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8886685 No.8886685 [Reply] [Original]

"Hey Stacey, want anything from Starbucks?"
>"Yeah, I want a mocha roastie supreme! But can you go get it for both of us, I don't want to stop watching Netflix!"
"Sure, can you send me some money though? My credit card is almost empty, I spent everything on Chad!"
>"Yeah, I just go this new app "Request Network". Download it and send me a request!"
"Wow, I just got it too! I'll put in a request. Hmm, that's weird Stace, it's saying I need "REQ tokens". Wtf is that?"
>"Uh, this app is so fucking weird. WEIRD AND CREEPY. Why do I need a token to send money? How do I even get them?"
"Just delete it Stace and use venmo. That app was made by virgins and creepy ugly losers."

3 weeks later...

"Stace, remember that Request Network app?"
>"Ugh. that ugly looking one that was obviously made by no life virgins?"
"Yep, that's the one. Well I GUESS I had to use it to send money because it has lower fees, but it's such a shit app and you can tell that ugly virgins made it. Guess what the app MAKES you do Stace."
>"Lay it on me girl, I can only imagine what the neckbeards that made that app make you do to use it."
"Get this Stace, I wanted to send 10 grand to Chad, and instead of just being NORMAL like Venmo and Paypal and entering Chad's name to send it to him, I had to enter his "wallet address". LOL!"
>"Holy shit, that is the nerdiest thing I've ever heard! I'm drier than the Sahara just hearing such nerdy, gay words."
"It's unbelievable, if you want to send money, you have to enter a 40 character string of letters and numbers. If you screw up, and of course what normal, non autistic person wouldn't under those circumstances, no refunds, because the app uses a "blockchain". Imagine the autistic spergs that made that app Stacey, they're so fucking creepy and their app is shit! Let's use Venmo only from now on!"

>> No.8886717

>someone took the time to think, write, and edit this.

>> No.8886728

I want my 10 seconds skimming and replying back

>> No.8886730

>>8886685
Why does biz love this shitcoin so much?

>> No.8886755

Awkward larp
Stacy and Kate don't give a crap about low fees, because they think in absolute terms. Spending 80 cents on a 5 dollars transaction is ok to them because "lol, it's only 80 cents"
If you try to tell them about the benefits they won't give a fuck unless they're attracted to you
If they're attracted to you and you walk them to the process, they'll follow with attention and do everything you tell them to
Then the moment you turn your back they'll switch back to the thing they used before because it makes them feel comfortable

>> No.8886780

I’ve read this one before. Still gets me all giddy

>> No.8886813

lmao this is both hilarious and true. Nobody will ever bother with REQ save for all the khv bagholders here eternally hoping it reaches $1 again

>> No.8886867

>>8886685
Perfect spot to work in a "Stacy they burned my tokens randomly" and you missed it

>> No.8887019

You don't actually have normal social interactions do you? Normal fags don't talk anything like that, at most they'll say it's nerdy and werid

>> No.8887092

>>8886755
this. normies are so retarded

>> No.8887096

REQ shitposting is pretty high today.

Looking forward to update must Be something good

>> No.8887157

Is it werid that I am attracted to the name and logo more and more the longer and more this thing keeps losing me money?

>> No.8887169
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8887169

In a sexual way I mean.

>> No.8887183

>>8886728
this

>> No.8887194

>>8887019
They wouldn't even say it's nerdy or all that weird if it worked and the token mechanism was obscured

>> No.8887957
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8887957

This FUD means nothing to me. Anyone who isn't in on this will kill themselves in 3 years time

>> No.8887989

REQ is the only TRUE MOON. $100 EOY.

>> No.8887996

How much req for Stacy to step on my balls?

>> No.8888067

>implying request won’t have you set a username to obfuscate/abstract from the wallet address
Let me guess, you also write the IP address instead of the .org address when you browse 4chan?

>> No.8888131

>>8886685
this shit is so fucking creepy