/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.893624]

Bros

I have a killer idea that I know can make me serious cash - it's a portable kitchen appliance, and it doesn't exist yet, but with the right marketing etc. it'd take off big time.


Anyway, so I have an idea and I don't know where to go, who to talk to, etc.

Do I search up an engineer to test my product first? To I look up an investor...Who do I go to, guys?

[Anonymous No.893629]

Look up the market for it first, unless you have a couple hundred grand to spare

[Anonymous No.893632]

>>893629
the market is entirely secure. I'm entirely confident that I'll make at least a million off it

[Anonymous No.893635]

Stop being a lazy faggot.
Do a ton of research, make a prototype, produce a quality kickstarter.

If you can't even do that much just give up now.

[Anonymous No.893639]

Any type of kitchen appliance that needs to be portable already exists. Can you spare any details about your idea?

[Anonymous No.893641]

>>893632
Are you the guy with the 'chip warmer' from yesterday?
You sound just as dumb

[Anonymous No.893656]

>>893641
OP sounds like the rent-a-lambo by the hour and the rent-a-rolex guy. If these are the best ideas you got just give up already and stop shitting /biz/ up with these threads.

[Anonymous No.893661]

>>893641
lol yup that's me.

And nah, the idea will work. Here's my idea more finely worded:

>>>/ck/6881700

if that doesn't convince you, then you don't understand how the market works

[Anonymous No.893662]

>>893641
Kek as soon as I read portable kitchen appliance I knew it had to be

[Anonymous No.893663]

>>893635
No, I don't know where to start.

>>893639
here:
>>>/ck/6881700

Something like that can EASILY sell a million units, without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.893669]

>>893663
I'd be willing to invest... maybe.

Do you have any applicable experience in the field of portable kitchen appliances? Can you construct a working prototype?

[Anonymous No.893676]

>>893669
I have no business experience, no marketing experience, no engineering experience, nothing.


All I know is that for the reasons stated in that thread (re-read the thread if you want to be re-convinced), that the product will surely sell a considerable amount of units - that much I can tell you.


I have no idea who to talk to, though.

You want to get rich with me?

[Anonymous No.893682]

>>893624
can you draw it on ms paint pls

[Anonymous No.893685]

>>893676
Brother, you need more then that to get me convinced.

I could give my old college buddy Jerry a call right now (He's an engineer, works for AJ Madison) and get him to construct the prototype, and take the product for ourselves.

If you want backing, you need some drawcards.

[Anonymous No.893688]

>>893669
>working prototype

Lel you dont have experience.

There are no novel engineering challenges here - do not waste a penny on making a actual working prototype.

You make an image with a few bullet points about what it does and start testing users. Throw up fake purcahse landing pages - if you get some buy it now clicks you start go getting it made.

[Anonymous No.893690]

>>893676
You need to first make as many sketches as possible of your device and everything it is suppose to do then get it copyright with a lawyer and then you bring it to an engineering firm and discuss with them if they can build you a prototype and then once you have a working prototype you go to a bunch of investors and banks and then you keep getting it tested over and over until it is perfected you can thank me when you are rich and take me out to dinner sometime bro

[Anonymous No.893692]

>>893682
So, it'd be something like this.

Just a little small base with some buttons up front, with an attached tube where you'd funnel the chips in.

ORR it could be a rectangular attachment to fit in more, and it'd expand and retract to me portable & compact.


It'd have to be incredibly simple and universal, otherwise it'll fail.

[Anonymous No.893699]

>>893685
The bottom line is that no product like this exists, yet we have a market of hundreds of millions of people (again, I'm sure the average american family buys chips at least twice a month).

out of these hundreds of millions of chip buyers, a decent amount of that pool would be willing to buy a sleek, small device that'd easily and effortlessly heat up their chips to a restaurant style temperature.

Really, that's it. It's so simple, yet that's why it'd be so genius.

We're talking about a product that all demographics would buy for all different types of social situations.

I have no doubt in my mind that this would take off - none.

If I had enough capital now to kickstart the product I'd quit my job at a respectable semiconductor plant tonight.

[Anonymous No.893703]

>>893692
>>893699
Listen to my advice if you want to be successful with this>>893690

[Anonymous No.893705]

>>893703
Just read that now, yeah.

Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.893708]

>>893624
are you the mexican chips guy?

