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Phone post edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
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Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Movers:
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Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

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>> No.8889571

Ayy my file got approved for my bank's brokering service. 2€ per trade now.

>> No.8889596

JPM earnings coming out around 6:50-7am eastern time.

Will set the tone.

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Short SPY gonna open @ 2682 today

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>>8889600
RIP in piss my 4/20 260 SPY put

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>>8889600
>>8889690
fuck y'all short faggots

>> No.8889836

>>8889442
comfy OP pic. I'm thinking about playing pretty aggressively today. Keeping a close eye on $RIGL today and $GE

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8890001

Good morning! Nice to see /smg/ being up a lot more, nice to talk about strategy when the markets are closed instead of during.

>> No.8890069

It is very convenient for the chinks to publish an unexpected trade deficit when Emperor Trump accuses them of trade malpractice

>> No.8890276

JPM was good, although apparently some issues with competition in the loan market.

Citigroup up next at 8am eastern time

>> No.8890321

>>8890276
Wells Fargo at 8am too

>> No.8890354
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8890354

bank earnings were good, time to close my shorts

>> No.8890472

We've stabilized quite a bit, probably safe to buy calls for a couple weeks out now. I don't see any reason why a downtrend would continue unless DB goes under.

>> No.8890566

>>8890354
Goddamn, I got puts on BAC too

>> No.8890931
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Bears on sucide watch

>> No.8890940

>>8888888

>> No.8891016

Morning all

>> No.8891053
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>>8890931

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>>8890931
>tfw you want a bear market but still see your picks run green

>> No.8891121

blarh

>> No.8891126

today was red but it hardly went down at all

>> No.8891133

We're back!

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.8891138

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.8891160

Oh snap we're back. And so is CRON and WEED.

>> No.8891167

>>8889442
is this a town in germany?

>> No.8891169

ayo why did weed stocks just pump

>> No.8891185

>>8891169
Something about Trump saying weed is cool and all his friends are doing it.

>> No.8891207

>>8891185
he still has friends?

>> No.8891212

>>8891207
Bibi

>> No.8891216

guys i have $1500 to start a roth ira, what etf's do i buy

>> No.8891217

>>8891216
>((roth))

>> No.8891225

Wow, its back, after everything shat the bed.

Banks tanked, what does this mean for monday?

>> No.8891243

At one point this morning, I was just $12 from breaking even and wiping out my losses since early March. Now I'm -$324. I knew I was gonna get JUST'd up the ass today. JUST.

>> No.8891265

still can't upload images

also rip BAC

>> No.8891272

>>8891216
$500 in XAR for war in Syria
$500 in BAKA for muh semiconductors
$500 in CRAK for a nice safe intermediate oil play, not much yield but refiners are poised for a run

>> No.8891277

>>8891265
That's funny because everyone, everywhere was saying BAC was a strong buy.

>> No.8891281

>>8891216
>>8891272
lol fuck the filter, BAKA is https://www.vaneck.com/etf/equity/baka/overview/

>> No.8891282

This market is trash

>> No.8891289

>>8891281
I give up just google VanEck Vectors Semiconductor ETF

>> No.8891290

when should I buy stocks? I'm thinking when S&P500 hits 1500, nasdaq composite at 4k.

see you at the bottom. maybe I'll short in the meanwhile.

>> No.8891294

>>8889600
SPY hit your 82 mark perfectly!
did you sell at 54?

>> No.8891317

Was 4chan down for anyone else?

>> No.8891334

>>8891317
It was down for everyone

>> No.8891335

only down a tiny bit after a big up day.
good news

>> No.8891337

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JPMORGAN WHYYYYYY

>> No.8891355

>>8891289
>>8891281

lmao fug that is hillarious

>> No.8891389

>>8891335
I lost half of yesterday's gains. Today, everything of mine but KO was red.

>> No.8891488 [DELETED] 

>>8891225
The jews shut us down because they dont want us to make it.

>> No.8891501

How red will Monday be?

>> No.8891539

I accidentally invested heavy into TVIX by clicking something on accident. I am an absolute brainlet. Here is hoping that we announce a new merger on Monday

>> No.8891542

>>8891501
Blood hallway .gif

>>8891294
Nope am have to hold overweek bc daytrading laws

>> No.8891556

can anyone upload images?

