/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8770917]

You made it and just cashed out 10 billion. What kind of weird shit could you do with that cash?

[Anonymous No.8770941]

>>8770917
your mum

[Anonymous No.8770951]

Pay a woman to let me worship her feet every day

[Anonymous No.8770958]

>>8770917
I'd bury my face in those tits for about half an hour till I almost suffocate and my dick is precumming everywhere.

Then I'd bend her legs so her feet are crammed behind her ears and I'd stick my cock inside while I kiss her neck.

Then i'd continue to fuck her until I cum inside. I wouldn't let go. I'd just fall asleep on her tits with my dick still semi-hard inside her.

Then i'd wake up and do it all over again a couple times a night till I get bored of her physique.

Then i'd buy a young 18 year old latina from an impoverished area in Mexico and make her my little fuck toy till I get bored of that and keep rotating through women.

[Anonymous No.8770968]

>>8770917
Goddamn do I love kissing girls necks, they taste like fucking rainbows and smell divine. When it's your girlfriend it is the most intimate thing you can do, it's so great to just sit down with her at a park and just kiss her neck, suck on her nape and lick her from her cheeks down to her shoulders. My fucking god am I getting an erection.

[Anonymous No.8770986]

>>8770917

I just want to find love and get married.

I'd be a little upset that girls will only want me for my money.

So I'll probably hire a prostitute to wipe my tears away with edible golden toilet tissue,

[Anonymous No.8770989]

Scour the world for the worlds smartest, strongest dogs and breed until I had a strain of super dogs.
Then pay Elon Musk 9 billion dollars to fly us all to Mars to start a super dog colony.

[Anonymous No.8770992]

>>8770968
This anon knows

[Anonymous No.8770993]

>got 10 billions
>kiss necks

[Anonymous No.8771060]

>>8770917
Pay tax

[Anonymous No.8771099]

Build a very large bird sanctuary for ravens and crows. Befriend the ravens by bribing them with gold and silver. Train them to speak. Train them to repeat the word nevermore. Train them to follow me everywhere and repeat the word nevermore on command. See vid for further explanation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

[Anonymous No.8771207]

I think I'd find the most sought after woman on earth and see how much it'd cost to shit in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.8771325]

>>8770917
Make a statue

[Anonymous No.8771384]

>>8770968
Good, finally an anon who feels something.

[Anonymous No.8771398]

>>8770917
Start saving the white race

[Anonymous No.8771613]

>>8770917
Sex slaves. A lot of them.

I'd pay aryan girls to let them selves get impregnated by me, so I can ruin the white race one girl at a time.

I'd fly in instagram models, just to beat them up, and fly them back first class. Always wanted human punching bag.

I'd never shit in a toilet. My shit is royalty now and will be fed to people I hate.

I'd use my money to change laws. Any law I want will be changed by me, for me.

I would purchase nukes, and blow up random parts of the world just to watch stuff go kaboom, and use my money to get away with it.

I'd pay hundreds of people to wreck havoc at random places and events just so I can watch the news later and say "that was me!"

And the best part is, I wouldn't even be the worst rich guy in the world in terms of fucking shit up. But I'd try my best to be the top 100. I could probably do all of this with much less than 10 billion too.

[Anonymous No.8771630]

>>8771613
You really overestimate what 10 billion can do if you think you can get away with using nukes.

[Anonymous No.8771635]

>>8770968
Everyone knows you are a cunt trying do some cunt activism.

[Anonymous No.8771650]

>>8771635
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.8771658]

>>8770917
>>8771613
This anon and I are going to buy an island where we will breed and raise sex slaves for the ultra rich while simultaneously expanding our nuclear arsenal until we become enough of a threat that we sit on the UN security council.

[Anonymous No.8771676]

>>8770917
>What kind of weird shit could you do with that cash?
Buy shitcoins

[Anonymous No.8771680]

>>8770917
Build a pyramid.