[Anonymous No.893709]

>>893705
I have way more advice for you too I am a business professional, programmer, web designer and entrepreneur.

[Anonymous No.893710]

Dude...do you realize that toaster ovens heat up fries perfectly? You basically made a gimmick toaster oven.

Did you really think this through? Are cooking fresh fries in the oven even that burdensome?
Sorry OP, not this time. Maybe you're just a troll.

[Anonymous No.893711]

>>893708
You're damn right I am.

I told everybody my idea at work today, and while they all chuckled, they kind of nodded in agreement that there'd be enough people out there to make good money off it.


Imagine if I got just $500k off my idea - that's still money that 97% of the population would never receive at once in their life.

[Anonymous No.893714]

>>893711
A great way to get the funds to get this project done is to crowdfund your great idea

https://www.kickstarter.com/

You will then have to market it everywhere on all the different cooking blog websites and on all social media

[Anonymous No.893713]

>>893711
Well I'm 24 and I'm already worth 10 million dollars

I have fucked pornstars and have partied like crazy every weekend for the past 2 months

I can go anywhere in the world right now

I got some lines of coke next to me as I type this

I also have a genius level IQ I could literally fuck you in the ass at everything whether its the bench press or golf

I earn about 100k in passive income every fucking month

Don't trust these amateurs, If you want to succeed you need to construct some proper technical images and give a thorough explanation on how it works and what it does.

[Anonymous No.893715]

>>893699
wait chips as in french fries?

[Anonymous No.893716]

>>893709
email me at [e-mail]

I need people who are hungry to kick ass, and this product will definitely inspire you to kick ass - because you KNOW that there are millions of people across America that'd buy this.

And you know, that's just America. I haven't even begun to imagine Latin America's embrace with this.

Imagine if it was done with memorable marketing, or an iconic spokeperson/character.

You're now imagining yourself owning a 2016 BMW

[Anonymous No.893718]

>>893710
I'm talking chips - heating up salty chips perfectly is an entirely different ballgame than throwing french fries into the oven, or microwave. Believe me, they are almost NEVER cooked right.


Which explains why NOBODY cooks their chips, yet everybody loves cooked chips at restaurants. It's because nobody knows how to do it

[Anonymous No.893719]

>>893713
post time stamp of proof of all your claims please

[Anonymous No.893720]

OP in the bright side, if you keep posting this shit everyday, in about a year you will become a /biz/ meme!
You will be immortalized next to 'index funds' and 'suck a billion dicks'

[Anonymous No.893722]

>>893713
>If you want to succeed you need to construct some proper technical images and give a thorough explanation on how it works and what it does.


So, I need to contact an artist company first, then an engineering firm?

[Anonymous No.893724]

>>893720
Nah he's going to make it because he isn't a naysayer like you

[Anonymous No.893726]

>>893714
Definitely.


Yeah, I'll have to drum up convincing design images etc. for it before I do it ,but yeah I'll definitely try my hat there.

[Anonymous No.893728]

>>893724
Yeah idea guys always make it to the top

[Anonymous No.893730]

>>893728
He's actually willing to do whatever it takes to get it accomplished unlike you. Never listen to the Nay sayers if you do you will be in the exact same position you are in now

[Anonymous No.893733]

>>893728
true, but this idea is really simple.

That's the thing.

This isn't some elaborate idea, this is totally within reach, the market is huge, and the product doesn't exist yet.

All I literally need to do is make this, and not fuck up in design & marketing, and I'll have enough money to live comfortably.

It's literally that easy with this idea.

Who wants on board?

And by the way, I do have a shit load of other ideas that became a /biz/ meme a year ago:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwAFALX-xjyKfmJabE9fZDFQLXViYjJGLWp1OEhsQzByem9oYmlaZHpZM0pCUVhIUnpPQkU

I could possibly use the money I'd get this from this to fund 'em

[Anonymous No.893734]

>>893719
Please.

[Anonymous No.893737]

>>893734
I lawled! Post proof of all the money you claim

[Anonymous No.893739]

Guys c'mon

[e-mail]

I just need somebody to help me get the product off the ground, and we can then delve into my array of other projects, too:

>>893733

[Anonymous No.893740]

>>893739
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.893742]

>>893734
This only proves that your mom has baking soda in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.893746]

>>893739
Why would anyone want to do it with you?
It's not patented
>>893740
This guy will probably try to scam you OP beware

[Anonymous No.893748]

>Gets roasted in his first thread on /biz/
>Gets roasted on /ck/
>"Maybe I should try /biz/ again

OP, if you're this confident in it, then stop shit posting and start on it.

