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Summer is coming edition

/smg/ official hedge fund:
https://autismincorporated.org/

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

previous thread >>8829729

>> No.8839073

Who here /slv/?

>> No.8839087

>>8839073
we is bro
thats all that matters

>> No.8839094

>>8839073
>>8839087
ITS OUR TURN

>> No.8839095
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8839095

A kind reminder of the incoming event

>> No.8839103
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Let’s do this

>> No.8839105

>>8839095
yeah unless you got calls on a bunch of bearshit

>> No.8839112

>>8839095
I'm getting tired of waiting for it.

>> No.8839119

>>8839073
did you get in on oil too?
my calls are ITM on them too. good morning

>> No.8839126

Tfw you are holding tvix and slv calls.

>> No.8839133
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8839133

Today's hexagram: Retreat (33)

in what is small, perseverance furthers

thus the superior man keeps the inferior at a distance, not angrily but with reserve

>> No.8839150

Afraid to sell my slv, shit might just keep going

>> No.8839158
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8839158

LET'S SEE ALL THE GREEN TODAY

>> No.8839159

>>8839133
mah fellow i-ching nigga

>> No.8839162

>>8839105
I got a 4/20 put on SPY
Uncle Xit's speech is made to be consensual
I don't trust that things are going smoothly behind the scene

>>8839112
There will be no big and flash bear market m8
This is a sideway market in which you buy the dips and sell the rallies

>> No.8839171

>>8839119
I wish dude, I went all in on SLV because I believed in it more

>> No.8839185

>>8839064
Xi bent the knee and it came out that they can't use anything they found during that raid that relates to Trump. Mueller already distanced himself from it because it was outside the scope of his investigation. They're just investigating Cohen for bank fraud.

>> No.8839199

>>8839087
How long we holding these 15 50 calls slv expiring Friday ?

>> No.8839204

>>8839162
>There will be no big and flash bear market m8
This is a sideway market in which you buy the dips and sell the rallies
Pretty much this, just gotta make your money where you can.

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>>8839073
Right here. I'm /GLD/ also.

>> No.8839224

>>8839199
I'm updating my price target to 15.72-78, but I'm a greedy fuck

>> No.8839241

Why would a stop loss order be rejected by Robinhood?

>> No.8839254

>>8839224
I'm scared I may just sell today, made 50 % so far. Ktos calls are shitting the bed though

>> No.8839260

>>8839241
Never mind. The email said it’s cause I was above the price.

>> No.8839274
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8839274

BULLISH

>> No.8839281
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8839281

>tfw made a few thousand in a day

What the fuck lads

>> No.8839301
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8839301

Guys the VIX is moving up with the rally.......

>> No.8839309

Oh shit, is this the return of volatility?

>> No.8839338

>>8839281
dammit i need to get in on the biotech game

>> No.8839344

Something is going on, markets are restless today

>> No.8839347

>>8839281
Did you listen to Martin Shkreli for that ?

>> No.8839383
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8839383

Buy NVCN!!!! To the moon!

>> No.8839401

YESterday i thought i would of made some buck tody. Now it turns out nothing really happened and if anything i lost money what fhe fuckkk

>> No.8839405

>>8839347
No I just bought a few thousand on a whim during the dip last week since I had money.

>> No.8839411
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8839411

Does anyone feel like they've actually "learned" something from this recent market volatility? I've been sticking to the same strategy for months now, which is been kinda shitty, but I don't really see what else I could have done without massive risks.

>> No.8839426

>>8839405
lol you damn lucky bastard
Shkreli actually made that AveXis call nearly a year ago. It is some crazy, risky but innovative play on brain degeneracy disease.

>> No.8839436

>>8839383
This shits not gonna jump

>> No.8839437
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>>8839411
I didn't learn anything.

>> No.8839444

>>8839411
my lesson this whole year has been to trade less and baghold :(

>> No.8839454

>>8839411
The easy bull run money is over.
Pick your stock wisely, like Buffett-sama would do.
And play options to hedge.

>> No.8839464

>>8839437
Never wrong

>> No.8839473

>>8839411
Yes I only do defined risk option trades now.
Its been working out well.

>> No.8839476

Damn slv what the fuck

>> No.8839478

>>8839454
Or you can just buy the VIX

>> No.8839481

>>8839162
>I don't trust that things are going smoothly behind the scene
yeah i dont buy it

>>8839199
i took half at open, and im letting the rest ride. got a put at the same strike. been doing this for weeks

>> No.8839494
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8839494

Aaaaan here we go

>> No.8839497

Sell weed stocks now. Canopy heading to 15$. Fuck this sector.

>> No.8839524
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8839524

Will he bomb?

>> No.8839528

I'm trading on Robinhood what stocks are people losing money on right now so I can buy low?

