Just a few more hours untill the mart sharters will dump

[Anonymous No.8943027]

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 10lbs bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>get shot by cop
>cop claims self defence
>everyone claps
>200k medical bill
>tip 10% to israel
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8943058]

Actually they saw BTC at 8400$ and dumped it like the obvious choice. Now after Europoors panic sold they rebuy cheaper.

[Anonymous No.8943061]

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

[Anonymous No.8943120]

>>8943027
Is everyone stealing from walmart? It's so easy put shit in your bag or GF's purse on an aisle with no camera. Scan cheaper barcodes at self scan. Self scan is the easiest way to steal from stores those camera aren't being monitored. At least steal the expensive items like cheeses, meats etc. My asian girlfriend and I cut our grocery bill in half. If you get caught say sorry for making a mistake and play dumb. Stores can't charge you if you didn't leave the store with stolen goods and you NEVER ADMIT to intent.

[Anonymous No.8943145]

>>8943120
>My asian girlfriend and I cut our grocery bill in half.
How much soy milk do you steal in an average month?

[Anonymous No.8943196]

>>8943145
I got a sweet asian chick and she steals Low Mein. White guy with asian girl and everyone thinks we are modern american picturesque couple. Let us walk out of best buy with a massage chair, waving and smiling. Fuck corporations they steal from all of us without fear of jail.

[Anonymous No.8943252]

>>8943061
this kinds of posts should be reportable

[Anonymous No.8943263]

>>8943027
>everyone claps

This lols me everytime I read it. I know it's there, still lol when I read it

[Anonymous No.8943280]

>European hodler butthurt threat #328642387462387423

[Anonymous No.8943289]

>>8943061
Not even American but
>*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.8943318]

>>8943252
Shut up you half nigger and take the bullying dirty mutt

[Anonymous No.8943334]

>>8943318
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.8943360]

>>8943252

[Anonymous No.8943387]

>>8943027
la creatura...

[Anonymous No.8943459]

>>8943027
Jokes on you
ALready wage cucked all night now i'm up and awake

Faggot europoors and brits
Is this what you guys do while we sleep?

Blame everything on us? You realize this market is saved because of us right you dumb fucking faggots. We have the true big whales

[Anonymous No.8943477]

>>8943061
I fucking love these

[Anonymous No.8943499]

Reminder that these type of threads are made by self hating mixed breed Eurabian or paki trash living on welfare in socialist Shitholes.

[Anonymous No.8943516]

>>8943061
This one is actually funny though.

[Anonymous No.8943528]

>>8943360
So very true.

[Anonymous No.8943564]

>>8943061
this is all 100% true
>>8943196
stop larping as a white guy you nigger
>>8943252
>>8943499
>>8943459
>this is you

[Anonymous No.8943584]

>>8943499
my country is still whiter than yours, josé

[Anonymous No.8943627]

>>8943027
>sharts in mart
Walmart has begun to install HEPA filtration in the air ducts. No more fecal contaminates festering in the recycled air!

Just kidding. That would ruin the spectacle and negatively reflect on Walmart culture. It's iconic at this point. The janitors want you to notice brown smudges on the floor. I usually notice a slightly tainted liquid here and there because the patrons have been told to collect their excrement into plastic bags during a shart. I've noticed patrons wearing more jorts in the warmer weather. They were jorts so they can pull the jort opening from their leg to avoid a slider from causing a streak inside the fabric. In the cheese section when this happens, you want to gag. You begin to be okay with the smell. You build a tolerance. There are constant other smells of greater foulness, so I try not to complain.

[Anonymous No.8943628]

only the middle of america is shit most of the coasts have a wide variety of cultures, food, women and looser laws on personal freedoms. If you have the money you can live in some of the best cities in the world, on the coasts specifically the west and more so Cali

[Anonymous No.8943645]

>>8943628
middle america sucks dick. Do you guys even have Asian and Russian girls?

[Anonymous No.8943658]

>>8943628
lol ok fatso

[Anonymous No.8943677]

>>8943061
Top quality b8 m8, very nice.

[Anonymous No.8943692]

>>8943658
I work at a strip club in Las vegas as a barback. I'm pretty fit and everyone in my city is really fit. It was the same when I was living in LA. The fatties are in Trump states like Bama

[Anonymous No.8943709]

>>8943692
lol ok fatso.

[Anonymous No.8943720]

>>8943027
Good post

[Anonymous No.8943736]

>>8943692
America is split by a line of shit people with little culture or contributions to the pie. Cali, NY, Boston, Seattle bring in the $ and culture, create the art and tech

[Anonymous No.8943742]

>>8943692
states like 'bama are filled to the brim with fatass negroes, take a look at this bar chart

[Anonymous No.8943749]

>>8943709
My asian girl has a fat ass

[Anonymous No.8943764]

>>8943742
>>8943692
Added a base layer of white for clarity

[Anonymous No.8943775]

>>8943742
the whole states are generally worthless, black white mexican, im not picking on whites. The best parts of the south and middle america, the great north to a large extent too, is the natural beauty that they're distroying. The history, lessons learned from, etc. can be valuable but largely the people hold america back from embracing personal freedoms, economic freedoms, and financially

[Anonymous No.8943975]

>>8943764
you're pathetic and I'm white.

[Anonymous No.8944341]

>>8943749
>having to brag about your life on a samogitian tombstone forum
get your shit together and stop rationalizing your life choices to similar retards, retard.

[Anonymous No.8944372]

>>8943764
Why is everything described in terms of hispanicness? Were Latinos the real master race all along?

[Anonymous No.8944377]

>>8943975
boohoo, muh holy oppressed minorities

get the fuck out faggot

14/88

[Anonymous No.8944389]

>>8944377
Geil Gitler

[Anonymous No.8944414]

>>8943736
>>8943749
Nonigger.jpg cali ny and boston coopt the culture.
Plus by cali u mean san fran no la i hope. Ur rationalizing powerful nation shaping cities through their own power and depth of influence. circular logic fag. Post a picture of ur gfs ass.

[Anonymous No.8944721]

>>8944414
Middle america is so obsessed with race. Google more IR porn and feed your subconscious self hate. White poeple who hate other races do so because their dick is small and they feel small inside. I fuck most other races, no need to hate on them, even the ones I wouldn't fuck

[Anonymous No.8944770]

>>8944721
It's always the bottom of the barrel whites clinging to white supremacy, they have nothing else to be proud of.