Go get approved for a business loan and file a patent.

[Anonymous No.893750]

>>893737
You think I have $10,000,000 in cash lying around this house?

I could show you a screenshot of my account, but you would claim photoshop.

I can't prove shit to you Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.893751]

>>893740
Oregon

I'm 25

Simply but, both of us know that there's enough people out there that'd buy into my idea to get both of us a return - a good return.

Who knows if it'd be hundreds of thousands, of upwards of millions.

It's not whether or not the product would sell, it's whether or not we'd get a good contract.

I'm not even worried about the product not selling, how much money we get depends on how much we sign up for

[Anonymous No.893752]

>>893746

[Anonymous No.893753]

>>893739
I'll send you $1000 for 25% of your company if you can draw me a diagram right now

[Anonymous No.893756]

>>893751
I'll send you $30k for 95% of the company if you can draw me a diagram of your idea.

[Anonymous No.893759]

>>893750
Take screenshot of your account and I will believe you

>>893751
I swear I seen your picture before on 4chan

>>893753
>>893756
Do not take these guy's offers they are not good for your great idea

[Anonymous No.893760]

>>893753
>>893756
Thank god I chose not so smoke weed before I made this thread

[Anonymous No.893768]

So yeah, it'd be like this

you have a few buttons up top, the temperature of the setting, and badda-bing-badda-boom.

It'd be this little small guy that could easily store inside the cabinet.

And again, the tube could be a more rectangle thing that could possibly expand & retract

[Anonymous No.893772]

>>893759
My debit account, the rest is tied up in investments and a joined family savings account.

[Anonymous No.893774]

>>893768
You are going to need to go to a professional technical artist to draw your sketches after getting your idea patented then bring those drawings to the engineering firm

[Anonymous No.893777]

>>893772
I believe you Mr.Benjamin I am just curious what is a rich successful guy doing browsing 4chan biz board?

[Anonymous No.893778]

Bro you are getting slaughtered over /ck/.
I now feel bad because I know some of you guys will try to scam OP because you know he's actually retarded or mentally ill. Fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.893781]

>>893768
are you a teenager or something?
You didn't even explain how it internally works, or how the fries actually heat up.
OP if you're serious, you need to spend a good few days designing something beyond a 6 year old crayon sketch.

or am I getting trolled hardcore?

[Anonymous No.893783]

>>893772
OP here

here's my account

[Anonymous No.893787]

>>893774
Right, most definitely.

I can't do a patent now though, because I have no idea how the hell this would work.

I'm not even sure if I should go to a sketch artist now, as I have no idea what it'd properly and realistically look like.

I feel like I need to work with somebody to help drum up ideas

[Anonymous No.893793]

>>893781
>You didn't even explain how it internally works, or how the fries actually heat up.

so they're chips, you know. Tortilla chips.

And yeah,, who knows how they'd heat up?

They could be from the bottom base, or perhaps the tube itself would heat them up - hot on the inside and cold on the outside, of course.

Either or, my idea COULD be pulled off. It's not like we need to go to Mars to make this happen, we have the technology right here, and it's all easily within reach, too.

I just need to work with somebody to make it happen

[Anonymous No.893796]

ITT riley forgot to take his lithium today

[Anonymous No.893798]

>>893793
>>893777
Just exploring my interests

[Anonymous No.893800]

>>893793
So something like this? You don't even know the heating application of your own invention to call it superior to something like this.

I don't think that people care enough to warm up fucking tortilla chips to buy an entire appliance for it.

It's just a shit idea, sorry. Waste of time and money.

[Anonymous No.893801]

>>893798
Please fulfill my fantasy of meeting Bailey Jay

[Anonymous No.893804]

>>893798
kek

But yeah, the design would definitely need to be small, that's for sure. I'm banking that aside from marketing, the success will be determined in how sleek and small it is.

That's why I figured a circular base, and then a tube on top of it.

Something that you'd easily stuff in the back of a cabinet or something, you know.

