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ZUCKENING edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

watch ZUCK GET KEKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI&feature=youtu.be

>> No.8842922

>GUSH
C O M F Y

>> No.8842935

What do I buy RIGHT now planning a 2 month hold?

>> No.8842944

>>8842935
KO

>> No.8842947

shorting FB lets go bois

>> No.8842953

click click click click
Practically breathing on him

>> No.8842964

>>8842935
NAP

>> No.8842965

>>8842947
im in at 15x leverage from 161.95 lets tank

>> No.8842967

>>8842947
is there a single solitary soul in /smg/ right now thats long on these fags? i hope not

>> No.8842973
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8842973

Should I honestly just give up shorting junk bonds? I have puts expiring on 9/21, so I have a long time, I'm just being impatient

>> No.8843001

>>8842973
no way. a couple more rate hikes and EVERYONE will dump that crap. especially if you already got sept ones

>> No.8843005

>>8842915
Does TD Ameritrade still have $6.95 commissions? I know other brokers do $4.95

>> No.8843030
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8843030

Whats going through his head?

>> No.8843033

>>8843001
Ty sempai, I will follow you into the gains

>> No.8843034

>>8843005
i think thats TD ameritrades commissions. schwab is one of the cheapest i think at 4.95

>> No.8843046

>>8843030
>beep boop

>> No.8843048
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8843048

VIX won't go down under 20.
This could get ugly.
Shorting from here.

>> No.8843055

>>8843030
"I am a billionaire"

>> No.8843056

>>8843030
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.8843075
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>>8843030
>pic related

>> No.8843077

The Zuckening link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

>> No.8843078

Mr. Thune is BASED

>> No.8843090

feeling bullish on facebook right now.
i always forget how professional the senate is compared to the house

>> No.8843096

They're not letting the robot field the questions?

>> No.8843099

I've been reading /smg/ for a few weeks now (and looking up anything I haven't heard of) and I feel so much smarter now. In fact I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to lose fucking everything because I overestimated my understanding.

>> No.8843105

>>8843034
Yeah that's my broker. Commissions were $8.95 when I started ~3 years ago and they've been dropping since. Just curious if it was up-to-date

>> No.8843115

>>8843099
patience will be your #1 skill

>> No.8843118

>>8843090
hah weve listened to one of them speak. give it time. the senate is loaded up to its gills with incompetent fucking morons.

>> No.8843139

>>8843099
Just buy TRTN T GIS OXLC and you’ll be fine while you watch charts.

>> No.8843172

>>8843118
exhibit A: diane feinstein
>has definitely received money from zuck
>will pander to her liberal base by focusing entirely on the "russia angle" of this
>a key player in making sure that the senate gets absolutely fucking nothing done

>> No.8843174

>>8843118
its going to be a 4 hour presentation about how powerful facebook is.

>> No.8843184

>>8843172
Shes a corpse

>> No.8843192

>>8843172
80% of the panel have received donations from zuck

>> No.8843206

>>8843192
oh i know
>>8843184
if only
>>8843174
yeah itll be like an hour before we even get to the questions probably

>> No.8843220

look at him go for the water, he's done! That sip just cost his company about 50 billion dollars in market cap.

>> No.8843250

>>8843206
if this was the house we'd get questions like "my constituents wanted me to ask: 'why is facebook so racist and what is it doing to tear down confederate statues?'"

>> No.8843278

>>8843250
give it time anon.

i forsee a ridiculous, irrelevant, gender pay gap question sometime today.

>> No.8843282

>>8843030

look at those fucking eyes

>> No.8843298

>>8843278
does someone cap the highlights? i can't imagine watching the whole thing

>> No.8843301

OH SHIT
theyre gonna call in CA for a SEPARATE HEARING. that will be the shot that takes down social media in its entirety. i cant fucking wait

>> No.8843308

>>8843030
will my skin last long enough that my lizard body wont show

>> No.8843311
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8843311

Gold keeps rising.
My Shorting finger is itching.

>> No.8843331

>>8843174
You called it

>> No.8843334

>>8843077
blah blah facebook.. hurricane harvery.. blah, do people actually like this pre-story, just get to the point?

>> No.8843337

Zuckerberg sounds like a robot idiot.

>> No.8843340

facebook to the fucking MOON in the last 3 minutes lol

>> No.8843354

listen to this fucking cunt talk about how hes saving the world.

yeah lets have all our revolutionary groups log onto fukbook so we can sell all their data to who the fuck ever. fucking cunt deserves a bullet

>> No.8843365

what's bullshit speech from zuck

>> No.8843376

that last comment about CA was entirely false. alphabet, facebook etc ALL work extremely closely with CA and have for years

>> No.8843379

The bloomberg live chart is the most exciting thing ever.

>> No.8843435

This fucking kike!

>> No.8843438

Are these bots buying this shit right now, he is dodging all of these questions and isnt saying anything.

>> No.8843445
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8843445

Fucking DIE ALREADY

I'm afraid to jump into a put, he might slither out of this GOD

>> No.8843453

>>8843030
"I like turtles."

>> No.8843475

LOL he literally just said everyone is too stupid

>> No.8843479
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8843479

AAAAAAAND I'm Short.

>> No.8843481

>>8843445
is this real time?

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>mfw I have $170k exposed to AMD

>> No.8843520

>>8843438
kek you shouldve watched the comey one

>>8843445
this may take some time. but that last statement about CA using FBs data without consent is absolute bullshit. i heard about this years ago.

wait until CA gets called in. they are NOT going to cover for zuck, as theyre trying to get out of this themselves. and they (CA) know that if they go down, google, amazon etc are next. this is why i think its most likely that zuck will be crucified in their place. FB is less useful than google and amazon in terms of data harvesting

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8843524

pump it

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>>8843524
NOOOO

>> No.8843563

Holy shit Zuckercuck is so stupid. How are all these morons buying the stock right now.

>> No.8843565

>mfw everyones too busy hating on FB they dont notice TWTR mooning

>> No.8843570

zuck is so condescending

>> No.8843575

>>8843077
im feeling a lot of deja vu watching this. this is going in circles

>> No.8843590
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>"Wipe out every single short like the rodents they are"

>> No.8843599

nelson throwing him some curveballs finally. you can hear zuck starting to get a twinge of anger in his voice. arrogant fuck

>>8843563
bots are a real thing anon. this is all about desperately trying to save face. wouldnt surprise me if they got some bots to buy it up, to make it look less shit

>> No.8843610

>>8842775

L I Q U I D A T E D

>> No.8843612

Facebook users are the ultimate low IQ peons of society. Watch as Zucc crushes.

>> No.8843635

NOBODY NEEDS TO HEAR YOU STARTED IT IN YOUR DORM ROOM FOR THE FOURTH TIME. holy fuck this guy. How do people believe this shithead can run anything.

