/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8862607]

>No matter how rich, you'll always be a manlet.

[Anonymous No.8862623]

That happens when you dont buy Numerai

[Anonymous No.8862624]

Laughs in 6"6

[Anonymous No.8862628]

[Anonymous No.8862636]

Wow, thanks for reminding me, OP. I almost forgot. ;_;

[Anonymous No.8862641]

Certified manlet here, but that chair to desk ratio is absolutely bullshit. And with the chair alone there is already a negative slope. Even a lanklets would be uncomfortable in that set up

[Anonymous No.8862651]

I love being a white manlet.

T. Black chicks still choose me.over tall blacks because of my white skin. Kek

[Anonymous No.8862656]

>>8862651

>bragging about bestiality

[Anonymous No.8862658]

Why doesn't that stupid fuck get plastic surgery?

[Anonymous No.8862660]

>>8862607
Whats with all the ppl in the background on their phone

[Anonymous No.8862661]

Guarantee they did this on purpose

[Anonymous No.8862697]

>>8862623
History repeats itself. The cycle continues. New blood spills into the streets.

[Anonymous No.8862707]

>>8862660
they're browsing facebook

[Doge wallet D8F1eAe6eRTDdzZqes(...) No.8862784]

>>8862607
Has 10,000x more money than OP on hand any given day, can buy ten thousand hookers to rub his nipples
>Manlet

[Anonymous No.8862790]

>>8862607
The gov faggots purposely picked that desk and chair to make whoever sat there look weak and shitty

This was Zuck's counter to that cuck attempt but he did it autistically.

[Anonymous No.8862812]

as a 6'0" male I'd rather be poor than a billionaire manlet lmao

[Anonymous No.8862819]

>>8862784
Why do manlets always try to defend other manlets online? Is this some kind of midget code of conduct?

[Anonymous No.8862824]

>>8862784
>hookers to rub his nipples
do people like this? had a japanese escort and she kept slurping my chest loudly and licking my nippes but it seemed less enjoyable than it was supposed to be

[Anonymous No.8862828]

>>8862607
he lacks the ability to understand how people may react to such things. he is missing something in his brain that allows him to make this connection. smart as you can be not being able to possess some high level emotional intelligence is a massive tragedy

[Anonymous No.8862832]

wow look at how many shares this got. this is how a significant amount of women see you, manlets

[Anonymous No.8862836]

>>8862790
agreed, he should have brought an aeron chair

[Anonymous No.8862868]

>>8862661
>the people that Zuckerberg contribute money to did this to embarass him, not because he wanted it

[Anonymous No.8862882]

>>8862832

Obese potential drag queen. Ouch how will i ever live

[Anonymous No.8862904]

>25yrs old
>5'6 manlet
>extremely handsome (except for height)
>have an accent (foreign ethnicity in burgerland)
>successful
>banking
>trilingual
>very ambitious
>have fucked over 100 girls (no larp)
>loving life in top metropolitan city

[Anonymous No.8862909]

>>8862824
I guess, I had a girl I dated that was doing this to me when we first got together and I just told her, "ummm that doesn't particularly do anything for me". She said a lot of guys like it, I guess some guys have sensitive nipples or something, I'd always thought that was just a thing with women.

[Anonymous No.8862923]

So many insecure faggots.

[Anonymous No.8862924]

>>8862904
Also forgot an important thing
>linkmarine since December 2017

[NOTEVENJOKING No.8862934]

>>8862904
no larp here aswell, 6ft9, 2m11, dutchfag, its not even fair how easy it is to get chicks, and i look like a total chad aswell, this world is bs.

[Anonymous No.8862935]

>>8862607
THEY NEVER LEARN

[Anonymous No.8862948]

MANLET POSTAN TIME

[Anonymous No.8862952]

>>8862909
Ah good to know, like my nipples would get "hard" but I guess they arent sensitive enough for it to feel good.

[Anonymous No.8862957]

[Anonymous No.8862966]

[Anonymous No.8862972]

redd*t soy

[Anonymous No.8862981]

lmao

[Anonymous No.8862991]

[Anonymous No.8862992]

>>8862935
>>8862948
>>8862957
>>8862966
>>8862972
>>8862981
Doing gods work.

[Anonymous No.8863002]

[NOTEVENJOKING No.8863006]

>>8862991
keep em coming please, this is so good ahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.8863020]

[Anonymous No.8863028]

>>8862832
Do 5'6" guys acually exist? I can't fathom a Y chromosome human being that small, outside of deformities or being a child.

