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>Try to get entry level job
>Already have some work experience and 2 internships
>Entry level job requires 2 years of experience
>mfw I need experience just to get the experience
>people told me to apply anyway telling me it was just a bullshit formality but they were wrong

JUST

>> No.8987198

experience doing what

>> No.8987208

>>8987198
having experience

>> No.8987218

>>8987155
just lie like the rest of us

>> No.8987228

>>8987155
The world doesn't work like that. Experience, talent, morals, no one gives a fuck about those things.

The one thing that matters is nepotism.
If you have a friend that can get you a job, you're 800% more likely to get hired. Now get some friends who aren't neet dumbasses

>> No.8987231
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8987231

Have you tried the psychedelic experience?

>> No.8987235

>>8987155
if you haven't sent 100 applications you aren't even trying

>> No.8987250

>>8987155
Wtf is your problem, just tell them you have 2 years of experience.
What do you think everyone else does??

>> No.8987257

>>8987228
I did. I knew this really successful jew that worked for this company and he recommended me and everything to this one really good coding job. But even with that they wouldn't hire me. You know things are fucked when not even the Jews can help you.

>> No.8987281

>>8987257
>one really good coding job
lel you must be shit at coding then.

>> No.8987346

>>8987257
>coding
Oh shit, that might be the one area where they look for talented autistic monkeys.

Try calling every company and saying "hi this is Anon, I applied to your company a week ago and just want to follow up."

I've been looking for a job forever and finally got one making burgers. Keep working at it op.

>> No.8987353

I can totally relate. Only other friends i have with good jobs all had connections from their parents friends or they fucked somebody to get the job. Experience doesn't mean anything anymore.

>> No.8987398

>>8987155
This debate has been going on since the beginning of time. I'm 34 and I've gone thru this same conundrum since i was 16. It makes no sense. How is a recent college grad supposed to find a job if they all require 2 years of experience

>> No.8987583

>>8987398
>what are internships

>> No.8987741

>>8987398

Start a nonprofit that does something similar to the industry you want to work in. You wanna work in financial services? Start a nonprofit that helps people get out of debt. Collect donations, pay yourself a salary that is commensurate with other similar businesses in terms of size and training needed to do the work, hire a couple debt councilors with the rest (or even take on volunteer debt councilors if money is tight). Run it for a few years and bam, you have experience.

Starting a nonprofit is by far the easiest way to get business experience, and all fundraising really means is sales. You're just selling improvements to your community, a sponsor's corporate image, tax benefits of donating to a 501(c)3, etc.

>> No.8987863

>>8987155
just tell them what they want
to hear assuming you are
qualified. it's all a game. xd.

>> No.8987947

>>8987231
>Have you tried the psychedelic experience?
No.
Where am I? Who am I? What am I? What was the question?