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8843638

This fucking Facebook advertising

>> No.8843644

>>8843610
yeah pulled the trigger too soon. im glad i went with a strangle and not just puts though. almost wanna sell it off and get some of those 165 puts if it goes that far

>> No.8843647

>>8843612
i suspended my account and deleted it off my phone a few days ago and already feel better.

>> No.8843650

>>8843077
i wonder if the two people sitting being Zuck realize how many people are watching their facial expressions

>> No.8843659

>>8843599
>>8843635
I'm so hard watching this autistic retard die inside.

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8843677

It's gonna go down right?

>> No.8843681

facebook warned hillary she got hacked

>> No.8843687
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8843687

why are you guys even watching that zuckerberg trial shit

I give you all the right calls right here

I told you to buy the fucking market dip at noon
I told you I was buying more
I told you to close your shorts and vix plays

why didnt you listen???

>> No.8843716

>>8843677
yeah the US senate is going to sabotage the best CIA tool they have.

>> No.8843719
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8843719

I've been watching the country of origin of visits to the AUIC site to see where /smg/ posters are from. Here's the top 10 countries of /smg/ posters

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NOOO
I'm $20 in the red.

>> No.8843726

>DA RUSSIANS

so you can blame anything on them now right?

>> No.8843733
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8843733

>"PUUUUUUUUUUUMP IT"

>> No.8843740

470?

>> No.8843743

>>8843659
i wish flaying people alive was still en vogue
>>8843677
it should. i cant imagine any real people are actually sticking their necks out here. too much risk involved and not too terribly much upside potential

>> No.8843753
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>> No.8843757
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>>8843599
>>8843610

i had to cut my short, this is so stupid, just a FB presentation like the one guy said

>> No.8843767

>>8843726
what did i say? feinstein gets payed by him. shell throw him meatballs, and steer the whole thing towards russia

>> No.8843785

FUCKING BOGS HOW CAN FB STILL BE RISING

>> No.8843794

>>8843785
Shit is rigged. No normal person listening to Zuck thinks he is sincere or normal,

>> No.8843801

>>8843757
i just closed my strangle. kind of want to do another honestly. just gotta wait and see if IV ever calms down

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8843805

XIV is till over 20.
The Nasdaq is way over valued, there should be a drop below intrinsic.

>> No.8843807

"There will always be a 'version' of Facebook that is free". facebook premium all but confirmed.

>> No.8843814

Senator.. we run ads. Kek

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>>8843807
>facebook premium all but confirmed.
BULLISH

>> No.8843828
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8843828

>we run addse xd!

>> No.8843831

>>8843814
laughed out loud there

>> No.8843832
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8843832

>>8843767
(((feinstein)))
Imagine my shock

>> No.8843844

>>8843814
>Senator.. we run ads. Kek
So, the big tech companies make money by selling data on their users...
Doesn't it remind you of the old meme about selling one's soul to the devil ?

>> No.8843856

>>8843821
No one will pay for it. FB crash confirmed. Look at the failure of YouTube red.

>> No.8843857

>>8843832
tripfag with /pol/ memes
imagine my shock

>> No.8843864

>>8843647
Yeah, that'll show them.

>> No.8843873

"We provided support to the Trump campaign."

its ogre, open your shorts now

>> No.8843881

>>8843857
It's not a meme if it's true
:^)

>> No.8843884

>>8843767
Feinstein, lol. She's one of the most corrupt Senators there are. She's been raking in millions through her husband and lucrative government contracts for decades.

I really hope she dies screaming of cunt cancer.

>> No.8843892

>>8843857
its incredibly tiresome, isnt it?

>> No.8843900

>>8843719
>I don't show up on the list
Can you post the 10 lowest?

>> No.8843906
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HE BLINK EVERY TWO SECONDS AT THE EXACT SAME RATE WTF COULD SOMEONE BE MORE ROBOTIC THAN SUCKERBERG???

>> No.8843914

>>8843794
>Zuck thinks he is sincere

yeah don't trust him he is known to lie and he had training for public speaking.

>> No.8843922

>>8843873
this

>>8843884
again, i just wish flaying people alive was still kosher.

>> No.8843955

>>8843906
His remote control is in her pocket. I wonder if he was telling the headstone how he started in his dorm room.

>> No.8843959

>>8843794
You shouldn't really be in this game if you think price is determined by how you feel about something.

>> No.8843961

>we dont want to overregulate
close your shorts, open your longs

>> No.8843963

Is this /smg/ or /mzg/?

>> No.8843989
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WHAT A JOKE OF A TRIAL, EVERYONE KNOW ITS ABOUT LEGALIZE THIS KIND OF CORPO BEHAVIOUR, LOOK HOW COMPLIANT IS THE COURT REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8843994

>>8843989
its not a trial retard

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>>8843900
Checked! Here's the bottom 15

>> No.8844005

if it goes back above 165 in a significant way, im getting some more puts

also, we should set up a counter for how many times he deflects questions with a story of his dorm room

>> No.8844012

>>8843959
He said he was sorry and the fucking price went up $3. It's all over, you can go home how.

>> No.8844021

>these basic-ass questions

imagine if tech literate people asked them

>> No.8844028
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Daily reminder FB = CIA = NSA
big corporations = deep state

>> No.8844039

>>8844028
oh fuck off

>> No.8844042

>>8844021
holy shit listen to him trying to play dumb on it. my mind is fucking blown

>> No.8844052

>>8843994
>>8844039
gtfo CIAnigger

>> No.8844055

>>8844039
just wait until cambridge analytica gets called in. youll see lad. its not nearly as ridiculous as it sounds

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you guys think oil is still a good play? i was thinking of picking up some uso calls.

>> No.8844061

>>8843959
Bitch please, the whole stock market is based on feelings. Its all priced in mahboi

>> No.8844069

>>8844021
Something might actually change.

>> No.8844081

>>8844056

I'm waiting for the API weekly stock in 2 hours but it looks like it's slowing down

>> No.8844092

>>8844056
i took mine off the table when it hit 13.15ish
check how the mideast is doing. if things are still heating up, it should run. if its calm for now, we will probably see a pullback. its WAY up right now

>> No.8844094

>>8844056
she's a big girl

>> No.8844106

>>8844094
4 CIAniggers

>> No.8844118

>>8844056

what a waste, this girl would be a generic hot blonde if wasn't for all the fat

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HAHAHAHA INCREDIBLE. This has to be the picture for the next thread.

>> No.8844130

>>8844106
lmao your post history outs you as a retarded shill
stop replying to me

>> No.8844148

>>8844106
>>8844130
Which one of you use TempleOS and glow in the dark?