>> No.8891567

>>8891542
2015 kind of red or 2008 kind of red?

>> No.8891789

RIP BAC

Bagholder is the official communist Jew of /smg/ now for his glorious call. My puts are already up substantially

>> No.8891795

I hope you all bought BAC put's, it's over

>> No.8891806

AYYY beat the fuckin market boys! .09% in the green and it feels great!

>> No.8891813

>>8891795
Its going to be worse on monday?

>> No.8891815

CRASH ON MONDAY

>> No.8891825

>>8891813
Ohhhhh yes it will, people fled BAC today and it had trouble staying above even 30, it just might be bad

>> No.8891853

>>8891813
its all ogre

>> No.8891865

>still hodling tvix
evil_nico.png

>> No.8891875

>>8891167
>a_cozy_scene_in_germ.jpg

>> No.8891876

What do you leafs use to trade?
Thinking about questrade

>> No.8891882

>>8891567
2008 the fucking banks are greedy shits and have been subprime loaning. Nearly 200B at minimum in subprime exposure between the major banks. 2nd and 3rd level loan lenders are going bankrupt. Thus #1 big banks won't be paid.

https://wolfstreet.com/2018/04/11/how-much-are-banks-exposed-to-subprime-more-than-we-think/

Combined with retail going bust it is all ogre

>> No.8891889

>>8891882
is it time to short that shit?

>> No.8891895

>>8891889
all in tvix friend

>> No.8891901

>>8891882
>2008 the fucking banks are greedy shits and have been subprime loaning.
I guess history does repeat itself

>> No.8891908

>>8891895
I have a 9-5 which makes it pretty hard to day trade. I assume I don't want to hodl TVIX day to day?

>> No.8891914

>>8891908
if the market is about to crash hodling tvix won't matter because it will go greener and greener every day

and unlike an actual short you can't get margin called or have to pay interest

>> No.8891922

>>8891882
Although the whole subprime bullshit is true

I don't think a crisis can happen again with exactly the same cause because you can be sure that this shit has been monitored to death.

JPM C WFC BAC are going to tank but I don't think that would cause a crash because this shit is expected and actually being monitored

>> No.8891927

damn image uploads still all cocked up.

was gonna post the bunker board again. we used it today and it went over pretty good. ill come back hopefully later tonight if the threads still up, and post it if hiroshimoot fixes his fucking shit.

can you imagine the poor spook whose job it is to scrape every image off of 4chans servers and sift through all the retarded memes, to try and find pictures of /r9k/ NEETs who were blackmailed into becoming traps? poor dumb bastard

>> No.8891929

>>8891895
>>8891889
Puts on BAC & calls on UVXY.

It is too late for ya'll, BAC earning pre market Monday. You can probably get in on MS, earnings April 18

>> No.8891935

>>8891914
Plus
I heard CBOE TVIX Corp has just raised their quarterly dividends

>> No.8891945

>>8891927
If they are scraping images the haven may be compromised

>> No.8891955

>>8891927
>to try and find pictures of /r9k/ NEETs who were blackmailed into becoming traps?
fucking what

>> No.8891993

>>8891929
gotta add, i havent done much looking into MS, but they DID just break their trend line, and like BAC, are showing serious weakness going into ER. and being a big bank that didnt learn its lesson last time, they have certainly been lending all kinds of risky loans to all kinds of people/companies that, by all means, should not be lent to.

but definitely keep an eye on them going into ER. im going to at the very least play a straddle.

>>8891945
hey if i can shill a couple spooks on some good plays, maybe theyll do me a favor and "lose" some of my federal file

>>8891955
yeah that happened. 90% sure thats why the site was frozen, and not nuked entirely. some sick fuck was taking advantage of /r9k/s autism, convincing them to dress up as girls (to get laid i guess????), and take pictures of themselves to be allowed to enter a discord for other traps. then the leader (reiko i guess his name is) took all their pictures, doxed them, and then proceeded to blackmail them into taking HRT and watching cuck porn to become his fucking sex slaves. sick fuck. he deserves to be fucking shot in the stomach and left to bleed out imo. apparently some of the poor kids were underage too, so the feds got involved. also that robot that blasted his brains out on cam was supposedly one of his targets

at least thats what i heard

>> No.8892003

>>8891993
I used to play minecraft with reiko and kill him a lot

>> No.8892007

>>8891895
me half SPXU half tvix half gopro

>> No.8892008

>>8891993
I am seriously considering shorting every bank Monday morning. The more I dig into this situation the worse seems

That is fucking awful about the neets. They needed support and teaching and got abused instead

>> No.8892025

>>8891993
>at least thats what i heard
from whence?