[Anonymous No.8771738]

>>8771658
Breed/raise? Nah, that takes years and years and years. I like an idea of buying an island to seclude hundreds of sex slaves.

>>8771630
That was partially a joke. But tens of thousands is enough buying power to get politicians to change laws. Can you imagine what tens of millions could do if given to everyone who handles nukes?

[Anonymous No.8771748]

>>8771680
Interesting, would I be able to rent some of this pyramid for storage space?

[Anonymous No.8771753]

>>8771738
>I like an idea of buying an island to seclude hundreds of sex slaves.

This is what years and years or even decades of sitting alone in front of a box does to young men.

[Anonymous No.8771765]

>>8771753
Or what years and years or even decades of having an insane amount of money does to old men.

[Anonymous No.8771772]

Probably just live a wholesome life without doing much of some vain and extravagant faggotry.

[Anonymous No.8771784]

>>8771398
Absolutely, we will make it anon.

[Anonymous No.8771793]

>>8771738
>Buy the island
>kidnapp women to be on your sex slave island
>realize how much of an immoral piece of shit you are

[Anonymous No.8771815]

>>8770993
Shit, when you put it like that I guess I'm a billionaire in kind.

[Anonymous No.8771816]

>>8770917
fund a 48-episode live-action adaptation of Tomizawa's seminal manga masterpiece, Milk Closet.

[Anonymous No.8771867]

>>8770917
>weird shit

Reinvest it in XRP

[Anonymous No.8771900]

>>8771753
This is what sexual frustration and shallow society does to young men.

>>8771793
I wouldn't kidnap anyone. I'd hire others to do so.

[Anonymous No.8771961]

>>8771900
>I'd hire others to do so

Still an immoral piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.8771977]

>>8771900
>one of your hired thugs gets caught
>money trsil leads to you
>jailed
>10 billion wasted
>other richfags don't care because you aren't part of their cabal
>all because you wanted to turn some gay ass fantasy into reality

[Anonymous No.8771989]

Fuck cryptocoins desu
I've been on crypto for 5 years because of you guys telling me I'd become millionaire but I only made near $100k (almost $20k per year).
I am already tired to this shit,

[Anonymous No.8772035]

>>8771748
Absolutely! I have rooms starting from as little as 500,000 USD per year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLBsf1pe7EY

[Anonymous No.8772040]

>>8771989
If you just put that 20k from the first year all into btc and held you'd have more than 100k now even including the crash so I'm pretty sure you're either lying or retarded.

[Anonymous No.8772072]

>>8770958
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.8772079]

>>8770917
Buy up Hasbro stock and ensure MLP:FIM is being run forever. It would be like the Days of Our Lives.

Plus, all of the remakes.
>Ben Hur remake with ponies.
>Braveheart with ponies
>Enemy at the gates wih ponies

[Anonymous No.8772257]

>>8771977
> thinking rich people get jailed

[Anonymous No.8772362]

>>8772257
>implying Madoff isn't in jail

[Anonymous No.8772462]

>>8772257
even if you didn't get thrown in prison you'd be on the run for the rest of your life. you need to be clever and well-connected to get away with heinous crimes like that.

[Anonymous No.8772486]

>>8771748
Mainly for kangz n sheeeit

[Anonymous No.8772491]

>>8770917
BRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.8772511]

>>8772491
That's not how the meme works.

[Anonymous No.8773124]

>>8770958
The life

[Anonymous No.8773140]

mail dragon dildos to all of my former teachers

[Anonymous No.8773168]

>>8770917
Make everybody else poorer

[Anonymous No.8773185]

>>8771613
> reddit: the post

Embarassing desu

[Anonymous No.8773214]

Book a massive stadium for a Justin Bieber concert. Then just sit alone in the front row staring at him emotionless.

[Anonymous No.8773261]

im just here wondering how much itd cost to indulge my degenerate fetishes with women i wanted to fuck back in college. honestly, would 1 million be enough for each of them? would 500k be? 250k? this is starting to be some new retarded goal to determine how long till i cash out my crypto shit.