>> No.8844149

>>8844129
most of these seem extremely benign

>> No.8844150

Are any of you at this live? Can you hold up a sign that says SELL FB behind him in view of the camera?

>> No.8844157

>>8844130
>be a shill
>"n-no! you are the shill!"

>> No.8844176

>>8844157
anyone can read both of our post histories.
stop replying to me.

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8844178

>>8844148
impossible
templeOS is impervious to glowniggers

>> No.8844185
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Bright green day as anticipated after this morning's panic. Everything pumping. CRON is up 14% as i'm writing this with 15 minutes remaing before close. ACB probably going to make an attempt at a push anove $8 in next few minutes.

Hope nobody panic sold this morning.

>> No.8844187

>>8843996
>2
Who is the other portubro?

>> No.8844189

THEY LAUGHED

BULLISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8844194

>the average american uses 8 apps
>4 of them are facebook owned
lmao

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>>8844148
i have to admit i'm actually shilling, shilling for a real holocaust of juden and CIAniggers.

>> No.8844198

>>8844178
I feel so bad for Terry. His story is more depressing the Chris Chans

>> No.8844204

senator graham just asked the first "muh constituents" question

>> No.8844205

>>8844187
John Melo caralho

>> No.8844207

>>8844189
Is Graham /our senator/?

>> No.8844212

>>8844194

exactly what i was thinking lmao

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>>8844092
How far down you think uso can fall? considering some puts but im trying to pick a strike and date

>> No.8844240

>>8844198
schizophrenia is a bitch
>>8844213
oil is fucky. it trades like a thoroughly controlled cryptocurrency. i see a resistance down at 12.50 and another down around 12.10

dont think it would go too far below that with all this momentum though.

>> No.8844299

>>8844205
>John Melo
-34%
ele ja esta fodido

>> No.8844331

Tips for new investors/traders

Follow Warren Buffets outlook on business but follow Ray Dalio for his way of trading business cycles and you will do great.

Reading the Intelligent investor gave me great insight of how to understand how a stock could be seperate from the corporation it is supposed to follow.

Reading Principles by Ray Dalio gave me a better understanding of how to live life and be capable of understanding of how you could either be wrong or right and to look at other peoples sentiment toward things such as market conditions and understanding their reasonings.

heres a great video by Ray Dalio explaining the economy, I usually break it down to individual companies (long term and short term debts)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHe0bXAIuk0

Happy trading!

>> No.8844333

>>8844198
How can anyone be worse off than ChristineChan?

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I can hear them stop losses popping.

>> No.8844356

>>8844331
rays shorting euro banks right? do you know which ones?

>> No.8844359

>>8844178
>>8844333
>>8844198
>>8844240
Quick rundown? Chris-chan has a home at least, but isn't Terry living in a van?

>> No.8844381

>>8844333
look up terry a davis.
>>8844359
i believe thats whats going on right now. havent checked on him in a couple weeks. i hope he doesnt get arrested. i guess hes got a warrant for missing a court date. cops are not kind to crazies.

>> No.8844382

>>8844299
I don't speak Portuguese but Melo doesn't deserve your words imo
I kind of like him
He has been loyal to AMRS through thick and thin and has always found liquidity to keep going.
I really want to see AMRS breaking through and Melo parading on Bloomberg and fucking their qts in the backstage

>> No.8844401

>>8844359
I watched a few of his livestreams and just looking in his eyes you can just see the crazy. Really tragic. Here are a few of his names from https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/TempleOS

Terry A. "If it glows in the dark, shift out of park" Davis

Terry A. "To kill a niggerbird" Davis

Terry A. "A bugfix a day keeps the niggers away" Davis

Terry A. "With God's perfect justice, shoot niggers with muskets" Davis

Terry A. "Made God's Holy Temple while perfectly mental" Davis

Terry A. "Diet Shasta" Davis

Terry A. "Waging holy battle on dumb nigger cattle" Davis

Terry A. "Dad built a nuke, I killed a spook" Davis

Terry A. "Ring 0 or an hero" Davis

Terry A. "Initial D for the CIA" Davis

Terry A. "Exterminatus for the Illuminatus" Davis

Terry A. "Duck Whisperer" Davis

Terry A. "Steve Jobs, but with skill instead of AIDS" Davis

Terry A. "Interrupt routine in the kike machine" Davis

Terry A. "From the Lord to your Motherboard" Davis

Terry A. "The Spook Smasher" Davis

>> No.8844417

>>8844356
You are lucky because I made a copy of what I read on Zero Hedge.
Here is the list of Bridgewater shorts :
Allianz
Intesa Sanpaolo
Banco Santander
BNP Paribas
ING
AXA
BBVA
UniCredit
Societe Generale
Deutsche Bank (of course)
Generali
Mediobanca
UBI Banca
Fineco Bank
Bper Banca
Azimut Spa
Unipol Gruppo

>> No.8844419

FUCKING BROOOOOTALLL HOLY SHIT

>> No.8844432

>>8844417
noice. thanks anon. good to see some of the ones i was looking at rays already shorting. makes me feel pretty good about my short eye

>> No.8844433

>they can choose the friends they share their info to!
>I'm not talking about that you faggot
>yes our devs uhh improv experienc

>> No.8844436
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>>8844240
I think uso will hit about 13.60 before pulling back, its been doing the whole rise for 2 weeks then fall routine for a few cycles now

>> No.8844463

>>8844381
>>8844401
His ED page is making me sad. Jesus.

>> No.8844467

All in all
This grotesque FB hearing confirms of what I think of this world : nothing ever fucking happens. It is always a whole lot of nothing
World War III when ?

>> No.8844477

They touched on pedomessenger, oh boy...

>> No.8844495

>>8844436
thats why ive been looking at these commodities for the last couple weeks. they all move abruptly and rather predictably. theres no retail trader jump for every tweet, and they all have liquid options markets. good stuff considering how shitty the stocks have been performing

>>8844463
it is pretty sad. hes honestly a very smart guy. just crazier than shit. that schizo stuff sucks the life right out of you.

>> No.8844504

Nice close. Large cap final tally:

>CRON +12%
>WEED +6.8%
>ACB +6.6%
>APH +1.9% because APH is perpetual laggard and underperformer

I would like to see more green tomorrow and inroads made to a proper trend reversal. Final senate vote is less than two months away.

>> No.8844507

>bunch of stocks casually drop at the end of the day right as I step in my car and check.

QQQC casually dropping 30 cents dropping my portfolio by $80 last second.

>>8844382
You have more faith in him then I ever will. I already jumped out a long time ago but since I have no stakes I hope all goes well for you, may you too share in Melo's shares of bloomberg qts.