>> No.8892052

>>8892003
kek really? small fucking world

he seems like a fucking creep so i guess you did good

>>8892008 (checked)
>I am seriously considering shorting every bank Monday morning. The more I dig into this situation the worse seems
your digits confirm lad

>That is fucking awful about the neets. They needed support and teaching and got abused instead
the part that really makes my blood boil is the targeting of underage kids. ESPECIALLY considering the forcing them to take HRT. im not even against trannys (though i dislike the giving children anti androgens). but this guy went one further than the quack doctors, as he was forcing them to take actual full on HRT. bear in mind how quickly permanent sterilization can happen in underage kids with even just AAs. then add Estrogen on top of that. makes me fucking sick. but for once i feel actual gratitude towards the feds, seeing them actually doing their jobs, and going after a legitimate threat and not some random, harmless shitposter on the internet.

>>8892025
i only heard of it from a couple days ago desu
the screencaps i saw had that name. but all the threads i saw were getting deleted so i didnt grab any pics as i didnt want to be involved. it was just like a car wreck though, too horrifying to look away

>> No.8892057

>>8892025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asybQ4vO46o

>> No.8892062

>>8891993
That reiko shit is so fucking insane looooool

>> No.8892085

>>8892062
i know its terrible
beyond malevolent

the silver lining here is that, with this 4chan shutdown, and backpage being seized, it shows the feds are actually going after traffickers, and sex predators etc

theres si much sick shit out in this world, and the insane amount of money thats spent here to derail and collect data on (mostly) the most completely harmless shitposters anywhere. sure everyone says nigger and faggot too much to take home to ma, but all in all, most people here will never amount to ANYTHING, let alone a real danger to society.

its all so backasswards

>> No.8892087

Next week is going to be wild

>> No.8892106

>>8892087
I hope my bearshit will turn green

>> No.8892111

>>8892087
yeah up 1% one day down 1% the next day over and over

weee

>> No.8892130 [DELETED] 

test

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8892133

>tfw holding 700 BTE stocks @ 3.30$
>canadacucks fail to stop the trans mountain pipeline
>houthis fuck saudi oil production, iran sanctions back, WW3 tensions in syria
>stock goes back to 20-30$

who else /oil/ here

>> No.8892140

>>8892106
itll be the greenest thing in the market
>>8892111
i told yall it was going sideways.
thats why i was saying get over to commodities. tons of movement. equities are on hold until we get all the bank ERs. which obviously will not save us, and then we go down
>>8892133
exactly

>> No.8892160

>>8892140
what are you talking about? JPM just broke all of its revenue and profit records

>> No.8892176

>>8892160
youll see m8. those earnings are almost irrelevant.
what happened after this ER? they all dropped like a stone. watch BAC monday. somethings up, and its not the stock

>> No.8892180

>>8892160
No it basically barely met expectations despite all the tax benefits

>> No.8892198

First

>> No.8892238

Good morning oh wait..

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dunno about you guys, but im still getting connection errors all over the site. heres our backup board in case we keep having trouble.

vpns and shit should work fine in case youre scared of me hackin ur data or some silly shit like that.

>> No.8892243

ded

>> No.8892252

test

>> No.8892292

>Had to put on my big boy pants with no /smg/ bros to hold me
Was tough desu.

>> No.8892309

JPM dropped apparently due to slightly missing profit targets (very slightly). They beat on revenue and earnings per share targets.

Wells Fargo may also have to pay a fine, so it dropped as well.

In a true bull market, those things should not have had such a drastic impact on the market.

Frankly, I think the more likely reason things dropped was not because of some fundamental reason (that's just being used as some explanation by commentators/media). Sellers are clearly trying to maintain the downward trend line on the daily timeframe (which can be seen on the Dow/SP500). It was a case of "selling the news".