I believe that the success of the product will be determined on how easy it'll be to store it away, as most of the life will be stored away, you know.

>>893800
>I don't think that people care enough to warm up fucking tortilla chips


But that's wrong


Middle America is going to get me rich, friend.


A family like pic related - you have no idea how many of these people exist

[Anonymous No.893813]

>>893699
Dude, are you smoking crack? Yes, some people would buy it, but not enough to offset your production and marketing costs. Because no person with an oven, microwave, or stove who doesn't have a money tree is going to spend $20 on yet another kitchen device, that doesn't even cook anything. You're heating chips, not cooking them. It's not hard to do in a microwave at all. And on top of that, when I'm eating chips and salsa, I've never once though "Gee, these would be so much better warm." Because yeah, they would be better, but not enough to convince me to spend $20 on something that is only made for chips. Besides, the average American family may buy 2 bags of chips a month, but only a small fraction will be tortilla chips and an even smaller fraction will be good tortilla chips that actually get better with heat (i.e. not Tostitos). And that brings up another point. Do you know who's going to be buying this? Women. And even the most wasteful of women will realize that they can only milk their husband so much, so they have an incentive not to spend their money on the ocean of useless bullshit, your product idea being one water droplet, that's out there, and instead on some more useful bullshit. As for the other women who don't get to milk their husbands, they are going to have to pitch the purchase of a chip heater to their husband. "Oh honey it'll be so much fun eating chips as a family sitting around the chip warmer, just like we're in a real Mexican restaurant." What man is not going to beat his wife after hearing that? If you still think your idea has potential, you might actually be autistic.

[Anonymous No.893821]

>>893751
you look autistic

[Anonymous No.893824]

>>893800
this. end of thread.

OP you are an idiot. People are actually trying to cure cancer in this world not cause it

[Anonymous No.893825]

>>893821
Do I?

[Anonymous No.893827]

>>893825
Yes.

>facial dysmorphia
>thin lip

get sequenced OP you might pass on your autistic genes.

[Anonymous No.893834]

This is so fucking funny holy shit, ty 4 da lolz op

[Anonymous No.893837]

>>893751
MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

[Anonymous No.893839]

>>893827

[Anonymous No.893843]

>>893839
>>893825
>>893751

this is the man who is going to bring the world warm chips.

[Anonymous No.893845]

>>893751
>>893825
>>893839
>>893843
10/10 would fuck

[Anonymous No.893849]

>>893813
>no person with an oven, microwave, or stove who doesn't have a money tree is going to spend $20 on yet another kitchen device

pic related

>B-B-B-B-BUT

There are no buts. All it takes is a resonating marketing campaign that'll convince Middle Americans that they WANT this product - shouldn't be too hard, explaining how there's a reason why nobody uses other appliances to heat up chips (nobody knows how etc). It'll be easy especially with some zany marketing

>but only a small fraction will be tortilla chips and an even smaller fraction will be good tortilla chips that actually get better with heat (i.e. not Tostitos).

Who knows what Tostitos would taste like warm, but anyway:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/21/living/feat-tortilla-chip-history-tailgating-eatocracy/


>Although potato chips continue to be the top-selling salted snack in terms of pounds sold, tortilla chips have been increasing in sales at a faster pace than potato chips.


Also, there's plenty of women out there that'd make their boyfriend/husband smile, when they buy a Mexican restaurant style warmer for watching NFL

or for their son when he wants to play videogames with all of his friends

or for their spoiled daughter

and then, there's the lower middle class families that'll just genuinely think this is fantastic idea

then there's the upper middle class families that don't want to miss out on the fun, either - perhaps buying it, using it a few times, and then donating it to Good Will (I still get my money)

late night stoners, college kids, etc. etc. etc.

I think young people are really going to love this thing.

The 18 year old kid who's first starting to get money, and would think it'd be a good purchase.

Really, the market is fucking there. This is determined.

[Anonymous No.893853]

>>893845
>>893843

Get rich with me, bros.

[Anonymous No.893854]

>>893635
This

[Anonymous No.893859]

this shit is fucked, does any anon want to invest in my cool idea?

[Anonymous No.893862]

>>893859
Anything is better than a fucking portable chipwarmer

[Anonymous No.893863]

>>893862
leave a email and i can send you the sell sheet.