[Anonymous No.8773280]

>>8770917
No longer settle for the shit versions of things/services.
And hookers that cater to my very specific fetishes.

[Anonymous No.8773295]

>>8770917
jesus christ im such a poorfag I don't even know what I COULD do, that would be overwhelming

[Anonymous No.8773302]

>>8770917
Shit in the mouth of Queen of England

[Anonymous No.8773422]

bumping for ideas

[Anonymous No.8773450]

>>8770917
i'd still lay in bed depressed

[Anonymous No.8773548]

Buy an island and live like a king
Buy land on Moon and Mars once they are available

[Anonymous No.8773559]

>>8770917
If I'm being honest then I would probably woo my oneitis. She would certainly change her opinion of me if I had 10 billion. Well she would at least pretend to. She would let me take her on expensive dates, buy her lavish gifts and take her on luxury vacations. She would tell me no sex until marriage because she isn't like that anymore. We would get married with no prenup because I don't want to get her mad and they don't work anymore anyways and I'm sure we can make it work. After maybe a year or two she would get pregnant. When the kid is about two years old I would probably suspect her of cheating because we stopped having sex a long time ago. I would secretly get the child DNA tested and it would turn out to not be mine. When confronted she would turn it around on me and say my lack of trust is part of the reason she cheated. I would apologize and tell her I want to work it out, but she would tell me to leave or she is calling the cops. During our divorce proceedings she would accuse me of mental and emotional abuse and she would get alimony, the house and full custody. I would still have to pay child support even though it's not mine because I helped raised the kid. I would become an alcoholic and hire high class escorts to pretend they like me. I would drunkenly call her one night to see how her and the kid are doing only to wake up to the Sheriff's knocking on my door and handing me an emergency restraining order. I would get into my Porsche 911(the only thing I got to keep in the divorce) and drive off the cliffs in Malibu.

[Anonymous No.8773575]

>>8770917
I would buy minecraft and stop them from ongoingly fucking it up
#Notch'sVision

[Anonymous No.8773584]

>>8773559
damn

[Anonymous No.8773785]

I would pay for men to be turned into living feminine sex dolls. Extensive surgeries performed on them so they’d turn into bimbos, huge breasts, big juicy lips. They’d abandon their previous lives and live with me in my mansion where they’d service my every need. I’d need that vast amount of money to convert men who don’t even want to be girls, but are desperate for money. I’d let them go free with their millions once they get too old and ugly, and I’d bring in younger ones to replace them.

[Anonymous No.8773802]

Probably find a hollywood actress to fuck. Amber Heard perhaps

[Anonymous No.8773854]

>>8773785
C-can I keep my penis?

[Anonymous No.8773862]

>>8773854
Yes, because I’d want variety.

[Anonymous No.8773893]

Probably just find 5 or so very attractive white women and have them as mine. Agree with them that I can have as many children with them as possible. I'd alternate and have them at different stages of pregnancy continuously.

I would ensure that they were catered for, along with our children, for the entirety of our lives. I would try my best to contribute to the white race.

I would also pay other, trusted white people to have children. Many of them.

[Anonymous No.8773920]

>>8773893
You don't need $10 billion to be a Mormon, anon.

[Anonymous No.8773921]

>>8773893
whypipo dyin out. continue dreamin

[Anonymous No.8773925]

>>8771613

Sniff sniff reddit.....

[Dividend faggot No.8773937]

>>8770917
>get 10 billion dollars
>get the sauce on those funbags
>get my sauce on those funbags
(Lindsey Pelas)

[Anonymous No.8773942]

>>8773785
Hmmm, maybe also lock them in chastity devices so they can't cum unless allowed to?

[Anonymous No.8773946]

>>8770917

Lindsey Pelas nude

[Anonymous No.8773950]

>>8770917
I could finally pay for a woman to fulfill my disgusting and shameful fetishes.