This officially a bear market, in my mind. Earnings will not do anything to help if this is the precedent that's set.

>> No.8892395

>>8892309
Still going to maintain a net long bias for the rest of earnings season, but I believe this stuff doesn't bode well at all.

>> No.8892427

OLED was the canary in the coalmine .

>> No.8892428
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MERVAL FELL 1.6% BUT 4CHAN WAS DOWN SO I COULDNT COMPLAIN.
BUT MY PORTFOLIO ONLY FELL .4% BUT 4CHAN WAS DOWN SO I COULDNT TELL TO ANYONES FACE FUCKKK

>> No.8892517

can i post now or what?

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>>8892309
>This officially a bear market, in my mind.

Put all your money on a x3 exposure short before posting retarded shit like this.

>Earnings will not do anything to help if this is the precedent that's set.

Precedent?...What fucking precedent? Earnings are literally the only thing that decides a bear or a bull market you mong.

For reference, your comment is now in reference to a article from 2016.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-bank-stocks-fall-baffling-some-1452886229

>> No.8892620

>>8892309
I got burned this week for being too short.
Put some long positions yesterday before close and throughout the day today.

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>>8892517

Nice.

Okay, Canadian weed update after hours edition:

BULL RUN HAS BEGUN. There was a major catalyst today thanks to one Donald. A Donald. The Donald. It seems to Colorado senator Cory Gardner has received notice from the Trump in chief that he (the drumpfer) will back state rights in the matter of marijuana legalization. That means, essentially, that attorney general Jefferson Sessions can go fuck himself with or without the horse he may or may not have rode in on. Trump also wishes to pursue legislation to secure states' rights in this regard in a more official way than promises and assurances of no fed interference. Article here:

https://www.bnn.ca/pot-stocks-soar-as-senator-says-trump-backs-state-level-legal-weed-1.1056348

Bright green today and, I think after retail investors have absorbed the ramifications of this news, significant gap up on Monday.

>> No.8892671

Bogs are working overtime. This week was pumped to kill the shorts. Next week will kill the longs.

>> No.8892794

Oh fuck boys Trump just approved a missile strike against Syria. Oil's gonna gap up hard on Monday.

>> No.8892827

DRRRRUMPFFFF

>> No.8892832

>>8892523
I'll will move to shorting if the conditions are met, I can't right now as my trading thesis is based around my continued believe that earnings will continue outperform expectations. I would at least need to see breaks of important moving averages on the daily timeframe before considering such positioning, that has not occurred yet.

By precedent I meant that it may now be the idea in many people's' heads to sell into strong earnings reports, and get out of the market, rather wait for a pump. This would be reasonable, as we're now in the backdrop of many geopolitical situations, there's too much fear. Nobody wants to buy, it seems.

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HIIIIGHWAY TO THE

DANGER ZONE

>> No.8892930

Hmm so will strikes in Syria dump the market? What if russia doesnt respond?

>> No.8892965
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8892965

Are there established robinhood daytrade meta?

Like do you use all 3 daytrades in one day to get the cooldown ticking faster... or...?

>> No.8892983

>>8892930
Stocks pretty much always sell off during a geopolitical crisis. With all the FUD going on recently it'll be a bloodbath monday unless shit changes drastically over the weekend. Even if the strike turns out to be a one off that doesn't lead to larger action, the market will still spaz out a bit.

>> No.8893001

>>8892965
It's a rolling 5 days, so after 5 days each day trade drops off.

>> No.8893002

>>8892930

Military actions are not necessarily bad for the market. Oil typically gets a boost from them. Since this is probably another salvo of missiles against some military asset(s) in Syria, it shouldn't have a major affect on the stock market. I imagine the thinking is it's a similar deal to the last Syria strike; many many missiles, little bit of finger waving and don't do that again or you'll get the business, little bit of grumble from Russia, but no escalation of conflict in so far as US involvement is concerned for now. Market isn't likely to freak out unless Trump orders some kind of escalation in the form of ground troop deployments and more direct things like that.

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>>8892832

All these wooooords...

