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892039 No.892039 [Reply] [Original]

So you're all chasing money but do any of you have the basics down

hardmode: no lying

Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [ ]
Qualifications [ ]
Job with a future [ ]
Friends [ ]
Good health and hygiene

>> No.892043

>>892039
Why do you shit-birds put so much emphasis pn having a job? Start a business.

>> No.892044

>>892039
Yes
Nope. Moneysink why?
Subway and carsharing lol
Yes
Is entrepreneur a job or a lifestyle?
Too many
Defo

>> No.892046

>Girlfriend/wife
Who in their right mind would want that?

>> No.892049

>>892039

Own place [x] (renting though)
Girlfriend/wife [x]
Car [] (I live in the city so it's a waste for me)
Qualfications [x] (I went to university?)
Job with a future [x]
Friends [x] (Yeah but at 23 not as many as I should have)
Good health and hygiene [x]

>> No.892055
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892055

>Girlfriend/wife

>> No.892064

>Own place [ ]
With parents

>Girlfriend/wife [x]
Perfect fwb with very little effort/obligation, just fuck every weekend

Car [x]
94 Integra right now, selling and gonna buy a used 14 Fiesta ST in full

Qualifications [x]
I'm good at shit

Job with a future [ ]
Currently no. Sales - hope to move on from it in the coming months to pursue more meaningful endeavors.

Friends [x]
Have had my best bros for years, never been a NEET loser like most of this imageboard

Good health and hygiene [x]
Duh, but I struggle with an imperfect face complexion

Shit thread though, way to think like a wageslave.
>qualifications, "job"
Like you need that shit at all to make money lol

>> No.892106

>>892046
As Pablo Escobar's mistress said: "Why would I want to be married to him when he's just going to sleep with... well... me?"

>> No.892119

>GF
>A fucking wife
>Basics

Enjoy the middle class broski because ye aint going nowhere with a damn GF & WIFE tying up your time and income

>> No.892138

>>892039
>Own place [ ]
renting
>Girlfriend/wife [ ]
kind of seeing a girl
>Car [ ]
nope
>Qualifications [ ]
yes, degree and industry qualifications
>Job with a future [ ]
yes
>Friends [ ]
yes
>Good health and hygiene
pretty good

I rate my situation 7/10

>> No.892142

>>892039
No, yes, no, yes yes yes yes.

Recently had a kid too although that's not on the list. Saving up to move out of the city and become independent. Feels Goodman.

>> No.892184

>Own place
I own a 4 bedroom house and rent out 2 rooms that pay the mortgage.

>Girlfriend/wife
Haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I was a fat insecure fag through school. Hope to someday marry a qt middle eastern doctor/pharmacist.

>Car
2005 Honda Civic

>Qualifications
I own a few FINRA qualifications

>Job with a future
Federal job, so yes? I'm a Federal agent. Technically. It's a cool name. But in reality, I'm just a desk monkey investigating fraud, laundering, and tax evasion for the IRS. Almost 6 years here now. Love the benefits and job security.

>Friends
Sadly, no. I try to socialize but guys my age are faggots. All they want to do is complain about their wife/kids. I'm not a fucking shrink.

>Good health and hygiene
I work out 3 days a week. I come from /fit/.

>> No.892185

No
No
Yes, 04 Jetta. Gonna trade it up and get a Maxima in a year or so.
Getting there
Yes
Yes
Yes

>> No.892188

>>892184

Do you get a gun?

Can a Canadian Citizen (not born in Canada, born in Malaysia) become a US federal agent or work for the FBI or CIA or NSA or any other agency?

Or do I have to get a US citizenship first, then go through a background check?

I also have a criminal record, but no conviction, just a charge that was never convicted

(Possession of a weapon for self defense against some Muslims)

Will all of this work against me, or is it still possible?

>> No.892189

>>892188
>(Possession of a weapon for self defense against some Muslims)

Please don't come here.

>> No.892217

>>892189

Fuck yew

>> No.892225

Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [X] But this will probably end this soon
Car [X] Not a good one, but yes
Qualifications [ ] Working on it (student)
Job with a future [ ] Working on it
Friends [X] I'm not an autist
Good health and hygiene [X] Of course

>> No.892235

>>892039
Own place [ Yes]
Girlfriend[A new one every other week or so. Not really a moneysink then. ]
Car [Audi and a Ducati ]
Qualifications [Lawfag ]
Job with a future [ Yeah]
Friends [yeah ]
Good health and hygiene: busted up kneecap but otherwise I'm good.