[Anonymous No.8773957]

>>8770917
buy 4chan or reddit and do some weird shit

[Anonymous No.8773968]

>>8773946
This is 4chan, not Bing.

[Anonymous No.8773999]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

[Anonymous No.8774006]

>>8770917
If you have that kind of money. Or win the lottery by chance, you must know.

You'll start a new life. Your old friends are gone. Your family is probably gone. And move to a location where you know nobody. You can never tell/show someone you have this amount of money and need to lie when questions are asked.

[Anonymous No.8774038]

Keep posting here because I am horribly addicted to this website.

[Anonymous No.8774062]

>>8773950
this
Im gonna pay 40+ milf for a week together.
Im gonna make her watch all my favourite tara tainton, xev, natasha and mindi mink videos, while I will be on no fap then im gonna make a glorious mommy fetish fantasy come true

literally the only thing that keeps me going

[Anonymous No.8774082]

>>8774062
Why not also sponsor her daughter to become your slave wife... you can then train them into degenerate incest fantasies

[Anonymous No.8774093]

>>8773785
wow this is my dream come true. sign me up

[Anonymous No.8774133]

>>8774062
Good taste. Tara makes my dick ultra-diamonds, no matter her saggy tits.

[Anonymous No.8774139]

>>8774082
im not into young chicks anon

its fucked up I know

[Anonymous No.8774168]

>>8770917
buy senators & members of parliament. Set up my own intelligence agency find people in power that are susceptible to blackmail, set up black mail scheme. To what end you ask, to shut down central banks. its what the truly rich do to protect their postion!

[Anonymous No.8774185]

>>8771207
Correct answer

[Anonymous No.8774205]

>>8770917

[Anonymous No.8774251]

>>8774062

Genius.

[Anonymous No.8774279]

>>8773785

[Anonymous No.8774297]

>>8774205
This is great. It sounds like a lot of fun as well.

[Anonymous No.8774311]

>>8773785
For what purpose?
Just get regular women

[Anonymous No.8774340]

>>8770968

[Anonymous No.8774344]

>>8770917
Buy all rope companies, whitelist trips for rope coin, use all rope on earth to hang myself from the moon.

[Anonymous No.8774373]

>>8770917
carve giant waifu face on the surface of the moon

[Anonymous No.8774572]

>>8770917
Develop and Build an ocean plastic collection ship.

[Anonymous No.8774861]

>>8770958
This but
16 year old latina, then 17 yo Ukranian and Belarusian gts

[Anonymous No.8775016]

>>8770917
I would use part of this money to secretly develop an objective, non-biased test, that would rate the quality of human beings, and then test girls all over the world, taking those with the highest potential to become my concubines.
After that, I would use that technology and the results to make even more money, eventually forcing all HR sectors to fire feminists and use my test as a guideline (while also selling graded sperm to the same feminists that wanted to be strong independent mothers).
I would build a private school to raise my kids in, and in thirty years or so would just buy (or build) a few islands and create a new country there.

[Anonymous No.8775570]

>>8770917
>all these degenerates
>sex slaves

I'd rent a private army to help the Boers escape South Africa

WE MUST SECURE A FUTURE FOR THE WEISS

[Anonymous No.8775586]

>>8770968
not that feel please

[Anonymous No.8775614]

>>8773214
actual kek

[Anonymous No.8775616]

>>8772511
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.8775733]

>>8770958
>>8770992
OMG samefagging whore

[Anonymous No.8775743]

I'd buy an old church somewhere in western europe and turn it into a night club

[Anonymous No.8775758]

>>8770968
Necks? Fucking weirdo. The only place to kiss a roastie is between her legs.

[Anonymous No.8775775]

>>8775743
hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.8775784]

>>8772511
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

[Anonymous No.8775798]

>>8770968
i hate you

[Anonymous No.8775806]

>>8771613
>the mind of a reddit "SJW" commie

[Anonymous No.8775809]

>>8770917
Isolated Lolidom Mansion.

Where several underaged loli's dominate force fuck me and drain as much as my cock juice. While calling be a "bitch" and under degrading stuff.