>> No.8844520
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>up $30 on my short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70I2JcZHn6c

>> No.8844530

>>8844504
>I would like to see more green tomorrow
RIP weed stocks tomorrow

>> No.8844541

>>8844381
Jesus fuck. I thought ChrisChan was the deepest pit of hell on earth one could be in, but no, someone dug deeper.

>> No.8844553

>>8844507
I like investing in fundamentals
And the management is part of the fundamentals.

AMRS is a survivor company. Its past failures will be what make them very successful.

Thank you for your words. I used to have a larger stake in AMRS but I am also unsure and scaled down since.

>> No.8844569

>>8844530
yeah idk. i think itll be a good play eventually, i just dont want to be on that rollercoaster right now

>>8844541
never dealt with any schizos eh? that shit makes CWCs crippling autism look like a walk in the park. really sad stuff.

>> No.8844587

>>8844359
Chris temporarily has a home. He should inherit the house that his father paid off, but his mother took out all of the equity when he died in a refi, at least that's what I recall when Chris burned it down with his Keurig.
With our luck, Barb will hang on for another decade, bed-bound, and Chris will be free to fill the house with toys, semen, and shitty cartoons.

But the day is coming when the house goes back to the bank, and that day will be epic, when it sinks into his fetid little brain that he has nowhere to go.

>> No.8844620

>>8844495
>>8844587
>>8844541
>>8844530
What weed stocks do I place puts on?

Also good god those guys are fucked.

>> No.8844654

>>8844620
dont really follow the industry. just smoke it desu
but they had a good day today, so you might have the right idea. shorting speculative stuff like that is scary though. you never know if its just gonna take off

>> No.8844669

c r u z m i s s i l e

>> No.8844668

Holy Crap, Cruz Missile direct hit.

>> No.8844671

cruz is gonna shit up this forum
he's too clever for his own good

>> No.8844713

>>8844668
>>8844669
>>8844671
wew this is brutal

FB is full of boomers. he cant show any bias either way or the other side will crucify him. ratso is pretty clever gotta say. guess thats why he was able to kill all those people and never get caught

>> No.8844734

>>8844713
cruz is giving the kind of questioning I'd expect in the house. its an embarrassment desu

>> No.8844740

>>8844620
I don't know anything about weed stocks, it's still too early in my opinion to really go all in - that it's still illegal at the federal level is the problem. And my conspiracy theory is that the Feds are afraid that if they legalize it, the cartels will flip out. I think we've been blackmailed by the cartels going back to the 80's, which is why nothing is really done about it. That, and we have old fashioned fucks like Sessions fighting legalization.
I don't even smoke pot, but I voted to legalize it, and think it's idiotic that it's illegal federally.
Weed stocks...I think their time is a decade away, sadly.

>> No.8844744

>>8844734
youre missing the point. hes trapping him inbetween trying to look impartial and abandoning all the boomers that use the site

>> No.8844745

>M. Zuckaborg...
>handover those delegates

>> No.8844754
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8844754

>>8844668
>>8844669
>>8844671
>>8844713
>>8844744
>>8844745

Ted Cruz is the greatest redemption arc in anime history.

>>8844740


>so i should simultaneously put down puts and calls in order to make 0 profit no matter what

>> No.8844764

wish we could get an angle on the chair glistening from the ass sweat

>> No.8844765

Zuck is going to get fact checked so hard tomorrow. The lies are too obvious. CEO bears responsibility home-fresh. You're done.

>> No.8844779

>>8844745
>you not think it would be of so easy, did you?

>> No.8844786

>>8844754
No, you make profit when you reach the max loss on one and 100% on the other, then you head straight to the moon as it keeps moving

>> No.8844793

>>8844754
I wish CRUZ was the God emperor :'(

>> No.8844795

>>8844754
>so i should simultaneously put down puts and calls in order to make 0 profit no matter what
wat?
thats called a straddle or a strangle. you can make tons of money using those. i just flipped two of em on FB in the last hour. really safe bet if you know something will move but you dont know the direction

>> No.8844796

>>8844754
>>so i should simultaneously put down puts and calls in order to make 0 profit no matter what

This is called a straddle and what you want is plenty of volatility.
And because of how delta works in option, you will make a profit depending on the amplitude of the move in the underlying asset.

>> No.8844812

>>8844786
>>8844793
>>8844795
>>8844796

So my bad idea's not actually a bad idea?

>> No.8844854

>>8844812
Not only is not a bad idea it's a common thing. You expect volatile movement and you prepare a straddle.

If it either goes up or down in a large swing you strike gold. If it doesn't you lose out on the premium - the little bit it did swing.

>> No.8844866

>>8844812
not if you do it with long contracts. its a tremendous play for things going into ER, as well as FED days on volatility. also leveraged etfs. anything that moves a lot in a day. get some short term contracts, and then flip em as soon as it takes off one way or another.

seriously look up straddles and strangles. you an skew em if youre biased too.

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>>8844779
>Things don't need to be so hard, M. Zoggaborg
>hand them over
>NOW

>>8844812
you are a fuckign genius bro

>> No.8844880

>>8844866
Allah hu akbar!

>> No.8844885

>>8844872
all hail 84VxzOoy creator of long options straddles

>> No.8844916

>>8844885
I guess I have to tripfag now

>> No.8844939

>>8844880
ill give ya a hint. if youre trading these things on something that is leveraged (ie very volatile by nature) try strangles. they are cheaper to set up than straddles and you can skew them to be biased one way or another easier

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Down 35$ on my shorts.
Up 550$ on my boring longs.

>> No.8845056
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8845056

/smg/, /smg/!
I made money for the first time ever trading in the stock market!
I usually lose money so this is my best achievement yet!

I'm really happy right now!

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>>8845056
good job anon I'm proud of you!

>> No.8845113

>>8843005
>>8843034
Don't you just call a TD broker and ask for free trades? It worked for me

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>>8845056

Fantastic, anon.

>> No.8845127

>>8845113
did it with schwab. whenever their trading platform fucks me around i try and get free trades off em

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>>8845056
You're going to make it bro, we're all going to make it :)

Pic related, Zuck is using a booster seat :^)

>> No.8845153

>>8845133
fucking manlets

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>>8845133

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>>8845153
LOOK HOW TALL HE IS

LOOK AT IT

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>>8845169

>> No.8845193

>>8845133
lol god next image for the following general (booster seat zuck)

>> No.8845198

Emailing in WhatsApp

>> No.8845200

really, black panther?

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>>8845169

>> No.8845236

>>8844620
For the Canadian ones, wait until a week or two before first quarter earnings are due after legal sales have started. This is the point where many of the small and medium caps will get crushed. I don't recommend puts right now as everything was oversold this morning and still close to it even after the rally this afternoon. Many are starting to enter late bear market flat-ish trading on a tight range. Bull run is imminent within, I'd say, about a month.

