TIJUANA HOOKERS COCAINE

[Anonymous No.8954829]

Sup /biz/ bros, I'm gonna do it. I'm flying to San Diego this Thursday from Canada, then I'm going to cross the Tijuana border, rent a room in the hotel above the Hong Kong strip club, and I'm going to party hard.

I'm doing this because last time I made a suicide thread here this was recommended to me, and I decided fuck it, I have some crypto money left and I might as well blow it and see if I still want to off myself. Anyone bizraelis gonna be in the area? Would love to meet some people. If not, got any tips? Advice? Things to do in San Diego or Tijuana? My main goal is to live like a rockstar, hookers and coke. Maybe I will find a reason to live.

I'll try to post some pics here for the lulz later on.

[Anonymous No.8954859]

Godspeed anon, Godspeed

[Anonymous No.8954887]

>>8954829
Mushrooms anon, eat mushrooms

[Anonymous No.8954891]

>>8954829
Don't get so rowdy that you get robbed. Stay on point. Hookers and crooks will get ya if you slip up.

When cola is cheap like in Mexico its easy to go overboard. If you start throwing up its time to stop. (Ideally you should stop before getting to this point)

Overall, just be smart and dont be dumb. Enjoy brah.

[Anonymous No.8954898]

>>8954829
Are you in Vancouver? I'm visiting next month and want to fuck some QTs. What tips ya get, even if it's asain exchange chicks.

[Anonymous No.8954918]

>>8954829
Bro it is fucking gross down there. Just goto Vegas and try to make mad gains.

[Anonymous No.8954941]

>>8954829
word of advice, don't settle for a hooker just because she looks hot. settle for one that you actually jive with, has the same attitude and fun to be with. once that's setup, ask her to recommend friends for threesomes. be friends with the ones you enjoy fucking and being around with. never trust the others, only trust your gut when making decisions. also, if possible don't bang them on your hotel room, rent a cheap place for fuck sessions instead. it's safe they do not know where you live.

[Anonymous No.8954957]

>>8954829
Damn bro, you're actually doing it? As long as you don't kill yourself. Honestly I would have recommended SEA but Tijuana is cool I guess. Much more physically dangerous though, be careful.

When you nut think of me and my post.

[Anonymous No.8954960]

>>8954918
Yeaaah. This.

You are wanting to go to a very dangerous, dirty place that hates Americans. You can literally do all of the things you want in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.8954964]

Good luck, fella

[Anonymous No.8954977]

>>8954964
Literally want her to squeeze my dick off with those thighs

[Anonymous No.8954986]

colombia is a better option. better whores and cheaper drugs

[Anonymous No.8954987]

>>8954829
Dont off yourself. Live and get sweet out of spite for the rest of the world. Fuck em make it for yourself

[Anonymous No.8954995]

I’ve wanted to go to TJ to fuck hookers at Hong Kong but never got around to it because I don’t have a passport. I used to live in LA.

Either way, stay safe and aware of your surroundings at all times. Also don’t be a faggot and kill yourself. Just blow off some steam and bust some nuts. You should feel better after you let that sexual tension out

[Anonymous No.8955013]

>>8954918
this. why would you go to fucking mexico?

[Anonymous No.8955023]

>>8954987
>>8954995
Do agree, suicide is the dumbest possible option unless you are begging for food and drinking your own urine.

You know... if you really don't give a flying fuck anymore you could always sell drugs. That's what... uh... my friend did.

[Anonymous No.8955052]

>>8954829
Haha I remember that thread. Good for you man, enjoy. Make sure you fuck a big ass whore one night and fuck a big titty whore the next night.

[Anonymous No.8955055]

>>8954918
>>8955013
I mean its way, way cheaper. I have $27,000 dollars left, I figure I'll spend about $4,000 for the week that I'm there, although I made decide to stay longer. I can always go to thailand or colombia or vegas or wherever later on.

[Anonymous No.8955076]

>>8954829
San Diego Zoo is awesome, Cabrillo point has a great view and you might see fighter jets landing, The Coronada on Coronado is an awesome hotel, if you're into tattoos you got Tahiti Felixs shop the oldest on the west coast that is full of original works from legends and the U.S.S Midway and the Maritime museum I enjoyed. Don't know about strange Mexican poon tang though went with my big titty Jewish girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.8955079]

>>8955055
Checked get wrecked. Fuck till your head hurts. Proud of you anon

[Anonymous No.8955083]

>>8955055
and i'm just saying if you don't play your cards right you may get cartel'd.

Go do those other things first, seriously.

[Anonymous No.8955094]

>>8954829
I’ll be there let’s meet up

[Anonymous No.8955103]

>>8955076
It really is the best zoo in the country. I remember going there as a kid and doing the tram tour and watching a pack of lions eating a fucking zebra. Seeing it on discovery channel is one thing, watching them hunt IRL is fucking epic.

[Anonymous No.8955112]

>>8954964
>brap thread in /biz/ now

[Anonymous No.8955155]

>>8955094
Cool, I just made this email, send me a message.