>> No.8839532

>>8839524
Of course, RIP nasdaq

>> No.8839534

>>8839481
I tried to sell but none of the contracts sold

>> No.8839555

>>8839478
This is speculating and this is not my style
What I am doing right now is holding stocks I like and hedge them with an SPY put (which conveniently is equivalent to the value of my hodlings)

>>8839481
There is an article on Zero Hedge about the bts negotiations.
They are like a competition of bad faith

>> No.8839598

Why is Luv tanking, is Buffet trying to get it cheap?

>> No.8839601

>>8839528
AYX

>> No.8839619
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8839619

>>8839534
do you use walk limits? thats how i do it normally
gives you a range so youre more likely to get out in time. still think its got some legs on it though. especially if things turn red

and speaking of things turning red.
was scanning for options and look what i found.

>> No.8839650

>>8839619
50 cent

>> No.8839666
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8839666

>>8839619
another moon shot attempt with cheap OTM VIX call
>>8839650
this

>> No.8839668

>>8839619
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/12/the-mysterious-trader-nicknamed-50-cent-made-200-million-last-week-as-the-market-blew-up.html

>> No.8839669

>>8839619
Damn, wtf

>> No.8839678

>>8839524
FB will come back. You short game cucks can't imagine my gains.

>> No.8839679

>>8839650
that guy won last time.
that doesnt sound good. worse this is a relatively near term contract. fiddy bought them like a year or two out

>> No.8839698

>>8839619
one fund always buy 50 cent VIX option for the big 3 SD events

>> No.8839711

>>8839411
buy high sell low

>> No.8839725
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>>8839711
Pic related is the most valuable and most profitable lesson I have had so far

>> No.8839740

>>8839698
SD?

>> No.8839753

>>8839619
They're only buying at the cheapest but that's fine, I sold most of my Fridays but kept my 4/20's for any extra run time

>> No.8839762

>>8839740
standard deviation (or sigma)

>> No.8839788

just when I thought marijuana wouldn't go any lower

why did i buy an over-inflated penny stock

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8839791

As expected cannabis stocks keep on free falling, no breaks.
I have set up a stop limit now for all of them.
Cannot take more than 60% loss, have already lost over $7k.

Not gonna make it, there is no way to recover from it.
I better play lottery than this.

>> No.8839811

>>8839753
>>8839762
ah then its nothing out of the ordinary. i just thought it seemed funny. i got my calls for friday still running actually. i think the fun has yet to begin. im getting the weird feeling of someone setting up bowling pins to knock down from this market right now

>>8839788
>>8839791
it sucks, but it honestly makes sense. theyve been speculated so hard on, everyone kind of forgot that its still pretty much illegal in most places. lack of favorable legislation in many new places has caused hype to die down

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8839845

>tfw I missed out on the PTN bubble

>> No.8839853

>>8839811
What under the radar options are you looking at

>> No.8839863
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8839863

ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>> No.8839868

MU Seems to be breaking resistance.

Buy?

>> No.8839870

>Put my closing order on the wrong exp date
FUCK that was a pretty penny to fix.

>> No.8839920

When is this market going to burn? I mean they're trying to impeach our president.

>> No.8839927

>>8839845
this still hurts

>> No.8839953

>>8839791
it's a loss that I just rationalize in my head as having bought a new car over a used one or a similarly expensive decision. It could be worse.

>> No.8839962
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8839962

Why are people pumping this? Trying to setup cheaper puts?

>> No.8839963

Fuck off, you dumb redditors.

>> No.8839985

>>8839066
I wonder what they did to their penises

>> No.8839987

>>8839853
nothing right yet. i noticed theres a bunch of puts on USO for 11, but that seems ridiculous. i was gonna get some 13 puts maybe for the inevitable pullback. could be that my scanner is picking up people writing OTM short puts though. not entirely sure if it differentiates from em.

i mostly gotta see how the market reacts to the zuckening. everything seems to high right now and the daily charts on the indexes still look like total shit. i did pick up some more vol calls for next week though

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>>8839927
I bought at 1.13, panicked and sold at 1.12 last week, I fucked up...

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8839993

>>8839963
mess with the bull you get the horns kid

getting mad at reddit wont fix your problems

>> No.8840001

>>8839989
i bought it at .60 and sold it at .30
fuck you

>> No.8840010

>>8840001
equity value?

>> No.8840015

>>8840010
it was not a lot of money whatever

>> No.8840025

>>8840015
same put in like $50

>> No.8840031

>>8839920
>trying
Never ever. Only liberal retards think they'll actually succeed.

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8840032

>>8840025
it still hurts to see it pushing 1.50 now
hurts real bad

>> No.8840051

>>8839920
literally 0% chance

>> No.8840089
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>>8839953

Only a lingering feeling of defeat for me, which is what makes me realize that I don't have either the brainpower, nor the luck to gain anything from trading or anything.
It's less stress to play lottery.
At least I tried, now all that I have to do is play mass lottery with the rest of my money and do an hero.
Rather be dead, than be a suffering wage slave with 0 merit.

