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>Meanwhile in 1637 /biz/...

>> No.8789428

buy the dip. it recovered and went on to 10000x, have you seen the price of tulips the last 400 years?

>> No.8789433

what is this, SPX? Dow Jones?

>> No.8789447

who here holding the stinkie tulip heads?

>> No.8789449

Buy brown tulip sir very good investiment pls sir buy now

>> No.8789494

>feb 9
>"it's a fire sale boys!"

>> No.8789510

>>8789420
Tullips had a usecase at least...Not like crypto

>> No.8789526

>may 1
>"remember, we are the early adopters. We're in before all the institutions and mass adoption"

>> No.8789536

>>8789510
this

>> No.8789547
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8789547

>He bought?

>> No.8789597

>we will never EVER be below 25 again

>> No.8789606
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Pardon, fellow financiers I have a new invention I intend to market to make my. It is a heavy device made of stone to shackle to the legs of convicts and other scoundrels to prevent them from running away while they are forced to preform manual labor. I intend to market this marvelous new device to the various debtor’s prisons and was wondering if any of you would be interested in making an initial investment. I call this marvelous new device a “block-chain”.

>> No.8789617

>>8789420
The golden has been inflating like crazy since we got out independence from the Spanish hapsburg throne. Tulips are a decentralised trustless currency which is not ran by the king or the pope.

It's bound to go up, 1MM gulden eoy!

>> No.8789670

>>8789547
underrated

>> No.8789686

>>8789547
good meme

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>>8789510

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>>8789547

>> No.8789850
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Semper Augustus will be the only surviving bulb and will be worth 400,000 florins by the end of the year.

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AAAAAAAAAA AVE MARIA

>> No.8791459

>>8789428
what about price against inflation?
remind me in 400 years

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https://pastebin.com/ZUxTmR99
1. BITCOIN HAVE LIMITED QUANTITY, IN DIFFERENCE FROM TULIPS, DOLLARS AND Ethereum.

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>>8789420
Rate my portfolio guys.

>> No.8791507

>>8789547
KEK

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>>8789547
criminally underrated

>> No.8791513

>>8789547
lmao

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>>8789547

>> No.8791524

>>8789547
top heh

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https://pastebin.com/ZUxTmR99
1. BITCOIN HAVE LIMITED QUANTITY, IN DIFFERENCE FROM TULIPS, DOLLARS AND Ethereum.

>> No.8791611

MY BULBS STAY SUPER UN-SOLD 1000 GOLDEN GUINEAS EOY

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>>8789547

>> No.8792668

Notulipers eternally BTFO

>> No.8792674

>>8789420
chinese shitflower, stop shilling

>> No.8792797

>>8789420
>Dec 1: We're going to ze Moon, boyz! Strap on and rejoice!
>Dec 12: New paradigm! We're all going to make it!
>Feb 3: 100.000 guldens EOY amirite! Duke of Marlborough and King of Spain are investing in tulips! What castle are you going to buy with your tulip gainz lads? How many tulips for that thicc 10/10 broad who is posing for Rubens?
>Feb 5: Buy the dip, retards! Last opportunity to buy tulips below 200!
>Feb 9: Tulip market crash? Nice FEUD, fellow tulipmarine, are you accumulating too? ;^)
>May 1: IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! Sir Ghay de Nazarouveoux to announce a partnership with the (((Merchant League))) of Venice! TULIPLINK ON ZE MOON CONFIRMED!

>> No.8792830

>>8789547
pphpdump phihpt

>> No.8793056

thanks just planted 100k

>> No.8793123

>>8791459
I think that's what he meant.

>> No.8793740

There is no cap on Tulips, it's going to 0 guys.

>> No.8793754

>this always happens in February

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>>8789547
>get Busbecq on the line
>"yes master?"
>Pump Semper Augustus for 2 hours and then wake him up