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.8955181]

>>8955155
You guys should pitch in on a security team.

[Anonymous No.8955195]

and no I don't mean hire the Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.8955287]

You guys are fucking pussy little bitches

Hong kong tijuana is what vegas should be

$80 to have the dimest fucking 19 year old bitches suck ur balls and gurgle your cock.

Cops are paid off to keep it safe it’s a business faggots.

The don’t even look mexican. Blonde and look like Jynx Maze and melanie rios. Maybe you faggots shouldn’t leave the house tomorrow too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.8955304]

>>8955055
Wait, you think Mexico is cheaper than Thailand? Flight cost aside, Thailand is much cheaper... I was going to make a joke about not going home with a tranny but obviously everyone on 4chan is a master at identifying "that".

[Anonymous No.8955313]

>>8955103
They don't feed zebras to lions in the zoo you either never went or have a false memory either way I seen 2 rhinos fucking in the safari

[Anonymous No.8955316]

>>8955304
The whores are way cheaper and much hotter unless you like fucking slit eye rong dong gooks

fag

[Anonymous No.8955350]

>>8955287
Ok anon let me express my reason for concern:

I am an ex-socal resident who was going down to Mexico as white male since late 80s. I went there for my 16th birthday and my 18th. Pops took us.

We would go fishing and drink and just fsu. Then towards the last couple trips I went (early 2000s) everything got way more shady. Federales followed us everywhere, we got stopped and nearly shook down at every checkpoint.

I havnt been in well over a decade so I may not know how things go now but maybe they like us now with Trump in power.

[Anonymous No.8955362]

>>8955313
In the SD zoo they have a giant savanna with all of the different animals. When I went back early 90s there was no kind of separation from the African animals.

[Anonymous No.8955385]

>>8954829
Have you done coke or even fucked a woman before? I have a strong feeling you're gonna spend $100 on 1 gram (LOL) and stay in your room for a whole night before you fuck off back to your home country.

[Anonymous No.8955421]

Ok clearly OP is set on his intent.

All I have to say is please take pictures of the whores so we can judge you.

[Anonymous No.8955442]

>>8955385
This. You can't go from full autismo shutin neet to tijuana party animal in a day. Dude's gonna get irritable and anxious around 10PM

[Anonymous No.8955452]

>>8954829
how easy is it to just go somewhere and do cocaine and fuck whores and not get in trouble at all?
and also logistically, finding the right people to set it up and shit

t.21 yr old with not much life experience

[Anonymous No.8955462]

>>8955385
no.lol. oh well, i can always OD on barbituates if I pussy out.

[Anonymous No.8955467]

Don't do that anon, take ayahuasca instead

[Anonymous No.8955473]

>>8955452
hong kong tijuana

[Anonymous No.8955499]

here i am mad about doing my taxes and this faggot is literally going to some shithole country to party by himself (he's going to get robbed and revert to his neet ways and still kill himself without a penny to his name)

I am going to have another glass of jameson and be glad my life hasn't spiraled into meaninglessness to the point where I'm pursuing a party in a 3rd world country to save my life. Cocaine is what made me unhappy. It's not going to save you anon

[Anonymous No.8955507]

>>8955473
what i just go to that website, contact them and set it up through them
and i can literally do cocaine and fuck whores there?
then just come back home to america after a few days?

[Anonymous No.8955518]

>>8955452
It's pretty easy. If you have money and go to the right place you can have any kind of time you like.

[Anonymous No.8955532]

>>8955287
damn that sounds dope. do you need a passport to go down there or ID will work? I don't have a passport and I heard the border patrol will harass you if you trying to go back into US

[BnB a No.8955545]

The fags replying don't know shit!! i've been going to TJ since early 2000's TJ had a bad rap a few years ago but now its much better. The red light district is safe The cops got that on lock. they want the tourist to feel safe while there. Now lets talk about the girls. Most of them speak english and are hot! that's probably because a good amount of them go to SDSU or the other uni.. i know because i would ask them how they know english so well. Most girls go there for the weekends make $$ and come back to the US. and yes they do look like 10+. I call it heaven on earth and as long as you don't act like and idiot the cops won't mess with you. Just in case always have a few $5 and $10 at the ready as shake down money.. FYI $4K for the week is too much! Get a nice room at a nice hotel and there is also Uber. you cant bring them home plus i wouldn't recommend it. You have plenty of money left to take it easy and enjoy live for a week or two then you'll see that life is worth living....stay safe , be cool and have fun.

[Anonymous No.8955556]

>>8955532
>>8955545
I'll ask you this too. Do you need a passport or will ID work fine?

[Anonymous No.8955558]

>>8955532
Never needed one when I went but different times ect.

Not sure why in fuck a government i.d. like a license wouldnt work unless Mexico wants to see "international" i.d.

[Anonymous No.8955579]

>>8955545
Trips confirms.

You are the second person in chat who's gone recently so I dunno. I'm just saying stay in the green zones there. Good people will tell you not where to go.

