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>be me
>wake up, it's 2069
>lay in gigantic bed I both with 2 litecoin
>"two or three bitches on my side that's a great habit"
>pay them 1 nano each
>they buy themselves enough drugs for a year
>go out
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
>give him give him 0.03 Cardano
>he starts crying, thanking me
>walk away
>by now bitcoin is worth multiple millions
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>buy ticket for hyperloop with 0.001 Nano to travel to the next spaceship hangar
>one of the fastest ships in the world
>bouth it with 55 Monero
>fly to my private island I both with 0.0420btc
>arrive
>open door to my billion dollar mansion, both that shit in 2045 when bitcoin was still 554k, shit investment
>open pc
>starts in 0.4s
>open blockport (the only exchange left)
>make 100k in a few minutes
>bored
>its getting dark
>pay 0.1eth to get into Elon musk's mars elevator
>arrive
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
>eveything on mars runs on iota
>buy one ice cream
>pay with bitcoin
>people start screaming and laying out red carpets
>everyone pulls their phone out to take pictures
>walk away
>get into my mars mansion
>50 women are waiting for me
>give them all 0.05eth
>they all instantly cum
>its getting late
>go to local club
>for some reason they wont let me in
>buy the whole fucking building with 0.23nano
>go in
>dump all my shitcoins like Verge and Tron on the people inside
>they think they will make it
>go out
>bored
>still no gf

>> No.8934275

>>8934244
>2069
>op, even with all that money, never took an english course or hired a tutor to make him not sound like a complete street shitter

>> No.8934289

>bouth it
>Both that shit
>Open PC

Fucking pajeets please leave this board.

>> No.8934351

>>8934244
What language are you even speaking?

>> No.8934383

>>8934275
>>8934289
>>8934351
imagen working on something just to have american nazis bully you

>> No.8934409

>>8934244
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0

keked hard

>> No.8934424

>>8934383
just imagen

>> No.8934454

>>8934383
I'm from Venezuela and I ain't no American pig. It just happens I know how to fucking decently speak English

>> No.8934838

if we live for 80 years ill probably die around 2077.

Damn that seems a lil too short

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8934885

>>8934244
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it

>> No.8934898

>>8934244
>Be op
>It's 2069
>Be buried and decomposing since 2064

>> No.8934911

>>8934244
>eveything on mars runs on iota
They all must be extremely fat, as nothing on IOTA runs or even walks.

>> No.8934919

>>8934244
>2069 WW III over
> u cant "both" a shit with crypto because all electronic was destroyed
>use gold and rocks instead

>> No.8934929

Obviously the best part..
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished

>> No.8934935

>>8934244
*bought

>> No.8934950
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8934950

>>8934244
No one will ever love you

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8934953

>>8934838
>Damn that seems a lil too short

>> No.8934968

Sounds like you seriously overpaid those three bitches in your bed.

>> No.8934981

>>8934454
>It just happens I know how to fucking decently speak English
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH oh my god the fucking Venezuelan baboon actually believes that it can "decently speak English."
No delicia. No.

>> No.8935058

>>8934968
>having so many coins you dont even give a Shit
also on earth everything is expensive as fuck

>> No.8935081

>>8934244

>2069
>43 years since the first bomb hit
>tend to small vegetable garden as I gaze upon the sun bleached landscape

>> No.8935104

>>8934244
BOUGHT. not both, not bothe..BOUGHT you fag
Also, terrible story

>> No.8935162

>>8934244
>make 100k in a few minutes

Make 100k of what? Assuming USD isn't around by this point.

Nice story. Feel bad for litecoin being so undervalued compared to BTC.

>> No.8935309

>2043
>17 years after the bombs fell
>checking on one of my cockroach silos
>garbage truck arrives to dump food for my roaches, 100% organic
>tip the AI piloting it 0.02 MIOTA, AIs are people too you know
>think about torching the silos and letting megacity #12 starve to death
>hear sirens
>thought police coming to seize my property and arrest me
>they don't know about my LINK
>hijack satellite orbital laser network
>thought police shuttles crashing left and right, destroying some silos
>grab the trezor, drive to the nearest station
>pay in 0.0012 XMR for hyperloop to Mexico

>> No.8935340

>by now bitcoin is worth multiple millions
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>buy one ice cream
>pay with bitcoin
Nice job you fucking retard. Now 8 people in the world own it

>> No.8935354

>implying it's gonna take until 2020 for bcash to hit zero
totally unbelievable larp tbqh

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8935409

>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished


>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0

I'm standing in line at the DMV in tears laughing at these

>> No.8935507

>>8935162
>Feel bad for litecoin being so undervalued compared to BTC

don't, I actually had no idea what im writing for the most part. thanks tho :)

>> No.8935529

>>8935309
this. acually good story
nice

>> No.8935549

>>8935409
you don't know how happy it makes me that I could make you laugh
thanks haha

>> No.8936023

>>8934885
yea he paid several people in bitcoin. so its like 9 now

>> No.8936746

>>8934244

>MC donalds Manager slaps you behind the head
> Manager "Anon quit day dreaming and get back to work"

>> No.8937113

>>8934244
so that homeless man made it to at least 70, while spending the last 40 years on the streets? based bum, shoulda given him more than $0.000001 worth of cardano

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8937152

>>8934244
>>bump into elon
>>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished

>> No.8937219
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8937219

>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished

Top fucking kek

>> No.8937333

OP is practicing english. That's good.
Don't let the shitters discourage you, OP.

>> No.8937501

>>8935409
I hold eos and I kek'd at those too.

>> No.8938271

>>8934244
>>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
kek

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8938608

>no gf
>get to fuck lots of girls anyway
Not seeing a problem here.

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8938646

>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
brilliant