[Anonymous No.8863031]

>>8862935
photos of the booster have done him way worse than looking 'small' or 'meek.'

i could just as easily see it calculated as another poster itt suggested. could totally see media and mass attention ending up being cracks about his height or compensation will divert a lot of attention from his gaffes, avoidant answers, or disclosures of mishandling

[Anonymous No.8863041]

>how tall are you?
If a woman asks you that counter with, "How much do you weigh?"

[Anonymous No.8863062]

Why are shorties so unwanted? I have a thing for short women so I personally don't understand it, someone explain pls

[Anonymous No.8863064]

> TFW tall but very small penis

[Anonymous No.8863087]

>>8863062
Women are attracted to strength and confidence, if you're short its an indicator of weakness and to compound matters most short guys lack confidence.

[Anonymous No.8863098]

>>8863087
Unless your name is Joseph Stalin or Al Pacino

[Anonymous No.8863122]

>>8863098
I said most for a reason.

[Anonymous No.8863123]

>>8863062
taller men have greater ability in physical confrontation and enough of us have died to the point where we recognize size as being a threat institutionally.

Details:
>tall men weigh more, so they can punch harder, shove harder, and are harder to move and wrestle with
>have longer limbs to punch and shove from a safer distance
>larger hands allow them to have a firmer grasp on you when fighting as well as have a firmer punch
>denser bones are harder to break
>can run faster due to longer legs

so combine this with the fact that women are both a bit dumb and really fragile, they literally need a strong protector who can ward of threats. A 5'6" guy won't be able to fight off a 6'6" guy if they were equally trained.

[Anonymous No.8863149]

>>8863064
6 inch here. Want to kms every day.

[Anonymous No.8863150]

>>8863123
Short men also have way more insecurity. i can't tell you how many short men I know with some kind of chip on their shoulder. They tend to overcompensate for their size and just end up being assholes.

[Anonymous No.8863170]

>>8863123
short men just dont look as good as tall men, its that simple
women love being next to a man that is taller than her, preferably >6ft

[Anonymous No.8863181]

>>8863123
the world has weapons, height means nothing in a fight

[Anonymous No.8863221]

>>8862660

Tax payer dollars in action. Everyone knows this is just more manufactured controversy that will yield no results and be forgotten about by Monday. You wouldn't even be hearing any this had Hillary won

[Anonymous No.8863232]

>>8863150
"short man syndrome" is a mix of us naturally hating men who aren't physically useful and looking for reasons to go "he may be better than me in this, but I'm taller lmao" and actually overcompensating.

>>8863181
Here's the issue. You can't solve every physical problem with a gun. Some guy cuts you in line, harasses your gf, you have to restrain someone, etc. simply require physical presence and ability.

When a man is judged socially, people instinctually look to see if you'd be useful in an emergency or not. If you'd be able to carry someone out of danger, fight off a crazed man, etc. For instance, as cool as it sounds, you can't just shoot rubble off of someone and you can't shoot them to safety. Taller = wider shoulders for carrying people.

[Anonymous No.8863261]

Tfw

[Anonymous No.8863272]

>>8863062

Women always pick on your worst insecurities. If guys hated their fingernails tinder thots would end their intros with "if you don't have a manicure don't even bother"

[Anonymous No.8863289]

>mfw 6' 4"
>mfw 5 inch cocklet

[Anonymous No.8863291]

I look like the president of mexico

Manlet but I fuck so many girls its not even funny. They say I'm cute and always end up sleeping over. They like my accent as well. 5'6 manlet checking in.

[Anonymous No.8863294]

>>8863002
kek

[Anonymous No.8863310]

>>8863291
Which one is the mexican?

[Anonymous No.8863312]

>>8863181
>>8863062
Oh, also, humans are sexually dimorphic, meaning each gender is defined heavily by unique sexual characteristics.

Breasts, wide hips, etc. in women, larger feet and hands, height, facial hair, etc. in men

so when a man is tall, he is all the more male and all the less female. It's why women would probably not prefer a guy who has narrow shoulders, wide hips, and breasts because those are female traits.

[Anonymous No.8863315]

>>8863261
Kek I would kill that fucking manlet with my fucking finger
I also could beat the shit out of Mayweather he wouldn't last a minute with a superior man like me
Thanks god I'm 6'2
Stupid manlets when will they FUCKING LEARN

[Anonymous No.8863318]

>>8863289
I'm sorry anon. I'm same height and 7" and mine still looks small. I'm kinda insecure about it desu...