[Anonymous No.8955584]

>>8955499
I guarantee i’ve made 30x u have

hong kong tijuana literally a life hack

don’t leave the house tmrw faggot u might die

[Anonymous No.8955597]

>>8955545
>Just in case always have a few $5 and $10 at the ready as shake down money..

You really have been lol

[Anonymous No.8955598]

>>8955507
lol ur fucking retarded just stay home and fap you’ll die

[BnB a No.8955606]

bring your State Id and your birth certificate you don't need a passport...i was there (Ensenada) two weeks ago with my girl and kid . They don't have passports only ID and birth certificates. They wont harass you they'll just remind you that you need to have one but thats BS... there are tours as well taco and beers tours check it out on Yelp and again there is Uber too.

[Anonymous No.8955613]

Keep the rest in your fucking shoe

[Anonymous No.8955615]

@op you could also come to germany where prostiution is legal aswell. europes biggest brothels with italian, russian, romanian 10/10 qts for 50 euros.
clean cocaine aswell fresh imported from rotterdam harbour nearby.

i would legit guide you for days and you would have the time of your life. not even memeing.

[Anonymous No.8955634]

>>8955598
its a yes or no nigger

[Anonymous No.8955655]

>>8955462
just don't do any of the coke until you meet the hookers. have them do it with you. it'll help get the party started. just do some bumps and you'll be good to go

[Anonymous No.8955657]

>>8955613
Thanks for the concern my friend, I read all your posts, but I'm doing it. I have to.

[Anonymous No.8955663]

>>8954995
You can get through with just a drivers liscense honestly bro, as long as you’re not brown lol.

[Anonymous No.8955691]

>>8955615
You guys overcharge for everything though, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.8955698]

>>8954829
In San Diego, go hang out in Ocean Beach. Chances are you might be able to meet some cool people there who will accompany you to Tijuana. OB is one of those neighborhoods that has the old California style that existed in the 50s. It's mostly white. Like a mix of Beach Boys and Grateful Dead with amazing food and beautiful women. Chill out and relax in Ocean Beach, then do cocaine and fuck hookers in Tijuana. After you've had your fill, come back to Ocean Beach and smoke some weed and eat some sushi

[Anonymous No.8955706]

>>8955657
I understand. When I was down there on my 18th birthday a tranny gave me a hickey and it ruined a 2 year relationship I had when I came back. No larp.

Mexico is indeed adventurous.

[Anonymous No.8955714]

>>8955634
yes fucking faggot

fuck off

i’ll contact u

[Anonymous No.8955715]

>>8955350
kek

[Anonymous No.8955716]

>>8955698
Ocean Beach is pretty chill. Got a nice hippy vibe. I one time saw a guy whip his dick out and start pissing on the street. Then got a burger at Hodad's. Interesting times. Like a hippier version of Venice

[Anonymous No.8955719]

>>8955615
>cocaine and hookers tour guide

this anon's gonna make it

[Anonymous No.8955729]

>>8955691
>overcharging
nigga u high?
its a taxable job with highest grade security and weekly tested whores, 50€ for 45 minutes

the cocaine will obviously be more expensive though but i doubt op needs that much anyways kek

[BnB a No.8955733]

you could get through without any type of ID but it will be a long wait. They'll need to verify your social and DL that you verbally tell them. Or you could always pay for a 1 day tourist pass I forgot to bring my green card one time and they told me i could purchase a 1 day tourist pass for a couple of hundred bucks.

[Anonymous No.8955757]

>>8955729
Is the tested whores real? No memeing?

Adds a shit load of value.

[Anonymous No.8955775]

>>8955757
tested

[Anonymous No.8955788]

>>8955757
of course it is. this is germany after all.

the negative of that is that they wont blow you without a rubber though in top tier places where they tested.

[Anonymous No.8955807]

>>8955452

It is easy. In Mexico it is extremely easy to the point that exercising the self control not to do it is the more difficult option

[Anonymous No.8955813]

>>8955584
you will never make enough money to buy all the memories of things you missed out on in high school and college. You will never be respected in a work place. Women will never be attracted to you. You made enough money to buy the women you could never charm. That's all I need to know. Talk to me about wealth when you can put your kids through college without batting an eye

[Anonymous No.8955820]

>>8955499
this bizraeli literally wants to fucking kill himself. He is at rock bottom and his life cannot get any worse. Maybe doing blow and fucking hookers will help him realize that there is much pleasure to be had in life and killing oneself is wrong

[Anonymous No.8955824]

>>8954829

Don't take a car to TJ.

If you wana kick it lmk I live in La Jolla.

[Anonymous No.8955835]

>>8954829
lmao. I hope this is real

[Anonymous No.8955856]

>>8955788
Life's a gamble I guess... to Tijuana.

kek

[Anonymous No.8955863]

>>8955820
sounds like he needs a job that gives his life purpose, he needs some real friends, and a female who loves him. Partying and women never came hard to me so maybe I don't understand what the deal is. Get cocaine in your hometown and fuck a girl you know. Sounds way more fun than some degenerate shithole.

