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878134 No.878134 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Full time student
>Have $1500 cash at home

Wat do?


How to turn it into $2000?

>> No.878143

>>878134
>buy knee pads
>suck 500 + however many dollars knee pads were
>charge $1 per dick

Should take you about a month if you're good at it. Just keep suckin'!

>> No.878147

>>878143

Keep on truckin!

>> No.878150

TBEV
B
E
V

>> No.878151

Spend it on a $1500 pc and play videogames while leeching welfare off the government

>> No.878155

>>878151
>>878150
>>878143

You guys are actually complete faggots. This board sucks. I think I'll actually have better luck on /adv/

>> No.878189

>>878155
I was serious...

>> No.878195

>>878155
If this wasn't your first time here you wouldn't be so retarded.
Literally learn what investing is for like 10 minutes on any website and you'll know if it's good for you or not.

THERE ARE NO EASY MONEY SCHEMES IN LIFE

But there are literally a million ways to turn 1.5k into 2k
More risk, more reward
It's all on you

Inb4 "name one"

Buy into ACI tomorrow if it starts in the green
There you go

>> No.878203

>>878189
tbev is literally going nowhere

>> No.878206

>>878134
Leave money in a box.
Go suck 10 more dicks.
There ya go, buddy!

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878207

>>878155

Have you considered sucking cock at any point in your life?

There's pretty good income to be made there, if you can arrest your irrational apprehensions.

>> No.878215

>>878195
realistically do you think ACI could recover long term at all?

>> No.878218

>>878134
>Download Robinhood
>Put all of your money into ACI tomorrow
>Sell all of your shares at the end of the day if you're in the green

In 3 days you should have close to 2k

>> No.878474

Why hasn't anyone mentioned sucking cocks yet...

>> No.878548

>>878203
And what is your basis for that statement m8?

>> No.878556

>Buy coke and baking soda
>Make crack
>?????????
>Profit

>> No.878816

>>878548
>unironically asking me for proof of why shitty pennystock #435834095834905 is going nowhere

lmao

>> No.878866

Okay here's what you do

Give me the $1500 and I'll give you $2000 in 3 months

Or you can start a YouTube channel and get your friends that are girls to basically strip for views

Easy $1500 a month if they're hot

>> No.878868

>>878866

Plus room to grow, like porn casting or more than $10,000 a month off YouTube

>> No.879218

>>878868
>>878866

...This is actually a decent idea.

Why didn't I think of this? Shit yeah man, I might actually look at this seriously. Thanks.