[Anonymous No.8775820]

>>8770958
this
but 15 year old eastern European girl

[Anonymous No.8776687]

Set up an inter-gender fighting league, steroids and trannies allowed.

[Anonymous No.8776716]

I'd get an average house in a nice suburb and just live a normal life but without the serene bliss that comes from knowing that everything will always be ok

[Anonymous No.8776725]

>>8776716
>but without the serene bliss
but with*

[Anonymous No.8776966]

I'd probably not change alot regarding my daily life, same 2 room appartment, decent food, maybe buy a car, but something average. Pay off any debt my familly and close relatives have.
Instead I would invest 99% into R&D for bio-mechanic prosthetics, capacitor and battery technology and solar cell enhancements.

I know how much shit this world gave me and you should also know that because I know most of you had it really rough, but still I think that we today are living a better life than say people 3 generations ago and only teough r&d can we evolve to a point that we can make sure our children don't suffer the same miserable fate we did.

[Anonymous No.8777018]

Sink it all into cryogenics and nanotech research so that I can live forever. Not because I'm afraid of death but because I just want to live long enough to watch this world burn.

[Anonymous No.8777035]

>>8776716
>>8776725
Same with me. The idea of being loaded but living a comfy, down to earth life is so nice.

[Anonymous No.8777086]

>>8770917
i want to play titty baseball with muh dick, nugget!

[Anonymous No.8777577]

>>8771738

What are you, 10? There's trillions of dollars in the world - you're not going to start WW3 by paying someone a few million brainlet.

And you're paying people you hate to eat your shit - that's the most retarded thing I've seen today. Well done.

[Anonymous No.8777602]

>>8770917
Probably a lot of weird, degrading shit with asian whores.

[Anonymous No.8777675]

>>8775798
lol why?

[Anonymous No.8777699]

>>8774861
Why specificaly a 17 year old ukranian

[Anonymous No.8778350]

>>8770986
Just don't tell anyone you have money
Live the life you would have but without the need to work hard.

[Anonymous No.8778402]

>>8775758
>kiss a roastie between her legs
Enjoy your mouth herpes

[Anonymous No.8778482]

Invest 9B in avatar technology so I can wirelessly control 100% realistic bodies of people I hate, and use them to punch other people that I hate, so they get the blame instead of me and go to prison.
Then make an avatar of the prison cook so I can put a bit of my bodily fluid in their food every day, then keep living as the cook that I killed because I wouldn't want his son to grow up without a father.
I would then kill my new wife and son, and replace them with other avatars that I'd control one at a time.
Then it's only a matter of gradually changing the avatars so they look like the average of all three so I can just use one avatar all the time without people noticing, then after a while start gradually changing their appearance to mine, so I could stop using avatars altogether and just use my real body.
I would then live the rest of my life as the prison cook family.

[Anonymous No.8779152]

buy my favourite professional sports team.

Their average annual turnover is about £3M or so, with the highest in the league probably closer to £70M depending on their Champions League performance.

£10billion is significant enough that I could pump £1billion into the club over a long timeline and permanently change their fortunes for the rest of time (assuming that the country doesn't get wiped out anytime soon) through investing in the facilities, playing staff, stadium, how many youth teams the club run and all that stuff. There'd still be £9 billion for me to fuck around with.

I'd also look after my family (buying them pensions, giving them lump sums of cash, whatever they want) and my closest friends.

I'd regularly be going first class to places like Hamburg and Amsterdam and banging the likes of stupid sexy Lithuanian hookers, and I'd get a nice big maintainable house (ie not something ludicrously massive that would just feel empty with a vast outdoor area that would need to be kept in good shape, but a nice, spacious, comfy living space - kinda like Frasier's home), big V8 Range Rover + a nice sports car, all that stuff) but taking a major hand in investing in my sports team would be the focus of my life.