[Anonymous No.8955871]

>>8955835
Why wouldn't it be? What is the greatest adventure of your life anon?

[Anonymous No.8955880]

Welcome to Tijuana
Tequila Sexo Marijuana

[Anonymous No.8955890]

>>8955824
Damn son the butthole of SD.

I have a buddy who makes 150k and livers there for tech business tho.

Are you hispanic?

[Anonymous No.8955896]

>>8955813
i can

fag

[Anonymous No.8955907]

>>8955863
Same here but im middle age got all that drug shit out of my system before 25. I lived vibrantly.

[Anonymous No.8955914]

>>8955890
la jolla is not the butthole of SD are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.8955922]

I was planning on visiting California sometime this fall from Canada. I guess Tijuana for a day or two became part of my plan.

I haven't travelled since 2010 (due to work, school, etc) and I have $60k sitting my bank account. I don't pay rent and haven't had much of a social life since finishing college.

[Anonymous No.8955944]

>>8955896
but the best you can do is going to third world countries to get drugs and get laid? something doesn't add up

[Anonymous No.8955966]

>>8955914
I mean.... i guess every neighborhood is different.

Isn't it like 70% Hispanic?

[Anonymous No.8955993]

>>8955944
i don’t pay them for sex i pay them to leave

[Anonymous No.8956008]

>>8954829
hookers and coke are 2 of the greatest things on this earth. you're gonna make it anon. have fun.

[Anonymous No.8956023]

>>8955993
People love to repeat this line like they're chads n shit, but for most people who say it, it isn't true.

[Anonymous No.8956029]

>>8956023
who hurt you

[Anonymous No.8956030]

>>8955863
>sounds like he needs a job that gives his life purpose, he needs some real friends, and a female who loves him

You sound like baby boomer or older Gen Xer. I'd be willing to bet money you are over 35 years old, maybe even 40. The fact is that those things you listed are not hard to come by. OP clearly isn't dumb, he turned a few grand into $27k. He has money, hell he probably already has a good job. That means absolutely nothing in this day and age when it comes to finding real friends a worthwhile woman.

The hookers in Tijuana are probably more upstanding and moral than most of the roasties he could swipe right for on Tinder in his hometown

[Anonymous No.8956045]

wait, did OP read this and is now larping?
https://nextshark.com/tijuana-suicide-cocaine-hookers-reddit/

[Anonymous No.8956047]

>>8955556
Passport.

And dont fucking lose it either.

[Anonymous No.8956051]

fucking doing cocaine man, find some shrooms and acid. then do cocaine.

[Anonymous No.8956066]

>>8956047
for sure thanks anon.

>>8956045
btw this is just an example. don't fucking kill yourself OP just have some fun

[Anonymous No.8956069]

>>8956045
I read it and I'm copying it. It was shown to me in the last thread that I made.

[Anonymous No.8956078]

>>8956047
Where does it say in the law I cannot re-enter the United States as a citizen with state-issued DL

[Anonymous No.8956082]

>>8955076
is this nigga seriously giving basic ass san diego tourism tips? he's going to mexico to fuck hookers and do cocaine you're over here talking about maritime museums? fuck anon. I hate you. get out.

[Anonymous No.8956087]

>>8954829
lol im slightly jealous youre going to have the time of your life

make sure you give us the update thread

[Anonymous No.8956102]

>>8956082
You obviously do not know how to have a good time as a white man.

[Anonymous No.8956109]

>>8956069
dude don't fucking try to kill yourself seriously. just have fun. why so depressed anon

[Anonymous No.8956116]

>>8956087
Yeah just post the whores and pictures of the bars thanks

[Anonymous No.8956120]

>>8956029
Plenty of people, but I happen to be a person who can legitimately use that shit because I can not for the life of me get a fuck buddy to leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.8956126]

>>8956047

Last i went to TJ was last month. With a passport and my DL.

Im part mexican with shitskin and my cousin is also like me except he came out white with a european face. Both of us tried the ID method and both times we were asked if we had a passport.

I even seen black guys trying to cross with a DL and these dumb fucks just dont know.

If you got a passport bring it. Fuck taking your id and birth certificate. Passport all the way.

Btw, dont piss off the border patrol asshole.

[Anonymous No.8956136]

I spent 5k in vegas and lived like a fuckin celebrity even fucked a C list celebrity lol

if you know what youre doing you can stretch that 20k veeeerry far in Vegas...im actually going again early next month if youre not a complete weirdo racist I'd hang with you

[Anonymous No.8956159]

>>8955518
yeah except if you walk around TJ by yourself with a wad of cash in your wallet like a sperg you're gonna get fucked but not in the way you want

[Anonymous No.8956182]

>>8956120
Do you realize how many lonely girls are out there? Use your head and figure out where to find (((them))).

