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Hey biz I have $777 USD to spend. What's a future 10,000x shoryuken that will land me permaNEET status? I don't care if it takes 5 years.

>> No.8813987

>>8813937
i have peered into your soul and unfortunately you aren't even close to having what it takes to hold 5 months. kys, dyor, etc

>> No.8813999

>>8813937
link

>> No.8814019

Trap porn

>> No.8814039

>>8813987
NO! TELL ME!

>>8813999
>>BTFO stinky fuck
>> have fun on your trip to Nowhereland

>> No.8814064
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8814064

>>8813987

>> No.8814069

>>8814039
you deserve to stay poor for not believing in link or the will of kek

>> No.8814111
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8814111

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL UNIRONICALLY MAKE ME RICH ON LESS THAN $1,000

WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU?

>> No.8814128

>>8814111
>Pay $1000 to become Jewish
>Go to front of line at interview for Goldman Sachs

>> No.8814172
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8814172

AAAAHHHHH WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO HELP ME? GIVE ME SOME SUB 20 MIL MARKET CAP OR SOME SHIT THAT WILL TURN MY PENNIES INTO MAGIC MEME MONEY

I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT POWHD360 CHUCK E. LINK JIBREL QUESTWORK MEMES

FFFUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.8814218

>>8813999
and, checked. once again kek is more merciful than we are. i only hope his message is heard

>> No.8814238
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8814238

RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH DON'T IGNORE MEEE! I JUST WANT A 10000X MOON MISSION!

RRRREEEEEEEEE

>> No.8814266
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8814266

slow steady gains OP

>> No.8814290

>>8813937
hi op, NO JOKE HERE, when u come on biz allot, u will see chainlink gets shilled allot, and desu, its ur best moonshot out there, go all in on link, stake ur link on linkpool.io, we also have the best memes and the 777 get...

>> No.8814291
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8814291

>>8814238
coinmetro

>> No.8814292

>>8814172
Nintendo Coin http://nintendocoin.io buy on ED https://etherdelta.com/#0x7b05a9901a06e77a8462a5f532f388ad406c78c4-ETH

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8814368

>>8814266
FUCK YOU IDIOT. >>8814218

>>8814218
>>8814069
>>8813999
AND FUCK YOU FUCKING NITWIT TWOSHIT FUCKS, TOO! LINK IS NOT GOING TO EVER BE WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS IN MARKETCAP.

JESUS FUCK

10,000X COIN

WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO HAVE AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION WITH MEEEE?

TELL ME WHAT TO PICK TO BE RICH

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHHHHH

>> No.8814469
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8814469

WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME ANONS?

>> No.8814502

>>8814368
Bitconnect and confido

>> No.8814551
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8814551

>>8814502
>>8814292
>>8814291
FUCK ME I'M NOT JUST MEMEING REALLY WANNA KNOW

ALL YOU GIVE ME IS JOKES

FUCKING JOKES

I CAN HOLD FOR 5 OR MORE YEARS I PROMISE

JUST TELL ME

>> No.8814566

>>8814469
Pinkdate and bazingacoin are in quiet accumulation.

>> No.8814578

>>8814551
Chainlink u piece of shit.

>> No.8814600

>>8814551
I'm telling you Nintendo Coin is a winner. Look at the website. Shits going to moon hard

>> No.8814613

>>8813937
You won't hodl lol.

Even i couldn't hold the first time I went 100x, I honestly didnt think NEO would go further lol so much FUD on this board in October.

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>>8814566
WHORE COIN AND AN E-BOOK OF SETH ROGEN JOKES?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?

>>8814578
NO FUCK YOU

>> No.8814636

IPSX, $3M market cap. Pretty much a gamble but that's what you're looking for right?

>> No.8814646
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8814646

>>8814613
YES I WILL I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

HELP MEEEEEE

TAKE ME TO PERMANEET LANDNANONS

>> No.8814647

bazingacoin

>> No.8814650

>>8813937
lol 1000 canadian dollars converted to usd

>> No.8814675

aXpire, read up on it. Like 3c right now, started by a huge aussie hedge fund, extremely under the radar

>> No.8814679
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>>8814646

OP, if you can honestly hodl through losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in days, then yeah, you can potentially make it.
If you can fucking daytrade it then youre playing in godmode.
LINK, REQ, EOS,... Unironically tokens that in 12 months will make this board hilariously rich.
BAT, 0X, Qtum... coins that will be added to Coinbase and you can use this to accumulate your position in your Hodls.
if you say you are ready... show us OP.

