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Gents i've been lurking and researching a few months but am still lost. Where do i start with coin? Who can i trust to teach me on youtube? What app or website do i use to track my portfolio and trade?

>> No.8876505

>>8876461
Whats wrong with her asshole?

>> No.8876506

>>8876461
that butthole is so suckable

>> No.8876525

>>8876505
Absolutely nothing, youre just gay!

>> No.8876550

>>8876461
Would strangle tenderly

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8876553

>>8876461
BLUE BOARD
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>BLUE BOARD
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>> No.8876563

>>8876461
>Who can i trust to teach me on youtube?
nobody

>> No.8876572

>>8876461
wheres the rest? tits, pussy?

>> No.8876589

>>8876461
Saved

>> No.8876662

>>8876461
Sauce

>> No.8876744
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8876744

https://imgur.com/a/yWVTJ

>> No.8876776

Teach me and will provide more pics related

>> No.8876805

>>8876744
BASED

>> No.8876814

>>8876776
CPX

>> No.8876815

>>8876525
No, there's something wrong with it.
It looks like it's on the verge of becoming prolapsed.

>> No.8876837

>>8876815
She probably needs to take a shit dumb dumb. It's a healthy looking hole. Her face though, she looks pretty sauced.

>> No.8876874

>>8876505
prolapse inc

>> No.8876884

Would love to lick that brapper
Her ass hole is fine you faggots
Maybe she was playing with it earlier so it's lose, it looks clean and pink tho

>> No.8876894

>>8876461
Dat ass has been used up.

>> No.8876920

>>8876505
There's no dick in it

>> No.8876924

>>8876884
it looks like the fucking colon with all the other guts are about to explode through that apricot

>> No.8876927

THE CHOCOLATES GONE BAD

>> No.8876939

>>8876505
she did anal recently.
>>8876461
name?

>> No.8876946

>>8876815

this >>8876837

this is how a womans asshole looks like. maybe you should start to pray the gay away untill you lose your virginity

>> No.8876965

She look like she smell like a wet dog

>> No.8876997

She a chaturbater advertising on /b?

>> No.8876999

>>8876946
>womans
you meant whore's?

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8877010

>>8876965

>> No.8877029

>>8876744
definitely got fucked by her dad at one point, i can tell by the shape of the child-themed-stuff issues

>> No.8877032

>>8876461
Fuck sakes boys I've been no fap for almost two years and the CONSTANT thot posting has desensitized me. Not that I've broken my streak but I'll casually look at a naked bitch now. Undisciplined of me.

>> No.8877067

>>8877032
how often do you have wet dreams?

>> No.8877094
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8877094

I don't really get anal, came inside my gfs ass last night and the only benefit really seemed to be that I could bust in there which I guess was a big benefit but is it worth being messy?

>> No.8877102

>>8876999
same thing

>> No.8877113

>>8877032
how did that no fap meme work out for you?

>> No.8877115

nofap is retarded and is going to eventually give you cancer or make you impotent...

>> No.8877131

>>8877094
then she went to the bathroom, shook out the sperm outta her asshole, impregnated herself with a finger, you'll have a nigger son now, better start saving money for that bastard

>> No.8877143

>>8877067
I do if I'm not having sex regularly but I have a gf right now.

>>8877094
It's just variety man. Mix it up once and a while. I get turned on by filling my gf's ass up but the moment I come I get super paranoid that there's shit inside of my dick. I knew this guy when I was young who fucked his GF in the ass and a piece of corn stuck in his dick and it got infected. He had to get it removed at the hospital. That's always given me anxiety.

>> No.8877151

nofap makes me more a predator

>> No.8877166

>>8877032
How is it up there man?

>> No.8877173

>>8877094
Lmao shes supposed to clean it you pair of pigs

>> No.8877176

>>8877094
It's a jew meme. Progressive normalization of deviant sex practices.

>> No.8877182

>>8877113
Really good buddy I'd say it changed my life for the better.

>>8877166
Feels cleaner, more pure, and disciplined. Helped tremendously with everything to do with the opposite sex.

>>8877151
Yep

>> No.8877188

>>8877032

I seriously hope you fail your nofap you fucking idiot. I commend the thotposters for constantly triggering you low test fucks.

If you literally need to stop masturbating and watching porn just so you can function normally in society, maybe you shouldn't be. Maybe you are destined to be a fucking loser virgin faggot. Everyone else has no problem watching porn and getting/maintaining a gf at the same time. You nofap fags constantly shrieking each time a qt slut is posted is pathetic.

