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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:08:33 2018 No.8778858 [Reply] [Original]

The legendary Golden Bull Run Special Edition

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:09:51 2018 No.8778881 File: 33 KB, 629x505, 1522045547257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:10:33 2018 No.8778890 Needs more dragon vs eagle pictures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:10:46 2018 No.8778901 File: 216 KB, 1920x1080, 1522336593108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably gonna wait til tomorrow before I think about buying a dip cuz the current rally looks like a bull trap to me before fed news and China's action

>>	kneepad girl ;_; Fri Apr 6 12:11:31 2018 No.8778912 File: 63 KB, 578x547, 1458650776827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778858 THE GOLDEN BULL RAN ARE MADE UP BULLSHIT FOR CRYPTO THE LEGEND STARTED 2017

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:11:57 2018 No.8778923 File: 74 KB, 300x300, 1511205897576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:12:11 2018 No.8778926 What's Trump's endgame

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:12:25 2018 No.8778930 >>8778901 See what the weekend brings is a good call. Risky to buy dips now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:12:58 2018 No.8778946 >>8778926 To make /smg/ lose as much money as possible

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:13:01 2018 No.8778947 File: 123 KB, 850x853, __original_drawn_by_12_graka__sample-c22100f718202653578613627566a6ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else /comfy/ holding the VIX here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:13:14 2018 No.8778952 File: 384 KB, 768x720, 1522986123912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778901 thats what they WANT you to think

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:14:57 2018 No.8778973
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It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having a pulled pork sandwich with chips and I'm down but not out. Got 15.50 calls on SLV, the volume and incoming Shitposting got me feeling comfy.

>>	The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 Fri Apr 6 12:14:59 2018 No.8778974 SPY finishes up 2% today. Screencap this and shit on me if I'm wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:15:20 2018 No.8778979 >>8778947 I want to lick her feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:15:33 2018 No.8778985 >>8778947 Holding onto some comfy TVIX my man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:15:59 2018 No.8778991 >>8778973 bagel sanwhich

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:16:07 2018 No.8778995 >>8778947 I wanna kiss those feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:16:21 2018 No.8778997 >>8778947 Got SPY puts, they're up 160% today.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:17:00 2018 No.8779007

>>8778858
Holy shit, any fellow Krautfags notice the 42% jump by USE? Apparently the nearly bankrupt erotic-shop was saved by some kind of private equity firm.. Will it continue this course next week, or is the opportunity to get rich quick from a literal dildo-pennystock over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:17:34 2018 No.8779017 File: 198 KB, 1200x1500, 1517849298087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778995 >>8778979

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:19:55 2018 No.8779053 File: 144 KB, 480x480, 1F2EE3D1-5AD2-4B50-B716-9AD2035544DC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778973 Based lunchbro who follow religiously /smg/-sama’s advice and is patrician rich as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:20:01 2018 No.8779055 File: 5 KB, 100x100, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Reckitt Benkiser on robinhood

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:20:26 2018 No.8779064 >>8779007 what? that sounds hilarious. Dildo bailouts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:21:45 2018 No.8779086 is tvix the play?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:22:35 2018 No.8779097 >>8779086 I'm holding over the weekend, we're only getting started.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:22:50 2018 No.8779104 >>8778974 >The Eternal Bear >Bullish on a bearish as fuck day >SPY down by 1.5% already What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:22:56 2018 No.8779107 >>8779086 You missed the 9.8 buy just now. it might not go below 9.95 now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:22:58 2018 No.8779109 File: 117 KB, 850x1417, __yazawa_nico_love_live_and_love_live_school_idol_project_drawn_by_yohan1754__sample-88d53f3b2b848fb296b445269ef0d130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779086 yes i prefer UVXY personally but not sure why tbqh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:23:45 2018 No.8779119 File: 85 KB, 850x929, __original_drawn_by_dev__sample-e8169e3d97aaea807c065b89d03cd596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779104 >not filtering out all tripfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:23:47 2018 No.8779120 File: 11 KB, 726x280, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:24:04 2018 No.8779123 based stable MU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:24:40 2018 No.8779133 >>8779120 >start over

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:25:25 2018 No.8779149 >>8779119 I'll take a stab, are you Spin? He usually posts business waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:25:26 2018 No.8779150 >>8779120 might as well get back in bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:26:27 2018 No.8779169 File: 138 KB, 850x635, 1521240212675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779109

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Fri Apr 6 12:26:39 2018 No.8779174 File: 220 KB, 850x1201, __original_drawn_by_itachi_kanade__sample-9018189ff980f445ec29063083fea12d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779149 yeah its ya boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:27:03 2018 No.8779181 >>8779120 That was from paper trading r-right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:27:20 2018 No.8779185 File: 270 KB, 1024x768, 1492871637237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779053

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:28:10 2018 No.8779200 >>8779174 Sweet, you doing good?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 12:29:18 2018 No.8779218 >CASI 10 Cents away from Hitting my Short Order STOP BATING ME YOU WHORE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:29:44 2018 No.8779226 >>8779064 I don't know, but I'm tempted to throw money at it. Closed at €0,025 so if in the next week it goes up to even just one €uro, that'll be sick gains..

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Fri Apr 6 12:30:16 2018 No.8779235 >>8779200 doin pretty good thanks up 30% year to date how are you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:30:21 2018 No.8779237 >>8779174 filtered

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:30:21 2018 No.8779238 LFIN update: Pajeet is going to prison, stock will reopen and go to the MID-TEENS (cents), congrats to anyone else holding puts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:30:41 2018 No.8779246 if tesla is over 300 again, why arent my dank stocks like Alibaba and Rite Aid recovering

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:31:29 2018 No.8779259 >>8779235 Same but I'm only up 20% for now, just waiting for spring to thaw out this wasteland

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:31:36 2018 No.8779261 File: 479 KB, 715x1000, DZvOw6zVAAAFExc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779237 :^) i'll take it off, just know im always here with you /rgt/ forever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:33:32 2018 No.8779286 >>8779238 It's going to 0

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:33:49 2018 No.8779295 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2scZbwMLxbY Shitpost link!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:34:40 2018 No.8779303 >>8779246 TSLA was successfully de-levered from the rest of the economy.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:35:03 2018 No.8779307

>>8779246
Because they're not making meme posts on Twitter
>Need your stock to gain 25% over a week? Just make a meme joke post on Twittter
>Want to crash the entire market with no survivors? Just make a meme trade war post on Twitter

Seriously FUCK Twitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:35:17 2018 No.8779310 File: 22 KB, 589x463, l9jNwVd[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] y i k e s

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:35:58 2018 No.8779319 File: 33 KB, 948x860, 1516468675959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779310

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:36:05 2018 No.8779321 >>8779307 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:36:12 2018 No.8779322 File: 852 KB, 559x767, mLumkAdKWX_KsyPV_tBoKI1Pz30eINeV1Xk5cpnBSpc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778952 Mind postin ur nico folder?