[Anonymous No.8956201]

>>8955452
its easy if you have even just a couple thousand to spend. but i dont know if i would recommend doing it at 21 with no life experience..especially if youre alone
at 25 was my first experience and i had 2 friends with me honestly one of the funniest times of my life and i was experienced enough to be safe

[Anonymous No.8956215]

>>8956126
You really don't understand white privilege and I don't expect you to.

White face and a state driver's license works.

[Anonymous No.8956240]

>>8956159
We are in agreement

Have you been though?

[Anonymous No.8956257]

>>8954986
and then you get scopalomined

[Anonymous No.8956260]

>>8956136
name the celebrity

[Anonymous No.8956265]

>>8956102
your girlfriend looking over your shoulder as you type that pussy? this is a quality coke and hookers thread you're stinking up the place with this retarded normie bullshit

[Anonymous No.8956286]

Hide whatever cash you have in place the cleaning ladies won't even look for it. In an air duct, ceiling tile ect. Put some dummy money in the safe in your room. Try not to get daterape dugged. GL anon.

[Anonymous No.8956297]

>>8956265
did you even read my posts? I partied for 10 years of anything goes.

Girlfriends are for cucks.

[Anonymous No.8956309]

>>8956286
shoe.

[Anonymous No.8956321]

>>8956309
Inside sock desu

[Anonymous No.8956334]

wow you guys are literally fucking pussies

i’m gonna year it up with anon

when i’m through with him

he will kill himself

keep u brahs updated

[Anonymous No.8956350]

>>8955863
>buy cocaine in canada and fuck one of the many single girls you know waiting on standby
1) the guy is probably autistic
2) some of these hookers in mexico are hotter than any girl you've ever fucked I guarantee
don't talk about shit you don't know

[Anonymous No.8956360]

>wanting to fuck Mexicans
>wanting to do cocaine

You have awful tastes in women and drugs, OP.

[Anonymous No.8956369]

>>8956350
1) a lot of you are autistic
2) they have had at least 500 dicks a piece

[Anonymous No.8956378]

>>8956369
so have you

fuck off

[Anonymous No.8956383]

>>8956360
whatcha thinking?

swede girls and ectasy?

[Anonymous No.8956392]

>>8956378
ive what

[Anonymous No.8956408]

>>8956240
not TJ but i've fucked hookers in cabo a few times. very hot and good price. as other anons have said just hide a few $20s in your shoe or somewhere in case you get shook down by cops. they will let you get away with anything if you have money. don't stray far from crowded areas.

[Anonymous No.8956417]

>>8956392
you’ve swallowed 500 autistic dicks

u sum kind of fucking retard?

bish

[Anonymous No.8956423]

>>8956408
Yep, just don't tell them you have no money. They know you do. Honestly keep your plastic hidden at the room too.

[Anonymous No.8956435]

>>8956417
Mexican detected

[Anonymous No.8956442]

>>8956369
1) guarantee i'm more chad than you and I love a good hooker
2) who cares you're wearing a rubber and you don't even know her name

[Anonymous No.8956450]

What if police bust you with cocaine? Can you buy your way out of that easily? Not scared of anything more than Mexican jail.

[Anonymous No.8956466]

im not far from toronto only been a couple times but im pretty sure you can party hard there too

[Anonymous No.8956475]

>>8956450
Uh yeah 100%

I don't think there's a police force in the world that takes more bribes than the Federales

[Anonymous No.8956481]

>>8956450
They can fuck you up financially though, lowball the fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.8956483]

>>8956182
I mean that my fwbs always try to turn it into something more.

Hence the: "I pay them to leave" line.

[Anonymous No.8956487]

>>8956450
99% of the time yes you may find that one non corrupt cop down there but not likely. these people are in poverty $100 is life changing

[Anonymous No.8956491]

>>8956475
What would that cost me? Say I got walked in on while buying an 8ball.

[Anonymous No.8956502]

>>8956360
yea OP needs to try taking acid and fucking anime body pillows if he's looking for meaning in life

[Anonymous No.8956513]

>>8956483
thats cool. i wasnt arguing with you about that line. i like it.

youre looking for a diff anon

[Anonymous No.8956532]

>>8956513
No I know, I just thought you misunderstood me.

[Anonymous No.8956544]

>>8956030

so that makes you what? 16?

[Anonymous No.8956552]

>>8954829
have fun, but cool it on the cocaine. depression is gonna be x10 worse afterwards if you go overboard

[Anonymous No.8956564]

>>8956491
Just always carry around $25 to hand them within a few seconds. Keep the 100s you are going to give the bartender and whores in your sock.

Idea here is if you pay federales off, they arent gunna search your ass. Just dont try to be that pretentious gucci wearing American or you deserve to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.8956599]

>>8955467
This. Do it.

[Anonymous No.8956609]

>>8954829

Good luck on your quest for hookers and cocaine OP.

and don't worry about the losers talking about seeking higher meaning, we all know there is none.

Godspeed anon, and wear a condom just in case you don't want to die after all this. If all goes well, I'll be on the same shit after 2020.

