.9010511]

We bull run now boys

[Anonymous No.9010513]

>>9010456
TY BASED SMINEM

[Anonymous No.9010530]

>>9010456
>here breathe in this hopium
>Thank you Sminem

[Anonymous No.9010547]

8800K

We mooooooning now

[Anonymous No.9010603]

>>9010456
Now is the optimal time to sell.

[Anonymous No.9010682]

How does he do it?

[Anonymous No.9010696]

>>9010603
And then there's this faggot

[Anonymous No.9011190]

Sminem is a Bogdanoff experiment gone wrong. While the Bogdanoffs controlled the entirety of trade, they could not innovate. For this reason, Sminem was created. A combination of both Bogdanoff and Vitalik DNA, he was designed to be the perfect crypto autist.

Their plan, however, failed. Once Sminem came of age, it was clear that he was no innovator like the Bogdanoffs hoped. He was abandoned by them, left in a ditch to die.

However, they did not count on Sminem having the Bogdanoff's powers of control over the market. Nor did they anticipate his idealism, gained from Vitalik's DNA. This combination, in addition to the scorn he experienced from the Bogdanoffs, made him the Sminem we know today.

[Anonymous No.9011220]

kehua sminem ikuisesti :-DDDD

[Anonymous No.9011224]

>>9011190
>The reptilians bow to the mighty Sminem
>At first contact aliens tried to merge with the human DNA, creating superior beings that would become masters of this planet.
>The first experiment failed, no single cell could harness the raw psychic power of the alien race. The cygote forcefully splitted in half in order to survive leaving the resultant offspring with deformed features, dividing the psionic power between two distinct entities.
>we refer to them as the Bogdanoff Twins.
> aware of the failure of their creation they desperately seek approval of the elder alien race by controlling humanity from the shadows.
> But then it came, the second experiment
>Successful melding of a single entity 200% Bog/human DNA. Less deformed features and much more powerful
>He doesn't own a home or have a single ruble to his name. Doesn't need it
>Contains all the DNA information of all life in every single cell of his body. He descends from every creature that ever lived, can generate offspring with any creature in the universe. He can create new life by merging DNA with his mind

>He is said to have 500+ IQ quantum brain but his mind working at 10% would warp the fabric of reality ending life on every being that has not a multidimensional nature.
>Being omnipotent and aware of the fact he has a gentle nature and tones down his psionic powers to a minimum to allow life to exist but is diminished to a 60IQ slav-tier intelligence in the process.
>His only goal is to bring happiness to all life
>The Bogs fear this creature and try to destroy him
>Sminem doesn't care, he enjoys the flowers and the little things in life knowing that he only needs to wait until the next heat death of the universe (has witnessed two)

[Anonymous No.9011232]

false god, he brought bear,fuck off

[Anonymous No.9011233]

>>9010456
I FEEL LIKE I'M CUMMING ALL THE TIME

[Anonymous No.9011255]

>>9011224

>He mocks the twins by foiling their plan of bankrupting some Neets in an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving forum, just for fun
>for every Bog dump he provides a pump
>for every crash he provides a Bull run
> The time will come where Sminem will provide eternal green candles for all humanity ushering a new Golden Age of Mankind.


MINISTER YOU SMINEM

[Anonymous No.9011275]

who here /caveman/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAor_bMVf5I

[Anonymous No.9011282]

>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

[Anonymous No.9011403]

>>9011282
>Has cat
holy shit nice, just bought 100k