>I'll will move to shorting if the conditions are met, I can't right now as my trading thesis is based around my continued believe that earnings will continue outperform expectations. I would at least need to see breaks of important moving averages on the daily timeframe before considering such positioning, that has not occurred yet.

So...It's not a bear market. To call something too early/late is essentially wrong.

>...This would be reasonable, as we're now in the backdrop of many geopolitical situations, there's too much fear. Nobody wants to buy, it seems.

That's a really long explanation for something everyone else calls 'low volume'.

>> No.8893030

what are some good defense stocks to buy???

>> No.8893038

>>8892965
>Are there established robinhood daytrade meta?
Yeah. Invest more than 25k.

>> No.8893047

>>8892983
>>8893002
>>8893030
>>8892794
>>8892827


>held Tvix last Syria missle strike
>didn't even register
>actually went down, sold at loss; -2%

Fuck this noise.

>> No.8893051

>>8893030
DFEN if you like leverage.

>> No.8893164

>>8893001
Oh so me guess that means... XD... ??¿¿

>>8893038
;_;
/spit

>> No.8893170

>>8893028
If you don't want to call it a bear market, that's okay, I'm not here to argue on technicalities. Fact is, it's not going up (it's downtrending on the daily timeframe), even with news that should provide at least some stability.

If you believe that's due to volume being low, and not Trade Wars, Interest rate concerns, and and now Syria, that's fine too. I'm also now seeing more commentators stating: "Ah! of course the market's falling it was overvalued, tax reform was already discounted", as sentiment sours, while all of last year year it was about "global growth". Honestly, I don't think anyone knows what the fuck they're talking about. I am simply going by the news events the market is responding to, but the idea of lower volume is just as valid.

>> No.8893223

>>8893002
Wars always bring short term uncertaincy, but on the long run it depends on the kind of conflict. If the US is securing key resources (ie oil rigs) it might even benefit the markets.

But I think you are underestimating the Russians. I fear they have gone full cornered cat, on the middle of recession receiving heavy fines with their diplomats expelled everywhere. And the hacking scandal lul. And yet Putin won with a 60%+ votes. He might just double down.

>> No.8893234

>>8893030
KTOS because muh drones and shit

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ITS OVER
TRUMP, UK AND FRANCE ARE LAUNCHING A MULTI WAVE ATTACK ON SYRIA
CHECK THE NEWS, THE MARKET IS FUCKED MONDAY

>> No.8893318

>>8893310
>He isn't long on oil

>> No.8893340

>>8893318
I'M SELLING EVERYTHING MONDAY MORNING, THIS IS GOING TO BE A BLOOD BATH

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>tfw hodler of TVIX

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TRUMP JUST CRASHED THE MARKET


WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I SELL TODAY!!’


FUCK FUCK FUCK!!’

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why are futures climbing

>> No.8893410

>>8893340
>a bloodbath
Come on. Trump always backs down at the last moment and calls it a victory. Wouldnt even be surprised if he does it sunday/late saturday.
Sure probably monday will be bad but I wouldnt be so sure on the long term.

>> No.8893428

>>8893402

Russia hasn’t retaliated [yet]

>> No.8893435

>>8893402
I think futures are closed. we baghold TVIX together, hoping for more than 10. I need off Mr Trump's wild ride.

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>>8893348

Of all the days for the strikes to occur, now is the worst possible time for TVIX.

Two full days for the invested to digest what happened and potentially realize this shit is nothing. Unless there is a definitive response from Iran/Russia, it will fade shortly from memory.

>> No.8893459

>>8893435
>I need off Mr Trump's wild ride.

That is not allowed, i'm afraid.

>> No.8893464

>>8893318
>he doesn't have puts on BAC

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8893483

I better wear some Depends on Monday morning, holy shit.

>> No.8893485
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>>8893453
>>8893402
>>8893348

>Pentagon says Syria strikes are 'one time shot' to send strong message to Assad
>"Right now this is a one time shot and I believe it sent a very strong message,"

Yea, it's nothing.

>> No.8893495

>>8893485
I've been holding tvix since about 8$ anyway, after getting fucked by commissions

>> No.8893501

>>8893483

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8893504

>>8893402
Because when boomers retreat, the young investors move in.

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>>8893464
>tfw I do but I'm short on them.

