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8977949 No.8977949 [Reply] [Original]

How do I short shrimp? 100% serious. Been seeing way too many shrimp posters on here - better get out while you guys can.

ITT: Shrimping and shorting

>> No.8977975

>>8977949
Either take a freezing shower or swim in very cold waters.

>> No.8978003

fuck you, shrimps will get you one day, stupid bitch ass whale

>> No.8978040

>>8977949
what's the predtator of shrimps? mans? camels? cats?

>> No.8978056

>>8978040

I have to think something water-based. Seahorses? Those fuckers might get shrimps idk

>> No.8978075

>>8977949
Hah, fools.
>Renewable resource
>Unlimited supply
>Mating/market cycles perfected over millions of years

Go ahead, sell your shrimp. MORE FOR ME

>> No.8978137

>>8978056
>open a shrimp short
>kill all the seahorses, dumb faggots
>shrimp population BOOMS
>profit

>> No.8978231

>>8978040
>goes to /biz/
>doesn't knows shrimps natural predators
like why are you even here man?