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Fri Apr 6 12:36:59 2018 No.8779331 Holy hell LFIN never to reopen LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:37:07 2018 No.8779333 >>8779286 at which point my $12.50 puts will be worth... lemme do the math here... $1250 per contract, a modest 400% gain. I only regret not buying more

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:37:55 2018 No.8779340 File: 355 KB, 500x457, NVgTkSy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779331 wew

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:38:40 2018 No.8779349 >>8779307 Didn't Elon Musk's April Fools tweet bout Tesla going broke unironically tank the stock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:39:53 2018 No.8779361 File: 67 KB, 700x960, 1523012197614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779322 I have at least 500 pics so I do mind

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:40:12 2018 No.8779365 Thanks for the free lunch low volume buy bots; now lets get back to the selling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:40:14 2018 No.8779366 File: 717 KB, 1000x581, cECSSxD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Pump it"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:41:49 2018 No.8779383 NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN NVCN I'm holding 30000 shares until it gets to 50 cents. To the moon!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:42:23 2018 No.8779393 WE"RE GOING GOLDEN BULL

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:42:39 2018 No.8779396 This is definitely the calm before the storm, TVIX trading way too low for this chaos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:43:01 2018 No.8779403 File: 138 KB, 754x692, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779361 Guess I'll just stalk you then

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:44:41 2018 No.8779431 File: 24 KB, 480x318, e6ca38aa5d55f5021457b269b72953ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779403 If thats your decision

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:45:40 2018 No.8779450 File: 30 KB, 475x357, brien.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SLV, come back, don't do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:46:06 2018 No.8779455 Bought some FB at $151. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:53:09 2018 No.8779569 whats yourere opinion on home depot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:54:36 2018 No.8779587 First

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:55:33 2018 No.8779609 >>8779569 Pretty safe bet that tends to follow the market

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:56:03 2018 No.8779617 File: 90 KB, 724x620, 1512874163825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779569

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:57:11 2018 No.8779643 Bought TPB. Bullish on Vaping and Blunt wraps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:57:16 2018 No.8779645 >>8779569 boomer stock

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:58:14 2018 No.8779656 About to drop 6,000 on amrs senpai. Wish me gains.

>>	InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU Fri Apr 6 12:58:50 2018 No.8779672 File: 481 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180406-094358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one of you was this lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:58:53 2018 No.8779673 File: 48 KB, 952x624, amrss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779656 >amrs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 12:59:52 2018 No.8779687 >>8779672 That has to be somebody from here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:00:52 2018 No.8779704 >>8779673 In at 6.75 and were recovering babayyy

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 13:01:46 2018 No.8779718 >>8779672 mein sides

>>	Ian Brandon Anderson Fri Apr 6 13:02:50 2018 No.8779732 >>8779310 Job growth smaller than expected. >REEEE THE SKY IS FALLING! Chicken little much? Look how much lower ones before it were

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:06:12 2018 No.8779779 Anybody see Cramer give the most boomer response to TVIX traders in history?

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:07:30 2018 No.8779801

>>8779450
well be fine, unless you bought the contracts expiring today. then youre fucked

did i miss the shitpost yet? what happened

>>8779779
no but hes right. if youre just buying and holding it, youre doing it wrong. its mostly just an indicator. give me options or give me death

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 13:07:50 2018 No.8779806 File: 34 KB, 540x378, PamIt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://vocaroo.com/i/s121fset1FJe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:07:51 2018 No.8779807 >>8779779 I'ma need a rundown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:09:13 2018 No.8779830 >>8779807 http://threadsphere.bid/-36715AJQC/DCfo?rndad=26014004200f8a920162f0c861ad778-1523034535 Sorry for potato quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:09:14 2018 No.8779832 >bitcorn down >markets down >worthless bond yields what do? use fiat as toilet paper?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:09:25 2018 No.8779836 File: 131 KB, 1720x975, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Call me crazy guys, but I think I've found a strong connection betwen the S&P500 and a ticker called $SPY. Can't believe manipulation this blatant is even allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:09:47 2018 No.8779839 File: 102 KB, 351x435, 1522573732311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779806 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s121fset1FJe one good hearty kek

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:09:54 2018 No.8779841

>“The new safe haven is now volatility,” said Christopher Stanton, chief investment officer at California-based Sunrise Capital LLC. “It’s the one thing that’s pretty much guaranteed.”

In the olden days, back in January, people were worried that investors were too complacent, because they expected recent low volatility to continue forever. Now investors expect recent high volatility to continue forever? It's nice that they've found a safe haven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:10:05 2018 No.8779846 TVIX is cancelling my loss from RUN It's all so tiresome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:10:10 2018 No.8779849 >>8779836 is that with it overlayed? hory shit anon you might be right...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:10:17 2018 No.8779856 >>8779801 >no but hes right. if youre just buying and holding it Who the hell buys and holds TVIX, look at the current economical circumstances, I literally cannot think of a better time to get in on TVIX.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:10:29 2018 No.8779860 >>8779806 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s121fset1FJe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:12:01 2018 No.8779877 File: 412 KB, 704x1180, 59324596_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779836 holy shit HUGE if true

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:12:16 2018 No.8779882 File: 119 KB, 1000x581, 1514157086297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779806 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xjqib6fkfi

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:13:03 2018 No.8779890

>>8779846
why were you guys all holding onto that one still? didnt it go for a 30% run like last week? thats when its time to go unless youre holding for a longer term.

>>8779856
yeah but trading it is suicide unless you write covered calls against it. atleast UVXY has an options market. way fucking easier to trade and manage risk. i cant imagine he would bitch about that. its essentially just a baby version of VIX futures. not a goddamn thing wrong with that imo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:13:03 2018 No.8779891 >>8779882 I really want to go to that link but i'm 99% certain it is filled with trojans and malware.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:13:06 2018 No.8779892 File: 1.85 MB, 3264x2448, FC67ED49-781E-4092-8BB3-5D003EFE5C63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778973 Fried shrimp with shrimp fried rice. Sitting today out licking my wounds from this week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:13:15 2018 No.8779896 File: 473 KB, 566x342, Untitled (14).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779836 Are you a genius or something?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 13:13:33 2018 No.8779902 >>8779882 fug

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:13:59 2018 No.8779911 What's the story with LFIN? Going up or down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:14:07 2018 No.8779916 >>8779890 besides what the fuck esle are they gonna do with all those about to expire options and futures contracts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:14:52 2018 No.8779927 File: 74 KB, 213x250, SECPEPE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779911

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 13:15:00 2018 No.8779930 >>8779836 Wait what? Call the SEC right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:15:13 2018 No.8779937 >>8779911 there will be an SEC investigation into them very soon cap it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:15:13 2018 No.8779938 File: 1.59 MB, 1221x704, troi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779856 >>8779801 I usually trade TVIX as like a day trade, i haven't really held it for more than a couple of days at a time. Its hard to predict.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:15:22 2018 No.8779943 >>8779927 What does this mean? :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:15:37 2018 No.8779948 >>8779892 >Shrimp Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:15:47 2018 No.8779952 File: 91 KB, 689x967, DCxYmKFXsAAqCva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779911 >>8779927 HALT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:16:07 2018 No.8779957 File: 596 KB, 1024x576, vkSliX9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buy the Russell 2000 end of day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:16:18 2018 No.8779962 File: 3.39 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20180406_131333592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779892 Day two of having code red for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:16:20 2018 No.8779963 >>8779569 Better than Lowe’s. The products are quality and the lumber is decent. They really gear themselves toward the contractor. Occasional qt working there too. I know nothing about the stock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:17:07 2018 No.8779983 >>8779962 Soda is not lunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:17:10 2018 No.8779984 >>8779937 Already done http://www.sec.gov/litigation/complaints/2018/comp-pr2018-61.pdf >>8779943 It means the scam is over and the stock is going to 0. Shareholders won't see their money ever again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:17:43 2018 No.8779992 >>8779983 It is for me today, don't feel like making anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:17:45 2018 No.8779993 >>8779984 Thank you for spoon feeding me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:33 2018 No.8780007 >>8779962 How do I short your pancreas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:34 2018 No.8780006 >>8779992 its bad for your teeth you could get a cavity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:42 2018 No.8780014 File: 906 KB, 1200x913, 60FE9A8D-727A-4D47-83F9-819C7C04825C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779948 You must be allergic >>8779962 I usually have milk and jersey but try to treat myself on Fridays.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:46 2018 No.8780015

>>8779927
>>8779937
hivemind

>>8779938
thats fine if youre a quick trader. i just dont like plopping down a couple k to get a decent position in those things when it moves as wildly as it does. at least not without some covered calls or something.