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>>8893495
>commissions
>in 2018

>> No.8893555

>>8893544
some of my cash got stuck in a boomer brokerage about 3 months ago and I've been primarily fucking around with that

my RH account is currently loaded with USO calls and BAC puts

>> No.8893594

>>8893485
>>8893495
Every side on the political aisle’s going to shit themselves over this in some fashion. However, being not retarded, I’m aware this is his way of appeasing warhawks while pulling us out. Do you think it’ll affect the market?

>> No.8893614

Guys, the market will gap down tomorrow. I struggle to see how someone could have any doubts about that.

>> No.8893622

>>8893614
*next week, not tomorrow

>> No.8893650

What should I buy first thing Monday morning?

>> No.8893669

>>8893650
This
>>8893614
>>8893622 (checked)
I fucking hope not.

>> No.8893687

>>8893544
Word. Charging flat rate + x cents per contract is fucking ridiculous especially since most of my positions are defined risk trades.
I've saved at least 200 dollars in the last two weeks making my spreads on RH instead of ToS.

Its a mess managing my positions though.

>> No.8893693

>>8893594
>while pulling us out
lel we're not getting out anytime soon

>> No.8893726

>>8893693
Having some SF units there is natural Ameribullshit. Fight for Israel, goyim!! If we went full Gulf War, however, I’d be fucking pissed. Say what you want about the guy but he cares about saving innocent lives.

>> No.8893959

Holy fucking shit, the market was retarded today.
Go burned on my short and my long.
Lost so much money. Gonna stick to short only now.

>> No.8894029

>>8893594
>Do you think it’ll affect the market?

Monday, maybe. Tuesday, no.

>> No.8894037

Monday I may sell everything and go all in on a Poland ETF.
Who else is feeling retarded today?

>> No.8894050

>>8894037
Ive been a brainlet all week, go for it

>> No.8894114

Do any of you invest directly in companies, or just a bunch of over-fancy ETFs?

>> No.8894136

>>8894037
Why bet on Poland when you can go all in on leveraged memes?

TVIX
UGLD
USLV
OILU
GUSH
SQQQ
SPXS

>> No.8894147

>>8894114
I'm long AMAT, ASML, RHT
Also TM and F

>> No.8894153

>>8894050
Poland produces the best posters on /pol/, so that's what I'll do.
10/10, new official policy

>> No.8894168

>>8894153

>ass blasted germ slaves
>best posters

haha no.

>> No.8894296

>It's another getting stuck in the loading screen with a bunch of drunk landers episode

>> No.8894324

>>8894037
Why Poland?
Also, what Poland ETFs are out there?

>> No.8894439

NS
>20% Div yield
>Trading near book value

This seem too good to be true, it looks like it ready to fill the gap.
it's an energy company so it might benefit from the Oil price hike.

>> No.8894450

>>8894168
Other than japs, Poland produces the best bants on a regular basis. This is a known fact.

>>8894324
EPOL and PLND

>> No.8894479

Where can I learn options for free?
Im tired of all these freebie webinars that end up with JOIN MY 599 COURSE FOR FULL EXPLANATION etc.

>> No.8894491

>>8894439
Nice pick, going in my dividend list

>> No.8894533

I was working on the site today when I realized the funds basic method of investing is retarded. If I actually want to run a hedgefund like this, an ERC20 token or waves listed on a small exchange would be way better
Currently there are 3 investors in the fund, and I'm going to refund all of their money and try again with a new approach in June.
Rip. AUIC version 1, version 2 will be much better
Whoever does the copy pasta next, remove the link to autismincorporated until I have it up and running again plz

>> No.8894546

>>8893959
Lost twenty dollars today. Back to being $140 in the hole.

>> No.8894567

Did you guys read about glorious japanbros finding "near infinite" veins of rare earths on Nipponland?

China BTFO

>> No.8894602

>>8894439
>20% Div yield
>Trading near book value

Identifying Shit Stocks, 9000th ed.

>> No.8895217

Stocktwits about to pump ARGS again.
keeping an eye on on Monday.

>> No.8896216

>>8894439
>This seem too good to be true
>proceeds to not look into the company past the first 10 numbers that come up
why even namefag yourself? just to let people know how retarded you are?