>> No.8840091

>>8840031
>>8840051
it looks like the street is entirely unafraid of drumphfs inevitable impeachment. good to see the market acting rationally to such stupidity

>> No.8840120

>>8840089
7k loss is not the end of the world friend
youll be alright

>> No.8840142

Goofy ass liberals are actually bearish rn lmao

>> No.8840155
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8840155

Legitimate question.

The day of/after ex-dividend date how much is it expected for a stock to drop. Especially one that is relatively new (5-8 years).

>> No.8840157

>>8840120
It's all relative though. I am a poorfag and a NEET nowadays.
It was more or less my last bet in this game, not the end of the world for anyone but me though.
I see no chance in recovering it, it will only get worse. Mentally I have given up now.

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8840159

>>8840142

>they actually think this stormy daniels FBI lawyer shit is going to affect the markets

>> No.8840175

>>8840157
no youre just being a faggot
wake up and go sit in the sun for a while

>> No.8840180

>>8840155
The amount of the coupon paid

>> No.8840189

>>8839962
The entire Cambridge Analytics drama is a giant nothingburger and FB is going back to where it was before

>> No.8840193

>>8840155
by the price of the div usually

>>8840157
eh its just time to hold that bag for a couple months. people always pump pot for harvest, and all it takes is some favorable legislature and youll be up back where you were (or closer to it at the very least). just dont look at it. if you think its still gonna go down sell calls on it

>> No.8840194

Workshop time /smg/

Do you think Zuckerberg can fuck it up? I think the markets have already weighted in that the guy will essentially accept full responsibility and give in on practically everything except his position.
If the guy gives a good impression we might see further gains in the afternoon.

>> No.8840203
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8840203

Are wars always bullish or just this one?

And is it because people are tired of Syrians and just want them to die?

>> No.8840210

>>8840175
probably the best advice i have ever seen on this board

>> No.8840213

>>8840194
overall think the markets will be ok
but im really bearish on FBs stock. carefully weighing my risks of just going all in on puts on the cocksucker. i really dont wanna die though

>> No.8840219

>>8840194
Look at what happened with Equifax and Wells Fargo

>> No.8840224

>>8840194
Until they suggest regulations and the whole ad-revenue business goes away.

>> No.8840248

>>8840203
dont think were going to war desu

>>8840219
thats what im hoping for

>> No.8840250
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8840250

Ganbatte ALT-chan

>> No.8840258

>>8840219
>Equifax
>>8840224
Im concerned by that, but would it come up? Im not familiar with these types of probes. Would they say, Well mr Zuckerberg I believe you but we will be rising the following regulation on the ad industry? Are there any projects at the moment?

>> No.8840260

If anyone sold their $WEED in the last 25 minutes don't look at the price right now.

>> No.8840275
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8840275

>>8840260
>remember I will always have your back

>> No.8840281

>>8840175
I go to bed, direct sunlight exposure is bad for ms skin.

And fuck you guys, it's not like most of you will make it either. Most of you are gonna lose it all, and will not make it, that's reality.

>> No.8840304

ended up doing a strangle on FB. cant imagine it could possibly go wrong. whichever way it moves, its gonna be YUGE

>> No.8840308

>>8840203
If the result of a war is a certainty and the result is potentially good for the market (ie securing oil deposits) then bullish, otherwise bearish.
But Syria is a non factor at the moment..

>> No.8840331

>>8840155
>FckSciod
outwardly chuckled at my own ID.

>>8840193
>>8840180
Makes sense, just kinda spoopy to watch LOAN drop pretty massively after dividend paid out. Way more than div worth.

I thought the 10-Q was released for it and it was doing disastrously and was wondering if it was time to jump off.

>> No.8840352

>tfw missed the first few hours of trading
There's no point buying in no is there?

>> No.8840357

AMRS mooning niggas.

>> No.8840360

>>8840331
that a senior bank loan ETF? maybe theyre being negatively affected by FED policy? i dont know enough about that shit

>> No.8840387

>>8840357
This a pump (look at the volume)
Watch it deflate slowly until market close.

>> No.8840388

These +/- 500 DJI daily swings are crazy. vfib I guess

>> No.8840396

Going all in oil and defense stocks. We going to war.

>> No.8840403

>>8840331
LOAN has regulated price trading rules doesn’t it? Odd little REIT

>> No.8840414

>>8840396
what makes you think that? other than the attack the other night where we stood up israel, i havent heard anything else about it other than some predictable saber rattling

>> No.8840415

>>8840396
made 100% of my money off a leveraged position on oil tonight, woke up to realized profit. its too easy with solid TA and patience and leverage

>> No.8840426

>>8840415
yeah im gonna be playing oil for the forseeable future. i think its gonna start being interesting again

>> No.8840447

>>8840396
What are good oil ETFs?

>> No.8840448

>>8840387
buy the pump, sell the dip

>> No.8840450

>>8839791
Hooks
Hold until midterms. I'm sure many will run on #legalizeitbrah

>> No.8840460

>>8840447
UWT / DWT for the 3x leveraged memes

>> No.8840461

>market going up
>TVIX also going up

What is this lads

>> No.8840473

>>8840461
A final spasm.