>> No.8877190
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8877190

>>8877115
You seem to be a touch less virgin. Bet you didn’t add real pussy into the equation, did you.

>> No.8877209

>>8877188
>>8877190
Refer to this.

>> No.8877214

>>8876461
This is my dream asshole for my future wifes asshole.

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8877217

>>8877188
Whats wrong anon?

>> No.8877240

>>8877188
Very emotional response. Reeks of no self-control. Probably why you rage at the idea of no fap.

>> No.8877243

>>8877188
christ anon..
having a bad day or something?

>> No.8877271

>>8877190
So if I feel like shooting one, I use a real pussy?

>> No.8877276

>>8877176
anal sex is quite popular since ancient greek times. It's not a jew meme. Hating anal sex or "deviant sex practices" are more of a Vatican meme tho.

>> No.8877280

>>8877209

>Haha wow guys look at me I'm so cool I am having real sex with a real women and it's all because I don't fap you should all join my on my no fap crusade

Refer to the part where I said no one else has a problem maintaining a gf/getting regular sex and looking at porn at the same time you low test cuck. It's pathetic you think of sex as some kinds of achievement that makes you cool, that you made it, instead of just a normal thing that men do every day.

>>8877217
>>8877240
>>8877243

I like thotposting and I am sick of you fucking nofap retards complaining about it. Fuck off. I do not care about your well being or your amazing streak of not touching your own penis you fucking loser. I like to see hot thots on /biz/ when I browse it.

>> No.8877291

>>8877188
try not jerking even a couple weeks and see how literally any shape of woman will make u wanna bust in yr pants my dude

>> No.8877296

>>8877188

Look at this dude.

>> No.8877302

>>8877280
sounds like someone need to fap it

>> No.8877303

>>8877032
>no porn is sound
>no fap is retarded

>> No.8877311

>>8877276
source? from what I know, ancient homo greeks didn't penetrate anuses.

>> No.8877323

>>8877291

Sorry I don't want to become a pathetic desperate loser with no standards who tries to pick up a 4/10 38 year old from a bar because I need to nut that fucking badly.

Fapping helps keep your standards high, and also helps you last longer in bed so you don't embarrass yourself by cumming in 3 fucking seconds because you are so unbelievably backed up.

>> No.8877328

>>8877280
>porn addict template

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>>8877323
and yet here you are in a thot-thread arguing your point..

>> No.8877363

>>8877280
>>8877323
There's so much anger and projection in your posts. did you get liquidated last night?

>>8877303
Well whatever works for you. No fap is better for me as I have a healthier and more enjoyable sex life. Reason being that I enjoy it more whereas if I masturbate it's not as fun. Pretty simple.

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>>8876461

Im feeling generous because, you know, gains. So here are some tips.

Rules:

1. Never FOMO into anything

2. Allways buy when its low and there is no hype or news. As soon as news are out and hype starts, dont go there. You might catch the train, but most likely if unexpirienced, you wont and even if you do, you'll still manage not to sell when needed.

3. Never buy into anything you dont know anything about. Like Ontology token. Its mooning, but fuck if Im gonna buy that. I have no clue wtf it does.

4. Never buy into anything just because it has huge upside (like fucking link). Just because something is 0.0002 USD, doesnt mean it will moon to 1400 USD. There is reason why its so low.

5. Dont buy into shitcoins with low volum. They are really easy to manipulate and pump and dump groups are exploiting this.

6. Never give advice to your wife, family or friends on investing. Doesnt matter if you are crypto god, dont fucking go there.

>> No.8877391

>>8876505
Nothing, its normal asshole. Stop being a virgin.

>> No.8877405

>>8876461
I keep thinking I might start up a blog to teach newbies about crypto. I already run several sites full time and setting up a blog is just a recurrent thought due to all the bias info out there.

You can actually get started with $0 and by collecting airdrops, get up to $1k fairly quickly. Just noticed an IOSToken Airdrop I forgot about in one of my wallets is at $100.

For youtube, ummjackson is good.

>> No.8877445

>>8876461
Start trading now with small volume and learn from your mistakes. It's the only way

>> No.8877457
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8877457

>>8877323
>Fapping helps keep your standards high, and also helps you last longer in bed so you don't embarrass yourself by cumming in 3 fucking seconds because you are so unbelievably backed up.

this. Unless your private whore is available everyday there is no point doing no fap, what are you gonna do, stop every 10s or think about hedgehogs in order to last longer?
Only redit cucks will try to suppress natural needs because someone told them it gives some meme super powers lmao.