>> No.8845247

>>8845200
are you surprised that a movie that is literally just a power fantasy for blacks did as well as it did? blacks are the penultimate consumer. i honestly dont know why the media doesnt just make ALL media exclusively for them. mofos will buy up anything that panders to them in droves

>> No.8845250

what is this senator asking?

>> No.8845277

>>8845133

I didn't know he was a small fry. The goggles say 5'6". Cute chair pillow there. Looks nice and squishy.

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>>8845277
>tfw no smol jewish bf

>> No.8845297

>>8845250

I think she means "categories" as in everything that you can share on there, like date of birth is one category etc

>> No.8845340

will someone just fucking bring up cyber phrenology already? i wanna see this cuck sweat

>> No.8845347

"Gambling problems" He just called us out /smg/

>> No.8845360

>>8845340
oh shit speak of the devil. targeting ads on specific demographics is illegal and violates civil rights. this is the keystone to the destruction of silicon valley

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>>8845347

oh shit.

>> No.8845378

>>8845360
in case anyone is interested
>http://cultstate.com/2017/10/13/The-Butterfly-War/

>> No.8845391

>>8845347
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>> No.8845452
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8845452

We Closing in.

>> No.8845465

He just called out all the human trafficking on FB

>> No.8845493

>>8845465
i caught that too. this is getting heavy

>> No.8845510

>Yes or no
>would you support
then he says everything BUT yes or no. This is annoying me, and the senators i feel are getting agitated and annoyed now too

>> No.8845518

>>8845378
you're as psychotic as bagholder if you subscribe to this shit

>> No.8845549

>>8845510
That's why people go to expensive and prestigious schools.
To be able to bullshit others in every circumstances.

>> No.8845569

>>8845510
>i think it's a good principle

>> No.8845575

>>8845549
i think that's a very important point and we need to look back at how we can do good against terrorist activites, russians, and hate speech

>> No.8845588

>>8845518
ha
you got absolutely no fucking clue lad. just wait. exciting times ahead of us here. this is the bush thats being beaten around here. this is literally the reason CA had a sting put out on them. they had to make it seem that they personally (FB GOOG etc) were not selling metadata.

call me crazy all you want m8, ive been doing this shit for a really long time. been watching this cat since 2012. thought he was full of it. i dont anymore. also what in the flying fuck is so unbelievable about jigsaw and various other companies using this technology to censor and filter dissident political opinions? its literally what this hearing is about, theyre just beating around the bush because they get "donations" from zuck. hence why zuck will walk, and we will see CA get wrecked.

my only hope is that they squeal when they get the squeeze put out on them

>> No.8845593

>>8845575
oh wait i forgot about AI tools for the future. Building AI tools!

>> No.8845700

kek zuck is such a fucking autist

>> No.8845744

>>8845593
>th-the ai stuff w-will fix everything okay promise

t.zuck

>> No.8845757

>>8845588
Even though Bagholder is dead, I'm glad we can still get our fill of conspiracy laden rants

>> No.8845787

FINALLY!
A firm stance against Fake News

>> No.8845835

>>8845757
Did he actually dieded? :(

>> No.8845838

>>8845757
wanna make a bet? last time i bet against cultstate, i lost big time

cambridge analytica is the fall guy, this im certain of. however CA works closely with all of the major internet corps currently. they have for years. this entire feint where zuck is just playing dumb about knowing what CA does with the data is outright lying to the senate.

now all we have to wait on is whether CA will dispute that statement, and try and shift some of the blame back onto their clients. THAT will be the moment we know zuck (and likely all of the current silicon valley megaliths) will go down

>> No.8845864

>>8845588
It's not just donations, senpai.

THEY USE THE SAME DATA FOR THEIR OWN ELECTIONS.

Get it now?

Every single person there harumphing at Zuckerberg will do and pay for anything that keeps them in office - including buying FB data, and abusing the platform. How many paid ads disguised as "news" did FB propagate to swing the elections for Feinstein, Cruz, or any of them?

Get it now? Is the picture clearer now?

>> No.8845890

>>8845835
yes he commited suicide after he lost everything on a bad options bet

>> No.8845933

does anybody here trade on 1broker very often and want to share knowledge mostly on forex and interday equities/indices/commodities

doubled my BTC in 3 weeks loving it so far

>> No.8845946

>>8845890
Well I hope he picked something painless

>> No.8845952

>>8845864
yeah thats why i dont think this hearing will amount to much (yet).

HOWEVER, they said at the beginning that a hearing with CA is next up to the plate. if they squeak about zuck/schmidt/bezos etc knowing full well what they do, then it will go back to zuck and the silicon fags. THIS is the moment when the politicians will have to try and distance themselves from their OWN use of this tech. thats the only scenario i can imagine where we actually see zuck in cuffs.

failing that, we will likely see CA executives get thrown into prison, and thatll be the end of that.

>> No.8845961

PROBLEMATIC CONTENT

>> No.8845976

DIVERSE INCLUSIVE HIRES

>> No.8845997

This Booker fellow is trying to bully the Zuck in to affirmative action, and to allow civil rights groups to audit his company and other silicon valley companies for diversity compliance. Holy shit.

>> No.8846005

PEOPLE OF COLOR

>> No.8846048

wew he almost slipped up there

i wonder how hes gonna hold up doing this same dance tomorrow?

>> No.8846054

These senators are keep asking him the same questions, and he's just giving the same scripted response. What a bunch of incompetent idiots.

>> No.8846069

>>8846048

Good question. They're really putting the screws to him here. Wonder if he'll wear down and lose his cool, say something incriminating.

>> No.8846070

>>8846054
thats how these hearings always are. just be happy its not in the house. fucking room temp IQs there

>> No.8846071

holy fuck Zuck just said he's more responsible with personal data than the government.

>> No.8846119

>>8846069
as far as im concerned, after listening to all of this, the MAJOR fuckup he did today was to completely deny that he knows what CA does.

CA knows theyre going down. they have very little reason to protect zuck (especially not since he just feigned ignorance to cover his own ass). THIS is the point where im curious to see if they drag fuckbook down with them. they have literally nothing to lose at this point.

>> No.8846161

>>8845952
The only way Mark sees cuffs is if the Justice Department investigates and brings charges, and I've seen nothing towards that. The Senate has no power to compel the Justice Department, or bring charges themselves, they're just a committee with subpoena power. Senate committees is where scandals go to die - which is why Hillary let Bengazai go there, because she knew nothing would come of it.
Which is why I really don't invest much in anything here, it's a dog and pony show, and the only result will be the Senators using it to push for new laws that take more of our rights away.

IF they start talking about a Bill Of Rights for data privacy, I might pay attention.

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Washington Post have popcorn on their desk to watch this.

