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What stops me from going to Japan, steal wagyu cows from farms and become a millionaire?

>> No.8897463

>>8897460
The police

>> No.8897472

>>8897463
/thread

>> No.8897473

>>8897460
Nothing, do it

>> No.8897493

>>8897463
Made me kek

>> No.8897496

>>8897460
>steal de cows
Do you plan on hide them in your pokets and then fly back home?

>> No.8897533

>>8897496

no i would slaughter it and sell it to crime syndicates/black markets in Japan

then go home rich

>> No.8898181

>>8897463
police in Japan only allowed to politely shame you

>> No.8898342

>>8898181
Nah, the Japanese police are brutal fucks as long as there's no one around to see them. They get away with a lot of shit that would put themselves in jail in any other country.

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8898400

>>8897533
>sell it to crime syndicates/black markets in Japan
Yes, farmers who make money from these animals are poor and cannot efford to pay yakuza to fuck you up, when you try to sell the meat.

>> No.8898843

>>8897460
#1 - you are jewish
#2 - you are a faggot

>> No.8898895

>>8898400
This, if >>8898342 thinks the police are scary, you should see what the yakuza will do to you. Probably whip out some kinda ancient oriental torture technique just for you, that or just beat you to death with bricks while force feeding you your own fingers.