I'm considering going to massage school

[Anonymous No.8800478]

>27
>man
>1.5 years tell undergrad degree

Should I just do it? It would be redpilled to have a trade, and start saving money.. plus I could get free massages for my shoulder which is injured. Strong hands... comfy atmosphere. Should I do it?

[Anonymous No.8800506]

>>8800478
Hand beezy school, you know how much you can make giving mean hand beezys?

[Anonymous No.8800565]

>>8800506
hehe no

[Anonymous No.8800625]

Pfft didn’t your gym teacher even show you how to give master level hand beezies at normal school?

Sorry anons but you will never make it

[Anonymous No.8800695]

>>8800478
I'm in massage school now. I love it. If you think you might like it then go for it.

[Anonymous No.8800984]

Fingers crossed, maybe you can finger lonely asian spinsters when you graduate instead of broke ass NEETs that can't afford a real whore.

[Anonymous No.8801071]

being successful at massage is more about business acumen and going belly to belly building a client base. For some reason I know several massage therapists, and I know some that barely scrape by and are quite poor and some that do quite well for themselves and own their own building and have a lot of freedom.

[Anonymous No.8801184]

>>8801071
>>8800695
I think this is what I want to do bros. I just want to find something to keep me moving forward while I persue other things on the side.

[Anonymous No.8801207]

Dress like a girl and I'll give you all the business you need.

[Anonymous No.8801217]

>>8800478
Have a friend that does it he says it's alot less money then he expected unless you want to jerk dudes off if you're into that maybe the occasional blow job you'll do okay

[Anonymous No.8801221]

>>8800625
only to those of us that won penis inspection day probably

[Anonymous No.8801272]

Is the hand beezey when gym teach made me play with his peepee when I was in his office or is that something else?

[Anonymous No.8801297]

>>8801217
Where does your friend live?

[Anonymous No.8801312]

>>8801184
Do it! Same for me. I plan on going into a Physical Therapy Assistant program immediately after becoming a LMT. Massage can be a side hussle or a career. Plus it gives you higher relationship value if you ever want a long term partner.

[Anonymous No.8801327]

>>8800478
don't. that is a pathetic waste of money

[Anonymous No.8801347]

Idk you clearly already suck dicks so why spend money getting into a profession designed to get you to suck dicks?

[Anonymous No.8801355]

>>8801327
What do you do anon? What would you do if you were me?

I play drums, am starting to write, film scores, basically do a fuck ton of entrapanurual type of shit, and don't really want to spend much more time not making money

[Anonymous No.8801382]

Interesting fact: 100% of massages end with ejaculation

[Anonymous No.8801409]

>>8801382
You guys are just trying to meme me out of a low key comfy trade.

I'm with these anons
>>8801312
>>8800695

[Anonymous No.8801458]

>>8801347
Slayed.

[Anonymous No.8801461]

Nope, injured shoulder will kill you.
Also you will have to touch ugly rando's who will get horrny from it.

[Anonymous No.8802178]

>>8800478
If you're attractive and fit, you'll make good money.

[Anonymous No.8802268]

The worst are the ones who say they're professional masseurs, but then won't massage your prostate. Have some fucking commitment to your 'profession'

[Anonymous No.8802377]

>>8800478

if you're in america don't do it, too many nasty fatties

[Anonymous No.8802673]

>>8802377
I would rather massage a gross amerimutt fatty than do 90% of anything else

[Anonymous No.8803063]

>>8801184
In that case do the massage thing and become a realtor on the side you will be fucking loaded

[Anonymous No.8803116]

>>8803063
Funny you mention that. If I wanted to, I could get a real-estate licensee, and go inherit my dad's company. That would mean I have to live in my shithole hometown though, so that might not happen.