>> No.8840482

>>8840461
The market knows TVIX corp has solid fundamentals. I can't wait for their earnings report.

>> No.8840486

>>8840447
what he said >>8840460 for swings

and also USO for having a good options market.

>> No.8840496

>>8840447
GUSH / DRIP

>> No.8840500

>>8840461
Reversal coming at lunchtime.

>> No.8840505

>>8840461
Look at the low volumes on SPY
And uncle Shit PingPong's speech is consensual to save face for the attendance

Behind the scene, shit is clustered

>> No.8840517

>>8840505
It's louder than yesterday, but it's still pretty quiet.

>> No.8840538

>>8840500
i cant believe people are surprised at this point. its been like this for weeks. up in the morning too much, down in the afternoon

>>8840505
chinas just doing what we told them to do. uncle wingwong doesnt want to be on donnys bad side i guess.

>> No.8840545

>>8840447
Not an ETF, but there's OVX, the VIX of crude.

>> No.8840561

>>8840482
CEO strong like bear

>> No.8840563

>>8840538
except we are not going down in the afternoons anymore

a nice clean ramp all the way to end of week when we can begin earnings season

>> No.8840568

>>8840545
damn i cant trade it. that sounds excellent, as oil normally just sits around and then you get a spike out of nowhere on some catalyst

>>8840482
whens ER again?

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8840596

>>8840563
youre dreaming.

im say sideways for the week.
except for zuck. hes getting cucked

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Panic sell open which i slept through because i have the day off wageslavery. Aurora hit 6.85 on the low. Absurd dumping for no reason. I'm not normally one to invoke the 'shaking out of weak hands' meme but that was evidently the case this morning. Cooler bullish heads have prevailed and sector turned green in the last 30 minutes.

Should be green for the rest of the day. Markets are green. The China thing looks like it's headed towards a happy ending. There is no bad news in weed sector. A bunch of shit hit oversold rsi yesterday and opening today. So. PUMP THIS FUCKING JALOPY TO PLUTO.

>> No.8840627

>>8840538
The rumors are the Trump and Xi "Friendship" is all a show. The talks apparently broke down pretty badly last week. I think they are all trying to save face until the first stones are thrown.

It wouldnt surprise me if Trump still went forward with the 100billion in tariffs. Especually since the Chinese are supporting Russia with their Navy right now...

>> No.8840657

when the fuck is the crucifixion? im getting antsy

>>8840627
i think the "frienship" is for show, to save face. but i think xi will ultimately do what hes told

>> No.8840684

When can we buy the fear? The green tells me we're in for a dump

>> No.8840692

>>8840684
I think Zuck will spark the selloff today

>> No.8840696

>>8840684
Buy a call on UVXY

>> No.8840699

>>8840684
In about 25 minutes.

>> No.8840707

Uh oh

>> No.8840717

>>8840684
>>8840692
>>8840699
yeah im gonna just play monster hunter until i hear zucks nerdy little voice on the news. maybe pick up some SQQQ if shit gets ugly

>> No.8840720

>>8840684
Yeah, there is no point of bidding everything up like that unless you want to sell into the spike. This is late bull market crap, when people still panic buy.

>> No.8840722

>>8840692
That's what happened the last time he opened his mouth

>> No.8840725
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BRACE FOR MARKET MELT-UP

>> No.8840732

I did the math today /smg/ i'm a true brainlet. I would be up 25k if I had just timed my swing trades better and not panic sold low like a retard. Now I'm down 6k.

Painful stockmarket lessons make shitheads strong I guess.

>> No.8840759

>>8840596
that demon has a buttface

>> No.8840764

>>8840732
just follow this pic >>8839725 and many tendies will come to you bro

>> No.8840841

>>8840725
ah SHIT

ITS GOING DOWN

>> No.8840846

B O G G E D

>> No.8840847

Holy shit, did TVIX just release their earnings or what?

>> No.8840859

MUH GAINS REEEE

>> No.8840861

seriously is there some news here what the fuck just happened

>> No.8840867

Looks like the market just got SPOOKED

>> No.8840870

>>8840841
>>8840846
>>8840847
lol yes
I noticed SPY broke today's resistance, hover around 265.70 for several minutes before the Bog Call.

>> No.8840874

>>8840260
oh thank god

I've been holding WEED and ACB long because im retarded and put it in through my TFSA. Am I even allowed to swing trade it if it's in my TFSA without paying a capital gain tax? Not that it would matter anyways because I'm still ~40% down.

>> No.8840890

Trump hasn't even tweeted. Did something happen in Syria?

>> No.8840888
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It is so cute to watch little SPY trying to climb back up

>> No.8840892
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>Finish up some work business and LOAN drops some more

>>8840403
It's odd but unlike most REIT it has been showing some amazing jump in price and easily the best (only) shares I have in REIT that has really made me any substantial money back.