>>8779984
oh shit
i swear i didnt peak. but as soon as i saw it halt yesterday on the way down i knew it was all ogre

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:49 2018 No.8780016

>>8779937
there's already a SEC investigation

>Longfin Corp. took advantage of post-financial-crisis rules designed to create jobs and help young companies go public. But the financial-technology company, which was valued at $5.4 billion as recently as 10 days ago, is now under investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission after it failed to disclose important information and left a trail of misstatements behind.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:18:51 2018 No.8780017
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g-guys, for the first time in my life there is a green number when I log into my brokerage account!

I have a gain. This is a big day for me, I've been investing since January and usually it's always red/an unrealized loss. I'm IN THE GREEN. I'm so happy I could cry.

Let this be hope to you all. We're all going to make it guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:19:18 2018 No.8780021 >>8780007 Puts are way too expensive because I also drink and smoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:20:16 2018 No.8780041 File: 99 KB, 528x321, 1504671499261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780017 we're all gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:20:56 2018 No.8780050 >>8780017 Lambo land here we come!

>>	kneepad girl ;_; Fri Apr 6 13:21:40 2018 No.8780068 File: 28 KB, 453x279, Lustpenis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778973 broccoli, mashed potatoes and corn XD this all me pretty much ever eat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:21:42 2018 No.8780069 File: 24 KB, 324x324, h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780017 yay!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:22:03 2018 No.8780073 >>8780016 holy shit i hope no anons here were stupid enough to try to buy that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:22:37 2018 No.8780080 >>8780017 good job anon

>>	kneepad girl ;_; Fri Apr 6 13:23:01 2018 No.8780089 >>8780017 gratz ^_^

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:24:29 2018 No.8780118 >>8780073 I bought puts. Most predictable meltdown since Chernobyl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:24:59 2018 No.8780128 >>8779882 Someone please explain this to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:25:22 2018 No.8780135 >>8780017 First the moon, then the stars, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:25:33 2018 No.8780139 >>8780073 it was being shilled pretty hard during the crypto peak of january

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:27:19 2018 No.8780162 >>8780139 If cryptards are experts at any one thing, it's losing money.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:27:35 2018 No.8780165

>>8780128

rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:28:12 2018 No.8780174 >>8780165 No I mean the vocaroo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:28:58 2018 No.8780186 File: 468 KB, 650x877, 1523004607438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779948 2 minutes till shit post. Get your pop corn ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:29:53 2018 No.8780202 File: 162 KB, 1080x1349, 13260837_579907908881304_765682497_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779295 >>8779295 this is starting in a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:31:04 2018 No.8780221 The golden bull run is going to happen, just not for you stock cucks. Have fun with your bags. Fuck off and die boomers etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:31:50 2018 No.8780232 >>8780221 k

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:32:00 2018 No.8780236 got $4500 free money to invest, what should i do with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:32:02 2018 No.8780238 >>8780014 >>8780186 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:32:33 2018 No.8780242 >>8780236 goals, investing horizon, risk appetite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:32:39 2018 No.8780249 File: 199 KB, 480x600, 389D4A36-27EA-4507-8206-B1BF1BF0A051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780017 I don’t know that feel (yet ?) but gratz bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:33:24 2018 No.8780258 File: 50 KB, 500x281, ss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780238 looks like a cool board, I think Ill go there

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:33:28 2018 No.8780259 File: 42 KB, 374x520, 1513610496452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780236 buy tsla

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:35:47 2018 No.8780288 >>8780221 thanks for the heads up bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:36:01 2018 No.8780290 what was the false idol the isrealites worshipped that god punished them for again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:36:16 2018 No.8780296 >>8780242 It's for a roth IRA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:36:18 2018 No.8780298 GUYS, YOU'RE MISSING IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLW2upvktBw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:38:19 2018 No.8780335 >>8780073 I was literally in the process of buying LFIN when I read the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:38:57 2018 No.8780346 >>8780296 WWR

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:39:05 2018 No.8780351 >>8780296 https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:39:15 2018 No.8780353 anyone know why RUN dumped?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:39:19 2018 No.8780355 File: 13 KB, 200x200, 1482218256939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780298

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:40:32 2018 No.8780373

>>8780118
be careful. ive never done it but i would imagine that those puts might also become worthless if the stock gets delisted. i have no idea though

>>8780162
this

>>8780221
look at this stupid nigger. you really think we didnt know you were full of shit when you were screaming about a golden bull run on FED shitpost day? get fucked kid. your shitcoin empire will collapse alongside fiat so keep FUDing

>>8780335
what the fuck were you thinking anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:40:45 2018 No.8780380 Is this dude just going to tell everybody what they want to hear?

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:42:04 2018 No.8780393

how does buying and trading stocks and a roth IRA work together? i know the first retiremnt vehicle your suppose to use every year is max your roth, can you make active moves in that every year or once your say 2017 roth IRA is 'expired' from contributions can you not change whats in it? i dont understand

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:43:10 2018 No.8780412 >>8780393 You can trade freely and avoid capital gains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:43:32 2018 No.8780416 How do I into trading options?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:44:21 2018 No.8780425 >>8780298 Is it just me or are all these charts showing we're in a bubble?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:45:45 2018 No.8780442 File: 22 KB, 540x511, 1521242877875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780290 I never made this connection before

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:45:53 2018 No.8780449 >>8780425 nope, thats what ive been kvetching about for weeks i gotta say though, hes presenting this all rather nicely. doesnt sound as bad is it very clearly is

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:46:16 2018 No.8780456 >>8780412 >>8780393 Just remember you can't contribute more than $5,500.00 a year. (Assuming your modified AGI is below $118k and you're under age 50)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:46:31 2018 No.8780459 File: 44 KB, 600x706, 1426467217270[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780290 fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:46:36 2018 No.8780461 >>8780412 so theres really no downside to maxing out your roth IRA every year? for the $5500 or whatever it is nowadays? sounds good will be my first 2018 goal then thank you

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:47:16 2018 No.8780468
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>>8780416
Put when you expect stock to go down sharply & quickly
Call when you expect stock to go up sharply & quickly
Do both if you expect stock to do either/or

learn what options are, try to understand it and when you're confused ask again with a more specific question
cause even i don't fully understand yet my dude

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:48:15 2018 No.8780483

>>8780456
yes, i make well under 100k a year and am only 27

My dad use to max a roth IRA for me every year, not sure if he still does i'll have to ask him but what would my goal be after a roth IRA? Just depositing money into a standard brokerage account? i dont have a 401k plan at work

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:48:35 2018 No.8780489 >>8780442 >>8780290 Well fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:49:02 2018 No.8780495 n-n-n-nani

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:49:37 2018 No.8780511 >>8778973 I had a chicken roll and half a bagel. Living the dream. On the plus side i am beating the HMMJ weed etf by three points today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:49:56 2018 No.8780517 File: 114 KB, 800x704, __amamiya_ren_morgana_and_takemi_tae_persona_and_persona_5_drawn_by_nekobayashi_nekoforest__4c51cb2b3621d6e782a640f9476d6e07[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rrreeeeeeee why did I put money into biotech

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:50:04 2018 No.8780519 bogged

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:50:35 2018 No.8780523 File: 153 KB, 768x768, 1491430623938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:51:07 2018 No.8780536 >>8780461 Don't forget to put in on line 32 of your 1040 if you do a traditional IRA, if it's roth you can't. Also check out form 8880 before you do this, might be able to get a tax credit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:51:35 2018 No.8780546 looks like SPX is going below 2600 again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:52:08 2018 No.8780557 >>8780546 nobody wants to hold over the weekend