>> No.892249

>Own place

Own a house and I rent it out.
Rent my primary residence

>Girlfriend/wife

Have a wife and two side girlfriends

>Car

BMW 550i, Ford Expedition, Audi Allroad

>Qualifications

Dropped out of college

>Job with a future

Started a business right after I dropped out, sold it for a hefty sum after 15 years.

>Friends

Two close friends. Many other friends.

>Good health and hygiene

Work out 3 times a week, Eat healthy 75% of the time, not overweight and never have been, I need lasik, probably need to go to the dentist (haven't been in a few years), Probably have sleep apnea (I snore a ton), other than that I'm pretty damn healthy.

>> No.892250

>>892044

Rent or Own?
Shows you are versatile and well rounded
lol.
Ok
a lifestyle.
Any that would loan you $1,000?
Ok.

>> No.892253

Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [x ]
Car [ ]
Qualifications [ ]
Job with a future [x ]
Friends [ x]
Good health and hygiene [x]

Going to grad school next year.

It's so stupid that this board is full of liars, it's literally /b/ tier storytelling

>> No.892320

>>892039
Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [x]
Qualifications [ ]
Job with a future [x]
Friends [ ]
Good health and hygiene [x]

>> No.892403

>>892039

Yes to all except the girlfriend part, but have had four relationships over the last 10 years, and I am in no rush to commit to anything again due to people being retarded and me being an introverted, somewhat feeling-less being that has a very hard time to stay interested in the person I am seeing romantically

Considered getting a maid though, if that counts..

>> No.892405

>>892039

>Own place [ ]
>Girlfriend/wife [ ]
>Car [ x]
>Qualifications [ x]
>Job with a future [ x] ( I got a job at the post office so in a way I have a future, but I'll probably only do it for 5-10 years)
>Friends [x ]
>Good health and hygiene[x]

Living on my own is overrated and my old folks are going to die soon. They already paid off the house so I can live there if I choose, but there's basically no career opportunities there so I'll move out before I'm 35

I have no interests in relationships atm

>> No.892432

Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [X]
Car [ ]
Qualifications [X]
Job with a future [X]
Friends [X]
Good health and hygiene [X]

>> No.892455

>Renting an apartment
>Fiancé
>Subway/Bus (living in NYC)
>M.S, working towards an MD
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes

>> No.892459

>>892064
> 94 Integra right now, selling and gonna buy a used 14 Fiesta ST in full

You're literally going to pay money to downgrade your vehicle?

Hello?

Is this thing on?

>> No.892481

>>892039
Own place [ ]
Girlfriend/wife [x]
Car [x]
Qualifications [ ]
Job with a future [ ]
Friends [x]
Good health and hygiene [x]
on track as a double major in Electrical and Computer engineering with girlfriend on track to her mba in 3 years
Any tips for engineerfag besides start-ups, or get experience and starting a business such as construction or a firm
>had thoughts that girlfriend could become wife
>thinking of using her as a pawn to run accounting and other shit for my own businesses that I would want to start
>possibly get enough money to own mid-scale apartments near a city
How would biz run this scenario?

>> No.892489

>>892039
My health is ok I guess

>> No.892496
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892496

>>892039

Own place [x]
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [ ]
Qualifications [x]
Job with a future [x]
Friends [ ]

Why do I need a succubus in my life at this stage?

>> No.892588

>>892039

So you're all chasing money but do any of you have the basics down

hardmode: no lying

Own place [ ] - almost
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [X]
Qualifications [ ]
Job with a future [X]
Friends [X]
Good health and hygiene [X]


4/7 doesn't seem too bad

>> No.892603

>>892039
Own place [X]
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [X]
Qualifications [X]
Job with a future [X]
Friends [X]
Good health and hygiene[X]

Ah yee.

>> No.892610

>>892459
>>Has reliable, fun honda
>>Buys/Leases/Finances new shitbox
>>????

Why?
If you're going into debt for a new car get something good, a fuckin fiesta?? Your car performs all the functions of that, probably even better too

Get a rwd 5speed somethingsomething and enjoy your life

>> No.892873
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892873

>>892039
>Own place [ X ]
>Girlfriend/wife [ ]
>Car [ X ]
>Qualifications [ X ]
>Job with a future [ X ]
>Friends [ ]
>Good health and hygiene [ X ]
I thought I had friends, but I've come to realise that I was mistaken.

>> No.892901

>>892039
You forgot:

Your own business [ ]

>> No.892909

Own place [ nope]
Girlfriend/wife [nope ]
Car [nope ]
Qualifications [yes ]
Job with a future [ yes]
Friends [ nope]
Good health and hygiene [yes]

The city i live in is expensive and it sucks

>> No.892911
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892911

>>892039
>Own place [ ]
>Girlfriend/wife [ ]
>Car [ ]
>Qualifications [ ]
>Job with a future [ ]
>Friends [ ]

Just kill me.