[Anonymous No.893864]

>>893853
Thank you OP for making the most interesting thread on /biz/ I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.893867]

>>893863
[e-mail]

it's my email just anon

[Anonymous No.893870]

>>893849
I can't tell if your trolling or being serious. If you are truly serious you need to do a lot more work into forming your idea instead of asking other people to do it. Your being that idea guy right now that brings nothing to the table except words. More action, less talking.

[Anonymous No.893874]

>>893853
>doesn't even have a sketch
>or a patent
>or anything beyond an idea

when you have an actual prototype get back to me and we can trial it at my grocery store. i'm sure the people here would love it.

[Anonymous No.893876]

OP you need help...
It's not that ideas are bad or dreaming/starting a company is but this is totally delusional.

[Anonymous No.893879]

>>893862
OP here

no but you're wrong

>muh microwaves


right bro, try dumping a bunch of tortilla chips into your Aunt's oven at this years Christmas party. Get her microwave messy and dirty, that'll be fun.

Bottom line is that nobody heats up their chips to a restaurant style because it's too much of an effort - that's the bottom line.

My idea will eliminate that, and there's enough millions of people out there that'd buy this to get me rich.


Don't you want to get rich, too?


[e-mail] , brothers.

[Anonymous No.893881]

>>893879
Meme time is over, stop advertising.

[Anonymous No.893891]

>>893870
>>893874

Right, that's why I'm here.

Join me, bros.

Stop what you're doing, I'll pay for your flight to Oregon. Let's meetup this weekend in Portland, and fucking do this.


LET'S FUCKING DO THIS DUDE.

The fucking money is JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE WAITING FOR US
It'll be such a fucking easy design bros, you don't even know

[Anonymous No.893904]

>>893891
You have to be expected to put work into this...i'm not an engineer. Get some patents first

[Anonymous No.893909]

>>893879
>Bottom line is that nobody heats up their chips to a restaurant style because it's too much of an effort - that's the bottom line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLjVV1f2M4

Are you thinking of hot air fryers?

[Anonymous No.893911]

>>893904
Here's something that most people forget:

Surround yourself with people smarter than you

Have an idea? Good. Get people smarter than you to make it happen.

I can't physically draw it up, or come up with the math to make it work, or market it or do anything.

But I'd get people on board to help me with it all.

And it can totally be done

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.893918]

>>893909
Right, french fries are an entirely different animal than salty tortilla chips though brother.


Also, that thing is fucking huge.


But yeah, I wouldn't mind studying the technology of similar items to have int influence mine:

A small and easily portable device that'll heat up mexican tortilla chips for $19.99

[Anonymous No.893920]

>>893918
and by the way, that device ranges from $200 to $250 kek

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HD9220-26-AirFryer-Technology/dp/B00D7N43UA

[Anonymous No.893924]

>>893918
You can cook tortilla chips in those hot air fryers.

[Anonymous No.893933]

>>893924
>$200 to $250 kek
>bulky

nah m8.

My idea however would be a small easy little guy for $20 or under, for everyone.


Again though, it'd be neat to study that technology though, sure.

[Anonymous No.893939]

>>893867
>[e-mail]
Can I ask what industry you are apart of?

[Anonymous No.893945]

>>893933
>My idea however would be a small easy little guy for $20 or under, for everyone.

I'm trying to understand what you're making but you're making little sense.. So like a hot air fryer but it's like a small little appliance and you heat up your food?

[Anonymous No.893960]

>>893945
Pic related

it's resemble this


Something sleek and compact - you just pour the chips in the tube, close the lid, and boom.

A few preset buttons, a LCD screen to show your degrees just for kicks, that's it.

[Anonymous No.893966]

>>893960
Think my grandma might buy one of those. PFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.893967]

>>893960
Fixed

I don't know how large the tube would be, but it'd have be sizable enough to store a good amount of chips in it - like five handfuls or more

[Anonymous No.893969]

>>893911
if you can't do any of those things, you better be prepared to give up the majority share of whatever product you have

[Anonymous No.893970]

>>893967
you do realize you can go on fiver or any graphic design website and pay a guy like 100-300$ to draw your shit.