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:52:46 2018 No.8780565 MU has no bottom i keep feeding it money like a gardening pot with holes in the bottom of it i was not made to be the modern danaides damn it, go up fucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:52:58 2018 No.8780569 File: 369 KB, 966x676, 1503340273956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uh oh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:53:07 2018 No.8780574 >>8780517 I think I want to play Persona now. Also thank God my MU calls are expiring in May, I'd be having an aneurysm if they depreciated in value this much before expiry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:53:27 2018 No.8780580 >>8780557 The real question is what should we be holding over the weekend... I mean cash is sounding pretty good right about now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:01 2018 No.8780591 is the nvidia bubble finally pooping?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:03 2018 No.8780594 File: 49 KB, 200x200, 1522424266594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Down 1.89%. My eyes almost popped outta my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:20 2018 No.8780599 >>8780580 PSQ SQQQ UVXY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:24 2018 No.8780603 >>8780569 That's what people get for letting a (((debt-based economy))) fester and metastasize. I like making money on stocks and retarded shit but a future without usury is a future worth living in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:29 2018 No.8780604 this shit is going on right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLW2upvktBw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:54:43 2018 No.8780607 File: 80 KB, 234x230, sasasa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this guys voice just faded into the background as I see my stocks PLUMMET

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:55:15 2018 No.8780617 >>8780569 Fuck me, entire world btfo by my shithole country gwan the lads

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 13:55:54 2018 No.8780630 >>8780569 YEAH FUCK i hope im not right about that euro banking collapse. this will get ugly FAST

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:55:58 2018 No.8780632 >>8780468 You’re referring to buying options, correct? I understand what they do and how they work, but I don’t fully understand how to buy/offer options and make money from that

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:56:04 2018 No.8780636 >>8779841 I guess? I mean i'll take it. Swing trading volatility is my main source of profit from trading anyway. Keep up that sine wave chart pattern.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:56:08 2018 No.8780638 >>8780603 >muh usury credit based economy has given mankind the greatest quality of life ever before seen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:56:10 2018 No.8780639 File: 203 KB, 1182x688, 1511784972629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:56:13 2018 No.8780640 Do people buy Finviz premium?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:57:11 2018 No.8780656 File: 407 KB, 1216x706, 1511065615490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fed is really taking a shit rn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:57:24 2018 No.8780659 File: 1.99 MB, 600x314, 1510460106535.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monday selloff continuing?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 13:58:05 2018 No.8780671 >>8780574 >Persona thats a great idea anon. im gonna play P5. all this crazy market shit is out of my hands. call me when silver moons

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:58:19 2018 No.8780676 >>8780373 If the stonk gets delisted the puts are worth the full strike value (and all calls are worthless). Dunno what happens if it's still halted when the puts expire, but mine don't expire until June

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:58:21 2018 No.8780677 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1518206426524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /buying the dip until end of day/ here? this shits good

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 13:59:04 2018 No.8780689 File: 101 KB, 726x459, 1518676711869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Called it. Boomers Retiring Cashing their 401K and moving overseas. Millennials not working and being unproductive. Immigration and tourism slowing down

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 13:59:21 2018 No.8780695 >>8780659 Nasdaq and Russel are fucked. This is QT. Derisking. All the speculative shit has money yanked out of it. It took a silly long time for the market to react. Now it reacts with the vengeance.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 13:59:52 2018 No.8780707 >>8780676 holy shit anon unironically HODL that shit. good job

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:00:27 2018 No.8780717 >>8780659 Depends on Trump's twitter activity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:00:42 2018 No.8780721 based did he just say

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:00:48 2018 No.8780723 File: 128 KB, 900x1200, DYugNKKVQAE9-Jw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UVXY about to punch through $20 cant wait for china to stir up some more shit this weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:01:31 2018 No.8780737 >>8780638 The first country to institute free market banking and kick (((merchants))) out again our will have the highest quality of life within fifteen years. >>8780676 Do I buy puts now??

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:01:55 2018 No.8780745 Yes keep going Powell! My SPY puts are up 310% today, and I even got free lunch from going long with the low volume buy bots.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:02:40 2018 No.8780759

>>8780717
dumb nigger
it depends on what powell is saying right now
pay attention

>>8780695
dunno why wall street wasnt trying to price this shit in years ago, but i guess greed gets the best of us.

im telling you guys, commodities and REIT/land assets are gonna outperform equities this year

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:03:23 2018 No.8780771 So what I took away from powell's report is that we have no fucking idea what the hell is going to happen in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:03:43 2018 No.8780774 Golden bull run isnt stopping just cause of some silly powerpoint presentation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:04:17 2018 No.8780781 File: 41 KB, 645x729, 8d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780759 >it depends on what powell is saying right now Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:04:47 2018 No.8780794 >>8780723 whats the difference between UVXY and TVIX im in TVIX right now, is there any real diff? i just want some of that volatility

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:04:48 2018 No.8780796 is TVIX worth buying now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:05:45 2018 No.8780810 File: 95 KB, 712x1199, DATHIb9XsAAiMFO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780737 if you say so

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:05:58 2018 No.8780812 Who's that Semen Demon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:06:07 2018 No.8780814 File: 57 KB, 544x540, 1520464676269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780796 as a hedge

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:06:31 2018 No.8780823 >>8780796 depends, worth it if monday continues selloff but nobody knows. you'd be chasing at this point hoping for SPY -3%

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:06:58 2018 No.8780829 >>8780759 Yeah. It's .com->housing bubble play all over again. But QT started a while ago. Now all this shitshow vaporstocks get killed, and money chases hard assets. Rinse, repeat.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:06:59 2018 No.8780831

>>8780774
*some silly powerpoint presentation made by the chair of the federal reserve

>>8780781
oh wait nevermind the FED doesnt real. im just gonna go to bed (and make sure to check for russians underneath it)

>>8780796
too late lad. take your volatility bets before the FED shitpost day, not during it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:07:11 2018 No.8780835 Down $17k, fucking kill me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:07:20 2018 No.8780839 >>8780794 they are run by different companies UVXY = proshares TVIX = credit suisse also TVIX is 2x leverage and UVXY is 1.5x leverage

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:08:04 2018 No.8780852
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>>8780771
On a general scale, that one man has all the papers in front of him and it truly depends on how people are going to act.
He can't predict the swarm of investors, the trade war, and trump's actions.

There's nothing to predict, but there's plenty of uncertainty and chaos, good time to buy dips until the end of china/trump trade war.
Invest what you can, Now. Short what you can reliably predict. We will be made kings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:08:06 2018 No.8780854 >>8780831 filtered :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:08:17 2018 No.8780856 >>8780839 TVIX = VelocityShares I dont know why i wrote credit suisse im retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:08:59 2018 No.8780870 Its the golden bullrun you idiots buy the dip just look at the discounts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:09:01 2018 No.8780871 >>8780835 you can come back from this anon never give up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:09:28 2018 No.8780881 hold tvix over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:09:33 2018 No.8780885 >>8780870 Waiting until monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:10:07 2018 No.8780895 kek what was that? did powell just ask for a bribe? >I haven't seen any evidence that regulations are holding banks back but, ah, I'm open to, ah, evidence that it is :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:10:09 2018 No.8780897 >>8780881 Don't.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:10:13 2018 No.8780899 File: 71 KB, 600x398, GK46T.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WEW E W

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:10:33 2018 No.8780904 >>8780737 It's halted now and when it unhalts it'll be too late, sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:10:45 2018 No.8780906 >>8780856 nvm just realized Credit Suisse owns VelocityShares so I was right after all

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:11:15 2018 No.8780919 File: 198 KB, 1200x1195, 1501537388963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780881 Good hold until Covergirl is impeached

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:12:21 2018 No.8780940 >>8780854 i couldnt imagine trading with this level of emotion at the forefront of my decision making. hope you filtered the trip and not just the ID

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:12:30 2018 No.8780943 >>8780904 Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:12:45 2018 No.8780946 >>8780919 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:12:48 2018 No.8780947 >"I remember clearly people were very worried that Russia, with its planned economy, we couldn't compete with that. Well, maybe not?" what the fuck? is Powell a commie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:12:54 2018 No.8780950 does anybody here trade forex on leverage off TA at all? been doing it recently at 1broker and its been great, seems to work quite well cut losses when chart looks poor and let winners run, hoping to make this a solid income stream for myself soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:13:01 2018 No.8780954 >>8780885 You can buy some today and some monday what are you poor? buy it already