>>8840360
Maybe, I dunno I feel like it's time to jump off boat myself probably during the next dividend pay out unless something insane happens. I made 30'ish% in 8 months and I whenever I make a decent % I feel like I'm testing my luck too much.

>> No.8840917
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8840917

THIS DROP IS FAKE NEWS

JUST BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>> No.8840934

>>8840847
yeah they beat ER by 1488%
this was foretold in the book of revelations
its time

>>8840892
>I made 30'ish% in 8 months and I whenever I make a decent % I feel like I'm testing my luck too much.
thats how i feel too most of the time. especially on a div stock like that, thats huge. you should look more into oil pipeline REITs and stocks. oils bullish af and you can find some YUGE divs

>> No.8840956

>Dump and then immediate pump

MAKE UP YOUR MIND BOGS

>> No.8840970

>>8840387

How high you think its going to pump too

>> No.8840975

What is even going on right now.

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>>8840956
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND

>> No.8840983

>>8840970
It is already deflating
Really, this kind of behavior happens nearly everyday
Eod price target : around 6.8$

>> No.8840985

>>8840874

You can swing trade in your tfsa as long as you're a relatively small fish (less than 500k) and don't make a habit of it constantly all year.

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8840986

>>8840917
>>8840956
>>8840975

easy money opportunities my frien

>> No.8841040

When does the Zucc hearing start?

>> No.8841041

Hoo boy another break away comming, which way will it gooooo

>> No.8841049

We is going to bomb Syria by EOD, as a direct result of the fact Trump's Lawyer's raid was approved directly by the deputy attorney general. He's going to start WW3 tonight to avoid impeachment. It's 4d chess boys, but the market's ain't gone like it.

>> No.8841056

>>8841040
2pm EST

I hope he brought lube

>> No.8841072

Damn
The lunck break selloff meme is real

Where is lunchbro btw ?

>> No.8841093

>>8840983
>pump

ok going to sell for some small gains and buy back in trusting you anon

>> No.8841103

>>8839444
Trips of truth tell no lies. Same for me, I've been going up since I stopped habitually trading.
>>8839555
More trips of truth. How do I do good options trading on SPY?

>> No.8841129

>That fat triangle forming on SPY

What way will it go?

>> No.8841149

how far is /SMG/ from getting their lambo?

>> No.8841150

>>8841103
>More trips of truth. How do I do good options trading on SPY?
There is no lesson
Define what you want to do and just do it

>> No.8841152
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>>8841129
For love of God please down

>> No.8841155

>>8841149
my gains are for prolonging my neet lifestyle
not for wasting on a stupid car

>> No.8841165

>>8841155
Why not do both for a while, imagine how much more you could invest if you wagecucked for a few years

>> No.8841177

>>8841165
i was a wagie for 10 years my man

im probably at the older end of /smg/ posters

>> No.8841190

AAAAAAAAND I'M OUT

Too much resistance

>> No.8841204

>>8841177

ah is all good then wagie of 2 years so far plan to do 13 more then do the same

>> No.8841208

>>8841129
It better be down. I have wagecuck money to spend.

>> No.8841209

>>8841155
so much this
>>8841165
110% not worth it. jobs require qualifications i dont have. fuck that. not flipping goddamned burgers. i do landscaping shit sometimes though when its not winter. that helps. but having a schedule and owing my time to some cocksucker? nah

>> No.8841221
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8841221

It's time for that lunchtime checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a quite tasty salad and I'm doing fantastic, up 8% today on SLV. Got a bunch of free capital so I'm using this time to look for some ideas.

>> No.8841237

I just bought 5 puts for FB. Did I do it right?

>> No.8841241

>TVIX CEO Pepe Lebough stated in a press conference that earnings have taken unexpected gains this year in all sectors. "We anticipate record numbers of sales this quarter and fully expect to pay a dividend to our shareholders by end of year"

>> No.8841254

>>8841237
i did a strangle because i didnt want to lose hard if i blew it. but im pretty sure its going down HARD. youre probably fine.

>>8841221
>up 8% today on SLV.
fuck yeah

>> No.8841255

>>8841221
Day old cabbage

>> No.8841260

>>8841241
oh shit, too late to buy?

>> No.8841270

>>8841254
I might follow you and buy puts next, it's quite predictable

>>8841255
;~;

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>>8841221
based luchbro
Glad to see you eating some greens (like your portfolio hopefully)
enjoy m8

>> No.8841287

>>8841241
>>8841260
>by the end of year
buy now or never? doubt it's too late.

>> No.8841294

>>8841270
do it. just give yourself time and you cant lose. beats paying too much for GLD options and its almost the same thing

>> No.8841312

>>8841254
If SNB unloads one day, and they might, because CBs stance changed, FB will be obliterated that day. I wish I knew when it's coming, though. SNB is a really bad entity to have invested along side with. They just pull a plug in one day.