>> No.8846201

I don't understand this whole fuss about the Russian interfering with the election. Surely making pro-xxx posts in a worldwide public forum is fair game? How is that interfering with the election?

I'm a Brit, so if I made a post about corrupt Hillary, or stupid Drumpf or whatever, and one of my FB friends who's American sees it, does that make me interfering with the US election?

>> No.8846222

>>8846201
foreign money spent to influence the election is illegal. presumably you'd be unpaid. worse, many actors pretended to be a us citizen when spreading propaganda, which is dishonest at best. its the marxist cultural subversion people were worried about in the 70's but playing out for real, but worse than anyone imagined

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FUCK YEAH, FAGGOTS!
I GOT MY 2 SCOOPS!

>> No.8846339

>>8846323
Congrats bro!
-3k here

>> No.8846358

>>8846201
it was funding for targeted political ads, not just some random russian person making a facebook post you dumb idiot.

>> No.8846363

>>8842915
boob

>> No.8846403

>>8846222
>foreign money spent to influence the election is illegal
This is the point I don't get. So let's say I'm a Russian newspaper, publishing an English story about the US election and I'm biased towards a certain candidate. I'm paid obviously, so if a US citizen sees this article, this would it election interference?

What can FB do about it? Remember FB is a global service, not just for the US. Take down the article? But surely that's prohibiting free speech, especially since if a Russian, or European FB users sees it then there's no issue at all. So the only option is to segragate the content, so only non-US users can see it. But that's extremely difficult to do and very easy to bypass. For example, what if said US citizen is overseas while he saw this article? I just don't get how you can write into law about something like this.

And I agree with the dishonest agenda bit. But again, is it really FB's responsibility to police honesty? Remember honesty is not a legal requirement for these type of social contents. Am I committing a crime if I pretended to be a girl on FB?

>> No.8846407

>>8846201

It made no impact at all, and Clinton's funding/special interests were 3x that of Trump's

It's a non issue that has been whored to hell and back by a media and DNC that wants to deflect

No reason why it would make logical sense to any neutral observer

>> No.8846410
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8846410

Guys, isn't it really weird to be at the forefront waiting for history to be made?
Unless you have a stake in this (being a conspiracy planmaker, /biz/ness man or work for a tech company), nobody will give a shit truly.
Mark's giving throw away answers to a very wide range of questions, it all amounts to fluff filling that a regular news reader will discard like nothing.

Mark's not even under oath. He's under "legal obligation to answer truthfully", which was his forced call to say nothing too out of left field.
Facebook's a really scummy company, and BIGGER than CA.

I can believe why he's not getting more pressure here, and understand what's going on but to see this in action... I'm beyond disappointed as an american.
If CA is going to blast Facebook, CA better raise hell and a lot of it. It needs to be so damning, shocking and hell-to-earth spectacular not only in records, but in *presentation*.

It'll be the only way it gets picked up by normal news readers, watched instead of faded away.

>> No.8846416

>Mr. Zuckerberg i'm not no big city senator but...

>> No.8846423

I think this Kennedy dude should cuckerbergs dick out of his ass.

>> No.8846426

>>8846410
butthurt short detected

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8846443

Gold Up

Futures down

I feel something is coming, I'm short on the Nasdaq.

>> No.8846455

>>8846410
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.8846456

Where's the part where they ask him if he had known about the CA situation and hid it from shareholders while he sold stock? Lets lock this guy up.

>> No.8846470

First

>> No.8846471

My portfolio
>TVIX
>Gold
>Silver
>Oil
>SQQQ
>SPXS
Dump it

>> No.8846472

>>8846403

Remember campaign finance reform? Lel

t. Ralph Nader voter

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8846474

imagine having this as your logo and your fucking company name is palantir
you handle big data

>> No.8846484

>>8846403
are you really saying facebook should be spreading marxist cultural subversion? tell me you dont support marxist cultural subversion, please. just say it out loud.

and if you dont understand the diffrence between publishing a newspaper targeted for russians and foreign political advertising targeted for americans, you truly are retarded

>> No.8846507

tfw /pol/ is invading /smg/ again

>> No.8846516

>>8846507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

>> No.8846578

>>8846507
Markets are closed and this is relevant to tech stocks.

>> No.8846588

>>8846484
wtf is marxist cultural subversion?

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>>8846588
Lol

>> No.8846608

>>8846455
seeing a right-wing founded data mining, data broker company being dragged through the mud by Zuck "The Buck" Berg
Zuckerberg is giving very canned responses, and CA would probably love to burn a left leaning website for bad business practices.

It's fucking insane if facebook gets away with this, they've gotten away with shit like this in the past with ads and personality engineering.
I've always disliked this company and I hope they go down, but they're just too fucking huge, thus the 4% rally today

I'm also getting drunk but I'm not there yet

>> No.8846617

>>8846588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsTEpiQiZ8

enjoy

>> No.8846731

Was today's massive NVCN volume normal?

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>>8846443
just gonna hang on to these tvix bags I have in my vanguard account and trade other shit with my other money in robinhood

hopefully market crashes and I pull out 50%+

>> No.8846813

>>8846410
source

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FNGU is back on the menu boys

>> No.8846863

Overall it's been a really interesting hearing with the Zuck. I think he did OK, which would go someway to explain the share price action. But the senators were a really incompetent bunch bar like a couple of them.

To keep it /biz/ related, I got thinking how this reflects a wider global mega-trend, which is the polarisation of the political spectrum, both in US and Europe. And how social media responds to this. I feel like this whole debacle has shown that building an integrated platform is extremely difficult, and I think the future of social media really lies in extremely partisan forums, where the userbase feels "safe" with fellow like-minded users. Unironically kind of like 4chan, with the vast majority of the userbase being right-leaning I would say. And whatever the lefty 4chan is as well. I would unironically long 4chan if I could.

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>>8846813
Look up names n' shit if you want a bigger picture:
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-cambridge-analytica-factbox/factbox-who-is-cambridge-analytica-and-what-did-it-do-idUSKBN1GW07F

correction on 'Zuckerburg not under oath', it's a felony to lie to the congress regardless if they make swear oath.
These responses wouldn't change if he were under oath or not though. He's locked down here but they're going softer than I'd like.
'cept that one lady, she went as hard as she could god bless her soul.

had two more sources but 4chan thinks this post is spam so rip

>> No.8846937

SYRIAN AIRSPACE ON LOCK DOWN

>> No.8846943
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>>8846927
no on the suspicious image

>> No.8846966

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6021889/syria-airspace-is-cleared-for-next-48-hours-as-us-led-missile-strikes-over-nerve-gas-attack-loom/

NOT A DRILL
WE ARE OPENING RED TOMORROW

>> No.8846976

was my shady boy too shady?
(fuck me, knowledge for the future)

>> No.8847003

>>8846927
Did you just post a screenshot of an ASCII image? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

>> No.8847049
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8847049

>>8846966

NOOOOOOO!!!!