>> No.892937

Nope
Nope
Nope
Soon
Nope
Yes
More or less

>> No.892981

Own place: No
gf/wife: Fuck no
Cars: 07 Nissan 350z weekend car, 05 Nissan Maxima as a summertime DD, 03 Crown vic as a winter beater/secondary backup car
Quals: some
Job with Future: no, currently an apprentice tech at a nissan dealership, but its just a job and completely unrelated to what I want to do in the future
Friends: yes, small close circle
Health and Hygiene : yes and yes, /fit/ and /fa/ so both apply

>> No.893014

>all of these people without a car
What the actual fuck. Explain this shit. How the fuck do you even go grocery shopping

>> No.893025

>>893014
>>893014
Don't live in a shit town.

I own a house.
My wife is in the Air Force.
I have 10 or 12 cars, I bought most to have extra parts when I found cheap. Primary driver is a 97 civic that's currently down, waiting for a bearing for transmission. I also have an 83 rx7, bought that motherfucker for 350$.
My qualifications are fuck you. I've made everything from the ground up.
My current job is day trading and smuggling(jk Feds).
Friends though, I know a lot of people and actively talk to a lot, but my only friends are my wife and a few guys from the city I sold my last house in.
23 y/o

>> No.893034
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893034

Yes to all of these except a job with a future. I'm 19 she is 19 and we are going to community college. I'm so burnt out I want to die I want money so fucking bad. These just reflect how much bullshit you can put up with/handle means jack shit about money.

>> No.893042

Own place [ no]
Girlfriend/wife [no ]
Car [no ]
Qualifications [yes ]
Job with a future [ no]
Friends [ yes]

>> No.893129

>>892039
Own place [X ]
Girlfriend/wife [X ]
Car [ X]
Qualifications [ X]
Job with a future [X ]
Friends [ X]

>> No.893133

>>892039
Own place [ X ] - Condo, but a nice place.
Girlfriend/wife [ X ] - Married in June of this year.
Car [ X ] - Second one I've ever owned.
Qualifications [ X ] - 20+ years in IT.
Job with a future [ X ] - Mostly. Pondering a change, though.
Friends [ X ] - Probably a dozen or two.

>> No.893137

Own place [x]
Girlfriend/wife [x]
Car [x]
Qualifications [x]
Job with a future [ ]
Friends [x]
Good health and hygiene [x]

need a better job :(

>> No.893153

>>892184
Where do you live?

>> No.893185

Own place [ x ]
Girlfriend/wife [ x ]
Motorbike [ O ]
Qualifications [ O ]
Job with a future [ X ]
Friends [ X ]
Good health and hygiene [ I would have friends and a gf if I wasnt lazy with bad hygiene]

>> No.893191

Own place [x]
Girlfriend/wife [x]
Car [x]
Qualifications [x]
Job with a future [x]
Friends [if 4chan counts]
Good health and hygiene [x]

>> No.893196

>>892249
Do You actually have 2 extra gf? Does your wife know? I would be worried about divorcerape.

>> No.893197

>>893196
left and right hand

>> No.893289
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893289

>>892039
>Own place
Why
Girlfriend/wife [ ]
Car [ ]
>Qualifications
WHY
>Job with a future [X]
>Friends
why
>Good health and hygiene [X]

>> No.893291

>>893289
wth happened to my post
>Car [X]
>Qualifications [X]
>Job with a future [X]
>Good health and hygiene [X]

>> No.893791
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893791

>>892039
get rid of that dumb wing. fuck.

>> No.893803

>Own place [nope waiting for next crash]
>Girlfriend/wife [nope waiting for perfect pedogal masterrace]
>Car [stang used]
>Qualifications [AA]
>Job with a future [ nah I trade markets]
>Friends [a few]
>Good health and hygiene [ health failing, hygiene trailing that money game]

>> No.893807

Everything but the good health. I really have let myself go since college. But I'm working out 4 hours a week now so hopefully I'll be sexy again in a year

>> No.893820

All but girlfriend/wife. Too expensive right now. Also I'm not really trying, who am I even fucking kidding.

>> No.893878

Own place
>renting, but we will have enough for a decent house end of next year

Girlfriend/wife
>long term girlfriend

Car
>2005 Toyota
>1998 Harley

Qualifications
>Nope, and don't plan on getting any

Job with a future
>start new job tomorrow, so will find out
Friends
>cut all ties with long term friends because they wouldn't stop using. Realized how none of them were interesting or interested in friendships, just sharing a bond over being fucked up. Not even mad

>> No.893895

>>892039
No
No
No
For who?
Yes
...
Ye-Somewhat