>> No.8841316

>>8841209
;_; i'm that wage cuck fuck

>> No.8841327

>>8841221
Doing well and a couple points in the green. I haven't even got around to breakfast yet. Need to make some pulled chicken in my slow cooker for lunch sammiches this afternoon. I do the bachelor style cook up a bunch of stuff and freeze in tupperware containers thing.

>> No.8841330

Anyone here considering buying AMD?

>> No.8841342

>>8841221
Had a french-press coffee and tea!

>> No.8841344

>>8841279
Hell yea, I'm slowly changing my diet up again and it's working great, feels good

>>8841294
That's the thing, time is very important with this, especially with the rest of the market as it is. I'll look into it, that or shorting SNAP and FB because making money off the demise of normies tastes good.

>> No.8841346

We just broke bottom again

>> No.8841356

>>8841330
More like buying AMD puts

>> No.8841377

>>8841327
Nothing wrong with that, it's effective

>>8841330
It's in the top of its current pattern right? I would buy puts with decent time.

>>8841342
Love me some tea

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Feels like this may be another bull trap.
I'll be buying the dip ad the end of day.

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>>8841346
buying more

>> No.8841398
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8841398

It feels like this may be another bear trap.
Buying the dip.

>> No.8841403

>>8841377
Usually drink cheap Lipton but I'm enjoying Tetley. Some nice towelhead and British blends are nice too- love Assam and Earl.

>> No.8841411

>>8841389
>>8841398


WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>> No.8841418
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8841418

I was up for hours but I'm going down again. Fuck. Was hoping for a linear graph.

>> No.8841419

>>8841221
Made about 6% on an overnight hold. Still down over 20% for the month.

>> No.8841431

>>8841403
I get this Earl with vanilla and marigold in it for when I'm feeling fancy, it's great stuff

>> No.8841433

>>8841411
Just being a tripfaggot LARPer.

>> No.8841435

>>8841419
Down ~7-8% all time.

>> No.8841444

Who here TVIX everyday?

>> No.8841449

>>8841435
Fug

>> No.8841474

Looks like we're making another frowny face parabola today.

>> No.8841485

Why are the prices of FB shares rising? Shouldn't people be just holding or selling prior to the testimony? I mean this kike could purger him self.

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>>8841221

>> No.8841495

>>8841485
There are literally people who think facebook is not going to be the next myspace.

>> No.8841501
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>>8841474
It is so cute to watch SPY dipping and then trying toreach its intraday 50MA again

>> No.8841522
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>>8841330
I'm on mobile so it's kinda shit but here's a visual aid

>> No.8841529

>>8841449
At least I don't have tens of thousands invested. My meme acorns round-ups account is pretty safe but still down but my fun money is down more than that. So total turns out to 8% ish down because I started right before this downturn.

>> No.8841547

holy shit 50 million order on Sprint

>> No.8841574

>>8841547
Bogs needed to upgrade their mobile plan.

>> No.8841592

>>8841574

lmao

>> No.8841617

Break out! Go full throttle!

>> No.8841624
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>>8841444
I bought TVIX at the height of yesterday's pump at about 9.30

>> No.8841623

>>8841529
My Acorns account is shit. I’m not really happy with them so far. Thankfully it’s barely anything. My RH account isn’t much either but it just sucks to lose.

>> No.8841646

wow S halted again LMAO

>> No.8841668
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COME ON BABY GIVE ME 20% TVIX GAINZ

>> No.8841710

>>8841646
so is there a deal or no deal? or are they just talking?

>> No.8841742

>>8841710
just talking, running on a rumor

I got in after the first halt. didn't expect it to go so high with such a huge ass float

>> No.8841743

Sprint shorts getting BTFO

>> No.8841760
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LOL

>> No.8841770

Time to short S

>> No.8841774

>>8841760
TVIX announced a buy out of sprint or something?

>> No.8841779

Just noticed sprint went up 21% today. What happened with sprint. Not really keeping track with them cause it was my free stock.

>> No.8841782

what the hell is sprints problem

>> No.8841809

>>8841779
It’s been a strong play from low 5s with SB buying them up. TMUS merger talks again and a low float. Short squeeze.

>> No.8841815
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8841815

Haha! Too bad im not on that train. TVIX acquisition confirmed.

>> No.8841843

>>8841770
I bought puts right when it happened

>> No.8841856

What do I buy short term right now?

>> No.8841857
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8841857

i played it good mane

>> No.8841881

>>8841809
>short squeeze
too late train departed, I only noticed the train at all cause I just entered my lunch break.

>> No.8841883

>>8841779

Pump and Dump

>> No.8841926
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8841926

It will bounce and then drop like yesterday.

>> No.8841939

>>8841221
banana peppers master race

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>>8841857
congrats fren

>> No.8841988

Oh shit
SPY testing thtet 265 resistance again

>> No.8841989

How do I do taxes?

I know I'm late but I'm kinda a brainlet .___.

>> No.8842002

>>8841989
If you use TurboTax and have your docs from your broker, it's easy.