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>>8846966
Me ready

>> No.8847105
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8847105

>>8846966
Crashing these gains

>> No.8847130

>>8846608
2 scoops reporting in.
My FB and SPY calls from yesterday made a ton of money, and I'm going to keep sitting on them.
If I see the dip in FB that you're hoping for, I'll double down.

>> No.8847282

>>8847130
Lock in your deep gains.
Rebuy a further EXP ATM or slightly OTM tomorrow.

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>>8847130
I seriously think you're making a mistake, there are too many possible loss triggers in the days to come.
Hell while the market thinks facebook is bulletproof, wouldn't you wanna short right about now? I am pretty impulsive and uneducated about these things but be careful my dude.

>> No.8847362

>>8842915
hey noob here. Is it worh going into the bonds market for a while?

>> No.8847381

>>8847362

never. are you 85? get rich or die tryin nigga

>> No.8847389

>>8847345
It just fell too much and this hasn't hurt their financial model.
Their P/E ratio is a fucking 28. That's probably the lowest of the FAANG stocks.

>> No.8847411

>>8847362
Bonds are for faggots unless you're leveraging the absolute fuck out of them.

>> No.8847424

>>8847362
not really. as interest rates climb, bond yields will get all fucked up.

if you want something that gives you yields, look into high dividend stocks. REITs in particular as they have YUGE yields

>> No.8847430

>>8847362
(your age - 10)% of your portfolio should be in bonds

>> No.8847432

>>8847381
>>8847411
>>8847424
how can I hedge? I'm not a shorter

>> No.8847437

>>8847345
Wait. You're the poor fucker that's shorting FB with put options.
Can you please start namefagging so I can just inverse all your positions from now on?

>> No.8847456

>>8847432
can you trade options?
look up covered calls.

>> No.8847458

>>8847430
shut up faggot you shouldn't have anything in bonds. stop trying to get this kid to ruin his chances

>> No.8847474

>>8847458
there's literally nothing wrong with bonds.

>> No.8847477

>>8847437
again, I'm not a good trader
if you wanna inverse my position then just never buy MU

ever

>> No.8847490

>>8847432
>Hedge
Against a market downturn?
Holding VIX is pretty popular among REAL traders on Wall Street, I've heard.
Or, put options on SPY or call options on TVIX.

>> No.8847513

>>8847345
>Hell while the market thinks facebook is bulletproof

It doesn't. I think part of the reason for today's rise was the belief that the congress thing would that contain any material information about the company, which turned out to be true. It had nil affect on FB's stock and, because markets were green today, it behaved in the normal way along with the rest.

Tomorrow may be a different story, I don't know.

>> No.8847521

>>8847437
>>8847345
cant we all just get along and play straddles?

>>8847474
you absolutely do NOT want to be in bonds of any sort right now. interest rates having been at zero means theres nowhere to go but down for the whole bond market. MAYBE i could see an argument for doing a short-term bond ladder, but thats clearly above this guys head.

>> No.8847523

>>8847474
>/smg/ says gold is bad
>Also that bonds are bad
>Absolutely zero discussion of dividends what so ever

Ignore them. And kids, remember to always do the opposite of /smg/.

>> No.8847525

>>8847474
That's exactly why they're such shit. Now get the fuck out of here, you disgusting normie REEEEEEEE

>>8847477
HODLing MU?
I hold SOXL for extended stretches.

>> No.8847528

>>8847513
*would not contain...

>> No.8847538

>>8847523
lad ive been shilling hi div REITs for weeks. where ya been?

>> No.8847560

>>8847521
buy a bond, hold it till expiration, pocket money. who cares if new bonds come out that are a little nicer, you still made money...

if you're 20, 10% of your portfolio in bonds is nothing there's no reason not to hold bonds.

>> No.8847592

>>8847513
FB went down 20% on NOT a data breach.
Equifax went down 33% on REAL data breach of a FINANCIAL INSTITUTION.
The FB dip was over selling.

>>8847521
I don't understand enough for spreads. I already got lightly toasted by plain options.
Additionally, I have CONVICTION. So, I'm gonna watch that little bitch get roasted.

>>8847523
That's basically what I'm doing.
No bonds, gold, dividends EVER. And I'm inversing some nog on here.
COME ON BABY, GIVE ME MY 2 FUCKING SCOOPS!

>> No.8847620

>>8847525
ETF's are off-limits to me, got those leverage memes in effect so robinhood doesn't like high volatility when I'm playing with their money. Fuckers. I think MU's a pretty safe squeeze right now but it's a time bomb, gonna dip some more in the days/weeks to come.

>> No.8847624

>>8847592
Options toasted me too.

>> No.8847642

Midas Letter wrote a pretty accurate assessment of today's important session of trading for the Canadian marijuana sector. Nothing you don't already know if you've been watching the charts but I think it's a decent synopsis for those who are afeared for their money in this bag holding period:

https://midasletter.com/2018/04/aurora-cannabis-cannabis-complex-rebounds-sharply-on-follow-the-leader-buying/

>> No.8847649

>tfw didn't buy the dip Monday afternoon because I thought everything was going to tank today

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>>8847560
>there's no reason not to hold bonds
KEK.

>> No.8847674

>>8847649
I know this feel

>> No.8847684

>>8847523
what bonds can you hold long term safely in a rate hike environment? i trade options on the leveraged bond ETFs from time to time, but never bothered to buy individual bonds (though i am approved to trade them apparently).

the ones i was thinking of getting were some short term TIPS, but their yields are so piss poor i dont know if its worth the effort.

>>8847592
i wish i could do spreads and all the more complex options. i dont trade on margins though. but i hardly ever miss on one of my straddles (either going into some companies ER, on leveraged ETFs during key reversal points, or playing strangles on volatility during sell offs). just dont go for the .05 contracts. those are the ones i always lose on

>> No.8847704

>>8847649
Don't worry you'll have your chance tomorrow

>> No.8847708

>>8847674
My only consolation is I was so close to buying UVXY calls but thank god I didn't.

>> No.8847720

>>8847649
I know. I only had the balls to do it because I was working from home and ended up just watching the market like a fucking savant all day.

>>8847624
My mistake was getting options only twice as far out as expiration.
>The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent
I'll never buy the dip with options less than a month out ever again. Probably no less than 3 months.

>> No.8847721

>>8847704
I'll buy in if things gap down tomorrow, but I'm afraid of another "gap up and slow sell off" kind of day.

>> No.8847792

>>8847708
hey its only tuesday. VIX hardly ever goes below 20 anymore.