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:13:23 2018 No.8780961 >>8780895 how much do FED chairs get paid anyways?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:13:38 2018 No.8780966 >>8780897 why not? assuming Monday is going to be more volatility

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:13:47 2018 No.8780974 >>8780954 I am about to buy PILL it's down 8% that's a fucking steal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:14:05 2018 No.8780980 >>8780950 I closed my USDZAR long today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:14:26 2018 No.8780987 >>8780947 Russia's propaganda made it look like their production was off the charts. Some people today (in USA and Russia) even still believe the propaganda and will post it as evidence communism works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:15:15 2018 No.8781001 >>8780987 >>8780895 I listened to it again and I think he's saying "maybe not" to the worries. Ie, he's not a commie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:15:28 2018 No.8781003 >>8780950 yeah for fun bitcoin is worthless though but otherwise id use that site for everything if they had usd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:17:12 2018 No.8781029 every single question this dumb broad asks is about trump

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:18:46 2018 No.8781049

>>8781001
as much as i like /ourgoy/ pow pow and his delicious short opportunities he provides, but he IS a central banker. thats about as destructive to the overall wellbeing of the average human as any commie leader is (arguably much more so, given the immense power they have over wealth itself)

>>8781029
they have to tie it in for the droolers. normies cant into longterm harts about employment and
global growth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:18:50 2018 No.8781050 >>8780870 Also waiting until Monday cuz golden bull is a meme and the global economy is geared for a collapse due to commies and women

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:18:57 2018 No.8781051 >>8780870 I am TSM all the way to retirement since they just surpass intel.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:20:22 2018 No.8781072

>>8781003
yeah they need to add a BTCUSD pairing so you can just hold USD, shits dumb

>>8780980
I have a USDZAR long open myself as well actually, entry 11.979. 20 max leverage is trash I should probably close and use that capital elsewhere but i like seeing some solid 15% gains off such small lev

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:21:40 2018 No.8781085 >>8781072 ive traded that pair for over 2 years do not go long yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:21:40 2018 No.8781086 File: 72 KB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20180406-142058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the RUN JUSTing is finally over for today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:21:49 2018 No.8781088 >>8781072 USDZAR is retarded sometimes I got out because dollar was starting to fall and it wasnt being reflected there

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:22:17 2018 No.8781090 These option things are crazy. I just tripled my portfolio in a single day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:22:34 2018 No.8781094 File: 481 KB, 499x315, 1517207947611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This has been the most profitable day I've ever had trading, doesn't even make sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:23:32 2018 No.8781106 >>8781085 it looks good on the chart from what I use, just entered the cloud should eventually make its way to nearly 13, tenkan crossing above kijun and stoch pop just turned green what do you not like about it, im curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:24:17 2018 No.8781111 >>8781088 >>8781072 however in the LONG run I am pretty sure long is the correct choice for USDZAR seth efrica is fooked

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:25:50 2018 No.8781131

>>8781090
shits tight as fuck. if youre not on a longterm time frame, now aint the time to go long. but this crazy volatility is perfect time to make some crazy calls and puts. all im bothering with desu really until i see a sign that equities are gonna return. maybe after upcoming earnings

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:27:09 2018 No.8781148 >>8781094 trading bearshit on a FED FUD day. its pretty goddamn reliable as far as im concerned

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:27:27 2018 No.8781152

>>8781106
their (south africa) entire monetary policy changed so now they favor a strong zar, and with a weak dollar and over priced zar it simply ranges. Its at the highest point of the range, unless the market takes another leg down, it will definitely go back to 11.88

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:27:58 2018 No.8781157

>>8781131
Everybody is anticipating earnings season is going to be great, and we need to figure out when some of the big boys that tend to pull the whole market up and down with them are posting theirs. That's the perfect time to start going long and shorting VIX again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:28:52 2018 No.8781167 File: 20 KB, 593x334, C8hZuPrXsAA-MCT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781157 WHENS EARNINGS SEASON

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:29:14 2018 No.8781171 File: 74 KB, 1024x595, 1517432135049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:29:33 2018 No.8781176 >>8780881 Never.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:29:41 2018 No.8781179 >>8781157 yeah im gonna play some straddles on a number of companies going into ER. maybe even exercise some of my options if i find something worth doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:30:36 2018 No.8781195 >>8781148 Yeah you're right, i'm sure i'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:30:46 2018 No.8781199 >>8781111 >>8781152 Isn't South Africa where they are fucking up all the white people who are leaving and now they can't get anything done?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:31:55 2018 No.8781217 >>8781199 yes in case that case you are betting that the zar will be like the next bolivar. which is fine, but you only need to throw down a couple dollars if trading, stick to the range, its in no trend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:32:05 2018 No.8781219 >>8781199 lets not devolve into a /pol/ conversation but yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:33:43 2018 No.8781243 >>8781167 Well the quarter ended on Thursday, so I would say it's soon™.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:34:11 2018 No.8781250 File: 139 KB, 840x1200, DY-8NxcV4AAfOSo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780723 >UVXY at 20.40 now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:34:51 2018 No.8781258 File: 24 KB, 480x590, 1521550594276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It keeps dipping and my dipbuying hands are getting itchy

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:35:04 2018 No.8781260

>>8781167
like 2 weeks i think. dont quote me on that. pretty soon though, anon. chin up

>>8781195
i been trying to get everyone on board these past couple FED days. its easy fucking money. just closed out my straddle on vol for like 70% ROI and will patiently wait until maybe next week for dollar to crash and my SLV calls to go ITM.

>>8781199
it was zimbabwe. but you are right. it is now south africa as well. the ANC decided that it is entirely legal to take white landowners land by force. i dont wanna derail right now, so ask again after the bell and i can talk more about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:35:43 2018 No.8781268 File: 96 KB, 280x291, 1sfdsf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:35:48 2018 No.8781269 File: 22 KB, 649x307, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Press F to pay respects to S&P Futures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:36:13 2018 No.8781275 File: 382 KB, 359x555, misssnp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781258 youre supposed to save a chunk of cash to buy right before power hour and then some more for the end of day

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:36:35 2018 No.8781280 >>8781250 right after i close out my options. ah well. im not one to bet that the market is gonna go down 3%+ every day. thats just asking to get squeezed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:37:39 2018 No.8781294 File: 2.39 MB, 300x282, 1513313579031.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] power hour yuuuuge selloff incoming?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:37:39 2018 No.8781295 >>8781250 I bought UVXY calls after you posted that and they're already up about 15-20% or some damn thing in the past 15 mins. I fucking love this FED chair. He is way better at making us money than Yellen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:38:30 2018 No.8781309 >>8781199 They're threatening it but I don't think they're actually gonna do it, I think it's just mouth noises and saber rattling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:38:43 2018 No.8781312 >>8781295 so i don't get it why not hold this shit over the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:39:05 2018 No.8781319 >>8781295 I just sold at 20.70

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:40:17 2018 No.8781334
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>>8781319
I will regret this but I dont want to hold SHIT over the weekend

probably a selloff for the rest of the day, then a gap up green monday, then a selloff throughout the day

im done trading now, have a good weekend /smg/ qts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:40:44 2018 No.8781341 >TVIX mooning I sold my 300 shares at 10.45 so I don't give too much of a fuck. Any anons who have stronger hands than mine still holding on?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:40:59 2018 No.8781344 >>8781294 i think it has the possibility to pump. thats why i closed out my vol play >>8781295 just be careful. a lot of the price of the option you just bought is inflated from the high volatility. make sure you are quick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:41:14 2018 No.8781348 >>8780640 pls respond