[Anonymous No.8863330]

>>8863291
Mexican, Cuban & Kenyan walk into a bar

[Anonymous No.8863414]

>>8863291
holy fuck this picture is funny to see them moving for some reason

[Anonymous No.8863415]

>>8863330
The Kenyan asks for food
The Cuban asks for water
The Mexican asks for his time card

[Anonymous No.8863475]

>>8863291
>Manlet but I fuck so many girls its not even funny.
Yeah, because fucking 0 girls is fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.8863496]

>>8863475

[Anonymous No.8863561]

>>8863291
>I fuck so many girls its not even funny
things that dont happen unless they are black out drunk maybe, and then, you are fucking dog shit tier women

[Anonymous No.8863587]

>>8862981
lmao what a retard
confidence and intelligence are more importanf for success

[Anonymous No.8863637]

>>8862607
I'm work as a male model, I'm 6'3 with a chiseled jaw, I pull literally every time I go out if I want to and I can order tinder girls over like pizza.

But none of this matters to me, all I want to be is a NEET crypto day-trader but I suck at it.

[Anonymous No.8863650]

>>8863475
now I know why chad's shirt says OUCH!

[Anonymous No.8863702]

>>8862607
I'm 5'9" and it kinda sucks being short(ish) but I just thank God I'm not any shorter. Seriously must be rough being shorter than like 5'8" or 5'7".

[Anonymous No.8863733]

>>8862991
why are most of them skanks niggers?

[Anonymous No.8863761]

>>8863702
I dunno I've got a friend who's 5'5" and he makes like 10% on his account every week.

He's compounding his BTC like crazy.

I think you can just adjust the chair height.

[Anonymous No.8863787]

>>8862972
manlets are like out of control

[Anonymous No.8863812]

>>8862991

[Anonymous No.8863818]

>>8863787
indeed they should all be killed

[Anonymous No.8863824]

>>8862934
You're 6'11 my dude.

[Anonymous No.8863832]

>>8863330
The Mexican manufactures the drugs to 6/10 qt quality
The Cuban smuggles them via commercial transatlantic floating doors that successfully float around the southern tip of Africa and through the thin passage between Mozambique and Madagascar
The Kenyan gets high

[Anonymous No.8863868]

5'6 ultra-chad manlet checking in. No need to be jelly anons

[Anonymous No.8864047]

>>8863761
underrated

[Anonymous No.8864062]

As a 6'4 superior male, sometimes i feel sad around my 6'7 + buddies. Really wish i could be up there with them..

[Anonymous No.8864090]

>>8863702
Is it weird that I never cared about my height, ever? 170cm tall btw
Here where I live (Western Europe), many men and even some women are taller but I just don't give a fuck as it's not such a big deal here.

[Anonymous No.8864107]

>>8864090
No it's not weird, infact it's completely normal.

[Anonymous No.8864138]

>>8864090
Nope it's not weird. It just means you're confident enough to were you are not looking for attention or approval from others... good job anon

[Anonymous No.8864222]

>>8862607
Also lets be honest, in the age of tinder it's all about your FACE.

Unfortunately zuckerberg has neither a face nor height, ergo: his wife.

[Anonymous No.8864284]

>>8863868
>ywn be this swarthy
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.8864329]

>>8862991
> all subhumans

[Anonymous No.8864350]

>>8863150
triggered lanklet. probably got your ass whooped since lanklets can't gain muscle without steroids.

[Anonymous No.8864498]

Manlet master race.
>tfw tall fags will never know the satisfaction of pounding pussy taller than you
>society forced to suck your dick for mixing up social norms
>like being black without the low iq and criminal background

[Anonymous No.8864534]

>>8864498
>pounding pussy taller than you
kinda wanna know this feel

[Anonymous No.8864559]

>>8862607

I'm like 5'7-8 or something.

Literally not planning on having kids unless the girl is my height. Short girls are trash 5'3

I literally cannot fathom being 5'0 as a man. Why do they all think talk like they're fucking gay with a lisp. Then they resort to dressing slightly better than taller men just to have girls say they're "cute". But little do they know it's not like the "cute" I would get. It's like a gay little brother way.

really sad when I think about it. Don't have short kids, manlets.

[Anonymous No.8864562]

>>8862904
Literally shorter than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.8864578]

Im not a manlet im 5'9

[Anonymous No.8864607]

>>8863150
Don't worry, I'm short but I don't overcompensate and have chip-free shoulders. I got permission from my superior, tall overlords, and filled out all the requisite forms so I know exactly the right amount I should compensate. Gotta make sure I don't over or under compensate!