Every normal man jerks off and focuses on important stuff, making money, running errands etc, no fap cucks are wasting their free time sitting with a raging boner unable to focus on anything because they need to "save it for THAT moment"

picrel

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8877461

>>8877391
>this post

>> No.8877478

>>8877323
i actually don't nofap, got a gf but it's rarefap - makes it pretty fucking incredible when we have sexo - the buildup, the insane raging desire

also if you do dick kegals you'll stay hard as long as you want, and can pretty much control when you wanna have an orgasm tbqh

>> No.8877482

>>8876461
The Chart guys on youtube https://youtu.be/SNF_amBSbBg
Binance for trading for ease of use while new
Buy the big 3 coins first BTC, ETH, LTC
Coinmastery and others can provide good fundamentals. Trading 212 does great youtubes with some crypto mostly stock and forex trading. Hashcurrency app for news from reddit and coindesk, btc.com, etc and google Hackernoon, stocksgazette and buy everything the first time you read about it on biz and you'll moon by next april.

>> No.8877491

>>8877405
Please anon, tell us more about airdrops. It is really so easy?

>> No.8877548

>>8877457
If you're worried about lasting longer you probably don't get pussy. Because if you have sex at least 2x a week your stamina is fine.

>> No.8877560

>>8877143
>a piece of corn stuck in his dick and it got infected. He had to get it removed at the hospital
Bullshit? No way?

>> No.8877598

>>8877560
No joke. Always make sure your girl has taken a shit in the last 8 hours before going in the backdoor.

>> No.8877600

>>8876505
It's loose.

>> No.8877618
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8877618

>>8876999
>>8877102
>>8876946
>>8876815
she has hemorrhoids

my gf had a smooth butthole

you can tell the picture girl's butthole is hard and has seen a lot of big turds and hard pushing.. that is what my own butthole is like

>> No.8877622

>>8877276
Wrong. As other anon said, greeks did not practice anal sex, nor did romans. It is a highly unsanitary and unsafe practice very like to result in injuries and infections, all for the dubious gain of getting shit on your dick.

>> No.8877626

>>8877176
Rimming is the new j-w meme. I saw a virus posted that can be obtained from rimming and it was a literal star of david, do you have the name of that virus or the wikipedia page?

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>>8876461
Good question OP. Just hold BTC and learn how to setup a stop loss and determine the percentage you're willing to loose on a particular trade, set a stop using half or whatever you want lower than what you bought in for. Set another limit with the remainder to a higher price you think it could sell at in the future. Rinse and repeat friendo.

>> No.8877633

>>8877491
Yes, you can go to bitcointalk to where people announce coins ANN, and just sign up for every airdrop. I made $1k+ with datum, storm, iostoken, and some others from their free airdrops. I stick to the real ones but I imagine not everyone can tell what projects are real, so you could just sign up for every new coins airdrop or bounty program with like a fresh email address + a fresh ethereum address to keep track, then sell them when they peak. My Datum was worth $3k when I received it but fell to $500 during the past 3 months and I made a mistake by not selling at least half/all of the airdrop when I got it.

>> No.8877655

>>8877622
They both raped boys in the ass. The wrote about it dipshit.

>> No.8877673
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8877673

>>8877626
Jamie, see if you can pull up that jewish anal virus

>> No.8877675
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>>8876461
>Who can i trust to teach me on youtube?

Why would you go YouTube first for ANYTHING? Is this a Gen Z thing?

>> No.8877676

>>8877029
not necessarily her father

could be any childhood sexual experience that taught her that immaturity is attractive and locked her into that age mentally and sexually

she probably has a really high voice like a child because if she became sexual at a young age she might try to preserve those features, like a high voice

at least this is what Dr Drew said on loveline

im not expert and im not trying to be chauvinistic either

>> No.8877685

>>8877655
source?

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8877703

>>8877673

>> No.8877709

>>8877685
in 300 Gerard Butler calls the Acadians "those boy lovers from the north"

>> No.8877717

>>8877655
They did not. They performed intercrural sex.

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>>8877685
>>8877709
>300
>Gerard Butler

>> No.8877735

>>8877709
well that settles it

>> No.8877751

>>8877717
then why do hookers call anal "greek?"

there is a greek vase pic on wikipedia or something under anal sex

they drew pictures

>> No.8877755

>>8877709
that quote speaks nothing about assfucking

>> No.8877765

>>8877618
>>8876837

>>8876946
See this^

Mine looks like that as well. She needs more fiber in her diet.