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:41:43 2018 No.8781355 >>8781341 im still holding i bought this morning at 9.70, probably holding until a few minutes before close this seems like a sell off for the rest of the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:41:54 2018 No.8781357 File: 19 KB, 350x496, tech bubble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha oh wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:42:10 2018 No.8781358 >>8781348 no why would you its a free website l m a o

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:42:40 2018 No.8781363

>>8781341
you did the right thing anon. i always cut that shit short. its not worth the crushing loss if im wrong

>>8781348
ive never heard of anyone. their free services do the job just fine. what does premium offer anyways? analysts? if so, no thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:42:56 2018 No.8781370 >>8781319 I'm going to hold bear shit over the weekend. I don't think China has responded to the second shots fired in the trade war, and they said they'd respond reciprocally.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:43:43 2018 No.8781379 File: 126 KB, 1205x699, China.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Chinese are shorting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:44:11 2018 No.8781385 >>8781370 realistically im thinking the whole trade war thing blows over soon and nothing concrete comes of it well one thing concrete, a big beautiful wall on the southern border (of mexico)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:44:43 2018 No.8781393 > tfw there are still faggots in SMG You guys do realize even GEORGE SOROS is done with stocks and moving into crypto, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:45:11 2018 No.8781400 File: 321 KB, 600x771, 7f3d36c7134340d5c0c0a42eec757be1796677b373d37df0c13601816a54c4be.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8780987 where's the proofs jimmie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:45:16 2018 No.8781401 >>8781341 Sold at 10.60 that's as strong as my hands get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:45:26 2018 No.8781403 good call on TVIX this morning boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:45:31 2018 No.8781405 >>8781385 We go long Tuesday - Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:46:01 2018 No.8781409 >>8781355 Nice anon. I bought at a similar price shortly after open. >>8781363 I learned after getting 400 bucks ripped out from under me one day with TVIX. A greedy bastard I was. Still barely escaped without a loss, but I made literally $5 on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:46:19 2018 No.8781414 File: 149 KB, 1200x849, DYpNxI2VoAAawbQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781405 ill be there

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:46:37 2018 No.8781421 File: 6 KB, 500x114, trgdgd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:47:09 2018 No.8781427 >>8781414 sometimes I just want to give an anime girl that's like super cute just a big ol kiss haha is that weird? haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:48:01 2018 No.8781436 >>8781427 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:48:11 2018 No.8781437 >>8781421 >4 shares lol

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:48:31 2018 No.8781444

>>8781393
why on earth would that convince me to go to crypto. if anything this solidifies the fact that i will be a no coiner for life. first goldman offers futures on it, then circle aquires poloniex, then fucking soros drops stocks to move over to crypto.

yeah... fuck that

>>8781409
i stopped trading it when i saw the huge wash sale id built up for myself after trading it pretty regularly for a couple months. dumbass me was thinking i was coming out ahead. options on UVXY, or covered calls on a position at UVXY or bust

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:48:47 2018 No.8781449 >>8781393 enjoy your internet money, I'll be over here buying put options on scammy blockchain companies (all of them)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:48:58 2018 No.8781455 File: 8 KB, 261x213, 1519095371999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781427 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:49:32 2018 No.8781462 File: 39 KB, 512x502, c68dc6dfaf2e29d73ba1188c7daa2b627562312dv2_00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781427 It's love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:49:48 2018 No.8781467 What to buy at end of day? Give me your opinion with any valid piece of info and I'll take it, I've got a little cash. I need something to give me a heart attack all weekend so I'm not bored out of my mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:50:07 2018 No.8781471 Threads are moving too fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:50:25 2018 No.8781474 >>8781393 You do realize that guy opens up a short position in everything he touches don't you?

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:50:56 2018 No.8781478

>>8781449
and the funny thing is, YOU will be the one making 300% returns and not the cryptokiddies.

incredible what a little leverage can do to the "boring old boomer stock market". although if they ever offer options on crypto, i might look into it. i fucking love options

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:50:57 2018 No.8781480

>>8781436
>>8781455
haha I'm just foolin haha but you know

do you ever wonder like if elasta girl from the Incredibles could like haha make her butthole stretch around your entire body an give a good ol' brap?

haha, just foolin but that would be cool jk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:51:09 2018 No.8781482 File: 9 KB, 491x182, treg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781437 its my hedge posititon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:51:55 2018 No.8781489 >>8781385 Trade wars are something stupid that you can rationalize away and buy the dip. The selling is because the FED is squashing the speculation. It's derisking now. Sell rips.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:53:12 2018 No.8781506 >>8781482 what was that news about RAD i saw this morning? something something buyout or merger or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:53:29 2018 No.8781513 File: 229 KB, 627x720, 1522124094244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw watching the 1 minute chart

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:53:50 2018 No.8781517 >>8781489 >blah blah Buy the dip boys, golden bullrun during power hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:53:51 2018 No.8781518 >>8781478 Ok so I'm a brainlet, can you explain options to me and how does I do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:53:59 2018 No.8781521 What level does the circuit breaker kick in -800?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:55:01 2018 No.8781536 File: 919 KB, 245x285, 6781736171317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781517

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:55:15 2018 No.8781544 Black Monday? I feel the Chinese will double down and strike first before the Avon lady does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:55:35 2018 No.8781549 >>8781506 just a bunch of stores are buying each others stores its kind of a mess, technically there is a merger of rite aid and albertons, but walgreens owns rite raid now or something the point is I shop there exclusively so I bought the stock

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:56:07 2018 No.8781554 >>8781544 I made my TVIX money and bought the dip. This shit will blow over by next week.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:56:15 2018 No.8781555

>>8781521
>Market-Wide circuit breakers
In effect since February 2013, market wide circuit breakers respond to single-day declines in the S&P 500 Index: if the index falls to 7% below its previous close, this is known as Level 1; Level 2 is a 13% drop; Level 3 a 20% drop. Level 1 or 2 will halt trading on all exchanges for 15 minutes, unless it occurs at or after 3:25 pm, in which case trading is allowed to continue. Level 3, whenever it occurs, will halt trading for the remainder of the trading day (9:30 am to 4:00 pm). Before these rules were in place, the DJIA was the benchmark, and the thresholds were 10% (Level 1), 20% (2) and 30% (3)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:56:17 2018 No.8781556 File: 6 KB, 302x167, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buythedipbuythedipbuythedip

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:56:59 2018 No.8781566 File: 143 KB, 600x700, be3 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We gonna Crack the 200

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:57:16 2018 No.8781574 >>8781370 They're unlikely to say anything until Trump says whether or not he's actually going to put the proposed tariffs in to action. All that has happened is Trump told the committee to look in to the possibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:57:25 2018 No.8781577 File: 783 KB, 1475x2951, 1521762923260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does this chart bother people so much? It's the key to actually make money trading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:57:35 2018 No.8781581 File: 1.38 MB, 1200x800, 1522971420893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good lord down we go lads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:57:59 2018 No.8781589 >>8781566 friendly reminder sp500 has broken the 200 over 100 times in the past 9 years withoutout breaking the bull trend golden bull market

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:58:47 2018 No.8781600 >>8781589 what about the past 10 years

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 14:59:08 2018 No.8781603 File: 108 KB, 1856x924, Equity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781589 >Today I will remind them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:59:12 2018 No.8781605 Any Futures farmers here? With short positions? I think Im gonna buy the dip, not necessarily because I think its over but because I dont know what the fuck is going to happen in Monday when the chinks are out of the holidays.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 14:59:20 2018 No.8781609

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teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 14:59:44 2018 No.8781615

>>8781518
not really

read as much as you can on it on investopedia etc, try paper trading them and watch videos on it. its rather complicated at first, but its an easy way to get mega leverage from a small account.

watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE
over the weekend and then like i said, try some paper trades. dont overlook learning about the greeks, and understand that when you buy long contracts, you have less than a 50/50 chance to break even. the leverage you get is not for free