[Anonymous No.8864674]

>>8864607
Hahah

[Anonymous No.8864683]

>>8864534

Its nice anon. Something about a tall chick having her pick of taller guys and deciding to have sex with you. In a dont give a fuck kind of way. I once fucked this roastie that I met at a bar and she was a good 5'11. I unironically had her repeatedly say I love manlet cock as I hit it from behind.

Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor

[Anonymous No.8864704]

>>8864683
hahahaha that's awesome man

[Anonymous No.8864736]

>>8864090

It's not a big deal anywhere. Remember you're on a Taiwanese cross-dressing forum.

Women tend to be pretty flexible with their standards. They'll say "I like tall guys", but won't care about you being 5'8" if the rest of you checks out.

[Anonymous No.8864847]

>>8862641
This is true.
6'3" lanklet here, and that chair/desk situation indeed looks uncomfy. I hate when chairs are too low. OP's pic does make great meme material, nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.8864895]

>>8862784
10000 x 0 is still zero.

[Anonymous No.8864926]

>>8862607

does anyone have the text where Mark talks about people giving him information and calls people dumb shits?

[Anonymous No.8864948]

>>8862607

You know who didn't get grilled by the senate? Tom Anderson from Myspace and he taught me HTML and CSS. What did I get from Mark? My Data stolen and being sold to.

[Anonymous No.8864971]

>>8862607
Why do people post this /r9k/ shit day in and day out holy fucking SHIT why don't mods do anything

[Anonymous No.8864978]

>>8863149
7 inches here killing myself

[Anonymous No.8865012]

Is 5'9.5" manlet?

[Anonymous No.8865028]

>>8865012
If you are saying .5 you already lost

[Anonymous No.8865089]

>>8862607

5'3 guy checking in. Have a 5'1 Taiwanese thick hipped girl that I get to bang everyday.

I stopped caring about height long time ago and just pretty much be myself and let the girl talk to me.

Now I'm happy that I have someone that loves me for just me.

[Anonymous No.8865109]

>>8862819
What is the point of making fun of someone based on something they can't change? Is it because height is everything you have to show?

SAD!

[Anonymous No.8865131]

Btw im 5'3 only thing i think it bothers me it is for riding motorcycles but then meh

[Anonymous No.8865179]

>>8865131
>riding motorcycles but then meh

Same here. I hate riding big bikes out of the fear of crashing. That's why I loved my 2 stroke motor bicycle. Very like, easy to handle and gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.8865183]

I'm 5'10 and I've completely given up on women due to my height. Can't imagine being 5'6 or shorter.

[Anonymous No.8865194]

I'd rather be short with Zuck money than tall with an average wage

[Anonymous No.8865201]

>>8865183
Just go for even shorter women, and wear heeled shoes in public.

[Anonymous No.8865209]

>>8862819
I'm a manlet and I'm not defending him. He clearly over-compensated 1 inch over regulation and didn't recieve permission to exist from twitter roasties.

>>8864607

[Anonymous No.8865289]

>height thread
>short anons mentally torture themselves about being short

Why do this to yourself? Accept that you've been dealt the manlet hand and do what you can with what you've got.

[Anonymous No.8865314]

6'4 here. No joke would probably transition if I was below 5'8. Seems like the easy way out

[Anonymous No.8865328]

>>8865314
You should transition anyways at 6'4 just for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.8865329]

>>8865289

I love the fact the people in this thread as soo focused on Mark's height. He has a wife and kids. He's happy what he is doing, except for being grilled by the senate of course.

[Anonymous No.8865338]

the key to anything in life is to be interesting and a source of value/good times.

you can be obese, a manlet, a lanklet, black, autistic, and even a pajeet (though thiis is probably twice as hard to work with). laugh at yourself, make people feel important, be direct, and dont be a baby back bitch.

[Anonymous No.8865366]

>>8862607
im a lankeyfag but im a dicklet

id rather be 5’8” with a 24 cm penis

[Anonymous No.8865650]

>be 5'9
>go through life rejected by every girl you want
>wonder why
>Get status
>Get money
>Lift
>Learn game
>odds have barely gotten better
>figure out I'm loser because... Height
>Tfw

[Anonymous No.8865767]

>>8864062
Just wait til their 7'9 buddies show up. And then their 8'6 buddies. Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.8865819]

>>8863315
>Cope

[Anonymous No.8865866]

>>8863702
I'm 5'9 (175cm)

Never thought I was short. There aren't many men over 6 feet tall in any population.

It's just rich countries where women have options for taller guys, guys with big dicks. In poorer countries, women are down with short guys they can depend on. Height won't put food on the table there. The problem is when you give women options, you get bred out of existence for Chad. I think Muslims understood this basic concept and put them under lock down.