>>8847720
im telling ya m8, do some near term straddles and strangles on shit thats calm now, but you know is heading into a volatile event (ER, some upcoming news etc...). the trick is to hold onto it for as short a time as possible.

>>8847721
unless syria situation heats up, were probably just going to go sideways for the week. the serious buying volume is still mysteriously absent. all these runs we HAVE had, have been on suspiciously low volume

>> No.8847864

>>8847704
I'm feeling this too, anon.
I'm hoping I'm wrong.
I think it'll retrace, but I didn't want to get out because I really, really need to stay in to avoid missing a big chunk of the recovery in the event that it just shoots up tomorrow and I miss most of it.

>>8847684
I don't think you can do well with bonds in a rate hike environment. Isn't part of the reason for doing rate hikes that it makes bonds less appealing to investors and forces them into other assets?
Also, I don't fully get straddles. Do you just buy OTM on both calls and puts? The .05 options have no chance of going ITM so they always just get fucked by theta decay, I think.

>> No.8847882

>>8847792
The lack of volume is also spooky. SPY is still under half its average volume.

>> No.8847892

>>8843794
normal people don't even know this is happening

>> No.8847925

>>8847864
>Isn't part of the reason for doing rate hikes that it makes bonds less appealing to investors and forces them into other assets?

Nah, rate hikes are more a reflection of growth and inflation. When the Fed wants to push people out of bonds they start buying back a shit load to drive up the price (and in doing so push down yields). They did this big time after 2008 to try push people back into the stock market.

>> No.8847980

>>8843785
>>8843794
>>8847892
It dipped by 20%! It simply can't go lower! See here:
>>8847592
The top response

>>8847882
People are fucking scared. Too scared to move or try playing. VIX won't go below 20.

>>8847792
>the trick is to hold onto it for as short a time as possible
I get too greedy, and I'm a developer not a NEET, so I can't feed it my attention all day.
I'm surprised this works for ERs too. I thought enough people would know to do that to make it unprofitable.

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>>8847864
>I don't think you can do well with bonds in a rate hike environment
yeah me neither. that other guys advice is sound if we were in any other type of FED environment though. but i just do long puts and calls (normally ATM or ITM) on the leveraged bond ETFs
>Also, I don't fully get straddles. Do you just buy OTM on both calls and puts?
straddles you buy a call and put on the same strike. strangles are my favorite (atleast on things that move fast). i normally buy as close to ATM as possible. you buy one slightly OTM call at a strike higher than the underlying, and one slightly OTM put thats below the current price. its even better if you manage to buy the contracts when they have low IV, as once it takes off in either direction, you get bonus gains from the vega.

>>8847882
yeah i know. im not picking up ANY new longs until i see a sign that its not just me and the rest of the retail traders out there. its too fucking weird. and then you see things like pic related and you have to just hope they arent right

>>8847980
>I'm surprised this works for ERs too
just gotta go for the companies that are going into a crucial ER. you want it to hit or miss BIG or its not gonna be worth it. or on days like today, like i did on FB. was totally convinced it was going down, but then i bought a strangle instead. and boy was i glad i did that

>> No.8848031

Did they cuck the zuck? I got a bunch of puts on the FB.

>> No.8848117

>>8848031
youre gonna be bummed out tomorrow morning. FB went straight up for the whole time zuck was speaking (while the markets were open) for no fucking reason. have to see how tomorrow goes

>> No.8848147

>>8848117
Well they can still bomb syria and tank the whole market right?

>> No.8848178

>>8848031
Nope

Gonna start namefagging as soon as I figure this shit out

>> No.8848191

is fb crashin tomorrow or what? its just what the majority of investors think right? I think its gona drop

>> No.8848195

>>8848147
yeah sure.

im still kind of skeptical that we are going to do anything (aside from maybe another couple tomahawks lobbed at some abandoned airfield). but i never doubt the GOPs ability to get us caught up in global conflict for no reason

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>>8848178

>> No.8848278

>>8848027
>its even better if you manage to buy the contracts when they have low IV, as once it takes off in either direction, you get bonus gains from the vega
I'm assuming IV is volatility, but idk what Vega is. I haven't read up on the Greeks much besides theta, which I know I got burned by

>>8848027
>until i see a sign that its not just me and the rest of the retail traders out there
I read the bond yield inverted, so I'm thinking the markets probably gonna tank within the next few months, so I'm planning to wind down my leverage... After I make some money back from getting lightly toasted by my first few options plays... It feels like a game of hot potato.

>> No.8848321

>>8848195
>but i never doubt the GOPs ability to get us caught up in global conflict for no reason

For whatever reason the Trump administration has been, to date, pretty gun shy for a republican government. Lot of talk and a lot of show of force by positioning military near/in important countries but not much at all in the way of overt strikes. I continue to be impressed by the restraint shown with South Korea and Syria so far. And I say that as a political fence sitter who generally thinks all politicians are walking garbage. My stance on the last US election was that both candidates were going to be trouble in the event of a win and was worried either way.

>> No.8848335

>>8848191
It has hardly any room to drop! See here:
>>8847592
First response

>>8848195
My money is on a couple of tomahawks too. I really don't think Trump wants to fuck around any more in the middle East.

>> No.8848358

>>8848335
>My money is on a couple of tomahawks too. I really don't think Trump wants to fuck around any more in the middle East.

Yeah something like that. A quick air strike to say 'hey we can fuck you up real hard on a moments notice if we wanna' type deal.

>> No.8848369

>>8848191
Additionally, FB has the lowest P/E ratio of FAANG stocks. It's so low that it's on par with SPY.
AND, this whole shenanigan hasn't hurt their financial model!

>> No.8848371

>>8848278
I guess you are 2 scoops now.

Also, here is what I took from the FB hearing.

Most of these senators are fucking retarded and clearly backpage funding this shit.

Based fucking Cruz.

Zuck thinks you're a sheep too stupid to comprehend "complicated data use agreements"

FB is a platform for terrorism and human trafficking. They have been told to clean this up for a very long time and have done nothing nor do they seem to intend to.

Normies are too stupid to understand that in order for a machine learning algorithm to do all of these things these morons propose IT HAS TO UNDERSTAND AND COLLECT EVERY DATAPOINT ABOUT YOU FIRST.

All social media is about to get regulated.

MUH RUSSIACHINA

Ill have my team get back to you for the rest.

>> No.8848404

>>8848358
Exactly!
>>8848321
>not much at all in the way of overt strikes
He shows a lot of care for American lives. He doesn't want a bunch of deaths to be blamed for.

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>>8848278
vega is vol, youre right
>It feels like a game of hot potato.
kinda is, but learn your greeks and you can tweak the odds back into your favor somewhat.

>>8848321
yeah it aint trump im worried about desu. its all the other scumfucks that saturate the GOP