[Anonymous No.8956635]

>>8955863
Go easy on him lol
The guy is prime r9k material after all

[Anonymous No.8956638]

>>8956082
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.8956647]

>>8954829
Go to Osho ashram in India. It's in Pune. Or do any of his programs in Canada.

Suicide is an utterly stupid idea. You want to do it because you are not able to master your mind and emotions. You are enslaved by then rather than they being your slave. Suicide is not the solution.

[Anonymous No.8956652]

>>8955993
Looooool

[Anonymous No.8956742]

>>8954829
Good luck OP.

Have thought about doing the same thing myself.

[Anonymous No.8956759]

op you are going to make it. just dont bring your car into mexico and keep your valuables hidden in your room. and everyone is out to scam you. never ever give someone a big bill expecting change. have fun fucking 10/10 whores for like a eighty bucks.

[Anonymous No.8956800]

You know what will make you change your mind about offing yourself? Having 8 Mexicans set you on fire and then peel your face off before hanging your headless body on an overpass. Stop. Don't be a suicide guy. Nothing is that bad and people care about you. Life is ups and downs. Shit man, how about feeding some homeless on that money or going on a Disney cruise?

[Anonymous No.8956872]

>>8954829

>>8956800 is right

[Anonymous No.8956934]

>>8956136
>if youre not a complete weirdo racist

why would he want to hang with a soy faggot

[Anonymous No.8956951]

>>8956934
lmfao

[Anonymous No.8956953]

>>8954829
Fuck you all.

People have become so sissies in this age. They cant handle something and they want to off themselves or need drugs and hookers to freak out on. There is no inner power, no mastery.

Where is the time and age gone when people used to have spiritual power to face anything worldly and other worldly. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.8956973]

>>8956953
>so sissies

[Anonymous No.8956984]

>>8954829
Make a tripcode and keep us updated bro. Maybe a few pics?

[Anonymous No.8956985]

>>8956800
Sensible.

Disney cruise may be enough to shift his mindset

[Anonymous No.8957004]

>>8956953
You don't know anything.

[Anonymous No.8957012]

>>8954891
>Don't get so rowdy that you get robbed.
Like you have to get rowdy at all
>get told white powder is cocaine
>it's actually heroin
>pass out
>wake up robbed
Have fun.

[Anonymous No.8957017]

>>8956953
t. pic related

[Anonymous No.8957028]

>>8956953

^this is literally the age old constant battle of being a man. so stfu, with your mythical age bs, 'mastery' is an ideal, 'spiritual power' is an ideal. people 2000 years ago were just as lost as they are now, except poor and gross.

Have fun with youre trip OP. nake sure you set the price first, and pay AFTER lmao

[Anonymous No.8957032]

>>8957012
Trying to tell op for hours he's best learning social degenerate skills in Thailand but he insists Tijuana.

You know, some people here actually want to learn.

[Anonymous No.8957039]

>>8956953

[Anonymous No.8957064]

OP, if serious, please post under a trip and keep us updated.

[Anonymous No.8957101]

>>8957064
The hoes and the bars

He knows

[Anonymous No.8957165]

>>8954829
OP I've done Zona Norte a few times. Last time was 5 years ago. Always a good time, but I always went in and out of Mexico before sundown. get the scope about hotels stay from other anons.

drive or take the train down to san yisdro. if you drive into Mexico you need to get mexican insurance I think. more reasons for the police to fuck you if you don't. I like to walk into Mexico though the border. there was never a passport check when on the mexican side. you can literally walk in Mexico and disappear into tijuana. shits not a meme. just don't look like a fucking fool and dont't make eye contact with the border guards (they have really big fucking guns).

Make your way over to Calle Coahuilla street. I think its like a 15-20 min walk from the border. Walk towards the bridge. don't look make eye contact with the bums living below the bridge.

On your way to Zona Norte stop by any of the Farmacia and buy some Viagra. No prescription needed (don't bring that shit back with the U.S.)

You definitely want to end up at Hong Kong. It's a fucking fantasy anon. Young and pretty girls from all over Mexico. It's a strip club setup where all the girls dance on various stages throughout the club and most are down to fuck (pay to play). They're all regularly medically checked. Usually the girls are very friendly just don't be a retard and treat them like you would treat the strippers sitting on your lap back home.

I like to get my girl a drink ($20 or whatever) and have a beer for myself try to get to know her in broken ass English and depending on how it goes arrange to fuck in the hotel. It's next door and you walk out of the club briefly to get into the hotel. Room is like $20 for the hour i think. leave a tip in the room for the cleanup boy. the staff gets made when you don't and you wanna be frens. (i don't know if you can bring them your room ... i wouldn't shit were i sleep).

[Anonymous No.8957171]

Not going to lie though, ideally when i've made it I want a thinn latina at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.8957185]

is /biz/ a roleplaying board now? i've gone through the catalog and every thread i've clicked on has some version of "heh.. fuck off kid, i could buy you and your entire family. i'm a made man you think you know what life is? you don't but I do. i don't care about you but will continue to reply regardless." it honestly feels like a lot of teenage posturing.