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8814686

>>8814650
NO FUCKING SHIT THAT'S WHY I'M BUYING CRYPTOCURRENCY

RREEEEEE I JUST WANNA BE MADE FOR LIFE WHEN THE ECONOMIES CRASH WWWAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.8814695

>>8814646
Coinmetro=Binance but better, you fucking brainlet, buy some chainlink

>> No.8814708
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>>8814686
4chan will get you there anon, trust the memes.
Im not kidding. The memes being memes is the meme.

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8814752

>>8814686
also Storm is about to pump in the next 8 hours, Koreans love that shit an they're waking up soon. North Americans buying it low means it's gunna rocket.

Buy at 420 sats, set your sell fro 600 sats. Enjoy anon, with 1000 USD you can buy lots of precious Links. just be careful with those things, they'll be worth 1000 usd each soon.

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8814773

>>8814708
HOW ARE MEMES GOING TO TURN LINK INTO 1 TRILLION DOLLARS

THEY'RE FUCKING NOT

THE FUCKING STATE OF 4CHAN

I SHOULD'VE STAYED AWAY WHEN I LEFT IN 2007

WWWWAAAAHHHHH WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME BIZ

>> No.8814802
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8814802

>>8814752
YOU'RE A DOG SHIT HOT DOG AND YOUR COIN IS A REGURGITATED ANAL POLYP

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BIZ? IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GOING TO GET WREKT OR CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ACTUAL 10,000x FUCKING COIN TO HODL?

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8814807

>>8814773
lol you think cryptocurrencies are still the next bubble???
Smartcontracts are the next bubble. You have no faith seito.

>> No.8814833

>>8814802
Legit gave you advice to buy storm at 420 sats now look at it.

>> No.8814843

>>8813937
>I don't care if it takes 5 years
Look into DCorp (DRP).

>> No.8814900

>>8814802
My first suggestion should be to stay off the white OP. Even bears die from too much.. just saying. Spreading the love here. My second suggestion is to buy TNT, OST,FUN, POE LINK, REQ, VEN, and dare I say it. Even fucking TRX.

FunFair and POE are an easy 100x. Pick up 500$ of each and you'll be chillin on Mars smoking moon rocks, while watching all the neets on the moon.

>> No.8815015
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8815015

FUCK YOU BIZ

ALL I ASK IS FOR A 10,000X COIN SO I CAN RETIRE TO NEETLAND.

ALL YOU CAN SPOUT IS CHUCK E CHEESE LINK TOKENS

>>BRAINWASHED BY A FEW GUYS WHO MADE SOME MEMES
>> NOW YOU CAN'T DO SIMPLE MATH

FUCK YOU BIZ I HATE YOU AHHHHHH RRRRRRRRAAAAHAHHHHGGBLLEEEERRRFDFDDFGGHLPPRRREEEEEEE

>> No.8815039

Unironically put is all in Kucoins, but only ones that had hype in December and are at absolute bottom. A lot of Binance/Trex coins will get 5x-10x in the next alt season, but Kucoins will go way higher.

Just realize that you will have to wait a long time to see any profit, but once we full bull again, it will be worth it.

>> No.8815069

>>8815015
I tell you send me a private message

>> No.8815080

>>8815015
Unironically LINK, the "its just a meme" is the meme. It is a solid project that will explode soon.

>> No.8815092 [DELETED] 

>>8815015
What do you want then? Pennystocks prepump?

>> No.8815098

>>8813937
these threads are the worst
dyor

>> No.8815191
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>>8815098
NO YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST

>>8815092
I WANT THE NEXT MICROSOFT
THE NEXT KING OF THE NEW FINANCIAL ECONOMY

OR SOME UNKNOWN SHIT COIN THAT WILL HIT TRX STATUS ON FUCKING STEROIDS SO I CAN DUMP IT ON 4CHAN'S SHIT EATING LITTLE GRINS

>>8815069
FUCK YOU TOO

RRREAAAAAAAHHHHHH