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8877779

>>8877751
>getting your history from hookers

>> No.8877794

>>8877765
nahh once a butthole is wrecked it never goes back.. not that big of a deal desu but looking at it reminds me of my own hemorrhoids and makes my butt hurt

my ex had a perfect "flat" butthole and you could not see the "o ring"

her butthole looks like a balloon knot.. this happens from taking big shits and pushing too hard and the tissue because swollen and hard

>> No.8877800

>>8876461
I will NEVER understand 4chans desire to lick buttholes. Never.

>> No.8877811

>>8877765
although she might be able to get steroid injections to make it go away

the hardness is caused by slight calcification, scar tissue, and inflammation

>> No.8877812

>>8877685
My history class. The romans took little boys from villages and used them as sex toys in the long marches through europe. Greeks did it more like a reciprocal relationship. read a book dummy, or use google

>> No.8877828

>>8877800
because you have to demonstrate to your woman that you love her unconditionally

how can she know you love her if you cannot even handle the taste of her shit???

>> No.8877830

>>8876461
5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

>> No.8877838

>>8877800
what if she just got out of the shower and her ass is squeaky clean

>> No.8877847

>>8877800
You've never licked a little cuties asshole. She'll never forget how you made her feel. She'll call you daddy everytime you're in town.

>> No.8877863

>>8876461
How many linkies do I have to give to lick that pooper?

>> No.8877866

>>8877838
Most bitches don't know how to soap finger scoop the asshole to make it squeaky clean. They just rub the soap bar up and down smearing the shit bacteria.

>> No.8877869

>>8876946
>if you're not an expert on assholes it means you're gay
I think you've got it backwards anon

>> No.8877896

>>8877794
Yes it can, if that was the case then anyone who dose anal would have their ass hole destroyed. And I've seen plenty of nice ass that takes some big fucking dick.

It's like doing anal, if you want to be able to fit a larger dildo then you need to stretch with smaller ones every day or else it will go back to it's original shape.

Also Hemroids can be removed or go away on their own with cream and not forcing out a shit for 30 minutes. The ass hole is very resilient.

>> No.8877901

>>8876461
Damn, 4chan girls look like this?

>> No.8877917

>>8876505
im not sniffing it

>> No.8877927

>>8877812
>>8877779
>>8877755
>>8877735
look, i searched "greek anal" on google and there was a sculpture of silver depicting a man fucking a little boy in the ass on the wikipedia article for "pederasty"

i don't want to link to the wikipedia article directly but you can find it if you wish.. and i dont want to post the picture because it's pedo shit and i don't want that associated with my ip in the archives or whatever

>> No.8877930

>>8877461
xd

>> No.8877942

>>8877863

Soon just 1 Linkie will allow you to lick brappers like that every day for the rest of your life.

>>8877800

It's normal for gays to not understand the desires of straights though. Don't feel bad fag.

>> No.8877943
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8877943

JEsus Christ 4chan is fucked.

Imagine a normie who's never been exposed to this shit reading this thread kek.

>> No.8877949

>>8877811
Hard?
I didn't know they could get hard, the ones I have are soft and they basically go away if I don't push out like I'm taking a shit. I assumed most Hemroids are this way.

>> No.8877962

>>8877730
THIS
IS
OLIVE GARDEN
*BOOT*

>> No.8877963
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8877963

>/biz/
>Buttholes and Fissures

>> No.8877978

>>8877869
I think he was more implying that he had never seen a womans asshole, and that's why he is gay.

>> No.8877984

>>8876461
Litecoin.

>> No.8878004

>>8877943
>t. newfag

>> No.8878022
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8878022

>>8877896
>anyone who dose anal would have their ass hole destroyed
I dont even know if anal does that because mine is from shitting and being constipated. But if you look at pornstars some of them have their assholes completely wrecked from anal. I guess if you do it only once in awhile maybe its not as bad or if your partner has a small dick or whatever but i KNOW that shitting can give you hemoroids. In fact you can get them from just normal shitting because it's just something that can happen randomly. THe asshole is a high stress part of the body and there are different kinds of minor adverse conditions that can occur. I can almost pretty much know for sure though that at one point in time that girl had a "flat" butthole like my ex girlfriend.

Bretty much every girl's butthole looks liek that though after childbirth/pregnancy. ESPECIALLY if they birth natty and rip thoe whole chode apart..

>The ass hole is very resilient.
It will never really be the same though even with surgery.. but her assahole isn't that bad.. balloon not is not so bad aesthetically butt it just reminds me of my own butthole problems so it makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.8878045

>>8877949
mine is like a balloon knot

it's hard and then soft sometimes but always there..

it's like a friend that stops by to say high once in awhile and by high i mean it looks like an abortion when i take a shit sometimes