>>8781549
kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:00:24 2018 No.8781622 File: 53 KB, 403x448, 1513630866821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do i put my money into an inverse ETF lads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:00:31 2018 No.8781624 >>8781615 Thanks buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:01:21 2018 No.8781637 >>8781600 all the moving averaged were crossed over in 2008. right now they are perfectly stright up, indicating the market should take another leg up

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 15:01:54 2018 No.8781647 >>8781624 no prob us small fries are absolutely not gonna make it without some fancy footwork, and options allow you to do some crazy things outside of just buying and selling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:02:00 2018 No.8781654 File: 92 KB, 1280x720, 1522074816361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just bought 10 shares this Down we go

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:02:44 2018 No.8781663 buy end of day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:02:44 2018 No.8781664 >>8781603 This is gonna be the big one isn't it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:03:13 2018 No.8781672 Those that are buying, whatcha buyin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:03:22 2018 No.8781675 new thread plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:04:08 2018 No.8781691 File: 2.86 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_2018-03-30-20-47-43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781672 Tvix

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:04:10 2018 No.8781692 >>8781672 PILL BOTZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:04:28 2018 No.8781696 >>8781637 if we move sideways for another month or two the 200 will cross over the 50 and then thats the scary times aka shorting time with all the money you can possibly find

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:04:29 2018 No.8781697 >>8781672 Volatility calls, SPY puts for Tuesday.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:05:41 2018 No.8781705 >>8781664 maybe Maybe It's Maybelline

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:06:18 2018 No.8781711

>>8781518
Options 101: buy puts if you think it's going down, calls if you think it's going up. Options have a strike price and an expiration date, they lose money as they approach the exp date and gain money as they cross the strike price, and gain as volatility increases

Example: yesterday LFIN is at $20. I think it's going down so I buy puts with a strike of $12.50 and expiration at the end of June. Let's say hypothetically that next Tuesday the SEC hold ends and LFIN drops to $0.05, I can exercise the puts by buying shares at $0.05 and selling them at $12.50, for a profit of $12.45 per share. Options are sold in contracts of 100 shares each so that's $1245 per contract. Now, instead of exercising I can resell the contract off to the next person. (On RH this is easier).

Volatility is a thing to keep an eye on. LFIN had a lot of volatility because everyone saw this coming, so the puts cost $4.40 in the first place ($440 per contract). So if it doesn't drop to at least $12.50-4.40=8.10, I'm losing money. But I'm pretty sure it's gonna be within sight of zero.

There's time decay too, the option expires in June so reselling it gets gradually less valuable as the date approaches

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:06:37 2018 No.8781713 LADS

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:07:14 2018 No.8781720 is someone making the new thread cause Im not

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:07:19 2018 No.8781723 File: 9 KB, 165x143, Do what you must.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Market is feeling Maximum Pain. I feel my Buy finger Twitching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:07:34 2018 No.8781724 >>8781711 why are options forced on you in lots of 100 shares per? makes it very hard for average retail investors to buy any of them until they have thousands of dollars to throw at memes every day

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 15:07:57 2018 No.8781730

>>8781697
>UVXY
im looking at the puts right now desu, but IV is too high to take a position

>>8781711
>But I'm pretty sure it's gonna be within sight of zero
with the SEC investigation? yeah thats about the safest bet in the market right now

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:08:19 2018 No.8781739 File: 126 KB, 1238x724, TVIX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go. Must Resist Buying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:08:26 2018 No.8781740 >>8781724 Don't exercise the contract, just sell it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:09:22 2018 No.8781751 >>8781724 They were originally designed to be a hedging vehicle for institutional investors. Doing what I'm doing is abusing them to turn them into a gambling instrument

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:10:19 2018 No.8781763 Shorts starting to cover on weed stocks. Not a very lucrative day for them relative to the overall US market dive. Tech stocks were a better short play today. Calling -2.5% or better close on HMMJ.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:11:03 2018 No.8781772 File: 13 KB, 320x320, User Profile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck it I'm going Long this week end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:11:03 2018 No.8781773 >>8781730 I can see VIX going to 26 or even 28 before it starts to come down to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:11:39 2018 No.8781780 >>8781691 To each his own. >>8781692 What now? >>8781697 As I said in another post, I'm a brainlet, I only buy and sell shares currently. Need to do some research for all this terminology. >>8781711 You're a saint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:12:38 2018 No.8781788 >>8781780 PILL and BOTZ are both ETF's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:13:15 2018 No.8781791 >>8781788 Ah thanks, not really interested in an ETF in the current market.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 15:13:22 2018 No.8781794

>>8781724
if youre buying contracts you dont need to have the underlying. its a way of giving you pseudo leverage over 100 shares (the ability to exercise and buy or sell at the strike before expiry is what gives options their intrinsic value)

>>8781751
why not do both? tried it on vol earlier this week. bought UVXY low, waited for it to spike, wrote calls and bought a put, let it drop, bought back calls and bought additional call contracts, let it spike again, sold out all of it. gives my long options contracts neutral theta so i dont have to worry about decay

>>8781773
i know, shit looks bad right now. but thats outta my range where i feel comfortable trading VIX. when it snaps back, UVXY will lose like $4-5 in a matter of minutes. not how i like to trade

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:15:34 2018 No.8781819 Am I a giga-brainlet for thinking BA looks enticing right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:16:41 2018 No.8781830 File: 16 KB, 343x325, 1523026737661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They bought the dip, you know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:17:16 2018 No.8781840 >>8781819 Trade war will fuck Boeing Commercial Aircraft but military spending will help Boeing Space & Defense. So I have no idea. Really those should be two separate companies.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:17:18 2018 No.8781841 File: 1.51 MB, 425x481, Evil.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calling Dead Cat bounce Monday, Screen Cap This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:17:28 2018 No.8781844 fuck it Im going all in on NVDIA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:18:53 2018 No.8781859 >>8781841 i really fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:19:10 2018 No.8781863 >>8781844 retard it's a fucking tech bubble. Compare the bull market for 8 years under obama to the 2 years of Trump. It's a huge bubble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:19:43 2018 No.8781867 >>8781844 F

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:20:39 2018 No.8781878 >>8781841 You do remember that the first time DOW fell 600 points on 6th February 2018, the monday was -1600 points on the worst hour?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:21:02 2018 No.8781881 >>8778858 NVCN is a good time to buy right now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:21:18 2018 No.8781886 File: 105 KB, 933x750, 1515180997142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781863 suck my balls bitch Golden bull run, not recession deal with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:22:26 2018 No.8781905 >>8781859 Bounce guaranteed. I don't think dead cat variety though. More of a similar fluctuation to the last two dives. Bounce, settle in flat, wait until the next Trump related hysteria.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Fri Apr 6 15:22:51 2018 No.8781917

>>8781863
i agree, but that 8 years under obama was what inflated the bubble in the first place. combined with QE after QE to bribe money into the marketplace, while they simultaneously bailed out the banks with US citizens purchasing power and on the backs of their fucked up mortgages.

so really it was more the FED and obama had very little to do with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:23:06 2018 No.8781919 >>8781886 how to tell a stock market newbie

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:25:03 2018 No.8781945 File: 13 KB, 480x358, 1503794833026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781878 (((They))) will defend the 200 to drag more normies then Dump on Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:25:04 2018 No.8781946 >>8779383 Fuck yeah NVCN! Lets get it to 1.00!!

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:26:21 2018 No.8781962

does anybody know how to write on excel like a....summation by day equation?