[Anonymous No.8957193]

>>8957028
Yo bitch men and women can both be powerful in their own ways once they realize their true power. Don't give me your feminism bullshit you egotistical fool. And don't give me mythological age bullshit.

It's a fact that over centuries humans have become much more weaker because of technology. They are distracted because now they have so many options in everything. The information overload has fucked them up.

Everyone is just sitting indoors enslaved by their little gadgets. If you lived in the mountains or in deserts you would have naturally been strong. Excessive comforts have made humans all sissies.

Fuck you ignorant fool. You know nothing.

See this pic bitch. This is symbolic. Shows women can be equally if not more powerful.

This is not mythology. This is just subjective spiritual dimensions encoded and anthropomorphic for those who seek to understand them.

[Anonymous No.8957201]

>>8957165
>I like to walk into Mexico though the border. there was never a passport check when on the mexican side. you can literally walk in Mexico and disappear into tijuana. shits not a meme. just don't look like a fucking fool and dont't make eye contact with the border guards (they have really big fucking guns).


Yes. For white people it SHOULD be absolutely terrifying.

[Anonymous No.8957204]

>>8957171
Same here bro. I just saw some videos on youtube of those hookers in Hong Kong on youtube. Fuck I wanna go there so bad.
Those skinny young latinas hnnnnnggggg

[Anonymous No.8957213]

>>8957193
tranny detected

[Anonymous No.8957221]

>>8957204
You just know they arent stuck up fucking american 7-9s

God please bless me with a dank hispanic woman

[Anonymous No.8957244]

>>8956973
Such*
>misses the forest for the trees
Now go back to your high-school teaching job.

[Anonymous No.8957257]

>>8957032
What if you are more into big boobed Japanese chicks and pale Chinese and Korean chicks?

Even the pale, face full of surgery Thai chick isn't really hot to me.

[Anonymous No.8957269]

>>8954829
My ex girlfriend is like an 18 year old version of this woman

[Anonymous No.8957271]

>>8954829
stay the fuck off the cocaine or just stay the fucking cautious with it when the police are around. respect the locals but don't be too friendly. sometimes those local corner taco guys just ask too many questions/details about your stay. don't piss off people. The clientele is more mexican than gringos. everyone is trying to have a good time.

also check out maybe or two clubs other than Hong Kong. might as well ya know. have a good time anon! and don't get carteled

[Anonymous No.8957308]

Adding to this, how about Eastern European chicks who aren't trafficked? I've seen some hot ones on cam sites.

And hell, how about safe places for South American chicks? Mexico and Colombia sound like good places to get killed.

My relationship is nearly dead. If link takes off and my gf breaks up with me then I will be sorely tempted to go whoring around the world...

[Anonymous No.8957316]

>>8957308
>>8957257

[Anonymous No.8957339]

Just found this site lmao. Whoever made this is based
http://www.tijuanafaq.com/index.php

[Anonymous No.8957345]

>>8954829
I feel like I remember you, but I am not sure.

Gl op, don't off yourself, keep on walking

[Anonymous No.8957371]

>>8957308
Sharpie in anus or you aren't who you say you are.

[Anonymous No.8957381]

this also requires a date tag

[Anonymous No.8957389]

>>8957308
>when she was with you for your linkies all along

[Anonymous No.8957458]

>>8955863
>fuck
>a
>girl
>you
>know

[Anonymous No.8957490]

>>8956934
t. you

[Anonymous No.8957509]

>>8954887
Underrated as fuck.
Definitely this.

Probably after all the other shit though cause shrooms will make you think differently.

[Anonymous No.8957518]

>>8957257
>What if you are more into big boobed Japanese chicks
http://soapjou.com/yoshiwara/ranking.php

[Anonymous No.8957573]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

[Anonymous No.8957592]

>>8954829
Not kidding about not driving in to TJ,

Parking lot attendants and sometimes the hotel owner themselves WILL sell you out to extortionists if they spot you with American plates. Just walk across the border and take a cab to anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.8957630]

>>8957518
good luck, most prostitutes in japan don't accept foreigners (or at least those that don't speak super good japanese)

the rest overcharge by a shitload

[Anonymous No.8957642]

Tijuana fag here.
You surely made a good choice anon.
Ill give you some advice.
Tijuana as you know is a freaking dangereous place, but you dont know to worry if you stay in safe places (city center at the sight of people). Its only dangereous if you stay still for too long on the same place in a shitty neighborhood (probabbly you will get kidnaped). Also, dont expose yourself too much, down here outcomers are easily spoted and a common target for the wrong people. Just fuck some hookers and have fun anon, with barely 100 bucks you can get a good tier bitch; rent a nice tier hotel room, do your stuff at night, wake up, give a try on mex. Food, repeat. Also, trust no one but yourself and take care.