>> No.8842018

>>8841988
The volume is low right now, don't get fooled.

>> No.8842020
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8842020

CVM

>> No.8842034

>>8841989
Just assume the party position and wait for them to take everything.

>> No.8842058

>>8841939
Fuck yea

>> No.8842064

>>8841989
Turbotax meme

I had to pay 20k taxes last year
Only 10k this year. Feels badman

>> No.8842072

>>8841989
you only have to pay taxes if you make a gain

>> No.8842082

>>8842018
Yeah thanks
I am short-term bearish and I am hedging with a SPY put
I am definitely not buying this rally

>> No.8842089

>>8842072
that excludes most of /smg/ right off the bat

>> No.8842090

First

>> No.8842101

>>8842018
that's what you said yesterday. you also said it would tank today

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>>8841623
The ETF's they picked literally just track the market so I'm not expecting it to be up at the moment. Mostly got it to put in one big lump sum and take advantage of the cool roundups feature.

>> No.8842109

>>8842002
I don't own any stocks. I just worked one job..

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>>8841342
The market is coming back soon right?
Right?

>> No.8842116
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8842116

Last chance to buy in, $12 end of month guaranteed.

>> No.8842138

>>8842116
>guaranteed
sell me a free call option with a $12 strike price then

>> No.8842143

>>8842072
or if you fucked up and had a huge wash sale that you couldnt claim. this happened to me the first time i did taxes.

wash sales are some heads i win, tails you lose bullshit as far as im concerned

>>8842082
im glad everyones coming to their senses. ive been screaming bear every day, but it still sucks to watch everyone lose 20% in a week. i dont like watching my frens get slaughtered

>>8842101
we will know by 2pm

>>8842116
>p-ples sirs b-buy my b-bags

>> No.8842146

i got into robinhood for web, UI sucks it better get fixed later on

>> No.8842163

>>8842143
I'm getting much better at this whole bear thing, it's actually quite profitable

>> No.8842179

>>8842143
wash sales are fine, you just pay taxes a little sooner than you'd like. as long as you're taking advantage of tax deferred accounts you're fine. you are taking advantage of tax deferred accounts right anon?

>> No.8842186

Why is TVIX still going down after announcing a dividend, and posting strong earnings?

>> No.8842190

>>8842109
>I don't any stocks
>I just worked one job

the fuck you doing here then you doofus.

Out of pity I'll say this, most likely you'll get a W-2 from your job. They already took a cut out of your wage for taxes and essentially just google how to file taxes with W-2.

You might also get a secondary form from your school or lender for student loans if that's applicable.

Honestly while it's a meme just use turbo tax. Your specific tax situation sounds incredibly simple so it's just a matter of following the steps on the site and they'll do everything for you.

>> No.8842221

>>8842163
yeah its not so bad. ya cover your ass on your longs with calls, then sit cash and look for whatever looks the shittiest/is up an insane amount for no reason. pretty easy what with all the FED FUD, tariff noise, and global selloffs weve been having

>>8842179
kek that was the first time i paid taxes trading. ive matured since then. but if you mean trading out of an IRA, then no, im not doing that

>> No.8842244

>>8842190
you could honestly probably fill out a 1040ez if you only worked one job. takes all of like 5 mins if you dont make any money.

>> No.8842245

>>8842190
we're the only non-crypto thread on this shit board so I can see why he came here. in the end he got advice so it worked lmao

>> No.8842250

>>8842116

$4 EOY

>> No.8842254

>>8842190
Because I like this general im done at financial stuff and I'm going to buy stocks when I get my taxes.

Where do I get turbotax

>> No.8842256

Wow, this FB pump before the dump

>> No.8842259

why are you cocksuckers so hostile to a guy asking a genuine question in the other location he can avoid the cryptomemes

>> No.8842266

>>8842254
>where do I get turbotax
jesus christ you're a brainlet

>> No.8842269

>>8842245
this general is the saving grace of /biz/

>>8842254
>Where do I get turbotax
jesus christ anon. on the fucking internet

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Lets get this shit started
>he brought the VIX
>he sold the dip
>he thinks the bull is gone

L M A O

>> No.8842272

>>8842254
Fuck off and fuck anyone who spoonfeeds you

>> No.8842280

>>8842271
Bought*

>> No.8842285

>>8842259
>Hostile
I answered his question, just seemed like a weird choice but in hindsight I forgot how ravaged the rest of the board is.

>>8842272
>fuck anyone who spoonfed you
Only if you look me in my eyes while we do it.

>> No.8842297

>>8842271
>bull with this volume
Sweetie...

>> No.8842299

>>8842064
How much are you trading to rack up this much in taxes?

>> No.8842319

>>8842299
Not from trading, I suck at that. My real job pays well.

>> No.8842324

>>8842064
how do you owe so much

how much trading profits did you make last year?

>> No.8842331

is oil a steal or what right now?

>> No.8842337

>>8842269
Do I buy it?