Im wanting to sum up each day my results off my 1broker leveraged trading, so i just want profit/loss by each move summed up by the day i either open or close the position, but im not sure how to filter in that in exceland then turn it into graph form to see my overall balance going up and up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:26:43 2018 No.8781968 >>8781919 you are physically ugly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:26:45 2018 No.8781969 File: 181 KB, 1299x895, 34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8781844 Don't be retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:27:23 2018 No.8781979 >>8781917 But the FED could still prop up the markets. I lost too much money those past few years betting against the markets, and every.fucking.time I got my ass raped by the FED. Who's to say that's not gonna happen again? I just don't know anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:28:09 2018 No.8781992 >>8781969 >blah blah blah Ill be making dank gains while you cry on your useless precious metals

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:28:28 2018 No.8781997 >>8781979 Nobody has the money to bribe Powell. They lost it all on the market.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:28:59 2018 No.8782006 File: 22 KB, 600x422, a84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nooooooo buy the dip gringos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:31:41 2018 No.8782043 File: 6 KB, 179x250, 1523376645631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8778858 Alright bros so I got robinhood's options trading features now What the fuck exactly is an option and should I trade them with about $200 in my account?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:32:21 2018 No.8782055 >>8782043 youre going to get burned so fucking hard and fast

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:32:57 2018 No.8782067 >>8782043 An option is a way to turn that $200 into $1000 or into $0.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:32:59 2018 No.8782069 >>8782043 short btc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:33:03 2018 No.8782071 >>8781992 blah blah blah is what makes money, not blindly saying ''I'm gonna make dank gains'' you brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:33:11 2018 No.8782075 fuck, missed my opportunity to buy under 2600

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:33:59 2018 No.8782090 >>8782043 If $200 is all you have then options are the only way to make any real money

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:34:41 2018 No.8782101 >>8782043 wtf why do i not have options on RH yet

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:35:26 2018 No.8782120
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>>8782071
You dont know whomst youre talking to scrub
I make dank gains, danker and more based gains than you consistently for 25 years, you have nothing, you probably arent even up on the year with your robinhood account

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:35:49 2018 No.8782130 File: 72 KB, 640x1136, IMG_1788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8782043 here's a fellow newbies guide to options do not spend more than 20 dollars on your first option Dont

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:36:04 2018 No.8782134 >>8782101 You probably do, check your account settings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:36:31 2018 No.8782142 >she's buying the 'dip'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:36:38 2018 No.8782145 >>8782120 >smug259.png >259 upload zip of smug girls pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:37:58 2018 No.8782156 >>8782134 no i know where is, its just im still on the god damn list

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:38:54 2018 No.8782171 >>8782130 kek hope you learned your lesson

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:40:49 2018 No.8782193 Give me a last minute meme. Got 1000 I wanna throw in the trash can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:40:55 2018 No.8782195 >>8781844 same >>8781969 suggested priced in buy based on ur meme lines?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:42:05 2018 No.8782215 >>8782193 1 year US T-Bill

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:43:30 2018 No.8782248 >>8782171 To be fair the break even on that was $7.75 AMD would have had to have like a 30% drop in one day for that one to have ever worked. I hope the lesson was learned too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:43:38 2018 No.8782251 >>8782193 we are looking bullish as fuck into end of day buy QQQ and sell it monday morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:45:23 2018 No.8782276 Looks like most of us got out of TVIX at the right time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:45:51 2018 No.8782284 >>8782193 spxl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:45:58 2018 No.8782288 >>8782251 all markets are kill. there is no going up anymore until recession and bottom in.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:47:29 2018 No.8782319
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>>8782251

>we are looking bullish as fuck into end of day

This might be the most retarded thing I've ever read. A 700 point drop after bouncing off resistance and a small bounce off a last fib retracement is not bullish as fuck LOL. What the fuck

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Fri Apr 6 15:47:37 2018 No.8782322 File: 23 KB, 467x612, DayTrader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8782251 I feel it's shorts covering before the week end. Nervous about buying TQQQ now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:48:17 2018 No.8782333 >>8782319 monthly candlesticks or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:48:29 2018 No.8782339 >>8782251 >bullish HAHAHAHAHA we've recovered like .5% from the lows, not exactly bullish

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:48:42 2018 No.8782344
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>>8782248
what the fuck
it read 9.07 strike and when i bought the fucker AMD came out with some shit that skyrocketed the price
upsetting, wish i had more time to dedicate to stockmemes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:49:34 2018 No.8782367 >>8782251 I got SPY calls and puts for 260. This way I can sell the calls first thing in the morning Monday, then sell the puts at the end of the day for more money.

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:50:00 2018 No.8782372

>>8782055
>>8782067
that sounds pretty risky. what are options actually though?

>>8782069
thanks but i'm not into crypto

>>8782090
could you expand on that? i see options in RH for "call" and "put" but i don't know what that means

>>8782130
what does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:50:02 2018 No.8782373 I'm going to keep my money, your memes are weak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:50:32 2018 No.8782381 File: 159 KB, 1080x1080, DA0HZ7uW0AAjoCE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8782288 >>8782319 >>8782322 big green gap up monday morning screenshot this

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:51:42 2018 No.8782410

>>8782372
The calls are options to buy the stock for a specific price, and the puts are the option to sell the stock for a price. They all have an expiration, the premium payed for the contract is calculated via it's Theta. Basically you can turn a $100 stock into a penny stock and gamble which ever way you want it to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:51:44 2018 No.8782414 File: 135 KB, 282x238, 7544yyhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8782381 this but unironically oh and by the way. Sp500 3000 by end of year is still on so... buy the dip morons

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:52:27 2018 No.8782424 Dont fall for the fomo pump

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:52:36 2018 No.8782426 File: 183 KB, 1297x904, k lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8782333 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:53:12 2018 No.8782431 >>8782410 so it's like a coupon? "you can buy this coupon for X dollars allowing you to buy/sell this stock in the future for this fixed price"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:53:47 2018 No.8782440 >>8782426 look how strong the technicals are moron

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:53:49 2018 No.8782441 >>8782431 yes its a contract not a coupon

Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:53:55 2018 No.8782443

>>8779732
If Obama was still in office, the MSM would be gushing in their pants about how the magic negro has made unemployment grow EVERY QUARTER. But no, because it's Trump, they ignore the fact that it's positive growth, and just focus on ITS A SMALLER NUMBER THAN LAST MONTH.
I was right about Trump, too - he doesn't have a fuck to give about the stock market, he's gonna take China down, and the market has to deal with it. Sucks for people holding, but in the end, it is better for the US, if he plays it right. I think I'm just gonna stick my head in the sand for a while and wait for it to play out, the market is a roller coaster and I'm not day trading, so why stress over something i can't change anyway. I'm not going to redo my portfolio over emotional reactions to MSM FUD.
I can onl;y hope Trump's aim is for this to be over soon, because this isn't what the GOP needs rolling into election season...unless he's got no fucks to give for them, either, and with how they've fucked him so many times, I wouldn't blame him.
Gonna be an interesting spring/summer, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:54:10 2018 No.8782447 Can you guys make a new fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:54:31 2018 No.8782456 >>8782441 makes sense, thanks. i'll check out the investopedia article for more details

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:55:52 2018 No.8782482 >>8782440 >buying power decreasing >MACD diverging >RSI coming of ATH >Volume profile showing where it was bought the most and that's around 17k and 12k what is ''strong'' here that you are speaking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:57:00 2018 No.8782500 >>8782495 NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:57:23 2018 No.8782507 baking a new thread, please hold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:57:32 2018 No.8782508 File: 224 KB, 1620x599, 1474982535330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DRUUUUUUMPF

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:58:11 2018 No.8782521 >>8782482 uh no honey you can say shit about the rsi until the month closes, its still in a bullish continuation look how spread apart the move averages are

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:59:26 2018 No.8782550 >>8782500 thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:59:37 2018 No.8782555 >>8782521 >what are weekly and daily timeframes to see what's happening on smaller picture that is causing bigger picture to diverge

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 15:59:45 2018 No.8782560 >>8782381 I bought my TQQQ puts. before end of day.

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