[Anonymous No.8779315]

Buy and enjoy some young disposable fuck sluts

[Anonymous No.8779470]

>>8772079
>Plus, all of the remakes.
>>Ben Hur remake with ponies.
>>Braveheart with ponies
>>Enemy at the gates wih ponies

Pay Tara Strong to breastfeed me

[Anonymous No.8779512]

my uncle made 1.5 billion. he never did anything extreme..

the only thing he did was fucking a number of A list Hollywood celebrities (they all have their price.. 500K cash per night for example)

oh and he bought a 50 million ship. I think his house is worth 2/ 3 million for example.

[Anonymous No.8779534]

>>8770958
Actually this but I wouldn't need 10 billion, a few million would do just fine

[Anonymous No.8779535]

>>8772362
> Madoff's projected release date is November 14, 2139
this is with time off for good behavior

[Anonymous No.8779575]

>>8775570
underrated post desu. I mean yeah sex slaves are great but eventually you'd want more out of your 10 billion. hiring a little freedom-fighter army to go mass-slaughter the niggers who try to invade the boer's farmlands would be a pretty good use of the cash.

[Anonymous No.8779604]

>>8770958
based rotating pussy poster

[Anonymous No.8779777]

>>8779512
How would you even set that up?

[Anonymous No.8779800]

>>8770917
Buy, use, and then sell the female in the picture.

[Anonymous No.8779813]

>>8775570
>not simultaneously using your private army as sex slaves
pathetic

[Anonymous No.8779829]

>>8770989
Alright gas, I support you

[Anonymous No.8779853]

>>8771099
Thanks homosexual, this is why you won't get 10 billion or even 10 million

[Anonymous No.8779865]

>>8779777
In his case he met people because he financed and sponsored a las Vegas magic show... He loves that sort of stuff.

When you are rolling big money in those circles you get invited to private parties and get in touch with Hollywood higher ups eventually (like that Harvey Weinstein guy) you can fill in the rest..

[Anonymous No.8779869]

>>8771613
School shooter spotted

[Anonymous No.8779883]

>>8771738
You absolute fucking retard, I'm not even going to sit here and argue about the fantasy of a 15 year old cum gun who's biggest accomplishment will be outliving his father

[Anonymous No.8779921]

>>8771613
please kys. If not, at least fuck off to reddit.

[Anonymous No.8779925]

>>8771765
???? Explain your mongoliod position anon, old rich men spend their time trading sex slaves?

[Anonymous No.8779936]

>>8771680

This. I would some absolutely gigantic thing to immortalize myself for eons. Then booby trap it.

[Anonymous No.8779939]

>>8779865
Damn, that's truly making it. Do you remember which A-listers he's been with?

[Anonymous No.8779954]

>>8771816
Thank you, give this man your money anons

[Anonymous No.8779968]

>>8770968
>>8771384
holy shit /biz/ hero asap

[Anonymous No.8779979]

>>8771900
>Admits virginity

Anon this site is 18+

[Anonymous No.8780020]

>>8772257
Good bait anon, it was fun playing and you got a bunch of (you)s out of it, great game.

[Anonymous No.8780043]

>>8773261
No amount of money would get me to fuck you Josh, stop asking.

[Anonymous No.8780056]

>>8772511
BRRRAAAAAAPPPP

[Anonymous No.8780059]

>>8773450
No one gives a FUCK

[Anonymous No.8780078]

>>8773559
A healthy serving of pasta, just like mum used to make

[Anonymous No.8780100]

>>8773575
'm leaving this fucking website

[Anonymous No.8780117]

>>8773785
Uhh femanon spotted?

[Anonymous No.8780120]

>>8772362
he got in jail for screwing over other jews in a blatant manner
having sex slaves bothers nobody, fuck there's dozens of thousands of drug lords and pimps who aren't even millionaires doing that right this moment

[Anonymous No.8780141]

Get a small comfy cabin out in the woods, preferably by a body of water. Spend summer chopping wood and kayaking; spend winter reading by candlelight and hunting deer. Occasionally take a trip to Amsterdam for some whoring, but mostly keep away from people and live off the land

[Anonymous No.8780144]

>>8774205
This is the only plausible ludicrous answer that might actually work

[Anonymous No.8780151]

>>8780141
something like this

[Anonymous No.8780160]

>>8775016
Use it to test yourself, so you see how pathetic you really are.