I'm really dumb I'm sorry..I actually have ten k saved up in roth ira

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8842354

off topic.. but...
Have you guys ever seen

Gringo: The dangerous life of John McAfee
on netflix
I'm watching it right now, John apparently likes to have girls sit in hammock and shit in his mouth..

just thought id share

>> No.8842358

>>8842285
>Look at me in the eyes
ID checks out lmao. And it's all good man, telling him to use turbotax isn't spoonfeeding. I only got triggered once he asked what turbotax is

>> No.8842366

>>8842354
O l d news

>> No.8842378

>>8842331
its running hot right now though. wait for a red day. when oil sells off its like a cliff. i believe the crypto kiddies call it "barting"

>>8842337
chalk it up to a learning experience anon. fucking apply yourself. alternatively, wire me your ira and ill do your taxes right fucking now

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>>8842366
sorry, i never followed the guy that deeply... just thought it was funny

>> No.8842391

round 3

>> No.8842394

>>8842324
I only brought in around 10k last year from investments, its all regular income. I couldnt contribute to a 401k untill this year so I got taxed to shit.

>> No.8842408

>>8842394
damn what is your salary? what do you do?

>> No.8842433

>>8842408
I'm a medfag and I contract out some health IT stuff too.

>> No.8842497

>>8842064
>>8842394
>medfag
>only had to pay 10k in taxes this year
wtf?

>> No.8842519

MU poised to break resistances, hope 50 becomes the new support

>> No.8842587

>>8842519
its right on the kijun AND .618 fib line from its last move from $41 to the peak of $63, i would anticipate support here at a high probability

I bought at $51~ should be a hold for a while

>> No.8842596

https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/facebook-social-media-privacy-and-the-use-and-abuse-of-data

Get your popcorn boys

>> No.8842611

>>8842596
did i hear that this hearing is gonna last 4 hours? holy shit. forget popcorn, im gonna have to get something to eat

>> No.8842612

AMD $10 EOD, you dummies should of listened to me. Big gains.

>> No.8842619
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8842619

So tempted to buy a put AHHHH

>> No.8842627

>>8842619
I got a bunch of puts. I hope they indict his ass.

>> No.8842633

>>8842619
do a strangle or straddle if youre scared. i felt the same way about it honestly. the move will undoubtedly large, whichever way it goes

>> No.8842660

>>8842612
Feelsgoodman

>> No.8842666

Did he start sweating yet?

>> No.8842676

>>8842666
hes on in like 5 mins. no doubt hes sweating though. this is gonna be a gauntlet

>> No.8842699

>>8842633
how could there possibly be a high liklihood taht FB rockets upwards this afternoon? surely its almost all downside and no real upside

as in i think it either doesnt do much or tanks

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8842718

:^)

>> No.8842733

>>8842699
could definitely happen if they just lob him meatballs all day long. a lot of investors have been on the sidelines since the break of the scandal. theyre waiting for the all clear. if they get it, no doubt FB will shoot up back to approximately where it was in no time.

but im definitely skewed bearish on this

>> No.8842775

>>8842733
im shorting then from 161.95 with a stoploss at 163 on 15x leverage for the start of this thing, whenever it is

if we go up yet another dollar i cant imagine it then tanking down so im happy with my play, now to just see when this thing starts

>> No.8842782

oh man i bought $50 MU friday calls. risked almost nothing, because i'm new to options.
just sold at up 60%..
i'm thinking it'll be up again tomorrow but i don't want to lose...

>> No.8842820

>>8842254
H&R Block

>> No.8842825

>>8842775
i know. it looks like someone went out of their way to set it up for max pain, doesnt it?

>> No.8842846

>>8842596
worst part about being a wagecuck. Any play by plays?

>> No.8842850

>>8842846
it still hasnt started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI&feature=youtu.be

just showing a bunch of white people milling about

>> No.8842853

>>8842846
coverage will begin momentarily.

>> No.8842863

>>8842850
>it still hasn't started
>4 hours long
Thank god, I'll be home in time to probably watch the last 3 hours.

>> No.8842874

>>8842782
60% gains is pretty good anon. Don't be greedy

>> No.8842876

We hit bump limit y'all. Someone who's not a dumb phoneposter make a new thread pls

>> No.8842923

>testimony begins
>"...and that's when Mr. Trump came in with the emails he, well the Russians, hacked from my computer. Mr. Trump told me I was to rig the election in his favor or he would release the files. I was, of course, forced to comply."
TREASON! TREASON ON THE HIGHEST ORDER! BRING IN DRUMF, BY THE FULL AUTHORITY OF THE UNITED STATES SENATE, I HEREBY SENTENCE THE PRESIDENT TO DEATH
>cheers

>> No.8842929

>>8842497
Maybe he reduced his taxable income by contributing a lot to his 401(k) plan?

>> No.8842933

>>8842876
gotcchuuu senpai

>>8842915

>> No.8842981

>>8842929
18k per year limit to your 401k
a medfag should be earning at least 200k per year and paying 60k in taxes