[Anonymous No.8866316]

>>8863064
start jelqing boy

[Anonymous No.8866451]

>>8863041
This. Because women go crazy for insecure and passive aggressive little baldies

[Anonymous No.8866474]

We need to build more A.I. tools

[Anonymous No.8866549]

>>8862972

I'm convinced these short men were literally fed too much soy by their parents or had stunted growth. I've never heard of a single white man being that short. I knew girls that were 5'2" even in elementary school. He should try dating actual midgets and not normal women from now on.

[Anonymous No.8866606]

>>8865866
You are short and 6 feet is the standard male height

[Anonymous No.8866621]

>>8866606
Source?

[Anonymous No.8866753]

>>8866621
Look around

[Anonymous No.8867080]

>>8862607
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.8867218]

people suddenly realised zucc isn't a chad

[Anonymous No.8867554]

>>8862966
Lol
This is such a red flag. Who in their right mind would would take her up on a date?
She probably wouldn't want me to take her out as I'm 184cm... so I'm the cusp of her "expectations" But I want to hear from a man over 6ft that would genuinely consider this wife material?
The smug, the arrogance and blatant obnoxiousness is such a turn off.

[Anonymous No.8867570]

>>8862607
delet

[Anonymous No.8867599]

>>8862784
>>8862904
>>8862924
>>8863181
>>8863291
>>8863868
>>8864498
>>8865089
manlet cope

[Anonymous No.8867648]

>Tfw 5'7.5
Literally the worst height, 5'7-5'8 is the range when you are short but also close to the normalfags. You are still a manlet in wymns eyes yet true manlets do not count you as "one of us". Sick and tired of 5'3 megamanlets wishing how they would give everything to be 5'8.

You are still a short subhuman according to wymn. Most situations that involve other humans is a struggle. Dating, work life, even fucking not getting mugged on street

Thats why I gave up on dating, not saying manlets cannot get laid, but I won't put x5 amount effort when I see overweight balding faggots getting laid soley because of their height

[Anonymous No.8867654]

>>8863330
WAF

[Anonymous No.8867662]

>5' 9"
>31
>creampied my hot little 20 yo asian spinner this morning
>read thread
>interrupted by text from another woman I fuck regularly
>she wants to come over tonight
>but I already have plans with a third girl

Is good to be the king of manlets.

[Anonymous No.8867771]

>>8864926
search for mark zuckerberg memes

[Anonymous No.8867814]

I'm 5'10, but I have a strong, deep voice that counteracts it pretty well.

[Anonymous No.8867923]

>>8867814
shutup bitch 5 10 is nice height you could even say you're 6 foot and no one would know

[Anonymous No.8868075]

>>8866316
Does that actually work... ?

[Anonymous No.8868110]

manlet threads are the best
>5'6 isn't even that short, 5'2" are the real manlets
>yeah but I earn 6 figures and have a pretty face
>of course I fucked 100s of girls, no larp
> 6ft is average? no way, 5'8 must be the average male height

[Anonymous No.8868127]

>>8862904
>bank
>sexual promiscuity
>live in babylon and love it
>manlet
enjoy hell 4 eternity once you r dead

[Anonymous No.8868149]

>>8862991
MANLETS IN SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.8868167]

>tfw only 5'11

[Anonymous No.8868325]

>>8863002
>>8863020
I've seen Robert Downey Jr do this in lots of pics too. Are short guys in Hollywood all taught to stand on their toes like that?

[Anonymous No.8868390]

>>8862935
Holy shit, thats him AFTER 4" assistance?

He must literally look like a kid IRL

[Anonymous No.8868448]

>>8863028
Mainly Asians and Mexicans.

You'd have to be REAL unfortunate to be a white or black man under 5'8 at the very most

[Anonymous No.8868465]

>>8867923
This, I get away with it all the time at 5'10

Helps alot if you're /fit/ and have good posture

[Anonymous No.8868793]

>>8866606
Except it is not, excluding netherlands and a few other european countries. It is certainly not the standard in america lmao

[Anonymous No.8868817]

>>8868793
Or well, maybe it is the standard when measuring the circumference of your waists...

[Anonymous No.8868951]

>>8862812
So your both poor and a manlet? I barely notice a differnece between guys that are 5'9-6'0. You all blend in.
>6'3 master race checkin in

[Anonymous No.8868981]

Manslts are such little faggots. I don't feel sorry for them . I hate them and how they think they can even try to be men