[Anonymous No.8957649]

>>8957518
>750 USD for 2 hours with a japanese robot

[Anonymous No.8957665]

>>8957308

Colombia is chill fren I recommend FASE II in medellin.

[Anonymous No.8957685]

>>8957592
>taking things you own to a place where people steal

[Anonymous No.8957697]

>paying for covered sex
y tho

[Anonymous No.8957726]

>>8955615
Lol TJ's Hong Kong has some European bitches and its fairly cheap. Its still the Wild West down there and it's awesome, but Mexicans do have to go back thougj.

[Anonymous No.8957897]

>>8955890

nah I'm a hapa who hates /r/hapas. Grew up in Chula, went to UCSD for college, stayed here for work.

No mexican's in la jolla desu.

[Anonymous No.8957900]

>>8957649
>japanese

oh

[Anonymous No.8957946]

>>8957509
This x2.
Shrooms will definitely change your life.

[Anonymous No.8957959]

>>8957946
can you explain the benefit of microdosing

[Anonymous No.8957994]

>>8957959
Never microdosed so can't tell you.

Shrooms in my experience make you introspective as fuck, in a good way. I left my first shroom trip with better insight into myself than before.
You get what you put in though. If you just want to see visuals, you will. But if you want to learn more about yourself, you will.

[Anonymous No.8958010]

>>8955442
I've seen it attempted though

[Anonymous No.8958022]

>>8957994
but.... have you ever taken acid?

[Anonymous No.8958085]

>>8954829
hey anon add me on instagram : d3vur
I will be in the area and down to kick it

[Anonymous No.8958109]

>>8957959
Most people claim that it enhances their mood and focus and makes their days 'flow' easier.
I did it for a few months every 3 or 4 days. At first it made me happy, outgoing, creative and little bit manic, but slowly over the weeks I became forgetful, paranoid, easily frustrated, avoidant, unable to focus. Things were rough at the end and a lot of those changes stuck to a an annoying degree.

[Anonymous No.8958139]

>>8954829
Aren't the hookers better in Canada?

[Anonymous No.8958152]

Have you guys seen Ikiru?

You should.

[Anonymous No.8958174]

>>8958109
>>8957994
Microdosing is still pretty uncharted territory so I can't recommend it yet but

>But if you want to learn more about yourself, you will

This is definitely true and why it works best when you're going through tough times

[Anonymous No.8958221]

>>8958152
That was a great movie. I hope I can give something back to the world one day.

[Anonymous No.8958248]

>>8958109
thanks for the insight

[Anonymous No.8958256]

Got a gf otherwise I would go with you. Check out one-bunk and their website., super safe sleeping spot in TJ, on street revolucion, next to clubs and Calle sexta, bars and clubs. Food. There are some award winning stuff down there, I’ll ask around - check your email. Bro check out fucking new body or there’s one place in “zona rio” where you get a professional massage, followed by a good time, followed by a sauna.... It’s called Monte Carlo. FUCKING LEGIT. Hopefully it will change your life for the best like it did to me. San Diego- go to sunset cliffs for the sunset. Shits insanely beautiful when there’s enough clouds. Pb are stupid blond chicks- perfect if you’re a chad. Oceanbeach are drug addicts and hippies. North park is all fucking hipsters. Downtown. You have everything. Downtown is wack as shit in the mornings. Nights can get good. Check out the coin-op, they got old school games and cheap beer. La Jolla cove is dope. Buy some goggles and go snorkeling. That shit will change your mind. Go to Convoy for some dope asian food. Wa Dining Okan. It’ll make you feel like you went to Japan for the night. Breakfast brunch go to Big Kitchen Cafe. Dope ass place. Hopefully you run into the owner. Old sweet bad funny woman, she’ll make you smile even if you try to refuse her kindness. Have some real Mexican tacos in Chula Vista Tacos El Gordo. So please don’t off yourself, hopefully this helps, I just gave you all the hidden gems of SD and TJ. We need thinkers not stinkers.

[Anonymous No.8958311]

>>8955287
>Cops are paid off

Even though Mexico is one of the largest devout catholic countries

Prostitution has been fully legalized since 1880, the cops are there to make sure you behave and protect the prostitutes because it's in the law.

[Anonymous No.8958326]

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9358631/ns/world_news-americas/t/tijuana-imposes-prostitution-regulations/#.Wtbhn4jwaCo

Why can't the United States do this?

[Anonymous No.8958330]

>>8958256
you're a good dude

[Anonymous No.8958342]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=21ZEIbjY9VI
>finally make it to $1mil
>buy an exotic predator animal that can eat everyone in the building

[Anonymous No.8958343]

>>8958256
Oh and Go to the town of Puerto Escondido. Tiny small town on the way to rosarito. Stuff your face with delicious lobster beer and or wine. Dine In the foods that were once only meant for Kings while overlooking the Pacific Ocean. You won’t regret this lobster. I’d plan an afternoon lunch there. That I guarantee you will make your mouth water in the future just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.8958352]

>>8958330
Thank you fren