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Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:41:52 2018 No.8757950 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this Hen

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:42:53 2018 No.8757958 give me an egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:43:24 2018 No.8757961 >>8757950 Buy a hen and then you'll have money leftover from not buying eggs, so you can buy a pen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:44:02 2018 No.8757968 File: 303 KB, 770x500, renn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757950 It will lay eggs for you. Sell me this Ren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:45:46 2018 No.8757983 File: 192 KB, 908x666, 1521665089130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757950 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:45:53 2018 No.8757985 File: 67 KB, 462x356, 1518465894433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757968 He steals from the poor. Sell me this Ven

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:46:21 2018 No.8757986 File: 331 KB, 770x500, benn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757985 It might go up as Bitcoin does. Sell me this Ben.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:47:48 2018 No.8758001 >>8757986 Gets blown up in disaster movies. Stay away during real life invasion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:48:13 2018 No.8758004 >>8757950 make me an omelette

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:48:13 2018 No.8758005 File: 294 KB, 770x500, ken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8758001 Thanks sold 100k Sell me this Ken

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:48:35 2018 No.8758008 File: 53 KB, 830x443, 1518468729391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757986 It can tell time. Sell me whatever the fuck this is

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:50:55 2018 No.8758018 File: 312 KB, 770x500, men.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8758008 Nah that coin is gay. Sell me this men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:58:00 2018 No.8758073 >>8758018 they perform oral sex can someone make one of these with a nigger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:00:34 2018 No.8758093 >>8758073 that meme is dead. blacked women are not allowed to come back women. we only lost the stupid ones who fell for internet propaganda. they're trash anyway. enjoy, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:10:18 2018 No.8758163 >>8757950 This is a great hen, it's delicious, tastes like chicken. Buy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:20:54 2018 No.8758241 >>8758005 Has wife and kids. Blonde . Rich. Not tainted by Dark Hadou like his faggot friend Ryu. Did I mention his Fire Shoryuken r?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:22:32 2018 No.8758251 Thx for this thread OP. This is the reason I come here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:45:41 2018 No.8758424 >>8757950 You can stake eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 06:46:57 2018 No.8758433 >>8757950 Its my hen you faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:29:22 2018 No.8758827 File: 40 KB, 900x623, 6F131744-3548-4055-993E-FCC59B7F7EBF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sell me this fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:30:43 2018 No.8758833 >>8757950 Put a tie on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:32:43 2018 No.8758854 File: 408 KB, 856x630, kopj1O1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8757950 That's a rooster you dumb fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:33:59 2018 No.8758869 File: 56 KB, 1000x800, 149112807942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8758827 frens are not for sellin fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:37:04 2018 No.8758888 >>8757950 >>8758854 Thats not a rooster...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:38:50 2018 No.8758906 >>8758888 its mtf rooster

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:43:13 2018 No.8758934 >>8757950 This hen very good sir, moist eggs sir. Wont you want moist eggs and supple meats from our hen sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 07:48:14 2018 No.8758979 File: 36 KB, 463x355, wolf-of-wall-street-sell-me-this-pen-21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell me this Len

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:00:47 2018 No.8759106
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A chicken lays around 300 eggs per year. One egg will eventually be another chicken so if you reinvested 100% of those dividends into more egg laying chickens that's over 80% DAILY return. After just one year you'd have 1.23 x 10^95 chickens (123,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chickens).

They live 7-8 years and will shitting out 80% DAILY dividends for at least 5 of those years, so you will max out at over 1e+500 chickens holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:03:23 2018 No.8759121 >>8759106 Uh, thanks, Ian. That's certainly some useful information

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:08:57 2018 No.8759162 >>8759106 Kek. You are unironically hired.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:10:23 2018 No.8759175

>>8759106
>A chicken lays around 300 eggs per year. One egg will eventually be another chicken so if you reinvested 100% of those dividends into more egg laying chickens that's over 80% DAILY return. After just one year you'd have 1.23 x 10^95 chickens (123,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chickens).
i need some chicken!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:10:29 2018 No.8759176 >>8759106 idk the staking rewards seem too high, I feel like that would flood the market

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:25:59 2018 No.8759323 >>8759176 the first chickens will be burned after 7 to 8 years to reduce supply

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:28:11 2018 No.8759341 >>8759106 male chickens cant defecate eggs... fuck off with your FOMO bullshit

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 08:30:11 2018 No.8759358
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>think straight line method is legit
>communications skills so low id never pull it off even if i knew the system back to front

Sell me a cure for being socially retarded. Ill buy it

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