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[Anonymous No.8789934]

did you ever buy a juicer? on paper it seems like an amazing investment. make your own fresh juice, control what’s in it. no additives, no added sugar all natural and healthier alternative. a great method for dieting and eating the right amount of vitimins everyday.

you first buy it and you start juicing everything. making all kinds of concoctions and trying them out. learning tricks about adding kale for volume and nutritions. it’s exciting for a short while.

then you realize everything is meant to be juiced. even the things that are good juiced like grapes are just a hassle because it costs so many grapes to make a small amount of juice.

now you start to realize why the additives and natural flavors come into play. you become disenchanted with juicers and it just makes more sense to buy your juice and your new toy collects dust from here on out.

this was an analogy. juicers are crypto. juicing is decentralizing and tokenizing. it’s gonna get old fast.

[Anonymous No.8789939]

what the fuck

are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.8789946]

>>8789939
i’ve never been more sober

[Anonymous No.8789949]

>>8789934
Was the it for time going for a ou next year or so much is better with the kids than you me and you guys have a good lot of fun really cool people I know you have fun at the same thing you don’t want to hang around with him or so much money and then I gotta I don’t think I wanna is that the moment we have a chance to get back

[Anonymous No.8789973]

>>8789949
second that

[Anonymous No.8789980]

>>8789934
Juice still contains fructose, which is poison. So I don’t think it’s a good idea to have an unnaturally high amount. Probably just eating the fruit is better

[Anonymous No.8789988]

>not owning a comfy juicero

[Anonymous No.8789990]

>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.8789995]

>>8789934
heres the difference
>juicing doesnt save money
>chainlink will save corporations millions

[Anonymous No.8789999]

>>8789995
no one is talking about chainlink you obsessed homosexual

[Anonymous No.8790016]

>>8789980
Fructose in fruit is not the same thing as fructose syrup, from corn.

[Anonymous No.8790021]

>>8789980
But what about vegetable juice desu with a dash of granny smith

[Anonymous No.8790032]

>>8789934
Juicing is a good way to lose weight and get pre-diabetic conditions under control, but it's a pain in the ass long term, and if you don't live on your own property where you can throw the remains into a compost pile, keeping large amounts of pulp and shit around gets smelly fast and attracts bugs and vermin.
Juicing is best in short phases, like week long juice fasts, or a couple meals a week. And if you do that,you can buy the juice, you don't need a machine.

[Anonymous No.8790058]

>>8789990

Where the fuck did this reddit spacing meme come from? People have always used paragraphs on 4chan for lengthy posts

[Anonymous No.8790060]

>>8789949
I hear you mate.

[Anonymous No.8790067]

Short oranges

[Anonymous No.8790074]

>>8789999
It's not gay to spend your nights staring into Sergey's dreamy eyes.

[Anonymous No.8790075]

>>8789934
i like juicing cheaper produce like carrots or apples. spinach is fine too when it's starting to go bad. i chuck anything in there's that old.

would never juice grapes, berries or more expensive fruits unless they were bruised or old.

[Anonymous No.8790076]

Good thing I came back to my juicer and upgraded to juicing green leafies and vegetables and mixing them with fruit and hemp/oat/spirulina smoothies.

Much better the second time around.

[Anonymous No.8790116]

>>8789934
btw, are those models entirely plastic free, OP?

[Anonymous No.8790155]

Juicers don't make you money

[Anonymous No.8790165]

>>8789949
/thread

[Anonymous No.8790182]

Get a Ninja blender, to blend everything including the nutritious pulp. Far superior to a juicer that wastes the pulp

[Anonymous No.8790188]

>>8789934
>reddit spacing

Kill yourself.

[Suggestions on an IC No.8790190]

>>8789934
you can score these at goodwills all the time for cheap.

They all work, there is nothing wrong with them, most people get rid of them because of how much of a pain in the ass they are to clean.

Your other facts are correct.

[Anonymous No.8790611]

>>8789934
>food analogies
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.8790876]

>>8790611
it’s an appliance analogy

[Anonymous No.8791336]

>>8790058
>"People have always used paragraphs on 4chan for lengthy posts"
>one sentence
>lengthy
okay "anon"

[Anonymous No.8791391]

>>8789934
So you're saying your juicer is going to be $1000 eyo?

[Anonymous No.8791415]

>>8789934
Juice is really bad for you. Think about it. You put in 2-4 apples for an apple juice and you get all the sugar out of them. Then you drink 2-4 apples sugar water and are still thirsty/hungry. It fucks you up, unnaturally high amounts of sugar, if you had to eat 4 apples you couldn't eat much more afterthan, also the fiber that you filter out is probably the healthiest part. Vitamins are a meme and have not a huge effect on your overall health. Eating the right macros is way more important.

[Anonymous No.8791428]

>>8789934
My gf bought one. She used it daily for a month or two.
It makes good natural juices. But it takes time to buy all the fruits and vegetables, prepare them, and then clean the juicer.
If you have space to store it, buy one.
You can find cheap second hand juicers online.

[Anonymous No.8791447]

>>8791415
It's never a binary thing like juicing vs not juicing, or micros vs macros. Key is to have plenty of all, plus NAD+ supplements for cell repair & maintenance, and the right combination of nootropics.

[Anonymous No.8791458]

>>8791415
There are juice diet programs where you mix fruits, vegetables and herbs to control the sugar amount.
But these must be temporary diets.

[Anonymous No.8791503]

>>8789949
I know right? fucking niggers...

[Anonymous No.8791508]

>>8791415
>Vitamins are a meme and have not a huge effect on your overall health.
fuck no. enjoy your random ailments popping out all the time.

[Anonymous No.8791552]

>>8791508
I mean in comparison to a lot of other factors... if you're eating 80% sugar, 10% fat and some protein but you eat all the right fruits andand veggies you will be weak and ill as fuck although you're all high on vitamins>>8791447

[Anonymous No.8791582]

>>8789999
what a waste of quads...

[Anonymous No.8791591]

>>8789934
fuck off

[Anonymous No.8791666]

>>8791428
throw her out the window

[Anonymous No.8792103]

>>8789939
what the fuck

are you british or 5? Get back to your crumpet and Spider Man, niglet.

[Anonymous No.8792118]

>>8789995
Place the barrel in your mouth, stupid unleaded cunt.

[Anonymous No.8792124]

>>8789934
I juice everyday for the last 10 years, I can't stand pre-packaged juice because it tastes like shit.
It litterly costs like 5 minutes to make a glass of juice and you're to lazy and grab the sugarwater instead.

[Anonymous No.8792147]

>>8789934
>juicy
>healthy alternative
stopped reading there

eat fruit if you want "healthy" nigger

[Anonymous No.8792528]

>drinking sugar water by discarding fiber
>healthy