[Anonymous No.893972]

>>893960
>>893967
This shit is not going to sell. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.893977]

Is OP actually mentally ill ? This naked pictures and shit are making me cringe

[Anonymous No.893981]

>>893966
There you go. Like I stated earlier:


"Also, there's plenty of women out there that'd make their boyfriend/husband smile, when they buy a Mexican restaurant style warmer for watching NFL

or for their son when he wants to play videogames with all of his friends

or for their spoiled daughter

and then, there's the lower middle class families that'll just genuinely think this is fantastic idea

then there's the upper middle class families that don't want to miss out on the fun, either - perhaps buying it, using it a few times, and then donating it to Good Will (I still get my money)

late night stoners, college kids, etc. etc. etc.

I think young people are really going to love this thing.

The 18 year old kid who's first starting to get money, and would think it'd be a good purchase."


Amongst an array of other people, for sure.


And guys, guys.


THAT'S JUST PEOPLE.

I can totally see a co-worker buying this for his company's break room or something.


Way too much potential out there for me to NOT make a sizable profit.

And guys - you can join in too. Let's do this

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.893984]

[Anonymous No.894002]

>>893972
>Middle America is not going to buy this

[Anonymous No.894033]

>>894002
That is a great idea and I was sadly too young to think of it I'm sorry op but I also have my extreme doubts but if your dead set on this you must make your own prototype first so learn about it yourself or just find a guy to pay to make it then file to patent it, carry the prototype around till u find a sucker that'll give you money for this terrible idea

[Anonymous No.894117]

>>893624
>I have a killer idea that I know can make me serious cash - it's a portable kitchen appliance...

Ha, I've had the same killer idea: a combination coffee-maker/fleshlight.

[anonymoose No.894122]

I've never had warm chips in my life, nor have I heard of that until now. From what you're implying I can just buy a toaster oven for twice the price, plus it does 10000 other things

[anonymoose No.894126]

>>893967
>lcd screen
are you trying to loose money this will cost you too much to make, which means you can't sell it for 20$ which means I wouldn't even consider some autistic chip warped for over 20

[Anonymous No.894156]

well if OP has people willing to invest in his shitty idea where have i been

i always have great ideas but forget them because i always think i wont know how to develop them

[Anonymous No.894530]

http://www.chowhound.com/post/refresh-stale-tortilla-chips-333369

You don't need a special appliance to reheat chips

[Anonymous No.894649]

>>893800
>glass sides
>low heating surface area
Wow no wonder this didn't take off, we can do better than this

[Anonymous No.894670]

This is a dumb fucking idea. Products like 'George foreman grill' already exist. What makes you think that people will buy another bulky kitchen appliance JUST to be able to heat up some fucking tortillas

Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.894671]

I love this OP so much would do business with such a true entrepreneur and scholar

[Anonymous No.894672]

>>894670
Hey at least OP has an idea unlike you which you have not said one good idea yet.

[Anonymous No.894712]

>>893715
Tortilla chips.

[Anonymous No.894746]

Dream big OP. How about a little slot or cup in the machine where you could put a jar of nacho cheese that the machine warms up at the same time?

[Anonymous No.894765]

What fraternity are you in OP?

[Anonymous No.894779]

>>893734
>Well I'm 24 and I'm already worth 10 million dollars
>I have fucked pornstars and have partied like crazy every weekend for the past 2 months
>I can go anywhere in the world right now
>I got some lines of coke next to me as I type this
>I also have a genius level IQ I could literally fuck you in the ass at everything whether its the bench press or golf
>I earn about 100k in passive income every fucking month

>cheap ass logitech speakers
>basic ikea-tier desk
>a single samshit 19" monitor
>generic rubber dome keyboard
>can't even tell if it's some scratched up iPhone or someshit because the camera the picture was taken with with is so shit
>even if it wasn't just baking powder, the lines are so big that you'd mostly be snorting baking powder anyway

[Anonymous No.895281]

>>893699
LMFAOO a fucken chipwarmer, when the fuck was the last time you warmed up doritos or some shit? I can tell you're from America because this is prolly the most retarded shit I've ever heard.

First of all, how the fuck do you know people will actually buy this shit? They must be equally retarded as you are to ever spend money to warm up fucken chips when I can use a microwave or some shit.

Good luck man.

[Anonymous No.895293]

Isnt this like idea #12 from Riley in biz alone? Hasn't he been doing this for over a year?

Dude. Stop.