[Anonymous No.8780182]

>>8779939
yes. but I'm not disclosing any names. However we all know who the big whores in Hollywood are ;)

[Anonymous No.8780184]

>>8775809
I'm going to use my money to torture you, I'll find you and turn you into this world's equivalent of Reek from GoT.

[Anonymous No.8780201]

>>8776687
Good idea

[Anonymous No.8780217]

>>8778482
This site is just angry 16 year olds now, smart oldfags leave until the next bull run, then whales come out of the woodwork to play.

[Anonymous No.8780234]

>>8779152
Good dream, gambatte anon-san

[Anonymous No.8780277]

>>8780217
?

[Anonymous No.8780402]

>>8773559
This r9k fantasy only happens if you live in a god awful “”””progressive”””” blue state.

[Anonymous No.8780455]

>>8770917
I'd pay for every olympic athlete from every country to legally change their name to Bruno Banani, and after a few decades I'd bribe the Olympic committee to turn this "tradition" into a rule, so that only athletes with the official name would be allowed to participate.
A few decades later I'd bribe them again to add a rule saying that athletes have to be born as Bruno Banani, and anyone who has a different name on their birth certificate will be banned. This is to ensure that parents all over the world will change their last name to Banani and will name their babies Bruno, just in case they'll grow up to be athletes.

[Anonymous No.8780478]

>>8771099
>>8779853
Kek

[Anonymous No.8780522]

>>8770968
faggot

[Anonymous No.8780692]

fuck thots

[Anonymous No.8780813]

>>8770917
pump link to the moon just to see how /biz/ reacts

[Anonymous No.8780886]

freeze jizz
get vasectomy
cum inside 10/10 instagram whores til i get bored

[Anonymous No.8781137]

>>8770917
A fucking army!

[Anonymous No.8781240]

>>8780886
you forgot
>>get #meetoo'd out of existance

[Anonymous No.8781303]

finish my project car and get a nice house
dont really care for much more

[Anonymous No.8781440]

>>8770917
Buy 10 billion Doge.
Spend money on stupid things.
Buy a new identity to cover my ass.
Fuck whores and clean France from muslim trough government corruption and fake bomb attack to justify total clean up.
Fuck more whores, and tranny and whores.
Then settle after a year and "die".
Take back secretly my original identity and life normally with a family and all the shit.

Inb4 Go back to /pol

[Anonymous No.8781515]

>>8770968
Incredible post

[Anonymous No.8781632]

remote island underground mountain base cloned loli sex dungeon

[Anonymous No.8781717]

I wonder what her price is for a tit fuck.

[Anonymous No.8781783]

>>8770917
buy a second hand oil tanker and refurbish it

[Anonymous No.8781833]

>>8781717
Tit fucking is pretty over rated. It’s fun foreplay but I’d rather get a blowjibber or fuck that pussy.

[Anonymous No.8782211]

>>8781717
Who is this??? Please anon help.

[Anonymous No.8782214]

I would go to Kadewe and order a lot of oysters. Then I would pay poor homeless faggots to watch me slurping those delicious oysters.

[Anonymous No.8782255]

I would pay her a million dollar to shit in my mouth

[Anonymous No.8782292]

>>8781717
Hurr durr I see her name on the image name now... blood flow diverted from brain

[Anonymous No.8782345]

>>8781717
she's a used up Dan Bilzerian fapping rag. You guys treat her like a goddess but she'd probably blow you for $200 if she didn't think anyone would find out

[Anonymous No.8782354]

>>8772511
No, no it is not..

[Anonymous No.8782540]

>>8782345
I am not judging her for personality or life decisions anon.